about

I'm Almedina. I'm foreign, and I'm pretty much ready to handle whatever life throws at me. Ha, pretty random that I go from being foreign to life,but anyways. I've had this column for about two yearsnow, and I don't update it as I should, or want to but with school and this crazy teenage life of mine, it gets pretty hard to do so. I've been giving advice to all my friends since I can remember and I love trying to help them. I'm out going and extrememly loud once you get to know me. I'm usually shy at first unless I've gotten to know you. I don't understand life sometimes. But I've got my whole life to figure out the meaning of it. I'm selfish at times, and stubborn. I care too much about things I shouldn't and not enough about the MOST important things in my life. I'm very annoyed with people at times, and tend to just block everyone out. I'm afraid to say I'm in love, but I'm not afraid of love itself. I'm myself and that's all I can be. I've gone through a lot, so I'm willing to help in whatever way I can (:

advice

i need advice quick!!.......well i like this boy but i dont know if he likes me! ): how can i get him to like me! and ask me out! i really want to go out with him but i want him to ask me! and if i tell him that i like him hell go around tellin all hiz frends and then hiz frendz will laugh!! help!!

well maybe yu should have one of yur closest friiends to ask him!! l0l! hehe and then if he does like yu! umm i guess if yu dont wanna ask him tell yur friiends to tell him that yu like him! and flirt with him! he mite get the point l0l.. some guysz dont l0l! hOpe ii helped! but if yu really like him just ask him out! who caresz cause yu never know whos gonan get to him first! hOpe ii helped xo

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My cousin's family invited me to go on a cruise with them to Cancun and Cozemel. I really want to go but if my cousin and I spend at least 2 hours together, we don't get along. She will get mad at me and I will have no one to hang out with because her dad's side of the family is coming, too (I don't know them because we're not related) But this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...Should I go or no??

yes definatly!!! go for it! i would just try to be nice and talk to her about it be4 yu go!! xo!! who knows maybe yull meet someone on the cruise ship!! l0l

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What's a prep? I don't understand.

well a prep is a person who dresses in bright colors [[orange..PINK!!.. yellow.. green.. blue..purple.. etc]] and shops at places like abercrombie.. aeropostale.. hollister.. american eagle.. and preps are usually preppi.. meaniinq like good moods and stuff like that! if yu have ever seen the movie "Mean Girls" Gretchen, Regina , Cady , and that other blonde girl are all BIG preps! hOpe ii helped! xo

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hey babe i have a lil problem
n i need ur help! lol
normally im the kinda girl who is helpy just about EVERY!1 w/ their relationship problem but this is 1 i cant figure out this 1.....
so here it goes : well i like d this guy that i met bout 3 or so months ago, we liked each other n did alot of the things g/f n b/f do but we werent goin out, eventiually we went out n he broke up w/ me n we went out again n he broke up w/ me n ever since he goes on n off w/ lieking me n this other girl n on n off w/ treating me like his g/f n now he just doesnt like me n e more n idk how i feel botu him but im lieking him less day after day n still n hope tht he will like me again....what should i do? w stay or more ..move* on?


---i just dunno


*confused*

well this question is very confusiinq but ill try my best.. well too me it seems like since yu 2 are going off and on that ovibously yur ment to be together but it also seems like that guy is confused between yu too.. n i think yu should talk to him about it and see whats up.. maybe he likes yu and then she does something and makes him like her and when hes going out with her yu do something that makes him like yu n on and on.. i guess i didnt help much but if yu need anymore advice leave it in my inbox!! xo

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1) is it best to learn one foreign language at a time? or can i try to learn 2 at a time (japanese and spanish) ?

2) what foreign language would be more applicable/useful as a future nurse (or future stewardess) ?

3) is it enough to learn on-line (from all the free on-line lessons) , or should I enroll in a language course in a school?

4) pls give me tips on learning a new language =)
and maybe on how to improve my memory


thank you! =)

well ii know many different languages cause im fluent bosniian but i aslo know german n like croatian n yugoslavian but it just takes a while to learn thingsz.. the online lessonsz arent goiinq to help yu out very much! ii think yu should try actual lessons.. [[LIVE ones]] lOl but i d k ii hope i helped.. OH n also if yur thiinkiinq of becomiinq a nurse well yur probably goinq to need to know more than english n spanish :D!

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my fiend and me go to the pet shop every day and hang out well there is a cute guy there i like and i always want to see him . but today she didnt want to go and i think it was because she didnt like me liking him or i am almost obsessed with him what should i do

well ii think yu should talk to her about it n see why she didnt wanna go i mean yu dont sound obsessed becasue yu didnt say like oh i pay him thiinqsz n stuff.. so just make sure yu dont go over board but yea just talk to yur friiend about it hOpe ii helped xO yu can rate me if yu want

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hey um... iwas wonderin when signing yearbooks comes around i dont want to just sign my name i want to write something sweet and funny something that the person will remember me by do u have any good suggestions cause i cant think of any thnx bunches ur da bomb hehe

thanksz! well usually when yearbook time comes around.. ii usually put like .. hey cutie or hottie or sexii whatever yu know! like a joke between yur friiends.. n then usually i would either put like see ya next year] call me over the summer] we should hang out over the summer] or just like somehting yu n that person laughed about like an old inside joke n then yu can just put yur fone number n put like lOv3 ya lotz or xOxO __yurname or just like a uniqe way of writtinq yur name yu know like something like this .. _x3 alma x3_ hOpe ii helped.. xO

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yu`ll know who..

