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I fell in love with my ex-boyfriend but I didn't realize these strong feelings until after we broke up. I told him of these feelings and he said to give it time and they would go away when I found someone else.
We continue to be friends and speak on occasion. I haven't seen him for 8 months, during this time he found another girlfriend two weeks after breaking up with me.
I have entered into a new relationship myself, but still after 8 months my ex is all I can think about and I am still hopelessly, utterly and completely in love with him and I don't know what to do about it. I do like my current boyfriend a lot but my heart is with my ex.
I have told him again of these feelings that won't go away. My head knows that we can't be anything more than friends but my heart aches for him. This time he didn't say anything except for sorry for screwing up your life.
You know that when you find "the one" you'll just know it. Well I know that he is "the one" he just doesn't know it yet.
How do I get him to realize this? 8 months later and I feel no change in my heart and soul. =(

What do you mean, "How do I get him to realize this"? He obviously doesn't feel for you the way you feel for him, and most likely he never will again. There is nothing you can do really.

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This question is mainly for the guys:

I'm female/16 and I really like this guy. He's from Egypt, but he's lived in the states now for over 5 years. He's 18, and we both go to the same school. I can tell he's starting to like me as more than a friend, but there's a problem. He has a girlfriend in Egypt that he got when he went back last summer to visit family.

Would it be completely ridiculous to believe he'd dump her if he started liking me, or knew I liked him? I mean, I know she's of his culture and he must like her, but now he's countries away, and he's not moving back to Egypt. Ever. He just visits. I'm here. And I don't want to give up on him because we're so great together. I know he likes me...

Any advice?

I mean, it is a possibility, but I wouldn't get your hopes up. He obviously really likes/loves this girl back in Egypt, or else he wouldn't keep up a long distance relationship with her.

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guys why do you like boobs so much? i don't get it, they're just like fat sacs. i asked my boyfriend and he said they were "beautiful" hah but i think they're ugly...idk can anyone answer my question? lol

If you're over the age of 18, I demand proof of "so called" boobs. If this is the case I can help with your question. If you're under 18, then just accept that guys like boobs. They're sexy. Seriously.

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19, female. i'm not going to beat around the bush; i am sexually frustrated!! the ONLY guy i feel comfortable being sexual with, i dont know if he feels the same! he's always giving me mixed signals and i'm definately not the girl to be like... "do you want to have sex already?!" haha. here are some signs he wants to sexually be with me:

1. MULTIPLE times he's randomly texted me saying "wanna fuck" and i'm always like yahh! but NOTHING ever happens, i only saw him once after he texted me and said it and nothing happened. the last time he texted me saying this was probably a month ago, maybe a little longer:(

2. my friend bought these mints at the sex store thats suppose to basically numb your mouth so you can give a guy a bj without gagging. well he is always like come on linds, lets try it! and i'm not really into the whole bj thing, so i just laugh it off and am like naaah.

3. he's tried fingering me before; although the last time he tried that was basically over 6 months ago because i always turned him down because i just wasn't that into it at the time, and it didn't feel right.

4. we've gone streaking before, just me and him. it wasnt really even streaking haha we just both took our clothes off not knowing what to do next but he makes me feel so comfortable with my body. then one of my friends took my clothes and ran with them so i was stuck with only my bra and underwear, and i asked if i could wear his shirt and he was like no! and i was sad, but i didnt know if he just didnt want me to wear it or he wanted to see me with pratically no clothes on haha. then he like picked me up and threw me over his shoulders. and we were sitting in the yard, he was fully clothed at this point and i just had my bra and thong on and i sat in his lap and it was sooo cute.

everytime i see him, i just want to jump on him. he makes me feel like that. but we are also close friends, so i dont really want to be too aggressive if he doesnt feel the same way. how can i just start becoming affectionate towards him, i already kinda am but i want him to know i WANT him. he should already know by the way i act towards him and everytime he texted me asking if i wanted to have sex, i'd say yeah. its just so confusing! & i'm DEFF. not into the whole masturbation thing. i'd rather be pleasured by a guy ha.

If you're pretty much throwing yourself at this guy and he's not taking, he must be gay. I'm sorry. What kind of self respecting straight guy is going to turn down sex? EVER? Not that there is something wrong with gay guys, but guys think about fucking girls at least 37 hours a day. If he is 100% for sure straight, like bangs girls all the time and shit, then you're either: A. fat B. ugly C. both.

