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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

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how old do u have to be in order to get a tan from a tanning bed?

I'm not sure there is an age limit. But I know of 13 year olds that go to tanning salons. You'd have to check with the place you plan on going to because they might have an age limit.

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O.K.
I am a good writer and I LOVE writing shor stories. I am 13/f. I was looking for a new topic to write about but no one has any ideas. I like writing about reality... meaning I don't like to write fantasies. For example, I don't write about dwarfs, dragons, elves, etc. Anyways, I was wondering if anyone had a summary or something of something yall have heard or something so I can turn it into a story. Much appreciation.
I rate high!

If you're into like depressing stories, you could write about a girl that is really depressed and cuts herself, a young gay couple aged 15 and 16 that kill eachother because no one accepts them (This actually happened though).

If you don't want anything THAT depressing and morbid, why not do like a spoof of the Notebook or something? Write about young love, heartbreak, friendship, etc.

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I have AIM. How do you put buddy info for your friends to see.

When you have your buddylist window open, click on My AIM which is at the top. Click on Edit Profile which is the 5th one down from the top. Click next twice and then in the space provided type in your profile. To see it, click on a buddy's name, and into the box where it says To: type in your screen name and then click on the Get Info About This Buddy icon. Which is the last one at the top. It looks like an ID card.

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one of 'system of a downs' songs is called B.Y.O.B what does that stand for/mean?

It stand for Bring Your Own Bombs. It can stand for many other things:


Bring your own bottle
Build your own bikini
Bring your own balls
Stupid shit like that.

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I'm 13/m in jr high and I was wondering, how old is an appropriate age for sex? I've heard of people my age that have had sex, but I don't think 13 is an appropriate age, so..... how old should you be to have sex?

I agree, 13 is WAYYY too young.


I think that 16 or 17 would be a much better age. Or just whenever you are ready to take it to the next level with the person you love.


In most states, the age of concent to have sex is 16. That's in MOST states. Some it's 17 and other's it's 18. So, this means if you have sex under those ages, it's technically illegal.

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I am getting my nose pierced and for all those that have had it done can you tell me if it hurts or not.

It hurts a little bit when you try to take the ring in and out. But getting it peirced doesn't hurt at all. It's just a quick pinch.


By the way, may I ask why you're getting it peirced? You do know that when you have the ring in your nose it looks like you have a giant booger hanging out of your nose. A few of my friends have had theirs done and took it out because they didn't like how it looked. But I'm just curious why you want to get it done.

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my friend abby is in the tenth grade, and her older sister and boyfriend just commited suicide together on saturday(nov.5) and today..abby wasnt at school (no suprise) how long do you think it will be until abby comes back? abby is the kind of person that if she's really depressed she'll start cutting herself... how can i tell (besides the odvious cut scars)if she has?, what can i do to comfort her, (i only see her in latin, because i sit behind her, and she's a couple grades older than me, so i dont see her after school) i just dont want to make things worse for her. she's a really great person, but a little misunderstood by adults... HELP!!! any advice or help will get you a 5 cause i dont know what to do!

No one will know when she'll come back but herself. She just had an extremely tragic event in her life and there is no telling when she will be over it enough to come back out into the real world. The most you can do is be there for her and talk to her and comfort her.


If she starts wearing long sleeved shirts and tends to rub her wrists alot, then you can probably tell that she is a cutter.

If you see her outside of school, make an effor to come over and help her out with things. Just be there. A true friend knows how to be there for their friend.

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does anyone know where i can get cute quotes and things for my profile?

anyone who is helpful will get 5's!

thanks-

http://www.firehotquotes.com

http://www.wittyprofiles.com


http://www.cute-quotes-love-quotes-famous-quotes.com/

http://www.cute-quote.com/

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hey how do you put a layout on here?

You can't "put" layouts on here. You can make one by getting a paid account. http://advicenators.com/paidaccounts.php


Or you can just find a background and change the colors of your column by going to your column settings. http://advicenators.com/style.php

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We eat eggs(I mean chicken egg). Had we not eaten them, would they have given rise to live chicks? Or are they some sort of non reproductive egg?

Some eggs are not meant to turn into chickens. If you take an egg that has a chick inside, and hold it up to the light you should see a black dot in the middle. With an egg that is just a dud... and you hold it up to a light there is no black dot in the middle.


I'm pretty sure that's what you're talking about?

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You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. Only things in this room is a mirror and a table. How do you escape?

