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My name is Melissa :]. I live in California.I seriously do. Fresno,CA. Look it up. I didn`t know what or where Fresno was until my dad came home & told us we were moving there.. I live in like the friggen richiest part of Fresno called Clovis[it`s another city that`s in Fresno.]Nothing ever happens in Clovis.No robberies,killings,etc. Things always happen in Fresno. This city is so effing small that you find out about everyone`s problems. It`s like Gossipville. My highschool is even worse. People talk smack like it`s their hobbie, so i`ve had my share of gossip about me. Doesn`t really bug me, unless you continue to do it. Then I get pissed. Who wouldn`t?! Fresno is okkaayyy, if you meet the right people. But Clovis will always be the most boringest place ever.
I've been through alot. Anything really. I don`t really trust people that easily, but if I do, then congrats, you`re awesome. Don`t straight up ask me what i`ve been through. If I really really really really really really really really know you, then I might tell you. But you know, it`s hard telling people what you`ve been through because it brings back so much horrible memories. I got over some shit, but it still leaves marks..Welcome to a world where being yourself isn`t good enough..
My closet is full of clothes from Hollister,Abercrombie,Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, and all those preppie stores that you hate. I can`t live without my cell phone or a purse. Don`t judge me. If you do, I friggen hate you with a passion.I have alot of confidence, and you might think that i`m cocky, but i`m not. I actually think low about myself, but what girl doesn`t? I sometimes think that i`m better than a few people, but i only compare to those who are pretty shallow & fucking dumb. Like gossip starters, stalkers,backstabbers, & anything like that.I'm probably the coolest 15 year old that you`ll ever meet :]. I love going to the beach, even though i HARDLEY ever get to go. I was born in San Francisco. I move alot. I stayed in new york for 4 years because of my daddy's job. But now i'm back here in california.I love my friends. I'm a really nice girl. I`m full of sarcastic remarks.Anything acustic(sp) realllyy turns me on. I love it when a guy can sing & play something hot, aww so adorable, don`tcha think?! ;]
I have a boyfriend & his name is Junior. He's gorgeous.HE PLAYS THE ACUSTIC GUITAR & SINGS FOR MEEE!! Oh man, I just feel like grabbing him. He makes me really happy && he surprises me alot. He makes me feel all like..warm and soft inside.Shut up. Your jealous. I know. Our love is anything but average. We have the weirdest relationship, but I wouldn`t trade it for the world..I love it when we watch re-runs of the O.C. I love how he can watch romantic movies with me. I love it when he lets me win in video games.I love when he kisses my nose or forhead. I love it when he trips me lol. I love it when he gives me piggy back rides & won`t let me fall when i`m standing on fire hydrants.I love it when we eat chicken nuggets together & share only one drink. I love it when he squeezes my face cheeks together & kisses me. I love the way he runs up to me at school & jumps on me. I love the way we skip together holding hands. I love it when I take out the crust of my bread && he eats it. I love it when I turn out to be hecka sick & he comes to my door with soup & his blanket. I love it when he sends me like .. friggen 2 page love letters & he sends them through the mail & i get them. I love it how he believes in me & teaches me to make better choices and incourages me. I love the way he can easily cheer me up with the simpliest things like smiling. I love it when i start crying and he cheers me up by doing the "balony dance". Lol. I love the way he pokes my cheeks with his finger. That`s love, baby.♥
I say tre-cool & dunzo alot.
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okay me and this guy have been the best friends for like a year.. we know eachther from front to back.. and we really liked eachother.. and after 9 months.. we started to really think about spending our lives togther.. well then a lot of stuff happened and our exs came back in our lives and realtionships but were both single now.. and he knows that i really like him but he continues to only see me as his best friend.. and everytime he has emotional breaks downs with girls its like im always here and i hear aobut it. it just gets really ahrd to know the feelings he use to have for me he like has for other girls.. its hard for me to be with a guy bc hes always ther.. like when i dont have a bf hes gone but when i do its like he is always there and he drives me crazy and my boyfriend then i have no boyfriend.. he keeps me from likeing other gusy and he just doesnt know it.. i just dont know what to do.. help!
