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16/F.I always feel shy to use public toilet. I feel somebody would heard the noise (Pissing & farting)and this make me embarassed. So I keep holding urine for many hours and give pain to my self. In my home I never use common toilet due to same fear.
Please help. (link)
theres a few things you could do
if you go in and some stalls are full, then just before you walk into a stall turn on a sink: no one would know that its you that did it espec if you stay in there for like a minute or so.
if you go in with ta friend, before you walk in be like turn on the sink, haha you know i don't like how bathrooms are so quiet
^^this ones normal, i know quite a few ppl that do that
if the stalls empty, don't even worry about it!


Wait, is Angelina Jolie married to Brad Pitt? Like, are they still married? Because i know they had a child together, but are they STiLL together? (link)
This question isn't advice just so you know...


which one smells better? the "8" or "classic" perfume? (link)
They both smell good, but if I had to pick I'd say Classic.


what is the meaning/difference of these words?

oral sex:
anal sex:
blow job:
hand job:

also, can a blow job and hand job be performed on both a man and a woman?

thank you very much
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oral sex: sucking a guys dick/licking a ladys pusssssyyy
anal sex: a guy puts his dick in a womans ass (or a guys ass if theyre gay) if a womans a lesbian then she'll use like a dildo in a womans butt
blow job: sucking a guys dick
hang job: jerking off a guy
i dont think that a blow job and hand job can be performed on a woman, i think its only men.
but i heard yesteday some girl say "so he was giving her head" so i dunno


Hi everyone, i have the verizon chocolate phone, and i was wondering if anyone knew how to work bluetooth on it, like i can connect and find other people but after that like how can i send and receieve things? or is it not possible?!
thanks! (link)
well, go to whatever you want, like a picture, then touch options, and select send via bluetooth. if you want to send music then you dont go on the mp3 player, you go to "my stuff" and then music, then options send via bluetooth. to recieve, smeone has to send you something first, and then it will ask if you want to accept reject? then select whatever, and it'll start sending


Im 13/f and been going out with this guy for 5 months almost 6 months. Everyday on the phone after we were done he goes, okay i got to go now, bye, love ya and i go ok bye love ya. but lately he has only been saying bye, and not even calling some nights. and i cant help but think he doesnt love me. :( am i paranoid? am i just crazy?
what are some signs of guys not loving you anymore?

i dont know about you but i think im crazy

THANKS soo much anything helps :D
lovekenzie (link)
He may be losing interest, distracted with something, or just under stress. You guys probably don't "love" each other, at least in the mature adult way. But I'm sure you both care very much about each other which is a type of love. You are being a bit to paranoid, but you should really confront him and ask him if anything has been bugging him, and then ask why he hasn't been saying it.

hope i helped =)


what else can i say to my girlfriend besides "i love you"? just wondering, because i'm just kind of tired of saying the same thing over and over. kinda wanna spice it up, ya know?

thanks (link)
Well you could say.
"I really care about you"
"You're my everything"
"You complete me"
"I heart you more than[insert a prized possesion or something]"

Those are pretty lame, I apologize.


following up on a previous question, if the width of my chest affects cleavage, how can that be corrected? (link)
Well it can be corrected with surgery or a good bra. There are bra's that adjust in the middle that can "push" your boobs closer together. You can probably find them at Victoria's Secret. Or if you're on a low budget, search hard at Walmart or Kmart for one.


14/f

I'm just a really lonely person. all the time. I don't have siblings, and I don't have friends or a boyfriend. I can't make and keep a friend, unless THEY initiate it. I'm not really shy or anything but i just don't know what it is.

my life exists only on the internet.

What can I do to feel less lonely? (link)
Well start going up to people and make small talk. And everything should unravel from then, but YOU have to make an effort to keep people's interest and be their friend. It's not always easy but that's really what you have to do.


you know when a guy says you smell like fish? yeah, well I know it's because your vagina, but how do you get rid of that smell& what starts it? (link)
Every female has a unique smell down "there." However that fishy smell can be due to lack of bathing or an infection. I'm not sure what kind of soaps are okay to use down there but you may also try using a douche to get rid of it.


14/f

Every day for about a week I've had this watery poop that just sort of explodes out when i let it, it's not individual turds, but not really diahhrea-like either. It's like a watery stool. I eat a lots of fruits and vegetables and I drink a ton of liquids. Could that have something to do with it?

I've never had this before, so I need to know what's causing this. (link)
That may have something to do with it. You may want to see a doctor. But for now I suggest cutting the amount of liquid you drink down and eating more solid food, like cheese or meat. Try taking Pepto-bismal and see if that helps.


i would like to give my boyfriend head.
i want to give it to him.
but ive always thought it was grose.
but i love him so much and i just want to.
but im also scared that im not going to do it right.

so i guess im asking everyone (boys and girls) if anyone has any tips i would love to hear them.

