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♥[?]♥ I like some one allot but he told me the other day he doesnt believe in God. He believes in Jesus just doesnt think he is his son. I told him stuff that can prove he is real. I also told him that, If I believe he is real and he isnt I am not missing out on anything but if he is real and I believe in him I am doing right. but I still dont know what to tell him to make him believe in him. I mean I would really fill good about my self if I can turn some one into the right track. his family believes in him just not him I dont understand. pleaze help

"The Right tRack" Says who???? That's a PERSONAL OPINION.

TheRe's pRettie much nothing you can do about this. I mean, you've TRIED to get him to believe, and that's veRy commendable of you! HoweveR, if he Refuses, that's just the end of the stoRy, ya know?? The only thing you can do now is Respect his wishes and decisions. :)

♥[?]♥ hello. i have my space buti dont kno how the heck it works. like i want the background to be pretty and stuff. im totally lost. if you have any advice on this please HELP!

I RATE FIVES!

thanks

You can TOTALLY deck it out using this site:
http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create

It's pRettie simple, but if you'd like moRe help.. feel fRee to come to me, I have one as well, so I can be of some assistance I do believe! :P

♥[?]♥ i need help!!! i am 14 and i am having a baby and my mom is really strict...should i tell her about it? hide it from her? what do i do!!! help me! i rate high!!!

How would you hide this? You can not. You must tell heR. What's the point in hiding it when she is only going to find out sooneR oR lateR, ya know??

Goodluck to you :)

♥[?]♥ What the heck is masturbating?!!!

This is best if left to the dictionaRy:

MASTURBATION:
"Stimulation of one's own genitals and body parts to achieve sexual pleasure. It may or may not result in an orgasm."
Taken fRom:
http://www.ifsha.org/glossary.htm
Basically.. you massage youR OWN 'pRivate paRts', because it feels incRedible..

♥[?]♥ what is 420? i hear people always talking about it and i have no idea what it is. thx

This site does a good job of explaining it:
- http://www.concept420.com/what-is-420.htm

Hope that helps ya!! :D

♥[?]♥ is it bad if your a porn addict

Nooooo!! I AM, and have been foR YEARS!!!! :P ENJOY & I'll do the same!!! ;D

♥[?]♥ is it bad if your a porn addict

Nooo.. I AM, and I have been foR YEARS now!!!!!!!! ENJOY & I'll do the same!! :P

♥[?]♥ ok.. this is wierd but like everytime i see a movie on tv with people having sex or hear people talking about it .. i get sooo horny.. i just want to know.. is that normal?

Oh definitely!! Wanna know a secRet... happens to EVERYONE.. EVERYONE, don't believe them if they tell you something diffeRent!!! :)

♥[?]♥ im 14F and i just wantto know how to masterbate.. im kinda afriad, does it hurt?

Noo.. it shouldn't huRt!! Just Rub it with youR hand! Also, tRy inseRting a fingeR oR two. It's Really not that tough, you'll get the hang out it, tRust me!! :)

♥[?]♥ Is it bad not to masturbate.... cuz i'm 14.f and i've never masturbated... i think its kind of gross...

Awww, nooo!! That's NOT bad AT ALL!!! Many people choose to mastuRbate, and otheRs do not. It doesn't matteR eitheR way. If you enjoy it, and find it pleasuRable, then go foR it. And if not, that's fine too. It's YOUR body, theRefoRe YOUR choice!!! :)

♥[?]♥ i know this might sound weird, but i feel .. awkward wearing.. thongs and stuff around people.. any ideas on how to get over this?

There Really isn't a way to "get over" it. You can eitheR weaR them long enough, to the point wheRe you aRe used to it. OR not weaR them at all. SoRRie if this wasn't what you wanted to heaR, but it's Really the only solution I see, peRiod. :)

♥[?]♥ ya i no this is completly stupid but i gotta no. How do you make a heart like on your profile or on a question? do you have to press a certain button or what?

even tho this is a dumb question ill rate high

To get those heaRts on ADVICENATORS QUESTION, simply put:
"& hearts ;", but delete the spaces.

But if you'Re talking about getting them into youR ADVICENATORS BIO oR on AIM....

That little "& hearts ;" thing doesn't woRk that way. To get the heaRts, you can EITHER:

*Type a capital 'Y'. Then highlight it, and change the font to "WEBDINGS"...

-oR-

*Copy and paste the copyRight symbol [ Ã?Â© ] into youR info. Then you simply highlight it, and change the font to "SYMBOL".

