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my foster kitten is a biter! ahh!! he does not know what to do with himself if he is not biting something..including me! What can i do to stop him from doing this?

beat its ass

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hi im 13/m. i think i am a woamn trapped in a mans body. i want to get a sex change and then date other women. so basically i want to be a gay trans sexual. i also like to do it to animals sometimes. i used them for practice. how do i explain about my sexuality to my family?

thats fucked up. how u gna be a gay trans sexual? lol hahahaa

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im thinkin i want a guy thats a year or two older than i am because that way hes not so immature and hopefully not as prude... but then again.. i dont wanna be made fun of or called a whore for the stupid things ppl will assume.. so i guess i could go for a guy my age.. but isnt it more important what i want then what my friends think... please help! i rate well! x0x0x ~*a*M*y~

exactly. dont worry about how others would view you. and your basically right, younger guys are immature.

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Im not actually that big... im 5'3 - 5'4 about 135-140 pounds with musclular legs. I just need to loose some waist and thigh fat.

Is there any simple exercises I can do to loose inches in these areas??

yeah, running works

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how do i get a music thing on my xanga webiste?

try going to www.xanga.com/xanga_music

but they dont have that many songs, not a lot of rock songs which i prefer
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oh, if u wanna know how to put it in, copy the shortcut and paste into "look and feel" at the very bottom of the page. and there should be a lil box to paste it in where it says loop

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ok im 13/f..i have a boyfriend that wants to do "stuff" like..he wants a h/j and stuff but im not really ready..hes expecting it though like tomorrow or something. PLEASE help :'(..idk what to do..

dont do it. youre too young to be sexually active. seems to me that you dont even really want to do anything with him. trust your instincts and dont do it. wait til youre a bit older or so, or atleast when you know YOU are ready to be sexually active. if he doesnt understand the fact that you dont want to do "stuff" then forget him. you can get someone better, who will respect you as a person and care about how you feel

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hey im haveing trouble with my boyfriend me and him keep fighting and hes like he loves me but then fights with me can u help me out ?

~diamond~ 17

every now and then great couples have their fights and arguments. fights can be good, because once theyre settled, you can love them more for sitting there and compromising. as long as he love you and you know it, then dont worry about it. no relationship is absolutely perfect

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There's this one guy who I am completely obsessed with. To be honest, I don't know why. This guy is very..confusing. Like, majority of the time he's real sweet, but then for like 1 week...he'll be the biggest asshole. And, I wish so bad that I could just leave him behind. But I can't, I always think about him, whether he treats me badly or not. What am I supposed to do?

you cant really say to find another guy just because he acts like an asshole sometimes, because most guys are assholes at some point.

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okay i love singing and i sing alot... i think i have a good voice.. and so do most of my friends.. i dunno if i should risk it and try out for a talent show. or sing at a party.. im worried ill mess up>... should i risk it.. or just sing when im just with me and my best budies?

go for it. people would admire you for going out and singing in public. and if you know that you can sing and that you have a good voice then it shouldnt matter. everyone messes up a bit, just practice

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okay i hang out with a group of about 8 girls...its kinda split up, its kinda like me and my 3 other best friends, then them tha 4 other girls. between tha 2 groups in one, weve had our fights and up and downs. but now one of tha girls in my group is moving away in 2 weeks to Hawaii..then another girl in my group is getting soooooo close to tha other group..now its just me and my best friend and we feel left out and everything. please dont say that i needa have a talk with tha other girls, cause we are sick of even bringing it up cause they never listen and dont really care...next yr at school me and my best friend are gunna feel like losers cause its just gunna be me and her!!! helppp

you dont need them. and you shouldnt feel like losers just because its you and your best friend. the more people, the more drama that comes along. besides, you can always make new friends with other people from your school

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what's good make-up that i can wear 4 going back to school?

just dont buy cheap make up, and make sure the color that you use matches your skin tone

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um well theres this kid that i have liked for such a long time and i thought he liked me too...i mean he led me on and everything but whenever i try to talk to him he never listens n theres no way to make him listen so talking is out of the question...i changed myself so much for him and now i dont even no who i am anymore...well he flirts soo much with like everyone so i basically know he doesnt like me but he did like me b4 so im soo stuck now and theres no way to get over him...i mean i had a thick sweater and thick pants on and i was sooo hot but the thought of him gave me chills....im in love and theres nothing i can do....how can i make him like me or what can i actually say to him PLEASE HELP ME im seriously in trouble!

thats why you shouldnt change yourself for anyone. theyre supposed to love you for who you are

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im kind of going out with this boy secretly.i feel terrible about it.but if anyone ever found out they just wouldnt accept us.well we barely talk to each other anymore i dont know what to do.he always seems to be really busy.If we do talk its like for 10minutes really late at night.how can i spend more time with him or talk to him more with out anyone finding out?please help me..

why are you guys secretly going out? are you guys ashamed of one another? well.. i dont think you should care about what other people think or say. you like him and he likes you, thats all that should matter

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Sorry this is so long, but u need the whole story to understand.