Thank you.
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Well is it the idea of his penis in mouth gross? Or is it his cum. Because when he comes you can always spit it out right after. Oral sex isn't gross at all. If you don't want his come to taste bad, tell him to try to eat a lot of sweets [fruits preferably] 48 hours in advance. To give head you just put your mouth on his penis and move your head in a bobbing motion, use your tongue and slide it around the head of his penis a few times. You don't have to take all of his penis in your mouth. Instead, put your hand at the base and focus on the upper half. You can play with his balls a little to increase the pleasure, but you MUST be gentle. I also recommend asking him about the balls first, he may not be into it. Also, NO BITING. That's bad. I Hope I helped =)


Im a lesbain and for 5 years i have been trying to find someone in my area for sexual realations is this wrong? (link)
No this isn't wrong at all, it's natural. Everyone usually wants sexual relations with someone, whether it's a guy or girl. Don't be ashamed about it. =)


how exactly do guys like girls to shave their below area.? : ) (link)
Most guys I know like it all gone, but a little hair is still fine. Guys don't prefer a lot hair down there if they're eating you out i'm sure. However, whoever you are with ask him what he prefers. The most important thing is how you prefer "down there."


im 14/f and in the 8th grade
does anyone know any books that have like making out or sex in them without hinting that in the title? thanks soooo much!!
%% ;-) (link)
anatomy of a boyfriend
its got it all
but the cover is like a naked ken doll ahah

um the clique series maybe
and these books called ttyl,ttfn,and l8r g8r


i hope this doesnt offend anyone. my family is catholic, but i live in a place where almost everyone is baptist. all my friends go to this one really huge baptist church. and i guess at this church they believe that catholics arent really christians and wont go to heaven. i know people have different beliefs and im fine with that. but sometimes people will say stuff that really hurts me. like once i was showing my friend and her mom my baby pictures and there was a picture of me in my baptism gown. and her mom started telling me how my church is wrong to baptize babies, and how shes so glad her daughter was baptised the "right" way. and then last night i was at a sleepover and there was this girl there that i didnt know. she asked me what church i go to and when i told her, she said "oh. well, catholics arent the strongest christians." there was this big silence and no one said anything for a long time, and i didnt know what to say. i dont blame people for believing what their church and family teaches them, but i dont understand why they have to say mean things that would hurt someone. and i dont know how i should react when people say that kind of thing to me. has anyone been through something like this? and how did you handle it?
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i would just tell them " i respect your religion and your opinion but please dont insult mine because i dont insult yours"
theyre being really immature about it. just ignore the comments and when the topic of religion comes up change the subject.
:]


i need help fast! my friends birthday party is tomorrow and theres just one problem. I havent gotten her anything yet and my mom and i got in a huge fight so i cant ask her to take me out. i dont know what to do. I only have 20$ and i dont wanna give her just that because were pretty close. Any good ideas? thanks! (link)
one time i gave my friend this like collage picture of us. i used paint and put together all the pics of us two on it.


i "did it:" 2 days ago and it was really no lie for 4 seconds cuz it hurt but im scared that im mite be well uk and im only 14 and that wont be good uk and well was wondering wat are my chances of being pregnate and stuff like plan parent hood if i go will they have to tell my parents and do they give out free birth control? HELP SCARED TEEN! (link)
If he used a condom then chances are you are not pregnant. Although if you did not use a condom there is a chance. If he did not cum then there is no way you can get pregnant. As long as no sperm has entered you then you have no way of being pregnant. Maybe you should talk to him and ask him if he came. If he did and you did not use a condom then I would go by a pregnancy test. If you are pregnant then you should tell your mom to take you to the doctor.


if your friend or someone who's close to you has to move would you try and spend every second of their life with them till they move or try to pull away from them? and why?
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hey

hm... i'd definitely try to spend as MUCH time together as possible, but i would keep in mind that they are moving & keep my space so i don't get too hurt. but overall, i'd definitely spend every second with them just cause i'd want to have a good time before they leave. you will be hurt either way, so make the best of the time you have left with them.



Is studying conspiracies a Christian thing or something?I ask because it seems like all of the hardcore conspiracy theorist ALWAYS relate what their doing back to their religion somehow.It's always about the anti-christ or the fulfilment of the bible or something to that effect. (link)
No not all conspiracies are related to Christianity.
A conspiracy theory attempts to attribute the ultimate cause of an event or chain of events, or the concealment of such causes from public knowledge, to a secret, and often deceptive plot by a covert alliance of powerful or influential people or organizations. Many conspiracy theories claim that major events in history have been dominated by conspirators who manipulate political happenings from behind the scenes. Conspiracies are usually political, social, or historical events.




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