Not all little kids are rude. Most are sweet and cute, but there are those kids with the 15-year-old perverted delinquent brother, so you can't really blame the kid, but the person who set the example. See his mother in private and tell her about your concern with his rude language. Most mothers will only believe you with proof, so I suggest taping or recording his foul words.

Urban Dictionary says...
"1. Blowjob

When us young ladies put our mouth's on a guys cock and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while pumping him with your fist or both, if you like. Lovingly message his balls and always deepthroat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him cumming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to cum don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile."

I think that it sounds really disgusting. You can't get pregnant from it, but you still can get STDs. Do it if you want. If you don't want to swallow the semen (AKA "cum") you can just spit it out.

When you think of it, just look at an ugly person or think of something ugly. I think this will rid you of this problem. I used to get that sometimes, like when I am all fired up at dances and parties I feel like yelling "I'm a ho!" for no reason. So I looked at an ugly person (they're very common) and just continue with whatever conversation I was having or whatever. I hope this works for you too.

My aunt used Jenny Craig, and went from a size 18 to size 10. I would personally suggest no diet at all, but just eating right and excersing regularly to maintain a healthy glow and muscle.

Well I don't have a picture, but I can tell you what they look like. A lot of people I know wear Uggs with the legwarmers UNDERNEATH, like so there'll be a little bit of grey or whatever pattern shown just above the boot. But only wear them with the kinds of legwarmers that they sell at Hollister and stuff; like that grey and Alpine pattern thing. I actually think that it looks really cute.

There is no way for me to tell if you're pregnant. Google for signs of pregnancy, but if you fit into one symptom, it doesn't mean you have a baby in your belly. Remember, if you are pregnant and it was concieved a month ago, your belly is not going to start bulging already. The most reliable way is to use a pregnancy test, which you can get at CVS or Walgreens or something. Good luck.

It depends. If there's some real chemistry going on there, and your both think it reals right and aren't just two sex-addicted prostitutes, then it is perfectly fine if you both feel comfortable with it. If you guys think that you should wait, then wait. There's no rules for sex, it's just whatever feels comfortable for you.

You're freaking out because the thought of a negative dent in your content, normal life is awful to you. I get like that too. It's stress. Try WebMD for stress...
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/teen-stress-management

WebMD says...
"Oral Herpes Symptoms
Incubation period: For oral herpes, the amount of time between contact with the virus and the appearance of symptoms, the incubation period, is 2-12 days. Most people average about 4 days.

Duration of illness: Signs and symptoms will last 2-3 weeks. Fever, tiredness, muscle aches, and irritability may occur.

Pain, burning, tingling, or itching occurs at the infection site before the sores appear. Then clusters of blisters erupt. These blisters break down rapidly and, when seen, appear as tiny, shallow, gray ulcers on a red base. A few days later, they become crusted or scabbed and appear drier and more yellow

Oral sores: The most intense pain caused by these sores occurs at the onset and make eating and drinking difficult.

The sores may occur on the lips, the gums, the front of the tongue, the inside of the cheeks, the throat, and the roof of the mouth.

They may also extend down the chin and neck.

The gums may become mildly swollen and red and may bleed.

Neck lymph nodes often swell and become painful.

In people in their teens and 20s, herpes may cause a painful throat with shallow ulcers and a grayish coating on the tonsils."

These are some causes:
-Genetics
-Ringworm (commonly found in children)
-Mental or physical stress
-Hair care, like pulling your hair back too tightly or ponytails
-Diseases like lupus or cancer
-That disorder when people pull out their own hair
-Scalp injuries
-Medication side effects
-"Alopecia areata", where a person's own body starts destroying hair follicles
-Thyroid disease
-Age
-Poor nutrition

-Yoga
-Meditation (or making that humming noise, like "hmmmm" works really good)
-Write in a journal
-Exercise
-Self-Hypnosis (I never tried it before, but just try it in case no others work)
-Deep breathing
-Warm bath
-Hot tea
-Visualazation (like try picturing yourself in a calm green valley)
-Breath into a paper bag

You can do some of these all at once together, like meditate in the bathtub while drinking tea. Hope those help! Remember, stress is a normal part of life, but can cause some bad stuff like arthritis, etc. but if you use these tactics, I'm sure you'll never have any problems. Good luck!

I would put it in one of those metal lunchboxes and put a lot of ice in baggies or some ice packs around it so it doesn't melt. I hope that'll work, because I don't know anything else you could do.

Well, it's when a girl sort of rubs her hand around a guy's penis, usually to achieve an orgasm. It's having someone masturbate for you. Just sort of push it around and rub it.

I have that same exact problem. I just actually lost my iPod. Try to look over for things like your phone at the end of each class, etc. When you're done using books, put them in a tote bag that you won't forget. If you don't want to use a bag, keep them like on your lap, or touching you so you don't forget them. If you forget things in the morning, make a short list the night before and check for everything before you leave. Put things in the same place all the time (keys are always on the corner of the table) so you always know where they are. Other than that, there's not much you can do. Everyone has their weakness, and this is both yours and mine.

Expect a lot people there to buy mostly teddy bears and flowers. Be kind and sympathetic, since a lot of these people are going to be buying things for their sick loved ones. Make suggestions of certain bouquets, or which bear is most popular. Have fun!

Just do what you need to do what you need to do just to get through the class. Leave it alone, and ignore her tauntings. Give her nothing to belittle about, and she'll eventually leave you alone. If she gets out of control with her belittling, you should probably tell your guidance counselor, but be careful and exact and serious about it, since teachers usually get the favor. My sister went through something like that, and he tried to fail her in everything, so she just stopped fighting with the guy and just did everything perfectly so he couldn't pick on her anymore.

If I were in your situation, I'd flirt as a friend, but would never get as far as sex or anything like that. A lot of guys flirt with girls, like not seriously, but for fun. It's fun. I actually do it too. Hugs, butt slaps, etc. are really just teasing. Just keep friends with him. He probably doesn't want to fool around or have a commitment, but just flirt with girls. Don't worry about it.

Say things that don't just have one-word answers. Saying how nice a day it is outside isn't going to keep him interested. Comment on something he has with him, like if he has a skateboard with him, talk about skateboarding. Keep yourself updated on the news. Like I was out of convo with my hairdresser the other day, so I talked about staph infections which I saw on NBC, which kept a good convo for about 15 or so minutes. Or talk about the new movies that are coming out, or something light gossip.

No. Why would you? That'd be like 100 lbs of paper. I'd write down in a notebook at the end of each term the key ideas of each subject to look back on during other grades. But no, just recycle the paper. Your teacher is probably just a packrat.

Lowlights is the opposite of highlights. So the highlights aren't going to be up on the roots of your hair; they're going to be on the ends.
http://yummycelebrities.com/2006/05/09/keira-knightley

I like that picture of Keira. It's super simple, but it's really pretty. So if you just want your hair highlighted, just tell your hairdresser "I'd like highlights a bit darker than my color now, and cut so it lands around my collarbone with some layers."

Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

Never ask me anything about how fat you are or love life. Cliched, I know, but I am heartless when it comes to the truth. If you don't know what to do with your cheating boyfriend that you still love, go ask someone else since I could not care less. Seriously.

Have a nice day!
Love,
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WARNING:
My answers will be based on a preppy lifestyle. I am the clean, preppy sort, like the person who looks clean and classy and doesn't really notice anyone who isn't, regardless that some weirdos think that preppy people hate them. Also, if you wonder about the corrections on the answers I give, no worries; they're just simple corrections to those who don't know where to put a period, or that they have to capitalize the beginnings of sentences. Please don't be offended.

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