He likes the chase. He only wants you when your taken. I can totally relate to this. You should really have a deep conversation with him. First get with a guy that you like (not him.) and if he gets all mad about it. Then that's when you say something about how you feel. You shouldn't wait for someone who won't get with you. (Hopefully that didn't sound rude at all). All you have to do is just talk to him. And if you do get a boyfriend && he's always around, then say like "I really want to spend sometime with my boyfriend.....ALONE!" =) Something like that.
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I have a firend (if you want to call her that) that has been going aroudn saying that I'm anorexic. I'm 5'4 and 102lbs so yeah, I'm thin but I'm far from anorexic.
Well at school the guy I like came up to me and asked me if I was. I tired to tell him that I wasn't but he just told me that it was really gross.
He was talking to my sister online and she sent me their conversation and he said that he was planning on asking me out but the anorexic thing made him not.
I've had 4 other people come up to me and ask since him! I don't know what to do because this is all so stupid.
Holy crap thats just fucking retarded. Tell your friend to stop all that drama && tell her to clear up what she said about you. If you have people who come up to you, then just say "I'm not anorexic..some stupid whore started saying that." Honestly no offense..but if i was you i wouldn't even consider her a friend. You shouldn't be called anorexic just because your skinny =(. Also try explaining it to the guy. Tell him that its just a rumour && your not anorexic. And if he's not listening, then have your sister talk to him. She should be able to clearly say that your not, since she actually lives in the same house as you. =) Sorry if i sounded sooo bitchy. But ugh your friend just kind of pissed me off...Lol SORRY!! =)
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I'm planning on asking out this girl tommorrow at school. is this a bad idea? whats a good way to ask some one out?
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Why would it be a bad idea?! Lol. Its okay. If you like her alot && you want to be with her, then ask her out. Don't do it on aim,text/phone. I hate when guys do that! Just ask her out in person and be really confident. Don't start like..mumbling. Lol even though its cute when guys get all nervous =P
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its xomegaroni!! i saw your advice column & im really glad you're back because you're awesome at giving advice & that's what this sites for anywayyyy. soo im very happy about that lol =). a lot of people inboxed me saying to join this site against you which was totally dumb so they heard an earful from me. if you ever need anything juss leave one in my inbox.
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Aw thanks. =) . I was hella happy that i joined back because all i really wanted to do was just give advice! =(. But ya i'm back! Aww meg your so sweet! I really appreciate it not joining it =). Your so sweet
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First of all, that's my dog. It's a red dacshund and I need some good names for HIM
OH MY GOD HE LOOKS LIKE MY NEW PUPPY!! lmao how weird!!
But we named him Peanut. And then Mocha. And then Buiscut(sp..) Lol . He looks like Spot, or Teddy, ..OR HOW BOUT MONKEY?!?! ... =).
OH MY GOSH HES SOOO CUTE!!! lmao!!
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ok, im 13 and he is 13 or 14 and he kind of good looking but not really but he is really funny and smartand kind ect. anyway he goes to my religion class and we used to have it every monday but it is over until the winter or spring. he told me to chosse winter and we could be in the same class so I said "ok I will" on the last day he asked me my sn but I dont have one yet so he gave me his and wrote (4 when u do ) and a smile face, my step brother told me that he likes me so he asked him on line and he said no I like this girl named Liz. But when I left to go somewhere he said he wanted to talk to me and tell me something but I havent been on line yet so I wasr wondering if he does like me, and if I should ask him myself if he wants to go Ice skating with me? should I or not?
Lol honestly, he can be hiding the fact that he really does like you. Also, do you really think that he will tell he likes you to someone whos related to you?! Lol noo =). Get online so he can tell you what he wants. It can probably be something important, that really he does like you. So get online. And for the ice skating thing, you can invite him to do that. Just tell him that you guys should go as friends, and then just flirt with him when you guys are over there. Make him like you. =)
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I just joined a club thats made up of adults who get together once a week and try out our public speaking skills on one another.
Well the first night I went a very well dressed, attractive, and intelligent man sat next to me. He knew I was nervous and was being so supportive and friendly.