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today in math class i overheard two girls talking about this overweight girl who got pregnant and they were saying things like "who would have sex with a fat person" i felt offended because i am an overweight person myself. i am hoping to lose weight and when i do, i would never make fun of overweight people because i know it hurts. and i've been there but i was wondering. do the overweight people who become skinny tease other overweight people or not? or does it just depend on their personality

I'm overweight and I mock the overweight. Who cares? It's funny.

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so i am 16/f and have never had a boyfriend. i don't really talk to boys that much and im a little awkward. but boys have liked me before and people tell me often that im pretty. how do i gt boys to like me more?

Stop being quiet and talk to them.

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so basiclly im a 16 year old girl. in an all girls highschool. and there are only about 35 girls in my grade, and like 6 or 7 of them have their little "popular clique" which i am like right on the outside of . i have known them all for a long time and i am freinds with most of them. but im not really part of their group. how do i join in? i warn you they are quite exclusive and rude.
and please dont tell me to "just be myself" because im not planning on making a bunch of ridiculous changes to fit in. i just want to join their group.
please help me!

Obviously they don't want you in. They would have invited you in if they wanted you. Why not just "be yourself" and be happy where and who you are. Why the hell would you wanna be in the "popular clique" anyways?

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so i am 5'2 and i was like 106 pounds before the summer. now i am 115 pounds and it keeps getting higher. ive been eating healthy latelty but its not helping!
how do i get back to how it was before??
is there any other explanation for this??

Eating healthy is only PART of it. You have to do regular exercise and such if you wanna keep it up. If you are working out, you could be gaining muscle.

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i really like this guy but he still has feelings for his ex. he doesntknow i like him. we spend a lot of time together and get along great. and he talks to me differently then he does with others. i mean i always thought he likes me until he randomly told me that he likes his ex ( we talk about feelings a lot)
i dont really wanna tell him i like him, i just wanna get him to like me. we've only known eachother for about a month. he gets a long great with girls so im deffinetely not the only girl he hangs out with. hes like a gay best friend but not gay haha. how can i get him to like me ?? i really like him alot. (hes been broken up with his ex for 2 years now but still likes her :/, she has a bf )

He doesn't get jealous because, well, he doesn't like you. And sorry to tell you this, but you cant do a Goddamn thing about it. He might eventually develop feelings for you, but that's only something that time will tell.

I might as well bring this up too, if he walks over to talk to you, that is a sure sign of FRIENDSHIP. Sorry, you'll have to find someone else.

Oh, I'm sorry if, "I might as well bring this up too, if he walks over to talk to you, that is a sure sign of FRIENDSHIP. Sorry, you'll have to find someone else," wasn't telling you EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAD ASKED. It didn't help you because you're upset that I didn't try and tell you ways to get him to like you. I told you the truth, you're a naive teenager, and I get a 3 rating. I hope he marries that girl.

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I have this humor piece called "Happy Holidays from Anderson, Davis, Seton, and Fenner" by James Venhaus*. I am to memorize it by the first Speech meet on November 14th at the Sierra Open. How good do you think it would be and how can I memorize it for the tournament?

*It's a one woman show about a receptionist at a law firm who is trying to get through the last ten minutes of her shift before the holidays. She gets calls from rude clients, her boss, her mother, and her best friend. (I left the boyfriend out) Funny and heart-warming

Practice it?

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I want to write a nice song, but everytime I go to write it seems like I just blank out. I want to write a song about how I feel when I'm with my bf, how in love I am with him. But when I put words on paper and read 'em out loud...I fell like it's stupid. :/ Or lame...How can I get started? I'd like to write amazing lyrics like Owl City does, or Lights. Y'know people that have such beautiful music. Anyone able to give advice whom's had experience with song writing and such greatly appreciated! I'm 16 and a girl Oh yeah I play accoustic guitar, and am learning keyboard :P

I've written a song or two (lies, like thirty or so), and here's some helpful hints:

1. Cliches (see anything anyone else is going to suggest to you on this site) are bad for the most part. You're not going to fully express your love for your boyfriend from stuff OTHER people say. I know this sounds gay and stupid, but make it come from the heart.
2. It doesn't have to rhyme. The best thing about creative writing is that it's CREATIVE! It's your song! I barely rhyme, unless it flows better. Which brings me to my next one...
3. Make it flow. Maybe it's my weird OCD with song writing, but I like to have a nice flowing syllable structure to my songs. I know this goes against creative, shut up. That's just me. A song that flows goes nicely on the ears.
4. Fuck what EVERYONE ELSE thinks. I cant express this enough. Whose song is it? IT'S YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SONG! If you like it, then what the hell else matters?!?

