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so im 14/f and i got contacts like 2 days ago. and i start high school on tuesday. im gonna be a freshman anywho. i look like a total GEEK with my glasses on and the problem is i cant get my contacts in. but when other people put them in for me im okay. i can poke my eye and stuff but idk why i cant put contacts in. can some one give me any good tips on how you can put in your contacts?

i rate good. (link)
Contacts suck. Ok what i do is like poke them to my eye and like look up,right,down, left and then blink. What happens when you put them in, do you blink them out? or can you just not get them in. Try gently pressing and holding against your eye.


rockiville close to DC and y single lol get on now and what up?? xoxoxo is doug ur name?? (link)
actually yes that is my name. I haven't caught your name though. I believe it is Jordan. I live close to delaware. Nothing much here. ;).

How exactly did you know my name? And if you dont mind me asking how do i sound hott? How did you find out about me?


How bad do they hurt? I'm thinking about getting one, but I'm kind of scared of the pain. (link)
"they hurt as much as you think they will"-my friend who has like 13 peircings and the balls(not really shes a girl) to ask our french teacher how to say horny in french and asked what a manje de trois is.


ok i do about 300 sit ups a night and im not feeling "the burn" lol that sounds kinda weird

i was just wondering if there is any other way i can work my abs...
i kno they're machine for doing sit ups...but i dont have any of them and i dont really feel like buying them...i just wanna do something i can do right in my room...on the floor...in minutes....

i just wanna work my abs more (link)
try laying down and raising your legs six inches. hold until you feel the burn.
hold yourself up on a bar and bring your legs to your cest. "knee ups"--they are vicious.


well...okay. One time i talked to this guy that i had never met b4, and he was pretty cool. and the more we started talking the more i liked him. And one of the things we talked about was his GF had broken up with him. And i thought well...maybe we could online date...after we get to know each other...and now i talked to him agian yesterday and he said hes found a new gf. and shes awesome and tall and stuff. And my ? is...should i still try to flirt with him and stuff to get him to like me? or stay there as a friend? or what??i REALLY like him too!!! HELP! (link)
go with the friend route. its much safer. trust me guys dont like girls hitting on them while there taken. it just complicates things.


hey brainyall star its oct. 19 and i live in rockville also like my screen name in hyperhottiegirl so check me out haha i going to hoover what about you also you sound hot haha keep on being single cause i am 2 (link)
cool. i live in cheasapeake city,md. though its a town.... wierd. wheres rockville? i feel like an idiot. sweet hover. i think im going to stay single for a while. oh and sry about my bro talking to you earlier. hes older, and stronger.:(talk to you at 12.


ok when i go to a search engine like ask.com or msn or google..it has everything i searched for saved in the spot where you type in what your looking for. is there any way to delete that? if my parents ever use my laptop and see the things ive searched for..that wouldnt be good (link)
ok if you tell me what browser(ex. firefox, internet explorer, netscape) you have i can tell you ways to make all the nasty info go away.:);). i know most of the tricks.
**ok now ie(short for internet explorer)isnt as good as firefox in my experience but whatever**
ok to get rid of all the info you have stored under ie go to the tools tab and click internet options. Now click the buttons delete cookies, delete files and clear history. All info under these will be delete but most ppl have no use for this info anyway. Theres also a place called the cache which stores info on all the pages you've been too. Dont worry about that. Unless your parents are really computer literate they wont be able to find it and wont know about it either. Also to prevent the words from showing up again, under anything, go to tools>internet options, then go to the content tab at the top. Uncheck all the boxes that are checked and then click the clear forms and clear passwords buttons.
MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THESE WILL DO WHEN YOU PRESS THEM. Make sure you know all your usernames and passwords to sites and the web addresses of sites that arent bookmarked.
**sry about taking so long to get this too you, and sry about the length, but it should be thurough enough for you.**


hey you sound hot i 13 how old are you cause your a guy and i m a girl (link)
Currently im 14. Im turning 15 in 19 days. :) happy birthday to me. Man i love being an individual. My aim sn is brainyallstar if you ever want to talk. Thank you for your generous compliment. As of now im single for a little bit. whens your b day?


