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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

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this question may be a little weird, but, i just need to know as many possible showering ruitines as possible.
1)How often do you shower?
2)girls- when you shave, when do you? Because i find it kind of hard to shave with the water frmo the shower head running over my legs and the shaving cream being watered all off
3)when it comes to shampoo, conditioner, soap, shaving, etc, what do you do first..like in order?
haha thank you guys itll help!

1) Twice to three times a day

2) I shave my pits while the shower is on, then I take a regular bath and shave my legs and bikini line.

3) Shampoo, conditioner, leave conditioner in, soap, rise conditioner and soap, then I shave.


Gosh that was a random question!

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my elbo bones keep cracking and it is getting annoying.

... So what exactly is your question?


It cracks it's getting annoying... What's the question? Is it a medical problem? No. Can it be prevented? No. Should I be worried? No.



What exactly are you asking about your cracking elbow. Everyone elbows crack at one point or another. They begin to get tight when you have them bent for a long period of time.

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On AIM, what does the world "meh" mean?

It's the lengthened version of the word ME.



I don't understand why they put an H at the end... They try so hard to shorten everything by putting U instead of you, r insead of are, wut instead of what, etc. Now, adding an H to me would just be pointless because, they're trying to shorten their words anyway. It's just a contradiction. They are stupid.

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ok.My really close guy friend recently died and im really bad at dealing with its been 2 months since he died but i still have those days were i miss him so much and get all depressed..and well i dont want to get this depression and i miss him ALOT but i dont want to feel this whole in a stomach like a part of me is missing...is there anyway i can get over it?how can i learn to cope with it?!

You really can't completely get over something like that. Your friend died only 2 months ago.. Mine died almost a year ago. I'm still having trouble getting over it.



You're going to be feeling like this for a long time, it's going to take a while to start coping with it and not be as depressed, but it's a long road.


What I find that helps, is talking about it. The more you talk about it, the more you'll cry. And crying is healthy.


But I garentee for the next few months, everything you see, do, hear, etc. will remind you of your friend.


But for now, just talk about it. I promise you it will make you feel better.

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Sounds like a stupid question but..
Where do you go to become a make-up artist?

Is there like a special school (like design school) or is it like a course in Uni or what?

You have to go to cosmotology school. If you search on google for cosmotology schools, there will be a LARGE number of colleges that have cosmotology courses you could take throught the country.

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Im not anti-christian, infact im christian myself but, why do christians think that witchcraft is wrong? Its another religion just like Buhdism and christianity itself.

Because apparently witchcraft is disturbing spirits and they worship the devil. Which isn't true.

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does any1 know any music that sounds like interpol and death cab for cutie? If you say zero7 ill give you a 1, zero7 sucks.

Ever heard of the Postal Service? They sound like them.. The Bravery sounds a little bit like them too.


Muse sounds a TAD like them. Muse is a very good band, by the way.

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What exactly happens in the movie Hide and Seek? I want a fairly detailed and comprehensible answer (so anyone who wants to say 'wel dey hav a scari tyme n its rli rli CoOl lOl yu shud WaTcH iT OMG haha', don't bother answering) as I am a wimp and want to avoid nasty suprises. I'm watching it at Halloween and no I don't mind if you ruin the plot/movie/ending...that's the whole point of this question! :)

Well, I'm not going to tell you anything about the movie, acuz you have to see it to know what happens =)


I am probably more of a wimp than anyone on this planet... Everything scares me. I threw up watching The Grudge.



So yeah, Hide and Seek is freaking scary as hell and I was thankful I didn't eat anything, or else I would have thrown up watching it.


Dakota Fanning was creepy as hell in this movie.


But, for some info on the movie, please visit these sites:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382077/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382077/plotsummary

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i weigh mor than i'd like to (108 lbs. i am 5'4") does any1 no some easy ways to loose 8 pounds?

First of all, you don't need lose ANY weight.


So, I'm not going to give you ANY ways to lose 8 pounds, because you don't need to lose it. If I did, I'd be assisting you, in essence, in becoming anorexic.


But seriously, you do not to lose a damn pound. You are thin enough as it is. There is no need to look like Paris Hilton. I'm expecting her to be in a hospital in a year, she's so god damn skinny.


According to this online BMI (body mass index) calculator: http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm , you rank an 18.5. Which is RIGHT on the border line to becoming underweight. In order to fall under the normal range, you need to be between an 18.5 and 24.9..


Now, if you were to lose the 8 pounds, you would be a 17.2, which is dangerously underweight.


SO! You lose 8 pounds, you will want to lose more, you lose more you end up in the hospital like Mary-Kate Olsen. And that's not a good thing.

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My girlfriend and I have been split up for 3 wks. We went out 4 times this week and its almost like we're together again. She has a $250 digital camara and printer that she gave me for Christmas, she says they're hers. Last night we had a stupid fight in the car and I took the camara from the compartment next to the seat. She tried to snatch it from me, but I took it anyways. I'm just wondering if I was so wrong for doing that? or if she is wrong for trying to take back something she gave me?

