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Hey, my friend Emily is 14 and she just recently started to look up porn on the internet. I was thinking, this girl is 14! But, do you think it's normal for a girl in her young teens to look up adult images on the net? I need to know so I can tell her! Please help and I would really appreciate it! Thank you so much! - Serena

What? Of COURSE it's normal. She kinda has this thing called "sexuality" that she doesn't quite understand yet. At this day and age, sex is everywhere anyway. This is most likely not her first experience. Many begin earlier than 14. Sad but true.

You act like she's going off and having sex with 30 year old guys. Repeat after me: SHE IS LOOKING. AT HARMLESS. PICTURES.

Nothing to be concerned about, at all.

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I forgot the word, but I'm like a sickness freak. Whenever I cough I think I have pertussis. ANd I always think about cancer and bad illnesses. How can I make this stop?

I believe you mean hypochondriac. Anyway, your immune system is very strong. It has survived thousands of years of evolution and only gotten better through the generations. There have been lots of advances in medical science in the past thousand years as well. By the time you reach the age where you really have to worry about cancer and such, it will most likely be curable by then. There are millions of doctors, chemists, and scientists researching each and every day and finding breakthroughs in technology and medicine.

What the fuck do you have to worry about?

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Ok. So I'm 13 years old. I have a boyfriend who I love very much and he feels the same about me. We are always planning our future and what we're going to do together and things like that. One of the things we talk about is the children we are going to have and they're names etc. Anyhow, since we started talking about it I've got more and more into the idea of having a baby and I keep wishing I could have one. I even had a dream that I had a baby by my boyfriend. What should I do?

Trust me, if you were to become pregnant, that whole love and fantasy will collapse around you in a mangled heap. You are 13. You should not even consider having a child for at least another 10 years. Not only that, but what is to guarantee that you will still be with this guy years down the road? So you may think you have the perfect relationship. I thought I did too; now we are no longer together. We always talked about what we would do if we were married; and our relationship only lasted for the better part of a year.

You cannot support a baby. You do not WANT a baby. At your age, you should LOATHE babies.

At any rate, look at the big picture: Years down the road, there is a pretty good chance you will not be with the same guy. What if you did have a child and he decided he did not want it, and left you? What kind of situation would you be in? And do not say "He would never do that, he loves me!" You never know what someone will do or when they will show their true colors, until the situation arises. He can SAY whatever he wants, what he would actually DO is a completely different story.

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I'm always liking the 16,17,18 year olds and all they want is sex. And I dont like guys my age for some reason! I'm only 14 I dont want to be doing guys right now but I still want to be with a older guy..Is there ANY way I can go out with a older guy and not be expected to give him sexual stuff? I'm pretty sure I would do some stuff, if we were together long enough and we had a REAL relationship. But I dont want to get in a relationship where the guy thinks he's getting sex right away. You know? Help!

Well, I'm 17, and my last girlfriend was 14. I never pressured her for sex; I never really even asked for it. Especially since the answer was no anyhow. But, I can understand how you feel. I can relate to the idea that you are maturing too fast and the people your age just seem so fucking stupid. But, the main reason the majority of guys would even consider dating a younger girl is that they think they are easier 'targets' for sex. They think it's easier to break down the wall in a younger girl than it is in an older one who's had time to build it up.

My personal statistics that I just made up say that 99.99% of all guys are dicks. It's all about finding that .01%, and it's hard. For me, age wasn't a matter at all; she just happened to be younger. But if you're looking specifically for an older guy you're going to have to be careful. The older we get, the less controllable our sex drives become. (The peak of a man's sex drive averages out at about 18 years old.)

At any rate, finding a decent guy is hard no matter what age group you're looking in. But good luck with your 'hunt'.

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I am a 17 year old girl. I do not come from a poor family on the contuary i am well off. The thing is that i have a habit of stealing be it from mobile phones which i have now about four,i also steal all of my aunt's clothes and her baby's clothes. The last thing i stole was a video camera from my school.For the previous things i stole they suspected me. Once even the police came to school for i was a suspect for stealing a teacher's cell phone. My parents knows about my problem and the threatens to tell my boyfriend if it continues but really i cannot seem to be able to stop. I sometimes give these stolen stuff to other people and rarely keep them 4 myself.WHAT SHOULD I DO?

You're simply a kleptomaniac. You don't NEED these things, it's just the little thrill you get from taking them. It's a feeling of power and suspicion. "Haha, I just took something you desperately need and you didn't notice at all."

But once you get caught, that label is branded on you more or less for the rest of your life. You will always be seen as "that girl who takes stuff". Even if the thrill has left you for years, no one will trust you. And once you've been caught, everyone who you've ever stolen from in the past will suspect you. "Hey...wasn't she around when I lost my wallet?" Imagine about 20 people coming up to you at once and demanding their stuff back after it's long gone. Is that a pretty scenario, or what?

