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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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i love my boyfriend dearly. but somehow i think i got my views on sex mixed up. he cheated on me early on in our relationship and now i feel like if he doesnt want to have sex with me then i must not be pretty enough, or good enough for him. i get really upset when we are laying in bed and he just rolls over and goes to sleep instead of having sex with me. i must be too fat, or too ugly, or he doesnt like my hair, or i just dont turn him on. i dont know how to get past this... i love him so much but i am extremely hurt every night that we do not have sex and i dont know how much longer i can stay in a relationship where i am hurt soo much. (link)
the words cheating and boyfriend being together bother me as well, but for a different reason. the word cheating should be paired with ex boyfriend. if hes hurting you, dump his ass and find someone better.


Does anyone know if you can cheat by bringing a pocket laser with you? cause im going for school tomorrow and i really want to kick ***.

Thanks
Nate (link)
the laser guns are all tuned to a unique frequency so the system can know who hit who. a pocket laser wont match any of them. cell phone signals can interfere with the systems, making you unable to shoot and unable to get shot, but it doesnt work on all systems.


Can anyone write me an ode poem??? or justa poem based on anything? friend mom dad family make up whatever it can be sarcastic! (link)
I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed


I'm getting my wisdom teeth out and I am very afraid of anesthesia. I'm getting general anesthesia where they put you to sleep. Has anyone had this type? Are you actually unconscious or are you sedated and sleeping? What are the differences? I heard horror stories about wisdom teeth. I'm usually pain tolerant, so I'm not afraid of the actual surgery. It's just the anesthesia. Does anyone have any advice/suggestions? Thanks! (link)
ive had anesthesia many times, it really is nothing to be afraid of. you are completely unconscious and do not feel anything. the few days after the surgery are pretty bad though, im fairly pain tolerant as well, but it was still pretty bad. oh and remember, no drinking through straws until the stitches heal.


what cellular providers can you use the lg prada with? (link)
any provider that sells it. buying a phone seperately without a provider contract is in most cases not worth it, especially with a phone as nice as this. i know the prada works with tmobile so youd probably want to get it directly from them.


wHAT Are they? and like what do you do and what does it mean if you've been to...name base....


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1st: kissing
2nd: over the clothes contact with private areas
3rd: under the clothes (or no clothes) contact with private areas
4th/home run: sex

where oral falls is different for different people, id say its part of third, some call it an inside the park home run

having been to a base means youve done that thing.


can a baby become addicted, and feel the need for tobacco if the mother smokes? can it become addicted to alcohol? anything? (link)
you mean while pregnant? alcohol and smoking cause a wealth of problems other than addiction. i do know that crack cocaine and heroin addictions fully transfer over.


are there any sites where you can get free ring back tones like. mxyer.com you can get free ring tones but i want ring back tones. (link)
its not possible. ringback tones arent actually on your cellphone the way ringtones are, they sit at the server of your carrier.


Which AT&T/Cingular Cell Phone is better?

Pantech Duo
or
Palm Treo 680

I need a new cell phone that is good for texting, any suggestions?

Thanks

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blackberry is probably best for texting. also, i recommend going through amazon.com they have much better deals than the regular site if you are renewing. if you are a new customer, then go through costco.com they usually have awesome package deals, where you get a free charger and bluetooth headset.


Cingular Refurbished Phones. Are they okay to buy? I want to know because Theres a phone i really want but they only have the refurbished kind for Cingular. (link)
yeah its fine, and if it ends up not working, you can return it. if its a really nice phone, get insurance on it just in case.


How do you french kiss really good?? and how do you make out and kiss really good?? i know it is based on what your partner likes, i looked on google but nothing really helped. So please tell me everything you know!! haha (link)
everybody is different. unless you bite off a piece of tongue, or slobber all over them, its very difficult to kiss badly. just press your lips together, and then go with the flow.


I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. My mouth was completely numb, but today the numbness disappeared and is replaced by an unbearable pain. I'm taking oxycodone and advil, but it just isn't helping, and I took it two hours ago. I'm icing when I can, except when I'm refreezing the ice pack, and it only temporarily decreases the pain.

I have stitches where they sutured the flaps (my wisdom teeth have not erupted), so I need to be gentle with those areas, so I can't suck on anything (like ice).

Why isn't the oxycodone working? I'm taking it as directed, every 3-4 hours, except for once I took it about two hours after my last dose, but I didn't have any side effects or a rush or anything. I didn't get high I mean.

I took about 4-5 in since 1pm yesterday, and right now its almost 10am. All of the doses except for the last one worked pain-wise. Why isn't this one working?

Also, just an important note: a dentist prescribed this to me, I'm using it to relieve the pain, and I'm not becoming addicted (it takes about a week to become addicted to oxycodone).

Seeing a doctor is out of question this weekend, so don't suggest it.

Thank you (link)
when i had my wisdom teeth taken out i was double dosing the vicodin and it still wasnt helping. i was crying in the backseat of the car as my parents drove me after the anesthesia wore off its just one of those things in life that really fucking hurts, not much you can do about it. the intense pain only lasts a couple days, just try to stay comfortable.


