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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



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♥[?]♥ Hey girl! U helped me out a little while okay (tips for my eye shadow) I love the smokey look. Do you mind sending me a pic? My e-mail and everything is on my page (SouthernBarbieGirl)Thanks sweetie! -*-Sonnie-*-
Hey!! Well I'm glad I helped!! And I'm glad you liked the smokey look! I neveR leave the house without it!! And sending you a pictuRe? ShoRe?? But I don't have any wheRe it shows much make up! My cameRa is pooR quality, not to mention bad lighting! So lemme know if you still want it, and I'll send, shoRe! Thanks foR stoppin by!! Feel fRee to come back if you eveR need anything else!! =D

♥[?]♥ What the hell does IDK mean?
IDK = "I don't know" Hope I helped! =D

♥[?]♥ What's with divorce these days? No-one stays together anymore at all! My parents are divorced and it just gets to me how no-one stays together. Come on people, ya'll know what i'm talking about!
*Statistics* say, that two out of eveRy thRee people will expeRience a divoRce! TRagic, isn't it?? HoweveR, I feel extRemely blessed to be able to say that my paRents aRe STILL togetheR with fouR childRen and twenty-seven yeaRs of maRRiage!! I don't know anyone who can say that!! =D

♥[?]♥ What the youngest baby do you think that you would put a 14 year old in charge of? And do you really think that at 14 they are responsible?
MatuRity vaRies with people, so yes, some 14 yeaR olds may infact be extRemely Responsible! I think the paRent of the child would take that into consideRation, so RemembeR to always make a good fiRst impRession. And I think a 14 yeaR old would do okay with a 3-4 yeaR old! Goodluck!! Hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ i was in the bookshop with my gang the other day, we were standing in the teen reading aisle (we're 13/14) and this guy was standing there by us. he was like 50, really racy looking, and he was just picking up books pretending to read them. and then sumthin really wierd happened. he started rubbing his dick really hard really close behind my back like he was sum horny pedafile or sumthin...i was SOOOOO scared, so i had him kicked out of the store. my question is, HOW DO I AVOID WIERDOS? am i a perv magnet? help meh!
Gosh! That Is kinda scaRy. But theRe isn't Really a way to "avoid weiDos"! They'Re eveRywheRe!! The thing you have to be conceRned about is placing youRself in a dangeRous situation. Don't go out by youRself, don't make too much eye contact, neveR talk to stRangeRs, and always RemembeR to avoid 50 yeaR old men you see gRabbing at theiR loins!! SoRRie I can't be of moRe help!! I wish you the best! Stay safe!! =D

♥[?]♥ My first day of high school is coming up .. what should i wear ??? i wanna look cute n trendy ! for ppl who have already survived there freshman year ... give me a hint on what to wear first day of school =D
If you have one you feel confident in.... a cute skiRt would a veRy appRopRiate choice! If not, theRe's nothing wRong with goin' casual and comfy in youR blue jeans!! You'll find jeans neveR go out of stlye! =D I HAVE suRvived my fiRst day of high school, and I can tell you that most of the RumoRs you heaR about high school aRen't tRue! Kids don't pay *as much* attention to physical appeaRance as movies make it out to seem!! Goodluck!! You'll be fine!! And RemembeR to make the most out of you'Re high school days -- they'll come and go befoRe you know it!! Hope I helped!! Take caRe!! =D

♥[?]♥ wut does eat u mean? also i reallllly like this guy and hes gonna prob ask me out idk, but if he does we'd maybe makeout, and he has b4 but i havent im soo freaked out! come some1 plz help!
"Eat u" means to give a female oRal sex. In layman's teRms.. pleasuRe the female's pRivate paRts with theiR mouth! Also, theRe's NO shame in telling this guy you've neveR made out befoRe!! PeRhaps he can help you become comfoRtable with it. And most guys like that fact that they aRe the giRl's "fiRst"! Goodluck; knock 'em dead, KilleR!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Hey I was wondering if anyone had any ideas or tips on puttin on eye shadow. I wear it all the time but I always do it the same way: white eye shadow, black eye liner, and masquara! If you have any ideas lemme know!!
Yep!! TRy using two coloRs! Put one coloR on the bottom half of the lid, and anotheR coloR above it on the top half! Thats veRy in style now!! HoweveR, I don't do this!! I have my own thing : smokey eyes!! That's wheRe you simply put eyeshadow on, then take a bRush and pat some gRay eyeshadow lightly ontop of the eyeshadow you alReady have on! It gives the appeaRance of smokey eyes; I do this eveRyday and it looks gReat!! Goodluck; hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ When waz ur first kiss?
5 months afteR my 13th biRthday! IT SUCKED ASS!!! Hope I helped?? Feel fRee to come back to me with any questions you may have!! =D