what do boys see or like most in girls
eyes
nose
hair
legs
arms
boobs
please i rate high (link)
ok when i first see girls its this order...
butt>boobs>legs>arms>nose>eyes>face.
the order in which i like things on girls
face>eyes>nose>boobs>legs>butt>arms.
oh and i love a nice smile--- wow that sounds so gay.


okay so i'm 14, and my brother is 12..
my mom ALWAYS sides with him on everything, landing me in trouble. he gets to do things that i never got to do when i was his age and younger. my parents let him go over to his girlfriends house all the time, but they barely trust me at all to hang out with guys, or even with girls, because they think i am "secretly meeting guys". my brother is always in my room going through my things and stealing money, and beating me up. as of a couple seconds ago he punched me in the side so hard it knocked the wind out of me. this sort of stuff happens regularly but my mom doesnt care and insists i bring it on myself, when infact i dont becuase i just try to avoid my brother as much as possible. my brother lies to my parents telling them i'm off sneaking out to hang out with guys and kiss them, when i'm not. he's really ruining my life by beating me up and telling my parents lies so they dont trust me.

i am so tempted to try cutting, because i've heard it really does help, even if you need help. i'm trying to hold out, but i'm using up everything i've got. its 3v1 here, with my mom, brother, and step-dad against me. HELP ME PLEASE! (link)
ok first of all cutting sucks and never do it, it wont help. if you need a better reason not to cut or why its bad or stupid as me.
Now, about your younger brother, you can do many things.
1) Lay him out.
2) Lie about him to your rents.
3) Plant stuff on him.
4) Blackmail.
5) Prove him wrong.
6) Show hes a lier.
7) Lock your door.
8) Tell him you screwed his best friend.
9) Spread rumors in school about him
10) Enbarrass him.
if you want me to elaborate on anything tell me.


This is so corny but i need help! I'm at a camp for my sport and there is this guy and all the girls think he is hot, and he is!! But he's so shy and doesn't talk a lot. But he talked to me during a drill and kept giving me advice (he's really really good) and then saying "that's really good" even when it wasn't and walking back from a drill we talked. he's a year younger than me. but we actually had a conversation and i havent seen him talk that much cept during the game to get passes and such. i'm not sure how to get is AIM s/n, phone # is a bit to foward for me... all the other girls are so much prettier how can i make him see me more?? how can i talk to him more without looking pathetic n how can i ask him for his s/n?! (hurry camp ends friday!!) thanks!!
signed-corny (link)
Try just asking. DUH. most guys dont care about giving there sn out to people they have met. :0 ;) :) .......have fun at your "sport" camp


I know this is really random, but I just have to know: Where do people learn to become ventriloquists? Schools? And how the hell do they do it?



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if you find out tell me.


ok.this is something i've always wondered. when girls aren't around what do guys talk about?. haha i know its a gay question. but i've just always wondered that. ill rate you a 5 =) =) =) (link)
same thing we talk about when girls are there. Use the 3 S's rule.
Sports
Sex
&
Stuff


My husband has smoked for years...35 to be exact. We have been married for 30 years. He is slim, but not very healthy, I think. He almost quit just recently and I was so proud of him and told everyone that I was. He was down to about one cigarette a day. I feel like garbage when he smokes because he does it in the house, car, whatever. It makes me feel like a smoker myself. I feel that if I wanted to smoke, I would have kept it up in college, so you see, I know what it is like to be a smoker, but not what it's like to be a non-smoker, even though I don't smoke. I am sorry this sounds bitter. I am mad. Tell me what to do. I am ready to move out. We have a great marriage, but I don't want to feel crappy anymore because of someone else's vice. He refuses to go outside to smoke.

Chanon (link)
Tell him that smoking has been linked to erection and ejaculation problems. Every guy who knows should stop for that reason.


