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Hey yall i'm MICHELLE i am a senior and i *LOVE* giving advice! i am really ditzzy, creative, LOUUUUUDD, fun to be with, outgoing, wierd, very very very RANDOM and CRAZY!

MY INTERESTS: i *love* art,DANCING, singing, partying, writing MAKEUP, fashion, FRIENDS, and $hopping!


YALL CAN ASK ME ANYTHING
NO QUESTION IS STUPID


People i am honest! Sorry if sometimes my advice sucks! But, i hope you understand that i try my hardest! If i didnt completly understand you question, please contact me ASAP for clairification! Thank you!


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M A t T ♥ M i C h E l l E (not my bf just a boy that is funny as hell! hah)

advice

A lot of people think I'm different, because I'm Jewish. Well, I consider it! And everyone else says, "Are you a catholic or christian?" ANd I say, "No. I'm way more on the jewish side." And they say, "Ooh, that's too bad." WHY CANT THEY MIND MY RELIGION? WHY DO THEY DO THIS? HOW CAN I MAKE THEM STOP? WHAT CAN I SAY BACK TO THEM?
Will rate high!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im jewish? Seriously what is their problem? Well I went to a Jewish school, and then switched schools for 8th grade-12th. I realized that they might be jelous, or they might not know where we come from. Just keep away from them and if really matters to them what religion you are then f**k them! Or you can ask them whats wrong with us jews?
♥ Michelle

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everytime i leave my hair down if i brush it it gets all staticy. how can i stop ot from getting like that??? (i use conditioner)

You can put Friss remedy in your hair before or after!
&herats; Michelle

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does anyone no a good brand of eyeliner that you can like take off cuz all the ones i have wont come off even after i shower

"Wet 'N Wild" is a good brand!
♥ Michelle

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my hair is straight already, but sometimes it flips on the ends. do you think it would be dumb if i got a straightener even though my hair is already straight?

No, it isnt stupid!
♥ Michelle

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I have my heart set on going to school in San Francisco. I'm not an excellent student, and I truly can't afford SFSU, which is where I want to go. I was wondering if anyone knew of colleges within a 15 mile radius of San Fran...a nice site would be great too.

Hmm, can you get a scholarship? I hope i could help you but i live in Tennasse!
&herats; Michelle

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My friend is a horrible singer and he wants to be fameus and sing on american idol but he sucks really bad.. i dont know how to tell him

PLEASE HELP ME !

Aww hey lol! Well i think that the thing about recordin him is a great idea, but when you record him ask him do you like this voice if s/he says yes be like oh okay, if s/he says no be like oh well that is your voice! if not just be upfront about it!
♥ Michelle

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How do i loose weight

Aww, well start the Lindora diet. Eat smart, salad, fruit, veggies, water and fish is a good diet. Eat less portions of food and cut back on the junk food and snacks, example, you are going to the movies and you want popcorn, NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE POPCORN!! Wake up early in the morning and jog around your block, but have a good nights rest! Excersize at the gym 2 times a week if not 1 time at least. Try being active in those 6 months, try to be more active in p.e. when the coach says run, dont walk, RUN!! Try dancing (a very good excersie for loosing weight!!) BEST OF LUCK!
♥ Michelle!

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im still pondering about what to get my boyfriend for valentines day before I put it off until the last minute...any cute suggestions?

Flowers and candy. Those hearts that say things on it like I LOVE YOU and stuff. Boxers with hearts on them lol i asked one of my guy friends it was really funny!
♥ Michelle

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how often a week should you do toning (by this i mean situps, crunches, lunges, and squats)? is everyday okay? and if you're doing these things, do you really need to do weights in the gym?

Everyday so your body gets used to it! You dont lose weight by doing this tho you actually gain muscels and muscels are fat!
♥ Michelle

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how often a week should u do cardio and for how long at a time?

Well, i take cardio at dance 3 times a week for about an 1 and 1/2 hours, or 45 min.
♥ Michelle

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I usually eat pretty healthily---fruits, veggies, protein, etc. But my problem is that I will eat alot. I won't just eat one serving, I may have more than I should. What is a good amount of food to have for breakfast, lunch, dinner and the occasional snack?

Breakfast- eat like a kind-- eat cerial, and fruits, and oj and more
Lunch- eat like a normal person-- just eat regular
Dinner- eat like a pesent-- dont eat so much just have salad or somthing
♥ Michelle

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you see,i have a lot of friends i guess. i have one best friend and i dont know...my lifes pretty good, but ive lately wanted a boyfriend.. ive had a few before it just didnt work out that long. but anyways, what do you give a guy for valentines if you dont date but u want to make it sorta clear your interested in them?

Hmm, a box of chocolate and roses? Lol a shirt?
♥ Michelle

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i've been really depressed lately and i cut myself and i really really want to tell somebody because its been getting out of control and i don't want to do something i am going to regret so should i tell a counselor teacher friend or what?

Try a guidence councler!
♥ Michelle

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does anyone know ways to get over boys that you really LOVE?

unfortunatly, you cant. Your feelings ar you feelings :/. Try to get your mind of him as much as possible!
♥ Michelle

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i like this guy but i am not sure if he likes me, how can i find out if he likes me without telling him that i like him? I need advice please!!!

There are many ways! If he flirts with you, hangs out with you and holds hands with you.
♥ Michelle

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ok, so when we got back from winter break, i had my period, and like i dont know how to change my tampon b/c i dont carry a purse (and if i just all the sudden did, every1 would know) and like i never have time to change it and its uncomfortable

please help
P.S. your really pretty!

Hey, well you can put it in pockets, or go to your locker before you go to the bathroom. You can also put it in your pencil pouch and when you go to the bathroom in between classes take your backpack with you and just take your pencil case out.
♥ Michelle
Thank you!!

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what does it mean to be fingered?

Hey, fingered means when a boy puts his fingers in your v-part and moves his fingers around.
♥ Michelle

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me and this guy had a really really fun time one night (not sex) we just cuddled and kissed the whole night. I really like him alot, but im not sure if he likes me too. yeah we cuddled but he's kind of a user so i couldn't tell. ANYWAYS! that was 4 days ago, and he hasnt called me yet. would it be extrally gay if i text him while i was at school just to have a regualar convorsation an be like "whats up? im bored at school an decided to text u." would that be gay, weird, or just normal? i've never texted him an im to nervouse to call him. would it be cheesy if i did? tell me your honest opinion, please!

Oh My Gosh... no offence lol but that is the stupidest thing i have ever herd! Text mess. someone in the middle of class? Gay4LIFE!!!!!!! lol! call him whats the wrost he can do? Lol! Sorry i was harsh! I am telling you the truth srry!
♥ Michelle

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hey um i really need help. im going to a bar mitzah at the end of february and i don't know what to wear. i need a hot dress that will make me look good, but it needs to be under like, 40 dollars. its for my ex-boyfriend, and my mom hated him, so she wont pay more than that and i'm broke. if you know any good websites or stores that could help me, please tell me! thanx!

Hey! Im jewish too hah! Well you can go to forever21!
♥ Michelle

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My brothers friend is threatening to kill us and himself about something he can't prevent. He is upset because he thinks his friend told us his "secret" which is not true. We need major advice as soon as possible. He told us not to tell anyone or he would kill us and himself. WE NEED HELP! PLEASE!

Do you actually believe him? Get a parent or grownup involved ASAP!!!!! Do you want him to actually kill you? Well you really have to tell someone fast even if he said not to! This is serious!
♥ Michelle

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