Professional help is expensive and probably pointless. Use your judgment. Before you do ANYTHING the first thing you should ask yourself is "is what I'm doing right?" Let's say you've just taken someone's cell phone. Now, imagine that person broke down on the side of the highway 50 miles away from any town, and no one will stop. They can't use their phone to call for help; you took it. Envision them crying out of frustration because they are stranded, and then envision you laughing and throwing their phone in the trash hours before. Does that make you feel good? It shouldn't.

At any rate, give yourself a nice slap on the hand when you feel the urge. What you're doing is wrong and you know it; but if you stop now, you may be able to get by without any major repercussions.

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Whenever I get upset, lonely or just feel bored, I always go and eat chocolate. It's starting to become a problem and I do it everyday. How can I cut down on the chocolate?

Find a different comfort food, something more healthy. Force yourself to stop buying chocolate and find an alternative. My comfort food is actually pasta. I don't know why, it just is. A good batch of fettucine alfredo solves every problem, and with the time it takes me to make it all from scratch I have already forgotten why I was upset in the first place. So maybe you should try that; find a food that takes time to prepare. If you're really, REALLY lazy make some ramen. That's like, 2 minutes and 3 calories of effort.

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OK.. I've asked this before.. but I need more help..

My shoes smell REALLY bad.. i've tried Odor Eaters.. perfume (3 kinds) and even dr. scholls foot powder stuff..
is there ANYTHING besides washing my shoes .. that will take care of the smell.

Im afraid if i put my shoes in the washer and dryer.. they might come apart.. ive had that happen before..

please help me!! Thanks!

p.s. im goin to try bakin soda right now.. but any suggestions are GREATLY appreciated.. and DONT tell me to get new shoes.. mom already so no.. unless I HAVE to

THANKS AGAIN

My shoes became quite offensive once I really started getting into DDR. That's a lot of sweat they had to absorb. Now, washing my shoes always worked, but if I had to think of an alternative, baking soda would work. Also, put a napkin between your foot and the shoe to absorb some moisture, and just throw it out after a while.

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WHERE'D YOU GET THE DRUNK SQUIRREL?!?! ROFLMAO I LOVE SQUIRRELS! DRUNK SQUIRREL!! I GOTTA GET THAT AS AN ICON!!!

Actually, he's not drunk. It specifically states in the video that he is drinking non-alcoholic nut juice.

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Why K'? Why not K or K4532 (

It is K', because SNK has stated it so. He is a character on King of Fighters that I was named after ebcause not only do I use him so well, I somewhat resemble him. The name sticks. Even my boss and my teachers call me K'. K just doesn't look right. I use K3587 when the internet is too stupid to recognize an apostrophe. If you can't put the effort to add an apostrophe, I can't put the effort to respond to you.

I will define "it" after I have disabled all your limbs and I am standing over you as you bleed to death. Romantic, no?

8-Bit Theater is decent.

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does anyone know any good music downloading sites, i am using coolgoose.com now, but they dont have a very good selection...thanks!!!

I've gotten all my music off Shareaza. Most people are afraid of spyware from P2P sharing but I've gotten nothing so far.

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Hey, i really need to loose weight from my inner thighs! I am already on a diet and i try to get exercise, but i need some exercises for my inner thighs. i really appretiate it!
thnks-

Play DDR.

No seriously. There is no fat in my legs anymore, just muscle. Muscle is much more sexy than fat.

Well ok, not always, but in moderation.

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One of my closest guy friends just told me he fancies me. I don't know what to do, I really like him as a friend but now I don't know how I can carry on as normal with him. And what makes it worse is my boyfriend is his best friend.

Oh, that's no big deal. So he said he likes you. Why should anything change? Nothing is different. He used to like you, and he still does. The only difference now is that you know about it.

I doubt anything will get out of hand. Nothing new will go between you two. He got out his emotion and that's all he needed.

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What do I do about an 'old flame' of my wife's that she has emailed recently and that I found out about? The messages back and forth hurt me deeply. I love her very much and she says she loves me and it will never happen again. I believe her but am vulnerable and afraid. I haven't always been the best communicator to her and want to do everything I can to show her how much I still love her, more than when I first met her years ago. The 'old flame' was her first high school sweetheart, way before I met her and I am truly at a loss for what the best way to approach this all is. By the way, we are both in our late 40's.

If you truly believe in your marriage this should not be an issue. It's perfectly ok for her to be taken out to dinner or something by an old boyfriend. Don't be the suspicious creepy guy who reads through all her letters she received 20 years ago or anything. Rather, embrace this as a time to remind your wife that she has moved on and found a better relationship.