I've always been on the bigger side, all my friends are atleast 20 pounds smaller than me, i have a lot of fat, i need to tone my legs and butt, i don't know what you look like, but does anyone have any websites /and/or exersises to help me out..i want to come back to school a new person :-P

Please Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim (link)
there are many things to do for your legs. I perfer to tell people things to do that are fun as well as helpful so here is what i would say for your legs.
Learn to skateboard. Push off with one leg a lot and it will help. Then learn to skate fake'. i would also recommend wall sits. Also a lot of bike riding will help. Squats are good, Jumping on a trampoline will help. Running will really help if you do it enough. I used to know of a good site but i dont remember it. if i think of it i will tell u.


tomorrow is my me and my boyfriend's anniversary. I have NO MONEY, so I want to make him something special. I've already made him:

-nice cards
-letters written on fancy stationary
-little booklet things
-picture frames with our pictures
-drawings, paintings
-scrapbooks
-memory books
-love quotes
-etc.

Is there anything REALLY special that I can make him that's not one of those things? I honestly can't think of one thing. Thats why I need your help. Kthnxbye. (link)
instead of getting him something nice, do something special for him ;). Try to think along the lines of doing something special rather than material items. Im a guy and i know material things arent as good as just hanging out. Hope i helped.


I need a few EXCELLENT pranks to pull on a group of around 6 or 7 girls. My friend and I are doing them together on the rest of the group. We would like to have a prank to scare them, but any type of prank would be alright.
Thank ya!

P.S.---we can't be too harsh! (link)
ok email me for more if this isnt good enough. allstar82490@yahoo.com . or IM me the names eternallybliss9.

ok my first suggestion is to at night have your other friend "disappear" and you wake up all your other friends and ask where she is. then go look for her and what not. have her scream and place fake blood. omg this will be hilarious.

** for other ideas just ask**


My sister is taking biet pills. I found them in her drawer and i have wanted to tell my mom but its just too hard. Shes lost about 15 pounds she said since may. and that can't be too healthy because she was already about 115. how do you think i should deal with this? (link)
talk to her first then rat her a** out.


I posted this to a single person, before I knew it could be answered by anybody with an account;
I am a 17 year old male, and came across your site by accident, or possibly fate. I have a big social problem. I've always been described as "the different one". I was always the one who did his work in class, or didn't do things exactly the same way as everybody else. I was just different like that since primary school. (I'll just say at this point that I'm not gay. A lot of people ask that when you say you're "different") The problem is, I've never been able to shake certain difficulties I've had as a result of being unusual. So now I find myself at 17; I've never been to a party where I've drunk. I've never been kissed. I've never had a girlfriend. Nobody knows who I am, nobody seems to care. I find it difficult to make friends, because I feel socially awkward, because everybody expects me to know things that I don't, because I never developed those social skills. Most of the friends I do have are the poisonous kind. They will be friendly some days, but only because it benefits them. At other times they seem totally unfriendly. I feel like I'm tied into keeping them, because it's not as easy as just pretending they don't exist, and if I alienated them, then I wouldn't have anybody left.
I don't want to become "normal" (if that exists as something to become), I would just like to know how I can fit better into the social structure of school life, and develop general social skills. I feel like I got expelled from the school of social interaction as a kid, and now I've found out there's no adult ed. class.
Thanks,
SilentOne (link)
ok. Mr. silent one. i dont see the drunk thing as a bad thing, Nore the girlfriend or the kiss. Just you dont like any of the girls around. send me the link to that website. oh and Maybe your just she. IF YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO FIT IN REMEMBER THIS

**THE BEST WAY TO FIT IN IS TO STAND OUT***.
AT my school im know for haveing a million odd talents(fyi i have few enimies). I can do magic/card tricks, make ballon animals, awesome at basketball, am exteamly smart, etc.. but the point is use what your good at to make yourself stand out and then people will notice you. oh and maybe you dont have friends because you wont let yourself get close to people. idk. hope i helped


okay i am really shy and i would like some advice on how to be more outgoing and social. I feel that if i was more outgoing and social i would have more friends. Does anyone have any tips? (link)
heres what your going to do:
1) start watching comidy central and learn to find the funnyness in all situations.

2) Dont be afraid to speak your mind.

3) learn to not care what others think.

4) ALWAYS STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF.

5) LEARN TO TRY AND HAVE FUN(within reason.)
**get some courage** its ok to be scared, but dont let that stop you from doing anything




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