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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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so im 18/female..thinkin about getting my belly button pierced but i had a few questions..

1. how much does it cost? the price includes the ring?

2. how much does it hurt?

3. how long does it take to heal, or atleast for the pain and soreness to go away?

4. what do you use to clean it and how long/often should it be cleaned?

thanks for the help. (=

My advice, don't look into it here, go talk to an actual piercer. They can answer your question way better than anyone here and it'll be way more informative for you. A couple answers though, the average cost is prolly about $50-60 and of course it's going to hurt, they're putting metal through your skin.

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I downloaded Tetris on iTunes on my laptop. However, I want the game on my computer. Is there a way to transfer it?

iTunes is very picky and hates it when you move stuff away from it.

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a bird was sitting outside my window yesterday
it chirped and i thought it said "Hey"
I dint know birds could talk!
What does that mean?

You should take a trip to www.dare.com.

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I bought my friend a shirt from American Eagle for Christmas. I bought it 2 days after Thanksgiving, so it was quite some time ago. I went to put it in the box yesterday and realized that the ink squirty thing is still on it. I don't know how they missed it and I don't know how I got out of the store with it still on...

Anyway, I threw away the receipt not too long after getting it and I've misplaced the gift receipt. I know that if I still had the receipt I could bring the shirt back and they would take off the ink thing, but will they still do it without a receipt? If not what am I supposed to do? It was a $30 shirt and I'm not made of money to go get her another...

I was just wondering if anyone here works at AE or has had to do this there or some other place and knows whether or not they can do it without a receipt. I paid with cash if that matters...

Break the ink thingy and start a new style of ink damaged clothes :D!

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Ok well I have this shop class in highschool and I think I recall the teacher saying that even if you have little cuts, report it. I THINK!

Well, this metal I had to cut was sharp and the corner gave me a little cut on my finger but hurts liek hell! Do you think it's just like a normal cut or do you think I need to do something else? I never got got by that type of material before.

The pain is just your body telling you that you shouldn't do that again. As long as you take care of it, I'm sure everything will be fine. If it starts to get red around it, instead of pink, is when you should start to worry.

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does anyone know a good screen name for the name amanda?
an original one.
i want my name in it though

It's not so original if you have to have us think it up, am I correct or not?

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i am a freshman and they are having a whole gift exchange thing at my all girls school. i didn't make any really great friends, but i still want to get them something because there is a specified time for "gift exchange" next week.
what should i get for my classmates?

A giftcard to Starbucks. Nothing says, "I don't know shit about you," like one of those.

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ok so me and my boyfriend want to have sex. im 15/f. don't tell me i'm too young or not ready, because i know i am ready. but im just really really worried about getting pregnant. he said that we could do anal sex so i would have a lesser chance of getting pregnant.. so if anybody has had an experiance with that..?? and also, he said he would wear 2 condems, would that make it safer? thanks so much

If neither you nor him knew that two condoms means they break easier, then neither of you are ready for sex. And anal sex so you have a "lesser chance of getting pregnant?" How about, since your anus is NOT connected to your girly parts, there's a 100% chance you wont. Jesus, you need to go to sex-ed or something before you think about any of this shit.

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I asked for people who had my back, i didnt ask for criticism, im going through a really hard time right now ok? I didnt want to say what it was, i just needed to know people had my back because i cant talk to my mom and dad about this, its extreemely stressful and i guess people like you wouldnt understand
Calling me immature was out of the frickin question, im maturing, and still am 14! Not your concern and/or business. Please if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say it at all, you have no idea what im going through

Ok, so you made it seem like it was kids in general. Not some specific problem you have. So maybe you should learn to expand a little bit when you're asking a question. However, I still stand by what I said initially.

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Hi, I have been trying to get my hair to grow out it seems for years. But, despite all my efforts it seems that it just won't get longer. Do you know of anything i can do to help it grow, or anything i shouldn't do? P.S. if it helps I have fairly long blonde hair; my hair is also fine but I have a lot of it so it is not thin. :)

Trimming your hair does NOT make it grow longer. So please do not listen to that person.

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Ok well i'm not like the worst singer in the world but i'm the best either so i wanted to try and train my voice without singing lessons so what do i have to do to train my voice or whatever i really love singing and so i want to be better at it but i dont wanna ruin it either so yeah any suggestions

If you happen to play guitar, or have access to a guitar, I can help you. Send me a message to my inbox if you do :D.

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so i found a vibrator in my moms stash of things. lol before i use it or even think of using it..would that be totally gross if i did..she doesnt have std's or i would too since i am her daughter..but should i or shouldn't i use it. thanks

I threw up in my mouth a little.