I need your help. My b/f told my friend that he doesnt like me anymore and thats fine. I just got really angry because before my friends were telling me to break up with him because of some reasons and how he didnt treat me right. I am so mad at myself for not listening to them and not trusting anyone. I cant get over how stupid I am and how I was so blind at times! Some other shit happened and then that and it got me really mad I wanted to cut. I know I have to stop but you kinda helped me not do it. So instead of cutting I scrached my leg real hard and my arm. Now, ther's a long red line on my arm but its not that noticable. I don't know what to do. I`m also pissed of because he did this to me. He is such a lier! Please help me. I dont know what to do anymore! Thanks! ii l0v3 ya!!! mwah! x0

ii lOv3 ya too!! n im soo glad yu didnt cut! ii feel broud of yu n myself for helpiinq yu not to cut! yea hunnie some guysz are just idiotsz they think they can do better until they lose what they had! honestly i dont think yu should make yurself feel so bad because yu didnt listen to yur friiendsz.. i mean who would have known it could have been all liesz n rumorsz but yu found the truth n im hopiinq yu broke up with him! ii know yu mite have a really bad ass time right now but hunnie it will be fine! dont kill yurslef because yu didnt listen to some peOple!ii dont really know how tthis could have happened.. but if yu need more advice yu got my number n my sn so hOpe ii helped xO

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i know this is a stupid question, but what kind of music is emo?

emotional.. expressiinq yur feeliinqs in different ways!

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what is the first thing u do when you have your period.... what do u do?

get a pad! n tell yur mom she'll tell yu everything yu need to know about "girlie" stuff hehe lOl xO

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Hi, i am new to this place but i do have a question. I am a 20 yr old male.My girlfriend wants to be friends cause she does't have the time in her schedule. She doesn't call it breaking up. And i feel like huh? When did she first feel like this. And now i am doing my best to get her out of my head but i still like her very much but i don't want to talk to her about it cause shes tired of hearing it. So for now i have been staying away from her. Ever since then i have been in a depressed phase and i am cranky as hell, but i do not think she cares enough about me as i do her, cause it seems her life and career are more important than i am to her. Can you tell me what i should do?

well yu mite think this is a stupid advice thing because im like 13 but ii think yu should give her some space shes probably goiinq thru a hard time n like yu probably aare thinkiinq well i could help her thru it? right but sometimes when a girl/women is goiinq thru a hard time she just needs to be byherself to figure somethiings out.. n since its not really "breakinq up" just hang out go to the movies or mall just do frii3nd things im sure once she gets out of this phase yu guys will hook up again ;) hOpe ii helped xO

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is it bad to pop your knuckles? Some people say it is and others say it isn't...

well yea.. it is bad becasue it raises yur chances on gettiinq arthertis [[cant spell]] later on in yur life! n also i heard this in like 5th grade that it like makes yur fingers fatter! i dont know if thats true! but dont do it it can raise yur chance of arthertis! hOpe ii helped xo

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Ok, Me and this guy just hooked up yesterday. Well today at school I didn't seem him very much and everytime we would talk he was like why arent you talking to me and i was like well i havent seen you and stuff like that. But still everytime he asks me that. what should I do. Please answer soon I need to know what you guys this for tomorrow

well if yu dont see him that much then thats more like just beiinq frii3nds try gOiinq out with him like on friiday to the movies or mall those are usually always good places to go to when yur goiinq out with someone! hOpe i helped xO please rate!

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well i like this kid..vinny.he loves this girl liz.me and vinny are good friends but his cousin cody asked me out today..and told vinny and he wants me and his cousin to go out..but his cousin(cody) called him(Vinny) the biggest crack head. i just told vinny well e-mailed him..but before me and vinny were on the phone and he said if u dont go out with him i will hate you..but i dont want him to hate me..what should i do go out with cody or have vinny my love hate me

p.s i dont like cody
i rate high

well heres what i would do.. i maybe would give cody a chance n see what hes all about yu know n like if yu still dont like him then break up with him.. i mean vinny cant force yu into anything! so just do whatever yu wanna do if he hates yu well thats too bad! becasue i bet yur like a really nice girl n all but if yu have to be forced into something yu dont want to just so vinny will like yu then what would happen if yu guys went out! would he forve yu into stuff yu wouldnt want to do? i wouldnt want to be forced things! hOpe ii helped xO

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Say a guy is flirtin wiht you alot and you want to know if he likes you what should u do? and what if your too skared to ask him urself . . . what then?

aww... well usually if a guy is interested [[cant spell]] he'll usually flirt with yu but if yur afraid to ask him yu can i guess ask yur frii3nds who have a class with him to ask if he likes or just give him a note ..notes usually work but dont go crazii n like add perfume or stuff on the note that will just scare him away just simplly .. hEyyYy what`sz bOunciinq nm here i have a questiion.. but answer it honestly do yu like me? lOv3 ya.. [[yur name]] hOpe ii helped xO

