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Im a love freak, im sensitive to love and i noe alot about it. Ive been through alot. I also know alot about beauty since i do makeovers. I can give you advice in health, beauty, love/relationships, weight. oki dokie i also love the kitchen so ask me anything

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15/f. I've been talking to a guy online for the past 2 months. He's 18. I knew him in real life, but he moved to another state. Well, first..when we started talking, he made it clear to me that he wasn't even supposed to flirt online with me because he could "get in trouble with the law, they'll land my ass in jail." (he's in the army, and thinks he's being watched) well, sometimes, he would make sexual remarks towards me...something along the lines of "i want to get you laid." and he'll start to panic after saying that...like "Omg...forget I said that, they're gonna kill me...ahhh I harassed a minor."
However, at other times...he just straight out flirts like it's no big deal. Usually, he just compliments me and tells me cute things. It kind of disturbs me..
Um...what's his problem? Is this legal?

well if you think hes harrassing you then itsnt legal. But the if it disturbs you also, then stop talking to him, the reason why he flirts with you, is because hes probably comfortable talking to you, and you got a good personality, thats all, you know. BUt if it bothers you, just stop talking to him, and it will save you and him from getting into trouble

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i have a problem. wherever i go i sweat under my arms and it shows because i wear tight shirts and it's really embarrassing. i don't even have to be hot or nervous. it just ... happens. i wear antiperspirant deodorant. i don't smell, i just sweat. and i don't think i can buy anything for it so what are some home remedies that WILL stop it? i'm really desperate. thanks.

ohhhh my sister used to have the same problem, theres this new deodorant called "certain dry" its kind of expensive but works, you got to buy two types thought, certain dry deodorant , and certain dry, under arm refresher. apply the deorderant at night before bed, then when you wake up, place the underarm refresher, it really works!!! if you need any help, just send me a message

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okay so this is for boys or girls.. i have been with my boyfriend for awhile now and we are sexually active. but i just want to know what are some good techniques or some fun foreplay things that keep things spicy and fun? what are some things that turn a guy on? like does rubbing his nipples really work?


Hell no!!! guys nipples are not sensitive, what really sexy, is if while you and him are making out, lick his ear lobe, and jump on him, wrapping your legs around his waist. He'll start grabbing on your ass, and it will turn both of you on...1 question before i should add more..are you still a virgin???

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So me & my boyfriend have been together for like 5 & half months.I'm trying to figure out what to get him as a anniversary gift & I can't think of anything..so far for christmas & his birthday I gave him a necklace when we weren't even together as a gift when we were talking & I got him some shorts & a shirt from AE & flip flops.Now I have nothing else to get him.If anyone has any ideas what to get that would be appreciated.Thanks in advance :]

Well you could get him a dog chain, with a picture of you and him prined on it, its really cute and they do it at malls or ewlery places, and it isnt even that expensive, also give him a teddy bear. Guys like teddy bears too, no matter how manly they are hahaha

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**Mods Don't Delete, Need some Major Help Here**

Alright, my dick is curved a little bit. I was wondering if there is anyway naturally to straighten it further. Also, without using pills or using weights to make it larger (wider and longer) 6 1/2 and about 5 in around....

Thanks

Okay, its okay if your dick is curved abit, its natural, but if it hurt, then you should tell your doctor, Alot of sex also helps get it bigger, NO I LIE haha, try natural male enhancement pills. They sell them at drug stores, hope ive helped

Luna

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heyy 14/m i like this girl from school and im pretty sure she likes me bak--but im having trouble talking to her its like i dont know what to say. what do girls like to talk about? and what do you like to see in a guy? thanks!

well if you ask me haha im 17/f, very pretty but who cares, anyway, what girls like, well what most girls like is that we dont like shy guys, sometimes its cute but we like men who are out going. When you see her, just go up to her and be like "hey whats good?"
and she'll say "oh hey whats up" or "oh nothing, whats up with you" and you say "so whats good for today, doing anything later, because i think your mad cute and i want to get to know you" you know something like that, then she'll give you her answer and shit and see how it goes. You guys will start talkin and shit, but dont say stupid crap we hate that. But we love humor!!! humor is number 1! dont get into any awkward silence. Girls like to see confidence and attractive-ness whatever. So give it a try, and never call yourself out, like "oh im soo ugly" we dont like guys with no self esteem okay, hope ive helped

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i had a really bad cold which required me to blow my nose every two minutes adn now my ears are so plugged up its not even funny. and it hurts really bad

HOW DO I GET MY EARS UNPLUGGED?
HELP ASAP!!!

