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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Alright so me and my boyfriend have been going out for about 7 and a half months and things have been a little rocky we usually fight about stupid small things but we get over them quick so its really nothing serious, but lately the past maybe week i guess he has been acting really different like he doesnt want to have anything to do with me and its making me really upset. I talked to him about it and he just said that he says that lately all we have been doing is arguing and he is scared im going to leave him, im not but if things dont get better i might have to consider it. i love him very much and i just know we can figure it out but im scared to bring it up to him becuase he gets mad whenever i talk to him about these things. But last night for new years we hung out with his friends and i stayed over night and all and things seemed fine but when i got home i figured he would text me and he texted me like 6 times and thats all and thats how its been for a couple days. so pretty much im just asking on what i should do becuase i dont know anymore, maybe if someone has been in this situation and they could help me out that would be lovely. :]
thanksssssssssssssssssssss so much! oh and im 17 if that helps any!!

Dump his ass.

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A guy that I have been mainly friends with for close to a year now I told him I have real feelings for him and wanted to know if he does for me. I told him if he doesn't to tell me and he won't hear from me anymore. He wrote back this>> I do have feelings for you, but I don't think they are as strong as yours are. I do not want you to go away but if you feel you need to I understand, then typed BIG HUGS, like usual. Is this real caring? Will he start to love me? He has told me he is slow and once told me he was scared. I am confused. I am 46 female and he is 48. Please help, sincerely?

Thanks so much!

He probably never will, but who knows. I'd just say move on at this point.

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This is a question for you drummers out there!

I just purchased a double bass pedal. Well not only can I get the timing right but I also get exhausted from using it!

Any tips are welcome.

Like doing certain exercises at the gym?

Practice. Everyday. It's not going to happen overnight.

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15/f

Hey! I'm fifteen years old and I'm 5'5 weighing in about 123 pounds. I am very muscular and athletic, but I would like to drop my weight down to 115. (especially in my thighs/behind) Does anyone have any tips for me? I know this is going to be especially hard because I am in good shape but would like to be a few pounds thinner. Any tips would help!

Well, if you're muscular it's gonna be hard, since that would involve shedding off pounds of muscle. Just enjoy the fact that you're healthy and in shape.

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16/f... soon I will be traveling to visit my ex boyfriend, who is my great friend now. A few months ago he promised me that I wouldn't have to see his girlfriend while I am there. I figured that was a great idea because I'm still madly in love with him and I think that would hurt me too much, especially while I'm trying to enjoy my vacation. Well today I reminded him about his promise, and he was saying things like "Oh yeah, I'll have to try. She's best friends with the host of the party that we're going to." I reminded him that he promised and he said he would try, but I'm really upset. I mean, he DID promise to me earlier and I was really looking forward to visiting him since I didn't have to worry about that. But now, I'm not so excited. I really want to have fun on my vacation and I know meeting her/seeing them together would kill me. So what should I say to my ex? Should I do anything else? I'm not really sure what to do but maybe you all have some ideas.
Thanks

You could also realize that there are more important pressing matters in life, and having to run into you ex's ex would probably rate fairly low in the grand scheme of things.

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When I sing I have a deap voice, and it isn't that good sounding, but I might as well work with it...
So what are some good songs to sing if I have a deap voice?
Preferably by girls, but boy songs are ok. Oh and no opera, I sound like a choking cat when I try that xDD
Thanks!! And it would be nice if you had a link to YouTube or something that has the song to actually play. Please no links with pop-ups or might have viruses because I am on my new laptop >

You might wanna explain to me what deap is.

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i cant belive im actualyy saying this but i cant give a hand job if its not hard i just start laughing, im ok with blowjobs well if hes alrady hard but i dont no the best way to do it without laughing? how can i do it? i just dont like the flobbyness lol

Become a lesbian, you'll never have to worry about a flobby cock again.

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The icons on my computer are disappearing along with the start menu. Basically the wallpaper and the internet browser is all that's left.

I can't think of what to do.

Anyone have any suggestions?
Thanks so much!

You totally got a virus. You're gonna have to get a virus scan or reformat. Sucks to be you.

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Well I want to get a shirt, or really any type of clothing with something related to the Soviet Union on it.

BUT I'm having second thoughts because I'm not sure how other people feel about it, because I know there's been tensions between CCCP and the USA (the Cold War).

What do you think?

(oh and it will probably be a hammer and sickle or something that just says CCCP, or maybe Lenin is my homeboy, nothing like I'm a communist or something supporting Stalin).

My friend wears one and usually doesn't get any sht for it, but I do. Who knows? Just do it since it's what you wanna do, fuck what others think.