I was absolutely convicned that this man must have been a doctor. He dressed like one and was SO nice like doctors are.
Well the next week he wasnt there and I talked to another one of the men. I asked him if (his name) was a doctor. Then the other guy started to laugh, and told me he was a financial advisor. He wanted to know why I thought he was a doctor and I said because of how he was dressed!
Well the next time I saw this man he was being very COLD towards me and barely looked at me.
He was also dressed down in Jeans!!
Now I think because of what I said that he thinks I'm a little gold digger or something. I also found out he's married so I feel like an even bigger idiot.
Should I apologize to him? I want him to be nice to me again.
Woah lol that's a little weird. But yes apologize. =)
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do we have to put a email adress on advicenator ?? b/c im tired of getting so0o many emails from here gosh its anoing !!
Lol you have too. But you can just change it so they won't email you. Just go to your Profile Settings. Then under the part that says "Stuff we never show anyone", look under that and it should say "When should we email you" Then you read those things and edit w/e you want. =)
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What would a 14-15 year old girl think if they saw the guys cock jus the shape of it from your shorts, cause theyre basketball shorts. Would they think its gross, hot!, orweird ?
Hmm..i would probably just be like .."FUCK THE SHORTS JUST TAKE 'EM OFF!!"
Ha just kidding! =D. But it doesn't really matter. Some girls will think its disgusting, just because their kind of..well..prude. I dunno if prude was the right word but something like that. They may just think its gross.
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I have a question about my friend. Well I guess you could say she is one of my best friends.
Well we had made plans tonight to rent and movie and then watch it at her appartment. She told me to arrive by 8 o clock. Well she phoned me at 5 and I wasnt dressed or anything yet. She asked me if I could do her a favour. I said "sure" before I knew what I was in for. Well it turned out she had put an add in the paper to sell two of her cats (she has 5). She told me that the girl buying the cats needed a ride home and could I do it because she (my friend) doesnt have a car. I was a little annoyed because I wasnt ready and she needed me there right away. Well being the loyal friend I was I showed up and one of the cats had escaped from its carrier, and then my friend made me chase around the house for the cat instead of her doing it! We finally caught her and then I had to load up my car with both the cats and their toys. Now heres the kicker: After I loaded up my car with all the cats and toys, I said to my friend "your'e coming with me right"? After all I didnt want to drive a complete stranger somewhere in my car all by myself, I would want my friend to come with me. Also, we still needed to rent the movie. Then she says "no, I'm not coming! So I had to drive this person to her house (who was extremely rude to me by the way). Then I had to rent the movie by myself!! When I finally got back to my friends by around 6 and all she could talk about was how sad she was that she had to give up her cats!!! She finally noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her the girl I had to drive home was rude (but didnt mention I was more angry at her).
My question is, I am overeacting, or was that a really shitty thing that my "friend" did to me?
Holy crap. That's just soo fucked up. She could've atleast rode with you in the car with the other person. And it's pretty damn stupid if she didn't help you pay for the movie either, let alone go with you.. I mean, it was her idea to rent the movie. So no your not overreacting. I would seriously talk to her, that's just rediculous.
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Holy crap her own mother? No offense but that's just soo fucking weird. I mean, why would you want to send your friend in a car with a total complete stranger. Ugh. People like that piss me off. But don't worry cheer up. She's just lame. Nothing's wrong with you. =)
ok i got off my period 2 days ago and i after that 2 days i started bleeding a lot more is that normal
Yup. It'll get weirder later on in your life..lol. But don't worry. You won't die.
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Do guys really find it sexy if girls gring with each other? im not quite sure and i wanted u guyses opinion
Hell yea they do. It's funny...those damn sick pervs.. =P
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I want to create my own personal web site. Does anyone know how I can make one? And is there any way I can get one for free?
http://www.piczo.com/?cr=2&rfm=y
I heard it was good. I personally don't have it but some of my friends had it and they said it was cool.
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I wash my face daily, drink alot of water, and eat the right foods. My problem is, I have a VERY oily face (especially at my nose). The pores on my nose are extremely large and I have blackheads there. I try using products to get rid of it all, nothing seems to work. Any ideas on what I could do? I will rate.