Oh dam that sucks, well what i could tell you to use, is heat up some oil, doesn't matter what type, corn or vegetable oil, just a little, heat it up in the microwave for a little while like 10-15 seconds, make sure it isnt hot, just really warm. have a cotton ball by you, and have someone dip the cotton ball in the oil, and put it into your ear, but make sure it leaks into you ear, dont apply no little tiny drop, but just enough that you could feel a pool, keep it blocked with a cotton ball so it dosnt leak out and i guess it should work.mother did it to me, and it workes, hope i helped, but i can be positive

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i have breakouts all the time, not oily skin but normal skin. whiteheads, pimples, zits the whole shishkabob. can you recommend the best face wash you use ? that clears up your skin, and evens out your skin tone.

i have the same problem ,but what you could use, is look around the drug store rite, and dont buy anything cheap cuz those wont work for sure. Dont get cleansers from avon and shit, they suck. What i do recomended is Clearasil, acne cleanser. it cleans up your skin good, but get the one that says, "see clearer skin in 3 days" its good, and it isnt harsh. Your skin wont turn red, but before buying any acne medication and cleansers, read the bad, make sure it says, good or gentle enough for sensitive skin. You dont want to put acid on your face, and when you wash your face, use hot water, but not scorching hot water, just hot enough to open your pores, wash your face with clearsil and rinse with hot/warm water. and what i also recomend is use Aveno, blemish clearing mosturizer. its for sensitive skin and evens out skin tone. it hydrates it well and shit. hope ive helped

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You know how love can be based on looks,personality,interest,etc.etc.?

well can it be based only one?I think so,but I want your opinion too,like some girls just love a guy cause he looks hot and then only get to know him further,and some girls like guys that play guitar.

anywayws,i met this gal online,and we did not see each other at all,after talking for quite a while we logged off.then the following day we chatted again for hours.She then told me that she likes me and really loves my personality and the way I talk and asked me to be her bf.

So the question is this,is that love? or maybe like?(If love is too strong a word).In this situation,can it be counted that this girl actually likes me? or is it not counted as a crush/love/like since she has not seen me at all but just talked to me?

thanks

Oh my god, same thing happened to me, let me just tell you, so that you know how it will all end up. I met a guy who knew about me through his friend. He aimed me and we talked and he said i was beautiful. He sent me his pictures and he was cute, he was a stalker he was a normal teen like me. so he called me, and everyday for 2 weeks, we talked. we liked each other so much we couldnt wait to meet! he called me baby and shit, and he said he could see us fallin in love..so did i...well we went to the movies, and he was sooooo cute, then a couple of days later he was a distant, and he said he had boxing and working to do so he would be too busy. he still called me, and lecture me, telling me never to let anyone let me down......bla bla bla, anyway it turned out shit, and in the end even if you saw the person once, it will hurt you like if you knew that person for years. it may feel like love but its just a really big crush. But i say give it a try. meet her...but count on it...you may wish that she remained annonmous....

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15/f
I don't know what to do anymore I really like him but he seems to be interested in my best friend. I've tried everything but I'm about to just give up because what ever I seem to do isn't working. I've already talked to her and she respects my feelings but she still flirts with him he says he doesn't like her but yet he flirts back with her. It just hurts because I really like him. I don't know what to do.

well sweety this is a serious problem, and sometimes and it cant be helped. Not all best friends will respect your feelings. She may have a crush on this boy as well. But no one can control their feelings. No one. You cant make him like you, and the only thing you can do at the moment is dont tell this friend of yours any of your secrets and to tell her to stay away from him. It will make her feel more powerful. The only thing right now, is to move on and ignore him, so enough he will feel that u have no interest in you, and try to get your attention. But then again, hes probably flirting with that friend of yours because he wants to make you mad and make you not like him anymore. there are many reasons. hope ive helped a bit, but if i havnt i have more ideas, muahhhh
love Luna

