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I want to only have 4 pictures on my myspace
but have 4 more as the captions for those four
[i see it all the time]
i uploaded them to my photobucket, and put ALL of the codes in the caption box
and it didn't work

can anyone help?

use the link, instead of the code

but use this code. its shorter, thats why

hope i helped.

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i m 16/f. i have mood swings all the time (not because of my periods either). i think that i am bi-polar no joke. i always cry over nothing and someday i dont. and i also get realy angry and violent over little things. i dont know what is wrong with me! does anyone know any signs of bi-polar or anything? please help

I am very sorry to here this. I am 13 years, old, and 14 soon. But I have the same exact problem. So much is going on in this household. my mom is never home, because her mom is in the hopstial. So i bascily, haha, live alone! It seems fun, but its not.

Its 2 days till christmas, we don't have our tree up, and nobody has gone christmas shopping. Plus, we are a very religous family. So, its very wierd for us!!

I cry all the time, and my friend will say hi, and ill just bust out in tears. For no reason! If I drop a pen, I will start screaming and pulling out my hair. I have constant mood swings.

Since my mom is never home, I told my dad that I think I am bipolar. He gasps and was like "JACKIE DONT YOU EVER ACUSE YOUSELF OF BEING MENTAL EVER AGAIN"

I just cried and cried and cried. Haha, Im useless, im like telling you my life story here, but yeah.

My advice to you, since from the mood swings, is that you go see a doctor/counsler. Consult your parents, ask them nicley "Mom/Dad, Do you think it would be okay if I saw a counsler/doctor. Whatever you think is better.

Hope I helped much, = ]

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Alright... so my boyfriend and I have been have been having intercourse for like 4 months now. I was his first ever. The first time we did it, he didn't come. Isn't that unusual for a first time guy?! And lately when we do it, he is hard when he goes in, and then he gets soft inside of me and he cant get it back up. And I feel nothing really... no pleasure at all. What does that mean? Another thing that is bugging me is when I want to please him (orally) because i want to please him, he usually stops me and says that he is happy just being with me and he says he doesn't need for me to finish him. Honestly, what guy would not want that?! He is always giving and not receiving (even though i want to give). I was just asking if there are any really good tips you know that would arouse him, or make him have greater interest in doing it. Both of my issues that I am having are confusing and I have no idea what the problem is! Please help!!

You sent this to my inbox to?

0__o

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I got a tetanus shot yesterday. It still really hurts, so I was just wondering how long it will hurt (I was only 4 when I got the last one, so I don't remember) Also, what should I do to make it feel better? Would painkillers help? Thanks =]

The answers below pretty much answer your question. But when I get a shot ( I'm extremly terrifeid of needles!! ) it only hurts for about 2 days. So, It will probably be better after today.

Yes, Painkilers will help. But make sure you don't take to many. Don't bump it on anything, and try not to sleep on it!! Or move it to much.

Hope I helped!!

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Well, Im a virgin. Haha. So I have no clue how I would give you personal advice. But since you asked me this question, Im gonna direct you to a few sites. Becasue they will help!!
Inbox me if you need anytihng else babe. And good luck!

http://www.sexinfo101.com/ -- Stuff for pleasing and stuff. Postions.. and other cool things.

http://www.coolnurse.com/ -- Might answer some questions =]

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ok so i'm making icons (aim icons) and i use the font 04b_21 or 04b_24. its a small pixelated font. i made icons like a few months ago and the font looked fine. but now all of a sudden im typing with it on paintshop and its all disformed and isnt even. i dont know how this is happening n its like this for every font i use on paintshop! any ways i can fix this?

I think maybe you should try redownloading it again. or maybe are you sure you are using 6px? If not, try that! Hope I helped, this is all i can imagine whats wrong!!

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I just got hit with a shock today. I am 61/2 months pregnant and my baby's father just told me that he wants to name our daughter after his best friend. I was upset because she is sort of the reason we broke up. I had just found out I was pregnant last summer and while we were having problems his best friend, 8 montns pregnant at the time and married was coming to visit him from out of state for the week end. I asked him if I could meet her and he accused me of being jealous and broke up with me. We had broken up a couple of weeks prior to that because we were initially going to have an abortion. We had a miscarriage back in april and he didn't want to be disappointed again. We were actually fighting about him not going with me to the procedure. We then got back together 4 days later and decided to keep the baby. Then we broke up again because of the reason mentioned earlier in this message. We fought for over a month about things with the pregnancy and everything. Then we finally worked through some things and it was decided that we would see where things go between us. Things are the same as before we broke up only he no longer tells me he loves me anymore. I will admit I was jealous when I first became pregnant but when I asked to meet his best friend I was really trying to be a good sport, figuring this was his best friend and I had hoped that extending my understanding for the situation that maybe he would see I was trying . When he broke up with me instead I was devastated. We made a deal because this is his only child, I have 4 others, that he would get to name the baby. We just found out we are having a girl yesterday and today he hit me with this. I have to admit I lost my cool. I see it as naming my daughter after someone who unknowingly had everything to do with our break up. I also feel a little hurt that his reaction for me wanting to meet this person is the reason we broke up. We fought about this back and forth today. I ended up recognizing that a deal is a deal.I agreed to name the baby according to his choice. He wouldn't even try to come up with any other girl names. He told me if I didn't agree to it then he wasn't naming the baby and he placed that responsibility in my hands. I didn't want that. I just wanted him to understand that it made me feel really hurt that he wasn't thinking about how I would feel about naming my daughter after her. Whenever we argue we often fight about how unreasonable he was for breaking up with me because I wanted to meet his friend. Even though that woman didn't mean to come between us, even though she is married with a family of her own, I still feel betrayed by this whole situation. He says I am being silly. I don't know about that. I feel like the man I love is asking me to agree to name his daughter after a woman who means more to him than I do. What should I do?He also informed me today that she will be coming to visit before I have the baby and will be around when the baby is born, he claims she is bringing her husband this time but I don't know what to feel. I think it is more apporpriate for her to come after we have the baby. This is our time. Coming to see the baby is one thing but coming before and staying until I have the baby makes me kind of angry. She has had kids before so you would think she can respect the situation. I would think my baby's father would understand that part too. If I have to name my baby after this woman I feel my birthing experience should be as I see fit. Please tell me if I am doing the right thing here or not.

