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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

advice

Dont you type < br> but with out the spaces for a "breaK" or an enter in your profile?

It didn't work on my page. check it out k2204. is it because of the setting? to I have to have my info on the side or something?

Or is that the wrong code? whats the code for bold and italics?? isnt is just < b > for bold but without the spaces??

Its Kelsey, k2204

I'll rate you a 5 :) but you already knew that!

thanks Emily! :)

I didn't use . Most HTML codes aren't working on the columns still.


Bold is < b>TEXT with no spaces.

Italics is < i>TEXT with no spaces. I'm not sure if italics is working or not.


The code I used as a break in the page is an alternate page break which is with no spaces. Props to Saint Gasoline who gave me that code.


-Emily

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what does it mean when someone calls you a cookie cutter??

It means you are just like everyone else. When you make cookies with a cookie cutter they all come out the same. So, you're like an exact copy from everyone else. Meaning, you aren't really unique.

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alrite you know the song sugar were going down by fall out boys okay i love the song nd alot of people say its about masterbateing i cant figure out why please help me by tellling me whats its about and please explane im kinda slow:-p

The part where it says "A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it". It has NOTHING to do with sex. They are just stupid and perverted. Don't listen to them.

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My puppies (two small breed, one male one female) are so newspaper-trained that they won't go outside! Every time we come in from a walk they go straight to the newspaper and do their business. What should I do?

You should put the newspapers outside. Give them a treat and praise them for going to the bathroom outside. You can say something like "Good boy, good girl, you went potty outside" Then gradually start to remove the newspaper and still praise them when the use the bathroom outside. Even after they are trained to use the bathroom outside, still give them treats. One of my dog's is 7 years old, the other 2, and we still praise them for using the bathroom outside. It just reminds them that they have to do their business OUTSIDE so we don't have any accidents inside.

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How would you describe love in your own words? I just want to know ho other people think about love and how they feel towards it.

Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. When you're with that person, you could care less about anything else that's going on in life. When they kiss you you get weak in the knees and you want to cry and smile at the same time. When they hug you, you get a warm tingly feeling throughout your body. When you look into their eyes and they tell you they love you... You just want time to stop so you can savour that moment forever. When they hold your hand you feel safe, loved, comforted... When they touch you... Anywhere your heart starts to beat faster and harder and you can't help but smile. Love, is when you're sitting home, crying because something bad happened, they call and it's as if nothing happened to begin with. That's how I feel.

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is it wrong for a 17 year old guy to totally hit on you, flirt with you, invite you places,and like give you his cell number if you are 13?

Well in a way, it is and in a way it isn't. It is because he's 4 years older than you, probably 10 times more experienced than you and is looking for more than just flirting and going places. And, in a few months, or a year he will be turning 18, which makes it illegal for him to try anything with you.


Then again, it isn't because to alot of people, age aint nothin but a number. He could turn out to be a really nice guy that's just looking for a friend. But you never know.


Just be careful.

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me and my best friend met this ah-mazing guy in washington DC last spring hes from Chicago and his names tim I live in NY and we didnt keep in touch!!Is there any hope anymore?! and if u live in Chicago do u know someone named tim? i know impossible but ya never know!! thnx a bunch

Well, first of all let me just say that there probably is no hope. He lives a million miles away from you in another state. So, I highly doubt you'll ever get in contact with him.

And, do you have ANY idea how common the name Tim is? In my school ALONE there are 10 guys named Timothy. My school isn't that big either! There are like 800 kids maybe a little more. My boyfriend from another town, his name is Tim and in his school there are probably 20 guys named Tim.


If you knew his last name, phone number, and/or what town in Chicago he lived in (Chicago is very very very big). If you don't have that information, odds are you'll never get in touch with him.

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Ok so I recently got prescribed the patch, and I was wondering... Is it necessary for my partner to pull out before ejaculation?

I'm not sure how/if I need to elaborate on this... I'll just add to it if the question isn't clear.

Thanks,

x

Well the patch is as effective as the pill.


And, when you are on the pill it is around 98% - 99% effective.