AH this is my favorite riddle EVER!!!! You look into the mirror, saw what you saw. Take the saw, saw the table in half. Two halves make a whole and climb through the hole! =)

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hey ok probably everybody has figured this out but me...lol but thats alrite wats a PSP?? wat is it and wat does it stand for...plz dont be mean:D

PSP= Play Station Portable.


Pictured here: http://www.pspupdates.com/uploaded_images/psp_black-754762.jpg

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On the lower part of the left side of my back I have this hard lump. It almost feels like a bug bite whenever I poke it, but it's just really hard. It's shaped almost like an egg. I have no idea what this is, does anyone else know??

It could be a cyst. It could be a tumor. It could be a spider bite. It could be some kind of bug bite.


I'm not a doctor, and I doubt anyone on this site is. I mean, 90% of the population of this site is 13 year old girls.


Your best bet would be to go to a doctor and get it checked out. You'll know for sure, you'll know if there is a serious problem, or if it's nothing to worry about.


But seriously, you really should go to a doctor. You never know how serious something can be.

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okay i have this account on iconator.com and i wanna comment an icon (when im logged in) and i cant find where im supposed to hit send comment or what i'm supposed to do will rate fives for anything thank you so much!

Click on the icon you want to comment


Scroll down to the bottom. It will say "Submit Comments"


Type in your responce then click the Submit button under it.


Your responces can't be that long. Because they won't fit and it will cut you off.

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When i got my belly button pierced they gave me a Captive Navel Ring. It looks like this

http://www.monstersteel.com/products/full/456.jpg

I've had it pierced for about 5 months now and everything looks good but i cant remove it. My mom wont take me to the place that I had it done because shes to lazy but i really want to change the ring.

Any help on how to remove it?

I RATE 5'S!

My friend had that when she got hers done.



Best way to get it out- Take two pairs of pliers and put it on either end of the ball. GENTLY pull the pliers in the opposite direction. If you don't do it gently, it will rip RIGHT out of your stomach.


You should ask someone to hold the ring while you pull the pliers.


Make sure you have the new ring ready to put in.

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ok well im 14/f. and muh period skips months a lot of times. i mihgt have muh period only 3-5 times a year. the last time i had muh period was in july. IM NOT PREGNANT bcuz im still a vigin. so is it normal for my age that my period doesnt come on time? is there somethin i can do ?

The first 3-4 years you get your period it will NOT come on a regular basis. Also if you are into sports ie: Cheerleading, soccer, dance, etc. it also contributes to your period being late or not coming at all.


You could take Birth Control pills to regulate your period so that it will come once a month. But of course you'd have to check with your mother on that.

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What Happend to the Site News??? There hasnt been any in about 1 or 2 months!

I had been wondering the same.



I'm going to assume that DN (DangerNerd... site administrator) hasn't had the time, or hasn't had anything to update the site with.


He's been so busy with making changes to the site, I don't think he's had the time to put up any site news. There should be some up at one point or another. Because there are alot of things being done with the site.

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I need a topic for a science project ASAP(as in tomorrow). If you guys have any ideas, please, please help!! I have to have a question in this format:
How does ____ effect ____?
an example the teacher gave us is:
how does wingspan effect the flight distance of a paper airplane?

thanks a ton!

How does the weather effect copper pennies?


How does the wind effect the tide?


How does love effect your brain? (It seriously does)

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ok, im almost 14, and my bf is 14. We do have sex, but...all my friends are saying that i should tell a councelor or someone, y should i have to tell, i mean its my personall life. me and my bf kinda look goth, i don think that helps any, but yeah. and me and him have been having sex for a while, so...its not new to me or anything. and we havent been with anyone else. so why should i have to tell a councelor??? pleeeez answer. i rate 5's for good answers.

I agree with you. Really, who's business is it that you have sex but your own? Sure, you are a little young but at least you're dating the guy. It's no one's business. If you were to tell a counselor they'd tell your parents and then your parents would forbid you from seeing him ever again.


It's no one's business. Don't tell anyone what goes on in your personal life. I don't tell anyone about my personal life unless they ask me.


But I do advise you to be extremely careful. Because if you don't want anyone to know about your personal life, you better make sure he's not silly and puts some rubber on his willy. If you don't want any miniature versions of the two of you running around any time soon.

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my guy friend..(not boyfriend) wants to finger me tonight..im nervous..i dont know how to prepare myself..any suggestions?
(my first time)

If you're nervous you shouldn't be letting him do it. He's not even your boyfriend, so it's wrong for him to have his fingers in your vagina anyway.


But hey, I can't control your life do whatever you feel fits.


But seriously if you are nervous and DON'T feel like you're ready, you shouldn't do it.

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