about

I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

whats a regulaton hottie. like from mean girls.
like in used in this:
Janis: Why didn't they just keep home schooling you?
Cady: They wanted me to get socialized.
Damian: Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.
Cady: What are you talking about?
Janis: You're a regulation hottie.
Cady: What?
Damian: Own it.

like what does a regulation hottie mean.? :] thanks.

She meets the requirements for being hot.

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Hey, i need serious help, well, one of my best friends does. Her boyfriend is into doing Pot, but, the thing is, he doesnt want to. Is there anything he can do...to like, not do pot, like, chew gum or something...or something odd like that. Getting help by an adult is not an option. Please, any suggestions.

thanks.

Tell him to just chew gum or start writing when he thinks about smoking pot.

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I CANT THINK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! does any1 know wat the song is called where they say:
If you want me to stay
ill never leave
i cant member anymore but sum1 PLEASE help its stuck in my head!!!!

What's that site called that's spelled out G O O G L E . C O M?

Use google.com

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How do you whore yourself on myspace? I know that the goal of it is to have a lot of "friends" and you do "w4w" by posting bulletins of other myspacers. My main question I guess is:

How can you post your whore me code on your profile without the pictures showing up instead of the code? Whenever I try to post the code on my profile, it always shows the actual whore me ad.

(PS: please no "myspace whoring is stupid" or anything like that)

Go to www.freecodesource.com & click generators. They should have what you're looking for.

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i need a quote.
something that sends a message.
how i hate when 3 of my friends
go "awwwwwww" or "awwwwwww you like him"
or "he likes youuuuuuuuuu"
whenever i somewhat like someone.
or they think someone likes me
and i dont do that to them.
and it gets annoying
and i dont want to go right out and say that.
any quote or lyric i can use?
or something you could create?

thanks

Try these songs for lyrics. The bands are on the right:

There's No Sympathy For The Dead -- Escape The Fate.
Cellar Door -- Escape The Fate.

We've Got A Big Mess On Our Hands -- The Academy Is...
Sleeping With Giants (Lifetime) -- The Academy Is...
Chop Chop -- The Academy Is...
Neighbors -- The Academy Is...

False Pretense -- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

As for quotes:

www.wittyprofiles.com

I use those constantly.

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well, me and my boyfriend's one year will be coming up very shortly. i really need suggestions on what to get him. I've alreay made him a scrap book-so a no on that. he likes rock music, his main thing is music. no, we're not going to have sex. i'm waiting until i'm married. [he know's this] so, any suggestions on what to get him or what we could do? please answer this. i really want to make it special for the both of us.

Congratulations on the one year. And for waiting for sex until marriage. So that's good.

If you've never made him a scrapbook before, do it. Get some pictures of you guys together & put them in there. And little quotes that explain your thoughts on him, and songs. Make him a rock CD of his favorite songs, or buy him a CD of his favorite band if he doesn't have it already. If there's a concert coming up that he'd really like to see, get him tickets to it so the two of you can go together. And make him a nice dinner. =)

Happy anniversary.

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so for myspace
i was wondering if theres a code
to put like words righ aligned in the about me

liek < center > < /center > centers the words
i was wondering if like
< right > < /right > would do the same to make the words right aligned

so is there a code to do this?

These are the codes.

TEXT HERE.
TEXT HERE.

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im 15 never been kissed, everyone i know has gone farther. My firends don't seem to like me that much anymore. My family bothers me and my life is just plain boring. I know this is probably pointless but does anyone have advice on how i can change my life, make it suck a little less?

Make new friends, try some sports. Write in a journal, listen to new music.

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Ok, here's the deal. You see like two weeks ago I was on my period, and now I'm on it agian. I'm a little scared because it's heavier than most of my other ones. I told my mom, and she said that she's going to call the docter. I'm only 13 and my mom told me that it is probally because of my horomones, but I need some more advice than that. Can anyone tell me wants going on?
PLEASE and thank you. ^_^

If you just started your period, that's a completely normal thing. Some girls can get it, and then not have it for months at a time. Other girls get it, and then get it again really soon after. It's completely normal, but if it worries you, see a gynocologist so you can get on birth control to possibly make your period easier to deal with.

Try these websites with other questions:

-- beinggirl.com
-- gurl.com

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how do you make yourself throwup? if the gag-reflex tear-drop looking thing at the back of your throat doesnt work when you touch it or whatever?

You're an idiot. Congratulations.

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well i always get advice from my friends because i cut, and the thing is i think there sick of dealing with my problems and they mostly all ditched me. long story. anyways, i was wondering if this works, well everyone always says when your about to cut or when you need a distraction that you just talk to someone online that you dont know with similiar problems because they cant use it against you and stuff.
so my question is does that work?
and is anyone on here a cutter?

Yeah, I would say it does work. I am a recovering cutter, so feel free to IM me and talk to me on:

whoa its tina xx -- AOL.
tinas mad hood -- AIM.
christina_curbstomp -- YAHOO.

