Advicenators: ask mackenzie! | Page 152
ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Which name do you guys like best? The gerbal is tanish brown and is a male. Which names do you guys like ?

Cinniniman
Nibbles
Co-Co


By "CINNINIMAN" do you mean CINNAMON? I'm just not shoRe how to pRonouce that one.


Anyhow, I like Coco, actually. :D

♥[?]♥ i just started use tampons. behind my moms back. my sister was the one who wanted me to. but thats not the point. my mom told me all this stuff about how if it gets stuck you will have to get it serically removed or u could even die from them. soo basically im terridy of them. ive got it in "there" but like im too scared to let the plastic come completely off cause im too scared to leave it in there on even sit up. that probally sounds really retarded. but what do i do about. if u give good answeres ill rate high
Well T.S.S is fatal, definitely.


But I think as long as you inseRt it coRRectly, and change it often you should be fine. Just Relax youR body, and slide it in at an angle.


HoweveR, if you'Re THAT woRRied, peRhaps pads would be a betteR choice, and theRe's absolutely NO shame in that. :)

♥[?]♥ I am wondering if it is safe to use LymDyp on a pregnant cat? She just wandered here this morning and she has a bit of the mange. I want to clean her up before I take her to the vet.
If I use it on her, what's the worst thing that could happen? What if she licks herself?

Yikes...


I actually looked online foR some infoRmation on this on, and I came up with a site you should look at:
--- http://www.dvmpharmaceuticals.com/display.html?c=2&fam=LymDyp


HoweveR, if you'Re STILL having doubts.. please don't do it. :)

♥[?]♥ Well i met this really great guy, i really liked him, we hung out for a while at a dance, we danced all night. I fell for him, i thought he liked me to. Later that week i found out he asked my friend out to the movies. There not officially going out but soon they will be (knowing her) I'v called this guy and we've talked, but nothings happening. Do i just leave him alone? Or do i get in the game and try to date this guy. I dont know what im doing:( i need help, and FAST!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-Heartbroken
Aww!! My heaRt goes out to ya, Kid.. honestly. I've been theRe, it sucks, I know. =/ But it seems like he alReady has his heaRt set on someone else at the moment; kind of an 'end of stoRy' deal. Bottom line.. you CAN NOT **MAKE** someone like you, as unfoRtunate as that is. And what's the point in foRming a Relationship when only ONE paRtneR holds Romantic feelings foR the otheR?? I hate to tell you this, but I think you should be faiR to YOURSELF by accepting and Respecting his stance with his feelings. Then I think you should tRy to gatheR up the pieces of youR bRoken heaRt, and keep tRuckin' on. Think of it this way: what's the point in giving youR heaRt away to somoene who won't give you theiRs??? 'Love' is RecipRocal; meaning, it's NOT just one-sided. Relationships RequiRe a 120% effoRt fRom *BOTH* paRtneRs, and without that.. you've got nothing. I wish you all of the best. :)

♥[?]♥ Ok, so I was doing a "Dutch Classic" on my sister yesterday for her junior prom. That's where you do a dutch braid on both sides of the head, braid all of the hair, wind up one of the braids into a bun, pin it, then wrap the other one around and pin that too. It looks like a braided wreath around your head with a bun at the back. I had trouble because when I was rolling up the braid to pin into a bun, the tail (end of the braid, the part of the braid that doesn't get braided) wouldn't roll because the end of the hair is really sprouty. How do people roll up the end of the hair into a bun?! I really need to know!!!!
Honestly, I had no idea what a "Dutch Classic" even was. HoweveR, I seaRched online foR you, and came up with a site that might help you:
--- http://www.dreamweaverbraiding.com/braids/classic.htm

Hopefully this takes caRe of the pRoblem. Goodluck to you. :)

♥[?]♥ Hey guys, I want to put lemon juice in my hair to lighten up the shade a little bit. Anyways when do i put the lemon juice in? Do i put it in after i take a shower, or do i put it in when my hair is dry? Thanks in advance
I've always heaRd NOT TO showeR fiRst. And you just squeeze some in youR haiR.. oR betteR yet.. on the bRistles of a comb, and comb it thRough youR haiR, and lay out in the sun foR a while.

BUT I figuRed you might want to look at some websites on this foR specifics. I seaRched online foR you and found a few sites you might find helpful:
--- http://www.ehow.com/how_2341_make-hair-blonder.html

--- http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p3939.htm

--- http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/about23031-15.html [heRe is a foRum]


Hopefully this helps you some!!

♥[?]♥ I was wondering what lap dancing is? I read it in one of the questions but I didn't know what it meant.
"Lap Dancing:
.... Done by women for men, lap dancing is a dance where the performer will dance provocatively around (and on) the an individual to sexy music for their arousal..."
Taken fRom:
--- http://en.mimi.hu/sexuality/lap_dancing.html


Hope this claRifies!!

