It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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My daughter has a my space account that someone changed her password and she has not been able to get on it in 2-3 weeks. we have written my space several times and have not recieved a response. She doen't want to create a new account because she will lose all of account information. What should we do? (link)
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http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=misc.faq&Category=6&Question=41
Myspace FAQ's- maybe that will help.
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how do you put liquid eyeliner on your eyes without it like smudging or without it looking like its dont by a 5 year old?? cuz i always do it really messy and i need a good technique...also i want to learn how to do that wing thing at the side.
could anyone tell me how to do that and if they can send me a picture of it to??
thankss :)
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:] There are tons of instructions online.
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-apply-liquid-eyeliner
- for future reference.
Edit:
Sorry, I used the wrong code to create the google search bar. Just hit enter and you're good to go. :]
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Hey.
what are the hours for free weekends for tmobile.
Like, what time on sunday night do the free minutes end? I heard it was 7 am but I'm not sure. Thanks! (link)
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For most people their free minutes are from nine [or seven] at night to seven in the morning and Friday night starting at nine [or seven] and going until Monday morning at seven. It all has to do with your plan.
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Who are some Actors or models with long hair at least down to their shoulders? (Looking for Guys) (link)
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Lol. Ever heard of Fabio?
Or Andres Segura, perhaps. He's gorgeous.
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Ok this might sound really weird but i'm a little confused on it ok so is it possible to love someone and want them muchit hurts if you've never even met them if that makes any sense i know thats weird and would you call that obsession (link)
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It's a bit obsession-ish, yeah. Try doing something else to take up some of your time, so you won't have free time to just think about the person. Everyone has really intense crushes at some point in their life, you just have to work through it or get over it. :]
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how do you sit on a guys lap? without hurting them or making it awkward or anything? thnx! (link)
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You just..sit down. Don't just plop down on him, you could suprise him [or squash him,lol]. But just slowly sit down. Boys are supposed to be tough, they can handle it. :]
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I want to know every detail of women and women have sex. With out a dildo!
I am Bi-curious
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Google it. No one on here is allowed to give sex advice or tips, we could get banned for giving tips to a minor.
http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=64
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Should you forgive an ex who cheated on you and then the next day, he says he wants to have a single life?
Should you still be okay with an ex even though his break up reason is just a lie, when in truth he started liking that one girl?
Should you forgive that type of person?
Should you still be friends with him and act like nothing happened?
Should I forgive that one girl (who i thought was a friend) but end up betraying me in my back and act like nothin happened?
Should I still hang out with them and show them that Im good and nothing is bothering me?
Should I act fake or just ignore them?
Sorry if its complicated, but its hard to explain everything. (link)
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You should forgive them as soon as you feel comfortable to do so. Forgiveness doesn't mean that you have to be best friends with either one of them. If you feel comfortable with still being friends with them after the fact- well, you're a bigger person than I am. You should be able to forgive everyone that does you wrong, even if you can't forget for a while. Never, ever be fake around someone. You were the victim. You were the one that got cheated on and you were the one that got broken up with. You don't have to do anything but leave them alone- anything else just shows what good character you have. Hang out with them if you want. Forgive them if you want, it's all up to you.
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My little neice "Sally" well call her, is turning eigh next staurday. Great! But me and my bff are in charge in planning the activities (its a sleepover) But Sallys being really bossy about everything and she "wants an enterance" and shes entering and dancing to that song 'fabulous' from HSM2. Shes acting like one of those girls on "My Super Sweet Sixteen". She really thinks shes hot stuff. "I want this and that NOW!" Its so crazy and selfish its actually funny. Me and my bff are doing this out of the kindness of our hearts. Any ideas on how to please Sally? (link)
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She's eight years old. There's no need to listen to her, but if she's bothering you that much, tell her mom to tell her to cool it. Ask Sally what all she wants, and tell her you might not can get everything asks for. If she's old enough to want to be like the girls on my super sweet sixteen, she's old enough to understand disappointment. People don't always get what they want, and it's usually for a reason.
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is there anywhere in the united kingdom that the queen cant go?? my teacher asked that in a quiz and i want to kno.
thanx (link)
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One would think that the queen can go where ever she felt like, unless she'd be in danger of something. Ask your teacher.
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Okay so im really getting into dancing these days and was wondering if any one had a good song i could make up a dance to??
thanks all suggestions are strongly appreciated :)
-Maeve :] (link)
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You could try:
Techno/dance type music:
The Venga Boys- The Venga Bus
Cascada- Miracle
Earth Intruders- Bjork
Better Off Alone- Alice Deejay
Le Disko- Shiny Toy Guns
I Like To Move It- Reel 2 Real
All Around The World- ATC
for hip hop type music:
Gangsta Gangsta- Lil Scrappy
I Got It From My Mama- Will.I.Am
Peaches and Creme- 112
Hey Ya- Outkast
Yeah- Usher
Bonanza(Belly Dancer)- Akon
Man Eater- Nelly Furtado
Beautiful Liar- Beyonce and Shakira
for rap type music:
We Fly High- Jim Jones
King Kong- Jibbs
Say Ai Yi Yi- Ying Yang Twins
U and Dat-E 40
Lip Gloss- Lil Mama
Gotta Stay High- Three 6 Mafia
for other random dance type songs:
Bucky Done Gun- M.I.A.
I Got It- Galactic& Lyrics Born
Operate- Peaches
Brass Monkey- Beastie Boys
[: I hope those give you a few ideas.
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please tell me your first time sex stories..from what i have heard none of the first timers are pleasureable. i would really appreciate it if you shared yours and tell me how it went. thank youu soo much (: (link)
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http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=516810
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=515493
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=512727
:) That should give you plenty of answers, along with the ones you'll get from this.
