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Well hello, hello.
It's been a while.


Well I use to be on advicenators a while back, & then life got way too busy & I no longer had time for it, & after I while I forgot all about advicenators. =/




I'm sorry guys. But I'm back.



Let me start over & introduce myself.
My names maria, but people call me smalls.
I'm 5 feet tall, which would explain why my nick name is smalls. ;]




I'm 17 years old, and a senior in high school.
I always gave great advice before but now that I'm older and wiser, I give
awesome advice.




I'm very open minded, so feel free to ask me anything. I never judge people & I'm
Always here if anyone needs a friend. =]




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i feel horrible. i feel like i have a hangover, but i didn't drink anything. last night i couldn't sleep and watched tv till 4:30 am. then woke up at 6 am cuz i was on my living room couch and the rest of my family woke up. i really need a quick-fix so i can move on with my day. i think i'm gonna go take walk, that could help, but i would REALLY appreciate any suggestions. thankyou!


Hey

Awww i'm sorry babe.

I hate that feeling. I know it feels like a hangover but its really just because you had a bad night, and didnt get much sleep. I feel like that today myself, i couldnt fall asleep for some reason.
This is what helped me hopefully it will help you

First i took a nice COLD shower
That wakes your body up but after you get out you may still feel all ahh so drink some COLD water.

If you can take a nice walk outside. Or a run would be better. Also take some advil or some kind of pill for your head.

If that doesnt work just take a nice bubble bath
or just take a nice nap!

Hope i helped

♥ maria ♥

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whats your fav color?


Hey

Pink

♥ maria ♥

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hi i need to know if pink and black look nice together


Hey

Yeah. They look mad cute together.
I actually wear those two colors together all the time.

♥ maria ♥

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Damien: Everybody hates me!

Mr. Mackey: why do you suppose that is?

Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!

Mr. Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?

Some Kid: Dude this is pretty fucked up right here!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastards!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.

Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman,

Barbrady: Well you ain't Veiona Apple,
and if you ain't Veiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.

Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?

Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!

Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?

Damien: Dumb asses!

Stan: Ow!

Cartman: God damn it!

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: Huuh Sick

Mr. Hankey: Ahhhhh


wow

No comment

♥ maria ♥

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i need to know if xoxo hand bags are still in?


Hey

Yeah. They still are. Not as many people wear them or ever knew of them in the first place but people still wear them. I have like two of them but i hardly wear them.

♥ maria ♥

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Hey yall

Is yellow an ugly color?


Hey

No! Not at all. Yellow isnt a color you could wear everyday. Trust me no one could pull that off but otherwise its a pretty cute color if you got something to go along with it like a hand bag, shoes or whatever.

♥ maria ♥

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I want sex?


Hey

umm am a little bit confused! Is that a question!
As in do you yourself want sex? Well sweetheart no one can answer that but yourself! If you do then go right ahead if your old enough!

♥ maria ♥

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Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

The muffin man , the muffin man,

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane.

----THE END----



Umm im guessing your the same person that wrote that last question! ahh babe this is an advice column not a place to fool around. Please stop writing such foolish things.

thanks

♥ maria ♥

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Oh, do you know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane?


Ummm no! Try asking a REAL question.

Thanks

♥ maria ♥

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what velocity?


Hey

oh! It's part of mary kay's makeup collection.
In other words its makeup with another name to it that only mary kay sells.

♥ maria ♥

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hello i have to say i admired the way you handled that nasty comment you got. its takes a smart person to write a come back like that without being mean. oh and dont listen to them you are very pretty!

xoxox rachel


hey

awww thankss

yeah well it really wasn't a come back its was more of a please no haters on my site. But hey what can we do about it. There are always going to be people that hate you for no reason. You just gotta deal with it the best way you can without getting all fired up!

♥ maria ♥

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whats a good tanning lotion?


Hey

i peronally LOVE Babie Tanning Lotion

Or Australian Gold dark tanning Accelerator spray is pretty great as well. I use them both!

♥ maria ♥

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do anyone wear mary kay makeup?

is it good or bad i heared it was for old people


Hey babe

oh i love mary kay! i use to think the same thing. That it was only for older people. But thats not true at all. Anyone can use it! Its great! You should try it and its not that much money.

♥ maria ♥

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why is juicy couture so much money?
do people even wear it?

Hey

yeah. I wear Juicy. I love it! yes it is a little bit overpriced but its a designer brand and all designer bands are very expensive.

♥ maria ♥

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hi people

i want to get nair this four minute lotion thingy. its when you rub it on you and wash it off four minutes and your hair comes off? does this work


hey babe

ahh no dont even waste your money.
I got it like a year ago just to see if it worked and first off it smells so BAD! and doesnt work that well. It might take some hair off but not all of it! Also if you leave it on a minute later then ten minutes you will get burned. Thats what happened to me! ahh it just sucks.

♥ maria ♥

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did anyone here try the fragrance Burberry london before! is it any good

Hey doll

yup. I have it!
It's pretty good, but gets old too fast!
But everyone is different! if your thinking about getting it just go to the mall and ask for a sample.

♥ maria ♥

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hi, i really like doing creative writing exercises and stuff to help me get ideas. i've been on the internet looking and was just wondering if anyone had any they could share with me? Thank you


Hey

I really love creative writing so i have some sites
that just give you some ideas.

http://members.shaw.ca/creativewriting/

http://teenwriting.about.com/library/exercises/blexercises.htm

http://www.poewar.com/archives/2004/10/21/fifteen-craft-exercises-for-writers/

Hope i hepled

♥ maria ♥

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I want to paint my room! will pink and green look cute togther? or will pink and blue be better


Hey

Yeah pink and green would really look cute together.
well a light green. Not really lime but very light green with light pink would look mad cute! Pink and blue would be a little bit too much i think!

♥ maria ♥

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What are some good songs to like dance to like...

Girls just want to have fun

songs like that

thanks

haha thats a funny question because i can dance to just about any song!

here are some of my favorites

any britney spears song would do like the song i like rock and roll


Venga boys - Boom, boom (i want you in my room)

Aqua - Barbie girl

joj0 - leave (get out)

Hilary duff - sweet sixteen

Eiffel 65 - move your body

Effel 65 - Blue (Da ba dee)

Sarah Connor - Bounce

Alice Deejay - better off alone

Tina Ann - Rise Again

DHT - Listen to your heart

Christina milian - am to pm

Usher - Yeah



Im sure you'll have a great time with these songs

♥ maria ♥



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anyone know any good movies? rated pg13 AND UP EVEN RATED R


Hey

I have a lot of favorite movies but my most
favorite two are:

Cruel Intentions

requiem for a dream

♥ maria ♥

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