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ok like in gym class all the other girls shave there legs its aginst my religon i still were shorts even thoe im not allowed but im VARY vary popular and i love it but like i would be so much pretter if i shaved but i dono should i go aginst the religon or should i be popular i look like a grlizie bear but i kida like it i have HAiR every were and wen people say they have an happy trail i have like a jolley trail or sumthing but i dono please help alma

well.. first of all if yu dont mind me askiinq whats yur religion cause i never heard about it! not beiinq rude! ok well.. i dont know.. if all the popular kids were doiinq drugs wud yu do it too just to be popular even tho its against yur religion n probably against yur parents? if yu wud then i guess yu shud shave then to! i mean if they are really!really! haiiry talk to yur mom about it see what she says! but if yu dont wanna talk to yur mom bout it just wear sweat pants instead of shorts! hope i helped xO

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hey my friends r sayin i have an attitude n like i used to be real nice and like not have a attitude and i just dont no how to get rid of my attitude bc i dont want to loose my friends they mean so much to me !! can yu help ?

-umm... well haviinq an attitude usually means that somethiinqs botheriinq yu.. maybe yu shud tell yur frii3nds if somethings botheriinq yu because i know on my own frii3nds whenever i have a problem or something is botheriinq me they always want to try to help.. so try talkiinq to yur frii3nds about n ask them how are yu haviinq this attitude! maybe they can help yu resolve it! hope i helped xO ` * -

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hii.. well i have this problem and i really dont kno wat to do now. okay listen ive been going out with this dude 4 almost 3 months and i like him. i dont think he really likes me but he tells me that he does and stuff. this other dude likes me and every1 is telling me to go out with him because he would treat me way better and that he is nicer. this guy that likes me is always telling me that my b/f is saying stuff about me and before i didnt belive it so i just ignored it.some of mi friends told me that he is only saying that b/c he wants to go out with me and i still didnt belive at anything he was saying and then yesterday when i wasnt online the guy that likes me n mi b/f were talking and then the guy that likes me goes i kno that you said all that about her and you know you did and my b/f goes i no ! and then today when i got on my freind sent me that conversation but the thing is it was on his old s/n that he barley gets on and i dono why he would get on that 1. now couple of mi friends are saying break up with him because everything he said is true and shit and how he doesnt treat me right and stuff! i really dont wanna belive the other dude and mi friends! i dont want to break up with him eather because i like him but if he did say all that stuff about me and if he doesnt like me then i do want to break up with him. the thing is i dont know if its true! and none of mi freinds will ever leave me alone about it! they are always telling me to go out with the other dude and it really bothers me! i dont know what to do and i really dont know how i can be sure he didnt say all that stuff.. and i cant trust any1 b/c wat if hes lieng and i know how every1 wants us to break up. we also had some issues b4 and ppl still bring it up.everytime some1 is telling me to break up with him but they dont know how i feel! i dont want to talk to any of my freinds about this because there is really no use! please help !

well hunni.. i know its hard but i would have to agree with yur frii3nds the guy who likes yu probably is makiinq it all up just cause he likes yu n i dont think yu shud let yur frii3nds controll yur life i mean they are probably tryiinq to protect yu but i think yu shud talk to yur b*f about it.. n if he dont like yu then wth is wrong with him yur soo pweetie! n i love yu to death! n i dont want yu to get hurt! n if yur b*f is sayiinq shit bout yu then hes got some issuses.. wtf.. tell me later what he has been sayiinq..otay! but yea i really dont think yu shud listen to yur frii3nds or that kid whos been sayiinq he likes yu! dont listen to me even if i said break up with him or dont//its yur life! whatever yu want to do yu do that! because its totally up to yu! ii cant really say anything else but the whole point of my advice is that yu have to follow yur own heart

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i have this really good friend (shes my BEST friend and she just moved! i miss her sooooo much! everytime i think of her it makes me cry! shes in alabama until tuesday to visit her dad and then shes movin to arnold and goin to a whole diff skool! what should i do? i dont have her number or address to send mail to her! please help me!thanx almedina! *its meldina*

hey babe! i heard well when she comes back from alabama on tuesday call her n ask her for her phone number n stuff! because i know how yu feel one of my frii3nds left like that too.. its sad but hey heres the great thing about her moviinq to arnold .. at least yu get to see her n hang out with her unlike her moviinq to alabama where yu will harldy never see her untill she comes to stloiiusz to visit! i hope i helped babe xO ALMA

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hey wats up people happy birthday almedina and sex lesson for today is .................................pussy is good mmmmmmmmmm very good lol but if you dont want to get an STD or STI then girls can buy a diaphram. its like a pussy condom lol .......sex fact of day: Tossin the salad really doesnt mean wat you think: it means Lickin a person ass hole ya so if someane asks you do you like to toss salad say no unless its true

umm thank`sz for the happii biirthday dave..

anyway thats all today from DR.DAVE
im changing his name to DR instead of MR

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