If you trust your wife with everything that you are, there will be no problems. Let her feel a little nostalgic. You shouldn't have to worry about it if you truly love her, and she loves you as well.

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My 14 yr. old brother will be turning 15 soon and I was wondering if anyone knows where I can buy him some vintage t-shirts (i.e. Atari, Nintendo, etc.)? Thanks!

Hot Topic always carries this kind of stuff but it's horribly overpriced, just like everything else they sell. I heard eBay and that's not a bad suggestion, but only if you leave a lot of time because you never know if what you get mailed is what you think you bought. Also, your brother seems too young to remember any Atari stuff, so that's probably not the best option. Nintendo, maybe.

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hey on sims2 my water is always red............does anyone know how to change this?

Hey, if I had that glitch I'd keep it. I've always dreamed of a swimming pool full of blood!

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I'm sure people have answered this before, but is the squirrel clip from the music video Move Your Feet by Junior Senior?
I hope I'm 8 times cooler than I already am! :P

Yes, and by confirming so you are now 9 times cooler. Pat yourself on the back or ass, or wherever people usually pat themselves in a congratulatory fashion.

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I very much want to protest the current presidential administration and encourage people to vote for John Kerry, but I live in a military town and everyone living here thinks being opposed to war means you don't support the troops. I LOVE our men and women who are fighting, that's why I want them brought home to safety! Do you have any ideas about how I can get my message out without offending or inviting attack from all the military folk out here?

Americans seem to love to throw out the word "unpatriotic" or "anti-American" to anyone who doesn't have the same beliefs they do. (Kinda reminds you of religion, doesn't it.) They can say that about you all they want, but that doesn't make them right. Standing up against opposition is what politics is all about. Don't worry about offending people; there is no perfect answer everyone can agree on. Just protest your heart out and hope that someone interprets and understands your message correctly.

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well, i know its strange, but sometimes i wonder if my parents were virgins before they got married. because they both married late in there lives )38 39ish) so i kind of wonder. is this strange to think? i mean im not going to go up to my mom one day and say hey mom how are ya doing? so btw were you a virgin before dad?

There was a thing called "The 1970's". There's a pretty big chance neither of them were virgins after that.

Seriously though, it's ok to wonder. My sister is 24, but is really, really picky about guys, so I wonder if she ever had sex too. (And if she did, I do not want details or mental pictures, kthx)

If it really bothers you, ask. I highly doubt your parents will say "OMG that's disgusting we are disowning you".

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Ok. I am having what I think is a morale problem. I am the lowest man on the totem pole at work, hence I get all the crap. I have to keep up with where my coworkers are if I want them to help me. All of the extraneous stuff falls on me. Our schedule is so tight for the next two weeks that I am only getting one day off a week. The good news is that I am getting overtime pay. So now every little challenge that comes across my desk other than what is scheduled is driving me nuts. I can't talk to my boss without being argumentative. I bitch and moan every day. I do like my job most days, but it hasn't been fun lately. I know its a job, but do I have to make myself miserable? What are some techniques on making work easier with the knowledge is the only thing that is constant is change? And there are like 26 million I's in the question, how do I turn my focus outward?

The same thing happens to pretty much anyone on the lowest rung. If you work with a positive attitude, and work hard, guess what? You won't be on the lowest rung. Just after one promotion you won't have to deal with so much. And after a few more, you'll be calling the shots. Let me give you a personal example: When I first started working at the arcade I work at now, I was responsible mostly for cleaning...wiping down the glass on machines, vacuuming, cleaning the bathroom, counting out change and tickets...you know, the grunt work. But I was good at what I did and always happy to do it. Now, I don't do that stuff much at all anymore. Now I'm more in charge of maintenence and repairs. I have the key to all the machines and the key to the building on the same keyring as my housekey and car key. I know the passcode for the security system. My boss rarely makes a business decision without asking my opinion as well. He trusts me implicitly, and I had to work for that. He's going to leave for an entire weekend soon, and I'll be in charge, calling the shots. Guess who won't be doing any cleaning?

Anyway, whenever you get something tough accomplished, make sure your higher-ups know that you got it done, and got it done well. Maybe even try to get some props from co-workers. (But don't try too hard, you don't want to seem egocentric.)

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I have this really cute picture I want to put up on my column, but the problem is advicenators only lets you upload jpeg and jpg images. And the picture is bmp. Is there anyway I can change it into a jpeg or jpg image? How? Thanks, I'll rate!

>> xo_sherry_ox

Find a picture conversion program. There should be many free ones on the internet. You can convert .bmp, .jpg, .gif, .png, whatever.

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