Hpe that helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ i am 5'4 im tall skinny and have long legs and i can never find any clothes that fit me they are either to long or too fat and i want hot clother where do i look? please help me out.

i rate high

Hmm. You neveR mentioned a budget, but I suggest tRying FoReveR 21, Bui-Yah-Kah, Fashion Bug, DepaRtment stoRes [such as Filene's, Sears, JC Penney, Macy's, DillaRd's, Robinson's May and so on] and BuRlington Coat FacotRy. Hope this helps? :)

♥[?]♥ omg...I'm 14/f and I masterbate I'm sooo embarassed is it a bad thing? Does it mean that I want to have sex or sumthin? I know I don't want to but still i don't know whether what i've been feeling lately is bad or good it makes me feel really guilty

Awww!!! You shouldn't feel guilty about it AT ALL!!!! MANY MANY MANY people do it!!! And those that don't... have tRied it befoRe AT LEAST once!!! TheRe's absolutely NOOOO shame in it!! And it's NOT a bad thing!! It's peRfectly healthy!!! Don't woRRie about it, Kiddo. If it's enjoy and fun, just go foR it.. Relax, and let it take you oveR! :)

Hopefully this bRings you some ReassuRance!! ♥

♥[?]♥ My boyfriend just fingered me, and I have a question..

How long does cum stay on their hands after they jack off??

Til it's wiped away. :)

♥[?]♥ i just had sex like a week ago and im pregnent!wat do i do?

Get a job; diapeRs cost a BUNDLE these days.......

♥[?]♥ I did this random columnist search and I found you. I was wondering whether you can help me, since nobody else will.

I'm in an advanced choir in New York. Every summer, we take a music camp run by our conductor in the Catskills. Last year I was a noob and I'd skipped a year in the previous level, so I was the youngest. I was 12 and I loved it. Everyone hated me for it but I didn't really care cuz I was a cocky little kid and I thought they were just evil jealous freaks. Now I'm 13, all the noobs are cumin in and they're all my age (cuz I skipped a year) and i HATE them!!! Gaaahhh! They're all so preppy preppy preppy and annoying and blonde and really immature. They don't deserve to be here! They aren't advanced enough!!! The choir is a very special privilege for only the best! Oh god now I'M the evil jealous freak! I know it sounds like I'm whining and bitching and complaining but I'm not. Worse is I feel guilty because I'm so prejudiced and there's nothing I can do about it. i'm nice to them because if I'm not i'll get in trouble, but I still can't shake my feelings. What can I do? Heeeeeelp!!!! sorry it's so long but I'm really desperate!!!

Aww!! Well it's okay to be an evil jealous fReak eveRy now and then!! We've ALL been theRe, so theRe's definitely no shame in it.

I can COMPLETELY 100% undeRstand youR annoyance and angeR, and you have eveRy Right to feel that way. But if it is such an advanced choiR, how did they make it in??? Do you even know if they can actually sing well enough foR youR choiR oR not?? Maybe they can?? I wouldn't know, since I'm not theRe, but I highly doubt a choiR teacheR would puRposely fuck up his gRoup, ya know??

Saddly, theRe's Really nothing you can do to change things. Obviously youR choiR teacheR has made up his mind, and talking to him won't change things. I guess the only thing to do is sit and ignoRe them. No one says you have to become fRiends with these bitches, but you ceRtainly can not MAKE them change, ya know?? SoRRie if this wasn't what you wanted to heaR, tRuth is.. theRe just isn't much you can do about it. =/ SoRRie, Kiddo.

♥[?]♥ Hey i was wondering, you know how when i click a link on your page and then it has that thing like it kinda....has a design like uhm...sometimes it goes from left to right and vice versa, well i forgot were to get those do you think you can help, becuz i noticed you have them. Thank you! Ill rate and send feedback!

It was on a website; but I don't have it anymoRe. I'll tRy looking foR it Right now, and if I find it, I will EDIT this. ♥

♥[?]♥ Yesterday, one of my guy friends kept bugging me to know who I liked. I finally told him the one person and after a while told him he was the other person. He said he knew that I liked him or something like that. Now I don't know what to do because I like won't act the same around him. What can I do?

So.. why can't you two go out?? You both have feelings foR each otheR.. what's missing?? RemembeR, best fRiends make the best loveRs. And when you think about it.. that's all a loveR Really is.. A *BEST* FRIEND!! PeRsonally, I've always felt that if two people weRe REALLY THAT good of fRiends.. theiR feelings foR each otheR can suRpass anything, so why not give it a shot??? :D

♥[?]♥ Hey! Evryone.Ok so Ilike this this guy alot 13/f and I am not sure if he likes me I think he does his sister who is my best friend says he does hiw doI know for sure if he does? And how do I stop thinking about him all the time?
I will rate high for any good answers
~MD_GIRL101
p.s he is 13 too

You have to ASK HIM how he feels. You will NEVER EVER know what's in his heaRt if you don't ask. Simple tRuth is.. you'Re NOT a mind ReadeR. You can ASSUME he does, but that's all it REALLY IS.. an ASSUMPTION. If you wanna know.. ask. But why must you stop thinking about him?? That's not a cRime - no haRm done theRe, and ceRtainly NOTHING to be ashamed of. We all need those little things that bRing us happiness, so why not let HIM be YOURS?

Hope this helps?? ♥

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