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People laugh in my face when i say that being a kid isnt as easy as you think it is. Yes theyre the ones with all the bills and taxes, but we have to deal with all of their problems: for example devorce. Grades. Gossip. Teachers. Caring if what your wearing out of the house one day will make you cool. I know they were one kids themselves too, but they weren't kids in the 21st century. I mean, if you dont have the right phone, you not consisdered cool. I just need to know people have my back on this. We have to deal with everything they throw on us. They take advantage of the fact that they do everything, like "I worked my tail off" then when i say "So did i" they laugh in my face. being a kid (im 14) isnt that easy!!!!
I just need to know someone has my back on this
xoxo

I'm sorry, but a 14 year old's problems AREN'T on the same level as adults. It may seem like it because you're immature still, but seriously, think about it. "OMG I can't believe Mandy and Justin are together," is not as bad as, "Holy shit, I have to pay rent." Yes, things like divorce are still bad for kids, but imagine what the parents are going through. And teachers? Oh well, your teacher gets mad at you because you're too busy talking during the lecture, and suddenly your life is shit? No! What about bosses, and if you screw up there you could lose your job, which gets you money. So good, I hope people laugh in your face for saying it's not easy being a kid....because it is. It so is.

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theres this boy who makes me feel amazing. hes always complimenting me and stuff. and recently i found out that he likes my best friend. hes the sweetest kid and they seem like "the" couple, but i'm really jealous. what do i do?

Date him secretly without your friend knowing if they get together.

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how can me and my boyfriend have fun without doing like blowjobs and giving handjobs and all that.

i mean like dress up. or something we can have funnn with. any ideas will be great

thanks.

Scrabble.

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my boyfriend goes away to college but he comes home every weekend to see me, his family and his friends.
but lately things just seem so different.
we rarely talk because he says he's really busy with work..all of a sudden.
and we fight a lot.
i trust him completely, but there's still that
little thought that he could be or might cheat.
or that he's using me for sex every weekend.
but i don't understand why i would think that because there are plenty of girls at his college that would happily have sex with him.
he tells me that none of them are better than me though (looks&personality).
i feel SO horrible for thinking those things.
and i've just been so depressed about it.
how can i tell if i'm wrong?
what can i do?
we used to be like the perfect couple. seriously.
i love him so much and it would kill me if i lost him.
please, please help. :[

It seems that every girl is born with this personality trait that makes then almost clinically insane. It's 100% possible that he's just stressed from work and school, so the carefree high school life you both lived wont apply anymore. Just stick to it, he obviously cares if he comes to see you still.

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okay so me and 11 other girls are hosting a christmas party. we told most of the people to wear like semi-slutty clothes, kind of like booty shorts and a beater or those victoria secret santa skirts, stuff like that. BUT WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE"RE WEARING! any cute ideas thats sexy but not slutty??

So you told them what to wear, but don't know what to wear yourself?



I think you need more help than this website can offer.

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i've been pondering for a few weeks now on what to get my boyfriend for christmas this year, and i'm still clueless! i want my gift to be romantic yet something he would like as well. the problem is, my boyfriend is extremely picky and has very expensive taste. me being a broke college student, i can't afford to get him something so extravagant...so i'm on a budget. here are a few things he's interested in as well as a few random facts:

-snowboarding
-movies
-music
-he used to play the saxaphone
-his favorite stores are guess, banana republic, and express
-he collects joker cards
-very work-oriented

that's all i can think of! any help is greatly appreciated!

If your boyfriend doesn't appreciate something you give him, no matter what the cost, then he's not worthy of your love and attention. Pick something you think shows that you really thought of him, and if he doesn't like it, then fuck him. Not in a sexually way of course.

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well im going to a formal dance on jan 5, i go to an all girls school so i had to ask my date, i did and he said yes. this is really weird but like, im SO worried something will go wrong and he like wont be able to go and im gonna be left without a date and have to go by myself (and theres no one else i could ask). like he wants to go so my fear is crazy .. please tell me how i can stop stressing!!!

Smoke a couple bowls of pot.


Just kidding, I would never suggest using an illegal drug that could get you arrested, suspended from school, and possibly shunned by society.


I'd just say relax. He obviously wants to go with you, so if something happens and he can't, it would be out of his control. Life doesn't always happen you way you want, so maybe you could just be with your friends if it happens. But I'm sure it wont.

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well i like this 1 girl and i walk behind her sometiems in the hall in school and i want to talk to her but i go blank and i dont no what to say wat should i do??

im 15 if that helps

Starting off with hi is usually customary, but I guess you could always switch things up.

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