You weren't wrong for doing that. If it was a gift, she can't take it back.


It was wrong of her to try to take back something she gave to you, if she was going to want it eventually, why give it to you in the first place?


So, she was the one at fault. She bought it FOR YOU. Not for herself. She needs to grow up and get over it.

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hello well i was txing this guy (we are going out but only for like 2 weeks so far) and at the end i put lots of love and he replied love ya too.
now what does the YA mean?? does he not like me enough to say u?? or what i need to know..
xxxthanksxxx

When someone says "Love ya" or "I love ya" it just means I love you as a friend, as a person. When a guy says I love YOU, then it means I love you, I'm in love with you yadda yadda yadda.


Unless your boyfriend is in love with you and is too god damn lazy to put an O and a U at the end of the Y. But I highly doubt that.

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I was wanted to know if girl like guys that are kind, nice, and polity. anserw and i give high rating.

Of course girs like nice guys! The nicer the better... Sometimes it can be to a disadvantage because they'll see you more as a friend.. SOMETIMES. But most nice guys get the girl

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my boyfriend really wants to have sex...i think i love him and i really want to too. i am just so nervous...she i wait?or should i just go for it?protection? andy advice...?¿

You're nervous, that means you aren't ready. Wait it out until you feel you are READY to do it.


Don't "just for it", because the timing will be way off and you'll regret it.


Protection is a definate. Use condoms and if you are on birth control, that helps too. But definately use condoms for your first time, and have him "pull out" before he cums. This helps with not becoming pregnant.

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Ok well im moving and we are finally buying a house. My parents said that we could buy 2 dogs a dog that stays small and a larger dog maybe like a retriever or something. well i get to choose what kind of small dog we want and i need some help, any ideas? also any ideas for names?
thanks for any help!
X to the O

-Shih Tzus (I have two of them... BEST DOGS EVER!)

-Chihuahuahs (Really hyper but effin adorible)

-Yorkshire terriers(Insanely small, some calmer than others)

-Lasa Apso (A little bigger than Shih Tzus, but very cute)

-Maltese (very small, very white, very cute)

-Toy Poodles (reallllly cute and fluffy)

-Pugs (SO CUTE! But they snore... =))



For names, you could visit this site: http://www.bowwow.com.au/


It has plenty of ideas for pet names.

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There's this guy, who I'll call David. David has liked me since 6th grade (We're high school Freshman now), and a close friend of his and mine told me he's asking me out within the week, and she persuaded me to say yes. Thsi guy is everything a girl would want in a boyfriend-smart, funny, chivalrous, kind-but I'm just not attracted to him. So should I go through with it? Or dump him early into the relationship? Or just flat-out reject him. Help!!!!

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER Date a guy you DO NOT like. If you don't like him, say NO. Don't go through with it because your entire "relationship" will be a lie. And don't go through with it then dump him, that is the bitchiest thing a girl can do to a guy. It's absolutely horrible. Reject him, tell him you like him as FRIENDS and you're not attracted to him. Tell him he'll find a girl worth his time.



Whatever you do, DO NOT say yes!

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Why can't I register to gunbound? When i click done it says

'Input letter does not match with displayed letter' ????

im typing each letter in the box CORRECTLY.
i dont get it.

Make sure that it isn't Case sensitive. This means, if it says A938d2, you have to type A938d2. You can't type a938d2. And, if there are spaces, make sure you are putting the spaces. If that doesn't work, try refreshing the page a few times.


If THAT doesn't work, then I don't know what to tell you.

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well there is this guy in my class, matthew, hes a goth. well he seems to always talk to me, and at lunch my group sits near his group, like 6 meters apart. and he sits with his girlfriend but he seems to look at me alot. in class today he went "I love your eyes" and he strokes my hair..and smells my hair...2 of my friends said he likes me...does he like me?

... Could the kid make it ANY more obvious to you that he does? When a guy is playing with your hair and telling you that he loves your eyes, he's either being genuine and really likes you or he just wants to get into your pants. Plain and simple.

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what is a boy toy?

A boy toy is basically in a round about kinda way a whore. A boy toy is something a guy can play with, mess around with and just drop when he gets bored. Just like a toy.


So, a girl who will give guys the satisfaction they need, would be a boy toy. Better known as a WHORE.

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ok well i know this guy likes me. I know it for a fact. But he is stalling to ask me out. Does anyone know who to get him to ask me out before next friday ( The school halloween dance )?

Start talking to him more... hang around him alot. Or, just ask him out yourself.


No need to be around the bush about anything, you can just say "Look, I know you like me... And if you asked me out I would definately say yes... hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge, cough cough."


You seriously have to keep talking to him and make him feel more comfortable around you. That will make him ask you out sooner.

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If someone kicked a hole through a wall at a university, could they get jail time? And would it be considered an act of vandalism?

Yes, they could most definately get jail time, and yes, it is considered an act of vandalism. Vandalism is defacing property... Putting a hole in a wall would be defacing it. So, yes they could DEFINATELY get jail time, but most likely will get a fine for it's repair.

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