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im really wanting to try something to to me and my boyfriends french kissing u know something to make him be all like surprised so i was thinking about bite/suck his lower lip but when are you suppossed to do it?....the end.....the middle.....the begining???
and how do you do it effectivly so it wont feel akward for him?

well some guys don't like getting there lip bit because some girls do it too hard, so practice with your lip first, make sure its gentle. usually the biting of his lip is toward the end, before u start again.make him stick out his tongue or when he sticks it out, suck his tongue gently then lick his tongue and upper lip, its very sexy. it will turn him on i promise you.

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I found out my wife is cheating on me and she is pregnant with this other guys baby whats the most worst way to get back at her? And trust me she deserves it.

wow thats crazy, well then, one day when she comes home, say from work or fucking this guy, bring a girl over, or like lay a pair of womens painties on your bed, and if she askes who's is that, tell her it must be one of your fuck buddies or friends. also tell your female friends to cal your cell and call you boo maybe, it would rub her the wrong way and cause a burn hahaha its a nice try

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ANSWER ONLY IF YOUU KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKIN ABOUT!

i know that when you french kiss you put your tongue in a guyz mouth but i dont know how to do it like an expert. cuz im 17 and guyz still say i suck a it and ive been kissing sice i was in 7th grade! does any one know how to french kiss like an expert?

wel i cant really say im an expert, but they say i do it really good, maybe your stiff, so try movin your head side to side at times, and twirl your toungue with his, and stick out your tounue while he takes on his youngue and play with it, like snakes, its really fun and it can put you in the mood. i dont know, if this dosnt help, tell me, i might be able to help you better

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is there any way of telling a guys penis by his height n wieght?

cus i might be having sex with my boyfriend, n hes tall n skinny n i wanted to know if there is anyway i would be able to know how big?

(if it helps hes caucasion)

HEs whitE!!! dam lucky you!!! haha, then that means is long, but its probably gonna be thin, but in any case, his height cant really determine his size...lucky girl

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hey. well, in the newest season of life with derek, the guy that kasey is dating, max, who is that in real life??? he is super hot! but i just wanna know what his real name is. thanks!

His name is Kit Weyman, a canadian actor.

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About three months ago my boyfriend found this very sick kitten who has only one eye and is going blind in the other. we fed and gave him water. gave him a bath and took him to the vet. the veterian wanted to put the poor kitten to sleep but i wouldn't let him. so he gave us medication.. he gave us eye drops to stop the infection in his eyes and aintiboics for him which he fishined it. his eye drops are allmost gone. three months later which is now he's sick again. he's eating but not drinking water so i took a turkey baster and gave him water. i haven't seen him go to the bathroom. so i dont know if he's got worms. he has a runing nose and when you pick him up he has a tantrum and makes a loud meowing noise. please help me.. i have no money for the vet?

oh my god poor thing. this kitten is not going to get better. A couple of years ago, my mother found a baby possum on the street that had been attacked.It was shaking there, but wouldnt move, so she took it in, we fed it, took care of it, cared for its wounds.we thouht it was gettin better because it would play with us, but it died 4 days later.I seriously suggest the kiten be put to sleep. It dosnt hurt at all.Its a type of sleep aid, that gently lowers pulse, and relaxes the muscles, and it feels very relieving for the ones who are suffering.It just feels like their falling asleep.This poor kitten is suffering a disease, infection, and prob. parasites or worms.And it makes a commotion while gettin picked up, it prabably has a bowel/bladder problem, or swollen intestines, possibly internal bleeding or damaged organs.UNless you can get it proffessional help...which could be done, but cost alot of money...or one suggestion that i was thinking...call....um, have you seen that show on animal planet, "animal police"something like that. They'll take it in for free and probably save its life.You could try that, but your probably goin to have to put it to sleep

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okay theres this guy i go to school with and have because well rather bestfriends with him.
yesturday i was talking to him and he said he was thinking about going out with me. ((i have liked him the whole time he's been here for 3 years.))
But the only thing is im not aloud to have a real go out on dates boyfriend(until im 16) which is what he wants. I told him about the sixteen thing and he said he would wait...he turns 16 3 days after me in december..thats 6 MONTHS!!. He wants us to talk and keep close friends and he said he wants to be my first REAL boyfriend.

