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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.

I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

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Ok...it's like this: I'm dating a guy, now I want to get him all horny. How should I do this best? I'm 15 btw and he is 22. He made the first move on getting to know each other ^~^
I really want to seduce him. So...any advice? X3

Sweetie, you're 15 years old dating a 22 year old? This obviously isn't going to be what you want to hear and I don't really care if it is or not, OR if you tend to rate me low, BUT that's disgusting.

Not only is that illegal on both parts [dating & sex] but it's gross. Why the hell would a 22 year old date a 15 year old. Seriously, he's an adult & you're a child. Do your parents know about this?

Don't do anything with that. Doing any type of sexual activity with him IS RAPE, [whether your parents give a damn or NOT] simply because you're a minor & he's an adult. This wrong on so many levels.

im 16/f & i've recently, about a month ago, started maturbatinq. At first I used to do it even 3 times a day, because the orqasms were mindblowinq. Afterwards i'd even have vaqinal pain. But now, the orqasms aren't as intense and i'm never in the mood. The point is, how can i qet back to havinq those kinds of orqasms...did i like break my vaqina or somethinq?? Thanx for readinq =]

You didn't break your vagina. I don't think you can do that, and if it's possible, I don't wanna know how to do it.

Try doing some new stuff that could take you back to those times.

Ok so this guy and I have had sex like three or four times before. Once we had sex in the back of his car and the condom broke, that was like three days after my period stopped. Then we had sex unprotected in his dorm and then in the middle of having that he slipped on a condom. I haven't had my period yet and it's beed a month since I've had my last period. Actually to be exact I haven't had my period since April 14, 2007 and today is May 23, 2007. Could I be pregnant? Also can you have your period and be pregnant still? BTW I am 17 yrs old.

Penis + Vagina - Condom = Pregnancy.

Take a pregnancy test.

what is the good song for a friend whos moving? please not the old old one and thank you =]

Songs on the left, bands on the right.

Wake Up -- Coheed & Cambria.
Bruised -- Jack's Mannequin.
Around The Horn -- The Bronx.
LAX to O'Hare -- The Academy Is...
Neighbors -- The Academy Is...
The Great Escape -- Boys Like Girls.
My Friends Over You -- New Found Glory.
The Grim Goodbye -- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Stay Close, Don't Go -- Secondhand Serenade.
Fat Lip -- Sum 41.

can masturbation make breast bigger?

Not at all.

im grossed out
i hear them moaning
and like they have no respect cuz my grammas funeral is tomorrow and like
what do i do
im scared
and i feeel like
idk
i mean i know its natual but like
it sounds ugh
help

How is your parents sex life disrespecting your grandmother? I mean, I'm sorry for your loss, but them having sex has nothing to do with her & you shouldn't take it as a disrespectful thing to her because it's not.

Anyways, just occupy your time with something else. Couples have sex, it's natural & you can't blame anyone for wanting to. If it bothers you, maybe when they're done or whatever you could just tell them to make sure you're out of the house or you're sleeping or whatever.

What Is Meant When Sum1 Says "will U give Me A Dance"

They want you to dance with them..

Every day I'd look at my best gal pal and she'd always be in lala land thinking about her boyfriend. They've been going out for a year, 1 month, and 3 days (i know it's weird how i know that, but she acctually counts the days and tells me)! We used to be so close to eachother, but now she's not that much of a best friend to me. sure she can be a friend to me and everyone else, but she doesn't gve me that much of a BEST FRIEND kind of feeling. I want to be there for her like she was there for me on those lowscale terms, but i just can't take it! She told me her boyfriend was moving on the last day of school but i don't know if i can be there for her, or if i should even be there for her at all. what am i supposed to do?

Be there for her. Hasn't she always been there for you when you needed her most? If she has, why would you ditch her when she's in need of your care & encouragement? When she needs you, be there for her; and when you need her, she'll be there for you.

ok i'm going to six flags *st louis* friday with my girlfriend, a mutual friend of ours, and my twin brother.

it's not like i want to ditch the two others (i really don't want to leave our friend with my brother if you know what i mean. . . ) but i want to get some privacy (at least from them) at one or two points during the day. . .

how can i do so without just ditching them?

thanks in advance for any help

Go on rides with her that you know they WON'T go on. Maybe split up for about 2 hours & meet back up somewhere & do this every couple of hours so not only are you spending time with them, but your girlfriend too. =)

Okay, so theres this girl that ive known for a year. and shes likee the biggest drama queen. so about a week ago, she goes and takes something out of my bag after i got up to throw something out.
and i notice how shes trying to make a run for her seat since she was at my table. so i was like..why are you going through my stuff? do i have to put a lock on my bag so people dont take things? and shes like mimiking me the whole time and was likee "shut up. who cares" all that immature bullish.
so im likee okay whatever.
so then i hear her from across the room saying she wants to kick the sh*t out of me and i ignore it.
and for the past week shes been talking **** about me so i can hear her. shes sayin stuff like "shes so ugly and she has no friends" when its really the total opposite.
i dont know how to confront her or what to say to her when shes talking this crap. what would you say?
whats a really good thing to say that will make her not know what to say?

