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Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?
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What do you know about the muffin man?
Do you know that the muffin man did two tours in Vietnam? Do you know that while in Vietnam, he concieved 11 illegitimate children? No, you did not. After being seriously injured by a large piece of shrapnel from a grenade blast, the "Muffin Man" went back to his home in "Drury Lane" and began his new life, selling black tar heroin for cheap to the "Keebler Elves".
In the mid 1980's the "Muffin Man" was caught with a hefty supply of heroin and was imprisioned into the early 1990's. When he got out he sold a large deal of heroin to a mister "Kurt Donald Cobain" and a considerable amount of random drugs to a woman named "Courtney Love" who later married Kurt. The drug sales to Courtney Love made him rich enough to live through the rest of his days as a very wealthy man.
But soon after Kurt Donald Cobain ended his life, the "Muffin Man" fell into a deep depression and gave all his dirty drug money to charitable organizations and David Geffen Records.
He now works as a war re-enactment character up in Fort Wilkins.
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Can't say that I do..
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I don't know the muffin man. I don't even know where Drury Lane is. Wish I knew. I could go for a good muffin about now. Smothered in real butter. MMM :)
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yes i know the muffin man but he is really known as the crack-pot-man he is a shady caracter you8 shouldnt roll with that kind of person and do you know what he puts in those muffins? those are regular muffins (those are special muffins) and he really lives on drury grove in compton
stay clean
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Ummm no! Try asking a REAL question.
Thanks
♥ maria ♥
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1. grow up
2. get a life
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wow yeah i do actually. =)
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