Any Biore products do work.
Look for something that says something about blackheads, and also for the oily face you can get the Biore "Shine control foaming cleanser". That works really good. I like it.
For pores you can get the Biore "Pore unclogging scrub", my friend has it && she says it works good && her pores aren't almost even there! I guess it works good! =)
For the blackheads, you can get the Biore blackhead strips. It comes in a little box and instructions for dumb people like me =P. I used it and it kind of hurts, it made my eyes all watery lol =(. Also for blackheads you can use "Warming Anti-Blackhead cream cleanser". I LOVE THAT ONE! It works soo good && its hot! It actually heats up your face && prevents new blackheads for forming.
I know i said alot of Biore stuff. But i like Biore && i think it works =)
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Ah! Lol sorry! Thanks for giving me a 5 though. =)
Well I'm going to try to make this quick and make sense.
--I like this guy named "Ladd"
--&& at church, my friend "Matt" asked "Ladd" if he liked me.
--&& "Ladd" said "Yes, does she like me?"
--&& "Matt" said "YEAH SHE DOES!, ASK HER OUT!"
--&& "Ladd" said okay.
--But then, "Ladd" && my best friend "Ann" went out, but she didn't like him, But that's a different story.
--"Ladd" texted "Ann" and told her about how "Matt" told him I liked him and such.
--She doesn't know I like him...
--So now I'm not sure he knows what to do, because he's probably getting the idea from my best friend that I don't like him because I havn't told her.
--&& one of his best friends left me a message saying "He seems to like you, he talks about you all the time"
--So yes, what do I do...or say?!
"Ladd" is on a church trip with the youth until tonight I think. So then what are some good questions, or topics to talk about, since now we both know we both like eachother?
Thanks so much.
5's for everyone with thoughts.
x0.ME.
Well first tell your friend "Ann" that you like him so she can know not to like him. Rude i know when i put it that way, but you have to let her know. Just talk about simple things, like what sport he likes, what type of music, if he heard the new song by ______, anything like that. Sit with him && a group of friends so then maybe they can start up a conversation && you too can join in. It really isn't hard if you just think about what to talk about. Don't worry so much. Lol he already likes you!
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i need a cute aim, profile does any one have anything cute to put in there?
You can just get cute quotes. =)
http://www.xanga.com/allthebest_QU0TES
http://www.quote-a-licious.cjb.net/
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I have a question concerning a male friend of mine. Well he just had his birthday and me and my two best friends decided to sing a song about him infront of all his friends. He was really touched by the whole thing, and after the song ended he went up to us and gave my two girlfriends a hug, but then when he looked at me he wouldnt give me a hug and he looked really uncomfortable. Well I knew everyone was staring so I gave HIM a hug, otherwise people would have thought something was wrong.
I can't figure out why he had no problem hugging my other friends but wouldnt give me a hug. Then it occured to me that maybe he had feelings for me? Does anyone else have any ideas?
But wouldn't you think that if he likes you, you would be the first person he hugs out of you && your friends? But psh i dunno! Lol. Some people are different. And that might be right though. He probably does like you. But it doesn't hurt to ask. Just ask him why didn't he hug you && if he's like i did, then just be no..i hugged YOU!. =)
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can you give blood if you have cancer?
Aw! Well umm, no probably not. =\. But i think it depends on what kind of cancer you/the person has.
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this is probably a stupid question but i can't seem to figure it out lol.
when people type >.< online, what kind of face is that symbol supposed to represent? lol i'll rate 5s for anyone who answers. thanks!
I think it means pissed off. Lol I dunno either, but that's what i usually think of when people type that in. Ha, sorry i didn't really help much =P.
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Is there any way that i can find out who has me on their buddy list for aim? help is apreciated. I'll rate!
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Nope. But you can allow people on YOUR buddylist to only add you. No one else. You just go to Setup, click Preferences, then on the tabs on the left you see this tab named "Privacy". Then under the place that says "Who can contact me". Click on the spot that says "Allow only users on my Buddy List". Sorry if it was confusing. =) You only do that if you want.
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