Wow, this girl sounds like a total douchebag. She goes through your stuff & then calls YOU immature? What the hell? She's fucking stupid -- make sure you let her know that.

If I were in this situation, I'd probably laugh at her. Honestly, I'm the type that doesn't care what people think & what they have to say. I ignore basically everything & I'm better off without them. If you really want to retaliate, then confront her. Ask her what the fuck the problem is and what she gets outta doing this. Tell her she's lame -- basically tell her what everyone else is scared to, and tell her what you really think about her. If you can, be as mean as possible. When she throws an insult at you, say "Thanks, I know." Not only does it stop them, but it makes them go "Wtf?"

Honestly she's dumb, and if some stupid scummy girl ever started this shit with me, I'd knock her on her ass. =) But I don't recommend you do that, haha.

How do I get it so nobody can see my top 8 with any layout?

Go to www.freecodesource.com & they should have a code for it. =)

Okay, I am 19 years old and my boyfriend wants to spice things up with our sex lives. I would like some sex tips or some websites with some really good tips. You would be doing me a ginormous favor!!

Thanks a billion and one for everyone that answers!!

whats the best kind?

Secret & Dove are the best kinds out there. A little more expensive than the others, but worth it.

is mac & jac a famous brand?

Yeh.

My hair is really think and its starting to bug me. does anyone know if theres something i can do to make it less thick. also i have a poof issue, does anyone know a way to keep that down?thnx in advance

Get your hair thinned about every 2 months at a hair salon.

okay well my grandparents have a yaht and we jump off the top which is a little ways down into the water and i'm going on it this weekend but i'm almost positive i will have my period which means tampons, which i don't use to many of but would i be able to jump off without it going way up?

Haha yeah, they don't crawl up your vagina, don't worry.

Well, I find I am very odd. I always feel depressed when i'm not with my friends. Most of the time I feel like there blowing me off everytime I want to do something with them. I'm wondering if there is something mentally wrong with me :S

If they keep blowing you off, they're not your friends. Find yourself some new ones. There's nothing wrong with you; your friends are just assholes.

Does anyone have pictures of Ryan Seacrest when he was a kid?
THANKEES

Nope. Your best bet would be google.

okay so for the past 2 months my mom has been yelling and almost getting violent... not just like a normal parent but crazy... really. and the things that she gets mad over are things that she blames on other people, like me and my sister not cleaning the house for 6 hours on the weekend because she wouldn't (not couldn't) give us a ride from our father's ever to her house. Then tonight i went to my friends house, she said she'd be there at 10:30 so at 10:16 i go outside to find that my mom's not there, i call her and she's really really pissed off because i wasn't out at 10... but she has a history of always being late... anyway then in the car she tells me that it's all my fault because i didn't come out in time, not that she could've knocked on the door or anything...

my dad thninks that she's been drinking too much (and i do keep on finding empty bottles of alcohal) but i don't think that's it.

and i have talked to her about it, she just starts yelling... i really don't know what to do... it's starting to effect the way i act around my friends (usually i'm really good at hiding my home life issues) but everyday i'm afraid to go home.

so what can i do? how can i handle this? Thank you in advance

How have you been talking to your mom? If you've been yelling, and getting an attitude, nothing's going to change. Be calm about this with your mother. Maybe see if you can live with your dad if things don't get better. You obviously don't feel safe living with your mom & that's not good..Talk to a trusted adult at school, and stay out of your mom's way at home. Clean the house, do whatever you need to do, and then just be good.

My boyfriend of 7 months is really close to his mom. Yesterday he ended up telling her what we've done physically. [up to finger/handjob]. His mom was cool with it...but I am not. I'm absolutely shocked that he would tell her this. I'm glad they have a good relationship but telling her personal things like that is just too much. I'm gonna feel like a slut the next time I see her. He argues that they are close (his mom told him it was wrong today).. in my family, we're don't ask, don't tell. My parents just tell me to wait & be careful but don't ask for details because they know it's between 2 people only. I tried putting it behind me but it came up before & I'm pissed at him again. Any help? Am I wrong for being angry?

Tell him how you feel. You've got every right to be pissed at him simply because it's YOUR sex life, not HER's. I mean, it's great they're close, but he needs to take into vision how that makes you feel.

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