But just a few months ago he said that he tells girls what they want to here to get what he wants.

The only problem is in october he was pressuring me to flash him which ended badly and we didnt talk for awhile. now he says he doesnt want to do anything with me or have me do anything to him until we are dating and he says no pressure will be put on me anymore...He also turned some really pretty girl down for sex! because of me!!!


do you think he's telling the truth and we should keep close till then or is he just telling me what i want to hear?

No way sweety, hes obviously thinks you'd be hot in bed.i say let him wait, but dont think about makin any moves because it could be a big mistake.every guy wants a grl tom flash him. thats normal. but if that get mad. its not a good sign, meaning he'll probably critize you and shit.but if you guys decide to go out...wait at least 4-6 months, if your planing on having sex with him, but please, a young girls virginity is sacred.Keep safe, till you trust, and truly fall in love.But to admit, i dont think hes telling the truth, but keep close, and watch his every move, and be very careful! okay, hope ive helped

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ok so last year i had this insane crush on this boy but i dodnt know what to do. i've talked to him some but its like he doesnt really care. and i know he knows me. i kept telling myself that i would ask him but i keep getting scared. i almost did once. i called him and he turned, looked at me, looked around,stopped for like 5 seconds then kept goin. (it could have been that he didnt think it was me who called him). and after school he was in my way so i just plainly said 'excuse me' and he turned to look at me then moved. my friend alexia (who was walking with me) said he said my name under his breath. what should i have done all year to get him or something, or see if he wanted me.

well if you have mixed feelings, and you feel that when you talk to him, its like hes ignoring you or something. When you talk to him, see if he looks you in your eyes, if not, then he's a person who dosnt make i contact. If he sighs or yawns when talking to you then he isnt interested in hearing. If your friend did say she heard your name try not to be excited. Because its possible your friend wanted to give you good news that possibly wasnt true. If hes a popular boy, I seriously advise you to stay away and save your heart because guys like them dont have hearts and want girls who are near perfect. When you walk by him, do you feel him eyeing you?? When you say hi, does he smile when he says hi back??When you walk by each other does he pretend not to notice you??But one thing, i want you to do, is sit down in front of a mirror, do you were makeup?? Do you think you are pretty??first of all if you think you are unattractive then theres no way that guy would be interested in girl who isnt confident. Look at your clothing? Do you need to change your style?? this is something you should of observed in the begining of the year. Also, when you would talk to him, do you flirt? thats one thing that must be done, because it makes the guy want to be interested in the conversation and yourself. But one thing dont make it obvious yet that you like him. If you feel its to late to try, tell your friend Alexia maybe to talk to him, like ask him,"what do you think of her?" pointin to an ugly random chick, you know start there, then randomly point to you, and see what he says about you. If he tells her he thinks you are cute, then theres a chance. Smile at him, is a start. Dont miss a moment to say hi. You should of been more outgoing around him, and first found out some info from his close friends or someone who is cool with him, because there is not point in killing yourself for a fake jerk. well if you need more, ask me again alright,

~Luna~

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I remember scattered lyrics from a song, and I can't seem to find it anywhere.

"Every day, let's just say..."

"You're gonna have to fuck it up somehow"

That sound familiar to anybody? The title or artist (or both) would be great.

Thanks. I rate.

try searching it through google, or go to
letssingit.com

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i have really big thighs. I mean, you can't notice when im standing, because they look normal when i stand. But when i sit on my knee's, they're probbly like 6 incches. i' not overweight though. What should i do to reduce fat on my thighs???? And really fast, also.!!


xoxo, please help!!

OH do lunges its great for shaping your thighs, and holding a squat till it gets really painful reduces the fat in the inner thighs. also try running. its easy to reduse fat guick in your thighs.

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