If you'd like to email me instead:

whoaitstinaxx@aol.com
or
christina_curbstomp@yahoo.com

I'm always here to help. =)

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This is the thing, my bestfriend just got dumped by this kid lets call him Bob . Bob and I went out last year for a long time , but we ended up breaking up beacuse of my bestfriend ... she really liked him and left me outof everything . So basicly we broke up and bob went out with my best friend !! So anyway .. a month after bob dumped my best friend he wanted to go on a date with me. I asked my bestifrned if it was okay and she was lik yeahh of course. I just got home from my dad and she found out we ksised and now my bestfriend hates me. am i the bad guy ?

No. She's the one who gave you her okay to go on the date, so she's got no reason to be pissy with you. Besides, you dated him first. Let her be mad at you though, she's being an idiot.

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how can you learn to kiss or how do you know if you know how to kiss

Kissing comes super natural, and it's nothing to worry about. If the guy you're going to kiss has already done it before, tell him you haven't so he can lead you.

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what does it mean when someone says 'we're so "H"'?

People could either be saying, we're so hardcore, or we're so hot. I don't know though since I've never heard anyone say it. As for the second one, it could've been on tv or something.

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Hi i'm 16 years old female and me and my boyfriend have had sex before, but afterwards like a few hours I started getting a stomach ache and I slept for a while then ate some food and then later I threw up. I just wanted to know if that sometimes is normal??
And yes we used a condom and he didn't eject anything because I got off before he did. And now a few days later I still some stomach aches and diaria,but no throwing up. There also is the stomach flu going around my house so is taht a possible answer??

I think you could have the stomach flu since it is going around your house. Give it a few days, and if you don't feel any better, try seeing the doctor.

Until then, get lots of rest, drink lots of gingerale & eat some crackers. You'll never get better if you're running around all the time.

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Okay so I dated a guy for a year. We broke up went on a break for 5monthes. Because he wanted to go to the club and expierence stuff that he wouldnt normally be able to do with a girlfriend. Well I have been with this other guy for 2monthes an everything has been perfect like we are best friends not dating or anything. But I do think he is special because he is the first guy I can actually hangout with an he is the only person I give the chance to hangout with me since my bf of one year and I went on our BREAK. But its not like LOVE like what me an the guy of one year had. So I dont know what to do. Should I give him another chance? I kinda think that if I give him another chance than I dont him going to the club. I am 17 he is 19. So I cannot go until next year to the club. So yeah he said every once in a while he will wanna go. And thats exactly why we brokeup in the first place. So any advice?

I think you should wait until you turn 18 to get back together with him. Let him experience club life, and you can experience other people. Then, when you turn 18, you guys can go to clubs together & possibly become closer in the relationship.

But honey, no girl likes their boyfriend going to clubs for the sake of other women dancing with him, but you've just gotta trust him. And if you can't do that, then you don't really have a relationship anyways.

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Can someone tell me the difference between migration and emmigration? it really confuses me!

Migration is moving from one spot to another. Like how birds from the North fly South for the Winter. They migrate there.

Immigration is moving from one country/continent to another for hopes of something better.

Emigration is basically the same thing as immigration. It's leaving a country for the sake of better in another.

Next time, use www.dictionary.com

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hi, i need help with a project Im doing. I need to find 10 pictures from magazines or from the internet that represent ten characters from Romeo and Juliet

I think its supposed to be objects.. like the sun would represent Juliet because Romeo calls her that in the balcony scene.

So any help? characters like Romeo, Juliet, Lady Capulet, Lord Capulet, Tybalt, Mercutio, Benvolio, Friar Laurence, The Prince, The Nurse, Count Paris, Lord Montague, Lady Montague, Balthazar, Rosaline, ect. I need all your ideas. Even if you only have an idea for one character.


thanks!

Juliet could be the sun. Romeo can be a flower [since he's sort of like, ahh well you know how he is]. Lady Capulet could be a glass. Lord capulet could be rain. Tybalt could be thorns. Mercutio could be a planet. Benvolio could be like a yin/yang sign. Balthazar could be a note since he was the messenger type. Rosaline could be like the stars or something like that.

Good luck, it sounds like a fun project.

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For Lady Capulet being glass, she's sort of fake. You can see through her & you always can predict her. She doesn't really care for her daughter. And for Lord Capulet being rain, although he tries to help Juliet, all he does is make things diffucult & rains on her parade.

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Do you think this will be ok for a grad dress for grade 8? Yes I do have black hair. Will it look ok with my hair just straight down?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/wind_miko/se7en001ty4.jpg

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/wind_miko/se7en002sa8.jpg

and give me your HONEST opinion! I'll rate each question honestly.

I think that's a really cute dress, but maybe try for something a little less formal? I mean, that would be okay for Prom or Homecoming, but not for grad. But if you really like it, then go with it.

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Well I'm on my 4th year of puberty and my breats didn't grow at all. Totally flat. Will it stay like that?

I mean, it's been 4 years..

And I never knew before that when your breasts hurt that it's growing so in the past when it did hurt I slept laying on my tummy so maybe that's why? Again, will it grow?

I'm not sure how old you are, but I'm sure you've still got some time for them to grow. Wear a sports bra to sleep & don't sleep on your stomach.

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