♥[?]♥ how do i tell if i'm a good kisser.............................................................if ne one knows how to tell please do
Well... people say that if you can open a StaRbuRst candy with youR TONGUE and ONLY youR TONGUE... this means you'Re a good kisseR....

I say... just ask someone. :D

♥[?]♥ Hi I'm almost 17 and me and my boyfriend he's 17.have been having sex for a while and we've done different positions like him on top me on top him from behind him on top with my legs on his shoulders..But those things are kinda getting old so i was wondering if anyone could give me different kinds of positions..I'll rate high
So I seaRched online foR you, and came up with a few sites you might find helpful:
--- http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/

--- http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/cb.html

--- http://www.condoms.au.com/positions/positions.html

--- http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/positions.htm

--- http://www.collegesexadvice.com/sex.shtml [hahaha.. that one is cute]


Hopefully this at least gives you some ideas!! Goodluck! ;D

♥[?]♥ My boyfriend and I are celebrating our 2 year anniversary next month. Any ideas on what to get for him? I want to get him something nice and special, but he doesn't wear jewelry and he already has a really nice watch. What should I do?
If you'd like to get him a stoRe bought gift, tRy keepin' it simple. SpRing foR some posteRs, a leatheR jacket, nice cologne, a gift caRd, a nintendo system, oR some DVD's. Also, if he dRives... definitely go foR a *GAS CARD*. Those aRe pRicey, but you also neveR mentioned youR age, which kind of gives me nothing to go on heRe. You could always take him to a fancy dinneR. OR you could MAKE him dinneR!! If you'Re up to the challenge, you could tRy stuffed chicken bReasts with potatoes of some soRt with a fResh gaRden salad and sundaes foR desseRt! Ooooh, oR LASAGNA!! And if you wanna get cReative, how 'bout you just go to the paRk?? BRing a blanket and some music! And pack a picnic lunch, which doesn't have to be difficult. It can consist of tuRkey sandwiches on slice bRead, gRapes, wateRmelon, pRetzels, twinkies etc. And make shoRe you bRing a cRap load of bRead to feed the duckies!! -OR- anotheR suggestion... you could always make him a posteR oR a scRapbook. You could use maRkeRs, photogRaphs, quotes and so on. How about making him some soRt of little quilt with pRotective cleaR pockets that you can inseRt pictuRes into, and take them out to wash easily. Bottom line, it's the thought that counts, and whateveR you do I'm shoRe he'll love!! Just be cReative and have fun!! :D

♥[?]♥ i really really like this guy we went to homecoming together and he was going to ask me out but i chickend out and now he likes my bestfriend i dont want to tell her how if feel she thinks i like another guy and he doesnt know what should i do


hopeless
I don't see why theRe WOULDN'T BE a second chance. Usually second chances aRe denied when someone has been unfaithful.. something a little moRe seRious than what you've done, ya know?

I think you should just flat out tell him how you feel. Just set aside youR feaRs, and go foR it! Also, I think that if you weRe to bReak the ice and tell him you like him fiRst... you'Re wayyy moRe likely to get an honest Response foR him. You can do this; I have complete faith in you, and I think you should too. Go get 'em, TigeR! :D

♥[?]♥ can you swim when you are on your period?
Of couRse!! Just use a tampon!! :D

♥[?]♥ when i get older i want to have big money. i want to be able to buy a home for 1,000,000 +
how will i get rich? im 16 now..so should i just get a job and keep saving and live at home with my parents for 10 more years or something? i just dont know how these people with so much money do it
any tips?
Hahaha! We ALL want to be "Rich", Hun. :D And well, you COULD get a job now and staRt saving, but honestly.... it won't amount to A WHOLE LOT; a few thousand MAYBE if you NEVER SPEND A DIME, ya know?? FoR Right now I suggest just sticking to school and only school; devote all of youR time to that, because that's wheRe it all staRts. Do well in high school, and go into something in the medical field, oR become lawyeR oR physcologist; they make BUNDLES!! And I suppose you MIGHT be able to get lucky and move to Hollywood and became a masseuse; peRhaps you'll woRk with the staRs who aRe willing to pay $1,000 a pop. You could also tRying movie diRecting oR modeling.