If you are truely concerned about becoming pregnant, then you should have your boyfriend wear a condom. He can cum inside the condom and you really SHOULD be fine. But, this is not garenteed.


It is no necessary for him to pull out before hand, but if you do want to be ensured you don't get pregnant, then maybe he should. Or, like I mentioned before, wear a condom.

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ok i think im pregnet but i havent had sex. but i learned that sperm can live up to an our after leaving the penis and i was all over my friend w/ benefets with only underwear on. i have one of the symptoms witch is being able to smell things really well. do u think i could be pregnet, if so what should i do?


blondie

Oh for the love of God. You aren't pregnant.

Everything you said has nothing to do with being pregnant. I bet you 5000 dollars that you aren't pregnant.


Being able to smell things really well has nothing to do with anything. You're probably just noticing it because you're freaking out that you might be pregnant. It's close to impossible for you to be pregnant.


Chillax hun, you're fine you aren't pregnant.

You had UNDERWARE ON did he go ANYWHERE near your vagina? Did he stick his fingers that may have had cum on them into your vagina? Did he stick his penis that may have had cum on it into your vagina? If not, YOU'RE FINE!

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i have 2 questions, and i would like honest answers!
What do you consider a girl that has had sex since the age of 13. Had 2 other bfs at 14, cheated on the last 1 with a guy she hardly knew the 2nd day they hung out? (the guy was 17) they are still together.

What do you consider a guy that has sex with a girl he barely knows the 2nd night knowing she has a bf??

i rate 5s for intelligent answers!!!

You want honest answers. Here is an honest answer.

Judging by what you said, this girl you are talking about seems like a slut. Having sex at 13 years old is disgusting, and cheating on a boyfriend at 14 is gross too. Hooking up with a guy she hardly knows that is 17 who is probably way more experienced than she, she doesn't know if he could have any diseases. So, what I think about her, she seems like a slut, immature, and very very stupid.


I consider a guy who has sex with a girl he barely knows to be like any other guy: Young and horny. A typical guy. Sure, I think it's gross, but it doesn't suprise me that a guy would do that. What guy that is horny would pass up the opportunity to sleep with a girl? He won't care if she has a boyfriend, he just wants some ass.


So, you wanted an honest answer, you got one.

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okay, 2 questions...
1. I straiten my hair , and i wanna look good and everything, but it seems like my hair is thinning day by day, what should i do??

2. Okay all the girls in my school wear Abercombie..and if i don't wear it i feel like a dork.....so if i were to go shopping there, how much would a whole outfit cost....jw...




PLEASE HELP!



Your hair isn't thinning. Just because you straighten it it makes it feel thinner. Same thing happens to me.


Abercrombie is insanely expensive. One pair of jeans can cost 60-200 dollars, and a top 30-80 maybe more. So, in essence, one outfit will be around 90 dollars. That's just pants and a shirt.

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lately my boobs have been hurting, i am pretty sure its only because they are growing really fast and ive gone up a few bra sizes.... but now today i figured i was starting my period soon so i started wearing a pad. i looked today and there was some brown liquid stuff there but no blood, i dont know what this brown stuff is. i still have not gotten my period. i do not have sex. i dont eat healthy and i have been craving weird foods lately. what could be wrong with me?

That's your period. When you get your period it starts out brown or even black looking. But yes, that is your period. Nothing is wrong with you.

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okay well i have to do a research paper and i picked my to be on Teen Suicide. does anyone know any statistics on Teen Suicide? thanx a bunch

I know a crap load of statistics. But, I'm not going to tell you them all.


Suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death in teenagers aged 14-17.


Most suicides are completed by pill overdose or a gun.


Most suicides are completed by men than women.



You know, if you search google on Teen Suicide Stats, you'll be able to find much more than what I can tell you. That could be easier. It's a RESEARCH paper, where YOU do the research... Silly goose.

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i havent had sex and i dont masterbate, but i have a bump not alot, just one, on my pubic hair area. i dont know what it is or why its there but i noticed it the other day and its kinda iches. does anyone know what it is?