Okay, so tonight I ended a friendship with someone very close to me. I'm crying as I write this.

I'm trying to stay calm, and I'm not going skitzo and trying to get revenge. I'm just trying to accept it, these things are a part of life.

Before I ask my question, please don't say something like "you'll be friends again soon probably" we won't.

We're fighting about religion, and have been for a while. Our friendship has been on the rocks for a while, and this was declared the end.

Basically without going into depth, I'm not allowed to think negative thoughts about a religion she's not even a part in or knows anything about. She told me to stop talking about it and I did, and then she finds out I was still thinking negative about it, and then went crazy at me.

Anyway, the question.

About 5 months ago she bought us tickets to go see a show. The show is in June so there's still 2 months to go. She, obviously has my ticket. I'm not really fussed about actually going, I'm going to another date because I knew something like this would happen, so I quickly bought tickets to another date. All I want is my money.

So I was thinking of getting one of her friends to go instead, and give me the money, but her friends are just as angry as her over it.

Now I know deep down she's a good person, no matter how mad I am at her I still think that, and she wouldn't not give me my money just to be bitchy. But the only thing is, where I live you can't send money in the post because letters are always being intercepted.

And she'll have that whole 'I never wanna see you again' thing going on. We never cross paths, so it's not like if I ever bump into her she can just give me the money and we be on our merry way. We'd actually have to meet up.

So how could she give me the money?

I won't be asking for a few days, because it may seem rude and they may be a small shimmer of hope of saving the friendship. I don't think it's worth saving, if she's going to be controlling like this. But who knows. (link)
You could always ask her to send you the ticket, and then you could sell it to someone.


I found out the day before yesterday that my crush likes me from my bff's bro, my crush and my bff's bro are pretty close friends and he told her bro and he told her and then she told me.
Anyway I want him to ask me out, he's been talking to me and flirting with me alot and I really like him, is there away I could ask him out with out it being weird or away I could get him to ask me out?
I know I sound immature but I've never felt this way before and I don't know what to do.
BTW! I'm 14 and a female.
And plz don't tell me I'm to young to worry about this. (link)
"hi wana go see a movie sometime soon?" works pretty well.


can you get pregnant if you have sex on your period? (link)
yes


Okay- I am a junior and I want to do early admission which the deadline for is November 15,2008. I have always been great academically but I haven't really participated in sports. I do everything else from clubs and volunteering but no sports! I am scared that I won't get into college with out any. I tried to do track but my depression and failing grades got in the way. I need to know what can I do to get a greater transcript.? Should I join any activites over the summer and besides school( i live in Chicago, so if anybody could find me some- I would be happy)Or should I wait and do some in the fall for the first three months? Plus how do colleges know we participated in sports anyways? (link)
actually, "I couldnt do sports because my depression got in the way" looks better on a college transcript than "i did lots and lots of sports" assuming your college takes an essay portion, as far as i know all do. typically, your college transcript includes any clubs and organizations you were officially signed up for. you can SAY you did sports without having done them. most colleges do a random check of a certain number of applications, the punishment for lying can be severe, so you are better off not doing it. just talk about your depression, and anything else that prevented you from doing sports in your admissions essay, and how you had to overcome those problems to even be able to do well in school.


when your boyfriends fingering you are you supposed to take your pants and underwear completely off or can you just leave them half way down? (link)
whatever is more comfortable for you


okayy so im 15 and a female.. well i know for a fact, 100 percent that i want to wait until marriage before i have sex and i know that in the future guys will respect you more if yoou werent out and about being a little whore..but right now i feel like i cant get a boyfriend.. at all bc im just not like that idk im not ugly and im not shy but it feels likee every guyy just wants to have sex like all the time or something. idk what to do..is this just how they r at this age?? (link)
sure, some guys only care about sex, but its easier to find a guy that doesnt than you would think. and that is a good way to go about it, since would you really want to be with a guy that just wants you for sex? just be up front about it from the begening that way you dont waste time on the scumbags


i am a 34 d.

my breast are very large and so to- are my nipples. they are realllly bigg
a) is that normal?
b) is it attractive or not attractive or neaither? (link)
a) yes normal
b) like most other physical (and really any) aspects about what is attractive, beauty is in the eye of beholder.


just yesterday a friend of mine called me and told me some things about me bf. she told me he's cheats on me constantly and names plenty of girls. i was only really upset b/c this isn't the first time i've heard things like this about him. i have talked to him and i called about it b/c the stuff she told me had me pissed. he says its not true of course and doesnt understand why i dont trust him. i told him i dont a while ago b/c of all this stuff going on and he said he trust me. all i need to decide for now is who ima believe b/c i cnt leave him unless i really knw. so who should i believe??
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rumors and lies get spread all the time in school, and you shouldnt automatically believe them. if shes named girls why dont you try talking to some of them? get some evidence before automatically breaking up with your bf, since your friend could be lying, or just mistaken.




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