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Where can I go to get the answers for The Grammar Key sofware???

You could always do your work.

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my bestfriend is called chloe she's the best.

but we used to have another friend called paige who became a bully.
she had a cousin called tania that came to my school i thought she was nice at first until the more she embraced the school the more chloe began to be her bestfriend and leave me out of it,like i wasn't alive .Until one day my mum told me that my bestfriend was caught on cctv at a shop stealing sweets i saw the tape and got abit upset because she was my bestfriend i thought she would be normal but no she wasn't.

now she thinks im a bully because i always mention it when we fight.


now i don't know what to do to get my best friend back i kinda miss her she's really funny
please write back as soon as possible.


signed confused subject :) :(

Tania sounds like a bitch and a troublemaker. You could always talk to Chloe and try and nicely show her how she's being an idiot, or you can find a new best friend.

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hi i'm a vegitarian and i do it because i love animals, its better for the earth & your body. but i was just wondering why do people become vegan? i know alot of people who are vegan, and they are really sick now. (not saying that happens to everyone who is vegan, just some people i know.) so i was just curious, why be vegan?

Because people are idiots, vegans are true signs of the apocalypse.

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so a whole bunch of really hip friend of mine invited me to an amusement park, im so excited but here lays the problemo- IM TERRIFIED OF THOSE LITTLE THINGS WE LIKE TO CALL ROLLERCOASTERS!! i need to get over that phobia. any help? pleeeeasse! they cant think im not cool just because im terrified!

I am too, the best thing you can do is just go on one. Go on a light one, and if you don't like it, then don't do it again.

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Okay so my boyfriend wants to buy me like lingerie..not like bra's and underwear but like those sexy babydoll stuff or the teddy's or whatever..but all the websites we go to only have like huge sizes. I'm small so does anyone know of a good website or store that has small sizes but still have sexy stuff?

Maybe you should not include "fat girl" in your searches.

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sorry i didnt know under which category to put this.

erm so some ppl say that in year 1012 the poles are shifting or smth and that its the end of the world.
is this true???? :[

Some people also talk to their dogs and get aroused by feet. It is nothing more than a conspiracy nutjob belief so don't worry.

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I hard that this coming summer in july there be only 2 sec of sun light northern of the earth. I hope that not true. what we do with out sun light. how we survide in the darkness

Everyone shall die. Sorry.

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this is really embarassing for me. this happened 6 months ago. i got super super drunk, to the point of not remembering the whole night. i guess that i said 'i haven't hooked up with anyone in so long. i need to hook up with someone' and i kept screaming it. this isn't embarassing to most people but i can't get over it. boys still make fun of me about it and i try not to act like it bothers me but i can't get over it.. how do i forget?

Whatever, you were drunk. We've all been there so just don't worry about it. It's not a huge deal.

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Basically, I'm in my first relationship :)

Anyway for the past few months, at the parties I go to...this is going to sound soooo stuck up, but I was the "it" girl. The girl who wasn't a whore, but did kiss a lot of guys. The girl that all the guys wanted to be with. I'm SO SORRY for sounding so stuck up, and I'm not conceited I promise. These guys are desperate :P

But anyway, I got asked out a lot and said no to most guys because I liked being single. But I said yes to one guy, because I really liked him. And we've been going out for a while. I think I might even love him.

Anyway, I would NEVER dump him to be single again. I'm not that horrible, and doing that would lead myself to staying lonely all my life.

However my friend has basically become the new me at these parties. She's the girl all the guys want, and she's the girl loving the attention I once loved.

I'm finding myself really jealous of it. And I feel absolutely horrible, because I'm in a relationship with such a great guy. But I still feel jealous.

Bear in mind this is my first relationship ever, so I'm not used to the transition of going from single to a relationship. I'm happier in a relationship than I ever was when I was single, but I still have times where I'm really jealous of my friend for being the new golden girl, and I sometimes miss being single.

How can I get the hell over it?

You could age 10 years in a day and grow some maturity.

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i want to add a form that enables guests to post a comment on my page. wuld a forum do that? and if yh, where should i download one? plz help. i need it.

English might help first.

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I'm 16 years old, and my boyfriend is the same age. We have been dating for four months. He is not really into any sports, and when we are together we usually watch movies. My question is, what would be a good thing to get him for Christmas? Because I literally am at a loss as to what teenage guys would want.
We were flipping through channels once, and we watched part of this really funny movie. It has been an inside joke ever since. Would it be cute to get him that movie on DVD?
Thanks for any suggestions.

No, he'll break up with you and move to a different state if you do something cute.

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