Do you shave your pubic area? If so, it could just be an ingrown hair, or just a pimple.


I highly doubt it could be anything else, it's merely impossible to contract an STD from not having sex or oral sex, or masturbating.


It's really nothing to worry about. Just keep yourself clean down there and you should be fine.

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can you get stds or whatever from masterbating? i mean like are there any risks involed? thanks.

No. Masturbation is between you and yourself. If you don't have an STD to begin with, you can't possibly get one from masturbation.

And no, there are no risks. No HEALTH risks at least.

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I ran a mile in 7minutes and 52seconds. (15/f)

Is that good?

Very good. A hell of alot better than what I can. My mile run is like... 12 minutes. Then again I do have asthma.


But yeah! Great time. Keep it up.

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hi. i`m quite confuse on how to use - in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening and at night. why we use "in" in the morning why not "in" night? please explain. thank you very much.

mika

Because the English language is the most messed up language there is. None of it makes sense.


You could just as easily say in the night, but it seems so much easier to say "at night".


But then, when you say "at morning", "at afternoon", "at evening" it doesn't sound right. Good question. Ask your Language Arts teacher.


All I can come up with is that the English Language is stupid. And not even the person that invented the English language can speak it properly.

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Everyone's asking questions about cutting. Do they mean that they're literally taking knives and cutting their flesh? If not, what do they mean then? If so, why the hell would they do that? It makes no sense.

Cutting is taking knives, scissors, razors or any other sharp object to their wrists and cutting their flesh. And yes of course it makes no sense to you. That's because you aren't depressed. Alof of teens that have depression take out their emotional pain, through phsycal pain. Just saying it to someone who isn't a cutter or who was never a cutter would seem crazy. But I used to be a cutter, when you have so much pain bottled up inside of you, you feel numb. And you're so tired of feeling numb and in order to feel again you cut just to know you're alive basically. When you're knee deep in depression, you tend to just... shut down I guess. You feel nothing, every thing that should hurt doesn't. Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt. So, to feel, you cut. When you cut you feel. And, the being able to feel again is like a high for them, that they keep doing it day after day after day because they like being able to feel. They like being able to feel pain. It sounds retarded to you, but it's not. It's a serious problem. They need help.

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I love my boyfriend, we never fight and if we do, its for probably 3 and a half minutes. We are BEST FRIENDS. tell each other everything and anything and are completely ourselves around each other right down to farting. our relationship is amazing...


so why do i cry when he isnt around? he goes to college 2 and a half hours away which isnt bad, i see him on average every other week. iv noticed that when he's gone. i'll reminisce on the amazing fun and goofy times we had with each other and just cry and smile and..cry. i dont know why. i would give my life to spend every waking second of the rest of my life with this guy. i don't want to cry anymore. i think i just miss him being around me and supporting me and picking me up when i fall (metaphor)


help.. =/

All I'm gonna say is that's what happens when you're in love. I know that won't seem like much help, but really that's exactly how I feel when I'm without my boyfriend. He lives a half an hour away, which isn't that bad at all compaired to what you have to deal with. But yeah, that's what happens when you're head over heals in love.

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I know this isn't the best of questions, but I was curious after talking to some people. I was walking around the neighborhood and some people were smoking ciggs, and black & milds. They were all about 16 or 17, so I was like "aren't you guys too young" But then a friend of mine told me that you can be 16 to smoke Black & Milds, and 16 to smoke ciggs, but you have to be 18 to buy them. Is that true? I live in NC so like if state laws are different, that may help, but I was just curious about it.

Also are black & milds just flavored ciggerettes (sp?) I used to think they were illegal, but after seeing lots of people smoking them in public I just kind of picked up that they weren't. Anyway, I know it's not a very smart questions, but it was just a thought I was hoping could be answered.

You can smoke at any age. It's not illegal to smoke at like 10 for example. But you cannot buy ciggarettes until you are 18. Same thing with black & milds.


EDIT: I have no written proof. But I've seen 13 year old kids smoking off of school property where a large number of cops like to hang out. They have never ever said anything to them.

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