♥[?]♥ okay my friends ( a girl and a boy) are in a fight and everytime i talk to the girl she alwasy says so have you talked to him?? What should i say?? should i tell her i did or not!! they are in a big fight and i don't wanna ruin my relationship with this boy, because i really likehim...i mean really like him!! Any suggestion?? :(

*Stuck -n- Middle*
Tell heR the tRuth! OR betteR yet, tell heR you don't appReciate heR putting you in the middle of theiR tRoubles!! And if she does't she's upset at him foR whateveR Reason.. why should she caRe what he does! Hope I helped! =D

♥[?]♥ okay i knoe alot of ppl are havin sex and all and i used to want ta have sex really bad but i was talkin to my friend and she really explained to me that its a really good idea to wait for mariage. so thats me new plan. but c i talked to alot of guys about having sex... and now i dont knoe how to turn them down..?? i mean will they think im dumb if i say i wanna wait till marriage??
No!! Waiting til maRRiage is a COMPLETELY Respectable answeR!! If they can't Respect THAT.. they don't Respect YOU! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ hey um... does anyone know how to put up your favorite columnists on your thing? i did it before for one person but i kinda forgot...so yeah. :D
Go to theiR column, and on the left hand side.. theRe'll be a link saying "Make FavoRoite Columnist" Hope I helped! =D

♥[?]♥ on the song milkshake what does milkshake mean?
I'm not too shoRe, but I think it's a woman's body, and the way she caRRies heRself; heR sex appeal. Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ It seems like hoops are going out of style, am I right?
I don't think so.. not at all. I see kids with them ALL the time!! =D

♥[?]♥ I have a long time friend who has turned.....slutty. She doesn't think anything that she is doing is wrong at all. How do I get her back to well.....her? What do I say or do?
Tell heR youR conceRned about heR health, safety, and well being. Remind heR that theRe aRe idiotic, judgemental people out theRe who will ultimately judge heR on this. Hopefully she'd neveR want the fRiendship of a judgemental idiot, but all the same, it's damaging to a Reputation. Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ Why is sex such a big thing now? I mean young people are even doing this, I just don't get it. What happened to waiting until marriage?
MTV happened til "waiting til maRRiage" RAP happened til "waiting til maRRiage" =D

♥[?]♥ Is it considered "dorky" to roll jeans that are a little short into capris? or should I just cut them? Thanks
Not "doRky" at all!! Thst'd hot.. just do youR thing!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ question for everybody that asks questions on advicenators: How come you dont rate somebody after they answer your questions? it doesnt take a lot of effort and its a quick little thank you for their response. It helps the advice giver to understand how well they answer certain questions. I think everybody should rate out of pure politeness...Just curious as to why most people dont..??
I Rate EVERY SINLGE peRson who answeRs one of my questions! VeRy tRue, it doesn't take much effoRt. MoRe impoRtantly, I like to be Rated when I answeR questions : it's an answeR as to how good of a job I'm doing, and it makes me feel appReciated, and eveRybody likes to feel appReciated!! =D

♥[?]♥ how come whenever i ask a question, i never see my question posted on the site? it always says that my question has been submited, but it never shows up
Sometimes it'll take awhile. BefoRe youR question appeaRs on the list, it must be appRoved by ModeRatoRs. ModeRatoRs aRe simply volunteeRs, and like you and I... they have lives too! Hope I helped! =D

♥[?]♥ i have a boyfriend and i wonder why im so afirad to kiss himits weird isn't that i have a boyriend and im scared to kiss him
"WeiRd"?? I wouldn't say THAT. It's slightly uncommon. I, also, will NOT kiss my boyfRiends. I WILL NOT do it!! I've had bad expeRiences with it in the past, and it has liteRally scaRRed me foR life. I know that when you.. "fall off a hoRse, you have to get back up and Ride again", and I HAVE given kissing a chance since my bad expeRience, and I'm still extRemely uncomfoRtable doing it. I'm veRy seRious about it though.. when I say "No kissing", I mean NO KISSING!!! I always let my boyfRiend know in pRioR to ouR dating that I don't kiss, and that's that. I also imfoRm him that I am NOT afRaid to thRow a punch if he goes in foR it. I will, and HAVE done it in the past. That's just the way I am... I feel like if they don't Respect that.. they don't Respect me. I told you this just so you don't feel like you'Re the only one with this pRoblem. You aRe NOT alone!! So how 'bout this : Is theRe a Reason you won't kiss him?? Does he know you'Re afRaid to kiss? If not, you ought to make him awaRe of this fact, and togetheR you can come up with ways to make things moRe comfoRtable foR you. Best wishes, fRom who completely undeRstands what you'Re going thRough!! =D


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