About a week ago, I had sex with my boyfriend. The next day, i told my best friend about it. Since im only 14, she flipped out on me. She told me I was WAY too young and I was stupid for doing that. She made me promise I wouldn't do it again until I was older.

She has always said she will respect what I do even if I do mess up. But she didn't understand that.

A few days ago, I had sex with him again, and didn't tell her. I talked to her on the phone last night, and I accidently told her I had sex again, and she flipped out. She asked me a bunch of stupid questions, but I answered them. I also let it slip that I gave my first blow job. She REALLY got mad about that, so I told her I was kidding about it and I had never done that.

I want to tell her I did all that stuff, but im afraid she won't understand. Is there any easy way to tell her? or is it best just left alone?

well you lost your virginity already, what does she expect you to do? turn back time? its your decision whether or not you want to have sex. just take note that your friend is concerned. she probably doesnt want you to end up pregnant or having std's. so if you decide to keep having sex, just make sure you have protected sex

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Well for the past 5 years my dog and I have been exclusively seeing eachother, but lately he has been acting strange. He barely notices me, and lastnight i was spying on him and saw him sneaking out the doggie door. do you think he is cheating on me, or has decided to leave me for one of his own kind?

you on your own baby girl. i dont know about no shit like that. i know you just fuckin with me.. but if youre serious.. man.. thats some FUCKED up shit. thats some TRIFLIN FUCKED up shit. YOU are a TRIFLIN FUCKED up piece of dog shit. seriously..

....

you is fucked up

like really fucked up

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Im having this party for my birthday but im not sure if i should invite one of my friends because im kinda worried that she might end up trying to hook up with my bf. Shes had a crush on him before i went out with and it seems like she still does. Ive talked to my bf about it and i know that he wont try anything with her but like i said... its her hooking up with him that im worried about. She knows that i MIGHT be having a party but that im not sure. We are friends but i barely talk to her since she goes to another school. Should i invite her?

well you can invite her, and if she tries messing with your dude, beat the bitch the fuck up.

or just dont invite her at all. save the stress

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umm.. i have this friend and she is like my best friend but ever since her and this other girl that she met have became closer friends she has shut me out and i dont know what i should tell her and so i said something to her about it and she told me that she didnt want to tlak to me ne more if you have ne advice that would be helpful plz answer me i will rate everyone that answers my question thanks alot
-DesPErTlY WoRrIEd-

dont even say anything to her. thats what i would do. i wouldnt make an effort tryna talk to someone that wants to be a fuckin dickhead. especially when shes supposed to be my bestfriend. shes not worth it. dont even try to go to her trying to fix the problem. shes the one losing out, fuck her

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I've been having these dreams that are really weird and I don't understand them. First, last night I dreamt that I was being very intimate with this guy. It wasn't anyone that I know, but this is kinda weird but I dreamt that I was kinda having sex. I've dreamt it before and I just don't understand. Maybe you could help me out? Please..these are really bothering me and I've been having them more often now. Also I dreamt that I was going to marry this one guy that I know and he lives far far away from me. But the thing is I barely know him! So I'm confused. I don't exactly want an answer about that dream just the ones where I'm being very intimate. Thanks for your help!, If you need anymore info, IM me at AnnaxBanana45 or email me AnnaBanana146@aol.com *Love Me*

sex dreams are fun, you should just enjoy them

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where could i put my hands when im makeingout?
i really want 2 know please help?

put your arms around his neck or like.. put your arms around his waist if hes on top of you or hold his head or face if your on top of him

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For homecomming I want to be able to actually dance fast. I dance in my room all the time by myself and I think I'm fine...but then I look at other people dancing and I feel dumb! None of my friends can dance either, so do you have any tips or anything??

-Zero
-Thanks!

hmm.. i guess there isnt really such a thing as not knowing how to dance or what not and you cant possibly be that bad at it. just as long as you have confidence in yourself while you do so.

for me, when i dont care what people think, i actually dance a lot better. so just try blocking other people out

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