You are doing the right thing. This is your baby, not his. I honestly don't think hes ready to be a father, as he is being immature about the whole situation from what I understand. Honestly, you are going to love this baby, and give your full attention to it. But can you imagine thinking 10 years later, when you say lets say, the girls name was cindy. "Cindy, Time for Breakfast!!" You're going to be thinking of that girl. Do what you think is right. Nobody will make a better descision but you.

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wuts tht eminem song tht goes like "new kids on the blocked sucked alot of **** boy girl groups make me sick and i cant wait till i catch all u faggots in public imma love it" something like tht

Its called
Marshall Mathers
Its by Eminem

And the lyrics are here

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/marshallmathers.html

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does anyone know of a website where i can get a list/description of every medical profession? i want to study something medical in college but i dont know what so a list would be helpful!

Good question.
But next time, use google.

http://www.topmedicalprofessions.com/

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Can someone tell me what a chink is? someone called me that and none of my friend's definitions are good

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chink

try that

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Hi guys... I got this really old rolex from the 1960's which belonged to my grandpa, he died to years back, so i thought i would get it repaired and have it as a memory. Yesterday, i went to this shop to know if i could get it repaired they asked for $400-$600 depending on the work, which i really cannot afford but i really want to have it done. what could b done? I would never wanna sell it for the world...

Don't go to the ones in the mall.
Mall kiosks = RIP OFFS!!

Any price between 0-400 is reasonible. Why?

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2F&fkr=1&from=R8&satitle=rolex+1960+watch&category0=&submitSearch=Search

Because the watch is right now worth over 2,000 dollars =D

Hope I helped !!

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On Friday at this thing my dad is holding where santa comes to our town and we have hot choclate, christmas carols, etc., i might have a face/body painting booth. I have to know two things: Where can I get those face crayons that you use to draw on skin, or something like that. Also, what are some designs that are christmas themed I can draw on kids. Not full-face designs. Thanks!

1. Craft stores.

2. Snowfalkes, presents, hot cocoa, christmas trees, ornaments, reindier, santa hat, santa claus, candy canes, and what they want for xmas (ask them!)

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im trying to find out who sings this rap/hip hop song. all i can think of the main part of the song goes "chitty chitty bang bang". does anyone know what im talking about?

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/d/disney6472/chittychittybangbang246545.html

this?
if im wrong, no need to rate =]

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So what's a froob?

No one knows and everyone who does won't tell.

Someone please just tell me!!!

Froob is an even worse kind of noob (newbie): they beg, spam, scam, are annoying, follow you, and don't even try learning the game

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Ok so i wear black eye liner. I used to get mine from target, like maybelline or revlon, and it would smear and smudge all over my face. It was pretty gross. So last night i went to sephora, thinking that theirs would be much nicer. They told me that it wouldnt run or smear, and that it would last all day. Guess what. It didn't. Honestly, it was no better than the stuff from target :(. Haha, i looked in the mirror and to my surprise, it was smeared all below my eye. It was great, really. But anyways, what brands of eyeliner are good and DONT smudge. I almost got a NARS one. Is that any good? Thanks.

Covergirl is awesome! I use it and it doesn't smear, as long as you dont like, pour water on your face = ]

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does anyone know some really good quote sites where i can get quotes from movies and stuff? thanks.

www.wittyprofiles.com

www.qm.your-memory.net

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If your vocal range is A3 to D5 would you be an alto or a soprano?

Soprano: C4 - A5
Mezzo-soprano: A3 - F5
Alto: F3 - D5
Tenor: B3 - A5
Baritone: G2 - E4
Bass: E2 - D4

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I'm getting an iPod nano (second generation) and I was wondering if I should download Limewire. Some of my friends have told me it give their computer viruses, while others tell me it works fine. My computer's about 4 years old, it's a desktop from Dell. Should I use Limewire, or just stick with iTunes?

Ehh. Tough desision.
If you have a virus protector, id say go for it.
But if you really don't want viruses
stick with the legal downloads =D

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what do you do if your boyfriend cheated on you with your younger sister?

Hun! Break up with him right now. That is rediculious. In my opinon, I think he was using you to get to her!

"Once a cheater, Always a cheater"

"Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, shame on me!"

Hopefully quotes will teach you something!

Good luck!

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