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well today i've been really dizzy and shakey. my eyes will barely focus and i have such a bad head ache. my mom wants to take me to the doctor, and i'm okay with that. it's just saturday i took a SMALL hit of weed.
do i have anything to be worried about? will the doctor be able to tell? (link)
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Chances are, you might've been to the doctor by now. If you have and would like to delete this question, go to "your questions" on the left hand side of your Advicenators toolbar and delete the question.
If you haven't already been to the doctor and you would like responces to your questions, then:
If your doctor requests that you take a urine test and they're actually looking for drugs, then they'd be able to tell.
It can take anywhere from 13 days to 3-4 weeks to get marijuana completely out of your system, though. It's been said that it only takes 3-5 days for the marijuana not to show up in your urine.
It all depends on how much you use it and your body type though, of course.
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theres this guy, he likes his girlfriend a lot, but she totally doesnt appriciate him. He wants to spend time with her, but she says hes too "clingy." I was talking to the girl the other night, and she was saying that she liked someone else. And, i have a goodddd feeling they're going to break up. i dont know this kid too well. I talk to him everyday, and he'll come up to me and talk to me whenever he sees me, But what can i do to make him like me even more? I dont want to go out with him right after be breaks up with this girl. I have the urge to interfere with their relationship, and make them breakup, but that would be so wrong, and id feel bad. But, what can i do to make me more? and maybe his girlfriend a little less? :] (link)
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Nothing. Unless you want to come off as a skank or something as equally lame, you do nothing. They have to break up on their own accord. If he likes his girlfriend alot, what makes you think he likes you? Boys can have friendships with girls that are purely just. friends.
If they do break up, give him some time for his wounds to heal, then if you still want him, let him know.
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well i really like this guy and he really likes me b ack but i cant date him till next year. He has a girlfriend who he is always around so i can never talk to him. Plus, on myspace and msn his name is like I love her so much talking about his girlfriend and it says like i really hope we stay together for a long time, so what is up with him? what do i do? (link)
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I completely agree with dancedance. Nothing good would happen from making it a habit of breaking people up for your benefit. Let their relationship take its course. Besides, chances are, that if you're in high school, it won't last that long anyway. Besides, if he sounds so much like he loves her so much and he hopes to stay with her--- then what made you think he likes you back?
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okay please dont judge me im begginnggg you..
but im 14 gonna be 15 in like 8 days.
but me n my boyfriend of 3 years have had sex b4.
and this last time we had it he didnt wear a condom.
i took a test and it showed up positive.
i took one about 3 weeks ago.
i took another one just last week and that one also said positive.
i have no i dea what to do.
my byfriend and i both want to keep it.
but have no idea how to tell our parents.
pleasee tell me something to doo. (link)
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Tell a school nurse or a teacher or a school counselor. Calmly explain your situation to them, and ask them to help you tell your parents. It would probably be best if you told your parents before your boyfriend told his on one hand, but on the other, it might be best to tell them both at the same time. Make sure that your boyfriend is with you when you tell the nurse, teacher or counselor, also.
No judgement here, just a bit of sympathy. =/
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my family LOVES hot pickled okra and we eat it all the time at family dinners and stuff. well it always takes me forever to get the burning out of my mouth, and i read this story where this girl ate one of the hottest peppers in the world, and she started chugging glasses of milk.
will milk really help the burning, or will it just make it worse?
-shelby,13/f (link)
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Milk will help. So will sour cream. :] Don't try water, though, as thelaura mentioned.
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This is a question anyone can answer- but I'd love the opinions of parents, especially.
I'm 15 (16 in a month if it matters) and a LOT of my friends are guys. I'd love to sleep over their house sometime. Problem is, we all have strict parents. They have our best interests at heart, I know. And it's good that they care. But my mom in particular, she won't even allow it if we're sleeping on separate floors. Plus, I'm not even DATING these guys. They trust me 110%- and I've never done anything to break that trust.
Is there any way to one day have them let me sleep over? I don't want to use the "Well a lot of girls stay at their boyfriends houses and nothing happens" because then I'll get the whole 'You're just following the crowd' lecture.
Any ideas/opinions? Thank you in advance =] (link)
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Do any of your guy friends have sisters? Make friends with their sisters, or tell them that you can stay in their room, rather than anywhere near the boys. Explain that you know they just want you to be safe, but you just want to hang out with your friends. Definitely don't generalize (everybody's doing it!), don't whine (but mooooooom!), and especially don't lie to them. If you can't convince them-- well, sorry. Don't go behind their backs. Don't break their trust. That's more important.
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So awhile ago I met this freshman guy. We're both in high school, just to clear that up.
And he's way cool, and I kind of liked him.
And I'm a junior.
So I was wondering if it was weird to have that kind of age difference?
It's actually not that big. I think he's almost fifteen, and I won't be sixteen for like 8 more months. I'm a young junior, hehe.
Anyway, a lot of people tell me that that's weird.
So is it? (link)
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http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=517826
Read LagunaBabe's answer to that. :)
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School is so hard and like there is this one teacher who is so anoying and she is just on my back man so she wont leeave me alone and she told my mom that I was failing math and than I went to go ask my math teacher if I was and she was like no and she showed me the grade and its a C+ so she girl lied to me and she thinks shes all hott and stuff so ya I hate this girl should I tell my mom bout this or aonther person or what. (link)
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It sounds like it's no big deal. Don't worry about it. She could've just made a mistake, and if she isn't even your math teacher, then she shouldn't have said anything about your grades anyway. It sounds more like a personal vendetta rather than something that actually needs attention by people. School is hard, but then so is life. Sorry. Teachers will be annoying for the rest of your life, so will your bosses. Just do your best to ignore her.
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