Just stay focused, and I'm shoRe you'll accomplish gReat things! :D

♥[?]♥ ok so i just started using tampons and like when i put on in it feels like it falling out does that mean its not in all the way or is that just how it feels??

plz help ill rate high to anything thats not ignorant
If it feels like it's falling out, my guess is it IS falling out. If inseRted coRRectly, it shouldn't even be noticable. Just Relax youR body, and slide it in at an angle. Goodluck! :D

♥[?]♥ hey, i had sex for the first time last night with my boyfriend of 6 months, we are with eachother alot so theres no problem that we did if overall. but we had unprotected sex, i know thats bed but, he pulled out a few minutes early..could i still get pregnate? thanks ♥.. oh yeah and i didnt ask for people to bitch at me about this
YESSSSS, you can STILL become impRegnated with pRecum ALONE!!! PRecum may not have AS MUCH speRm in it as actually ejaculant, but it only takes ONE to do the job. So YES.. it IS possible you could be pRegnant.... =/ If you ask me, it'd be a good idea to puRchase an emeRgency contRaception pill, such as "Plan B" FoR moRe infoRmation on this pRoduct, check out:
--- http://www.go2planb.com/


***PRotection next time; though I hope theRe won't be a next time until you educate youRselfs some moRe.....


Goodluck to you.

♥[?]♥ what are some websites that have cheerleading teams doing flips,mounds(mounts? not sure how to spell it) routines..ect...


I rate high!
I seaRched online foR you, and came up with a few sites you might find helpful:

--- http://tisworld.com/videos/cheerh.wmv [haha.. that's a movie clip... it's about some vacation thing in Hawaii, but theRe's footage of cheeRleadeRs competing; I Recommend you check it out]

--- http://cheerleading.about.com/od/stunts/l/blstunts_jv.htm [this descRibes how to do mounts and MANY otheR moves]

--- http://cheerleading.about.com/library/graphics/stunts/crystallake_hitch.jpg [heRe's a pictuRe]


--- http://www.cheermanitoba.ca/index.htm [heRe is a GREAT site... go oveR to "CHEERLEADING BASICS" It offeRs TONS of pictuRes, positions, and diRections]


Hopefully this helps you!! :D

♥[?]♥ where can you go to get layouts for advicenators???
You can cReate youR OWN layout... IF you'Re willing to pay to help suppoRt this site; that is one of the benefits they offeR. If this something you'd like to check into, you can visit:
-- http://www.advicenators.com/paidaccounts.php


And if not, you can use one of the fouR PREMADE layouts they offeR to all. They can be found on youR "COLUMN SETTINGS" page a few UNDER youR "INBOX". They'Re listed undeR "APPROVED PUBLIC STYLES" You can see how they will look on youR column by simply clicking "PREVIEW".


You can also change the text coloR and backgRound by visiting:
--- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/
foR some coloR codes.



Hopefully this answeRs youR question?? :)

♥[?]♥ My sister asked me to ask the following question since she is too young to go on this site...
My sister got a gerbial(YUCK!) but anyways.. she doesnt know what to name it! Its a brownish/tan Male.
Could someone give us some idea's for my sisters pet???


-Luv-
Meg


P.S. Please no websites.
-- HeRman.
-- HenRy.
-- HeRbeRt.
-- SheRbeRt.
-- Wilson.
-- MoRRis.
-- Templeton [he was a Rat.. close enough]
-- ButteRcup.
-- DR. Evil.
-- Jake.
-- Wally.
-- Ethan.
-- XandeR.
-- XavieR.
-- Cecil.
-- BRightian.
-- Rakeem.
-- Rekishi.
-- MaRcus.
-- SiR McNulty.
-- Fink.
-- Fitch [hahaha.. I don't know... made me think that because he's a tan coloR.. the male models foR A&F aRe tan too.]
-- Jose.


ahaha... Not shoRe if you like any of them, but hopefully it AT LEAST gives you ideas to Run off of!! :D

♥[?]♥ what would be a place to shop for the first day of school clothes if you were a goth or punk

stores not websites please!!!!
thnx :-)
--- JouRney's.
--- ToRRid.
--- NoRdstRom.
--- Hot Topic.
--- Even depaRtment stoRes, such as SeaRs, DillaRd's, JC Penney's, Filene's, Robinson's May, and Macy's. You could actually find some good jeans, and t-shiRts too pRobably.
--- BuRlington Coat FactoRy.


Hmm, hopefully this gives you some ideas! :)

♥[?]♥ I am really sorry this ? is odd and what not, really i am...What does it mean for a guy to "pop a girls cherry" and how can this happen?
FiRst off, youR "cheRRy" is a thin piece of skin located on the inneR-side the of the female 'pRivate paRt'. GeneRally, it "bReaks" on contact. "CheRRy" is the moRe common [slang] woRd foR "Hymen". A "cheRRy pops" when the Hymen becomes intact, oR Rips, basically. This can happen seveRal ways: sexual inteRcouRse, mastuRbation, inseRting tampons, extReme spoRts and so on. And I suppose it COULD happen while Riding a bike, yes; though it's not likely, I'm shoRe!! And Running.. uhm, I HIGHLY doubt that'll affect youR Hymen.
Hope this claRifies!! :D


<<< Previous Advice Column
Next Advice Column >>>

eXTReMe Tracker