Now I want you to go and WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS SONG! If you get lyrics written and want some advice, feel free to send them to my inbox. I'll give them a gander.

OH! Another piece of advice. Don't try too hard. I guess it also goes along with the gay cliche about "letting it come from the heart", but if you have to put too much thought into it, you're going to force a song. Don't force, when it comes to you it will.

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I am dating a guy with a crazy ex that won't leave him or me alone and i need some musical therapy to cope :( any tunes that relate? much appreciated

1. Open up iPod or iTunes.
2. Find a band you like.
3. Pick a song by them that you like.
4. Turn volume to a suitable level for your ears.
5. Listen to song.
6. Feel good vibes coming from song.
7. Uninstall internet for good measure.
8. I win.

I'm not a loser or a jerk.

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well, i was dating this guy, josh and then we broke up nd then i dated this guy named Alex, who trun out to be a total douche and then i started dating this guy i kno from england bt i live in thuh usa bt im still dating him. He's moving here in 2010. and then there's this other guy whom i really like a lot, brett, he nd i had a fling quite sometime ago nd he told me he loves me about 20 mins. ago.. and i still really like him. bt there's a lil promblem, josh and i got back together bc i thought that there was no hope at all for Brett and i due to the fact that i thought that he didnt like me nd even when i tried to tell me , he still acted like he didnt like me :( and then i tried to move on. bt now there's this other guy Joe, he says that im thuh only thing worth living for.... i really dont kno what to do. HELP!

Someone's a sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!

Let's sum up this soap opera you call your stupid teenage life:

1. Josh: Dated then broke up with, then got back together with.
2. Alex: He's a total douche and out of the picture.
3. England guy: Wont be here 'til 2010, then why the hell are you even with him? Internet relationships are stupid, especially across oceans. You cant date if you don't go on dates.
4. Brett: You guys banged or something and now he loves you, but you didn't think he did and now you're with Josh (and Brit boy).
5. Safe to assume there's no romantic or physical tie to Joe (or is there? you seem to slut around). And you're the "only thing worth living for" in his pathetic eyes.

I'm counting numerous accounts of you cheating on people (LOL poor Brit boy, he's gonna move here from that gay country just to find out you slut around), and you being confused and young. You obviously need to stay the hell away from boys for like 70 or so years to clear your head. Tell Joe to die (not literally), ignore Brett (if you guys had a fling or whatever, he's a loser for being "in love" with you), break it off with Josh (aren't they called ex's for a reason?), break it off with Brit boy (he probably has bad teeth and obviously a bad taste in girls), and Alex is so far the only smart one since he's not (yet) involved with you anymore.

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I just went for an interview and everything seemed like it went really well. The hiring manger seemed to really like me and appreciate my experience and personality. After the interview was finished, she told me that there was just one more step, a pre-employment drug test. I told her I could infact do it the same day and she said that after I take the test (which was across town.) that they would e-mail her the results right after and she would give me a call. I know my drug test was negative, I mean c'mon! lol But the problem is its almost 6:00pm and the drug test was at 1:00 today! The hiring manager STILL has not called! Would they seriously waste money on me taking a drug screen if they were not intending on hiring me?! I'm kind of a worry wart, so to speak, and I am just freaking out a little..

OMG REALLY SHE DIDN'T CALL YOU BACK WITHIN 5 HOURS?!?!?!?

Calm the hell down. If you don't smoke pot or crack, huff paint or human shit, snort coke, take pills, or inject heroin into your ballsack you should be fine.

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I've had my iPod since 2007.
It's an iPod Classic...
Lately, it's been stuffing up.
Now, I can't sync my photo's onto it.
Every time I try to sync it a message comes up saying "the iPod "Bethany" cannot be synced. An unknown error occurred (-48)."

um...
What can I do to get my photo's back on my iPod.
I've tried resetting it and all that.
But nothing seems to help.

Any ideas??

Maybe your iPod got the dreaded disease H1IPD, and is on the brink of a pandemic that will cause the eventual demise of Apple.

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y can't i easily upload pics in facebook??? i use the simple uploader which is driving me insane.. errrr.. how do i make it fast??? need it asap...thanks!

It has to compensate for ugly people sometimes. It makes the internet cry.

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so i like this guy, but he likes this girl and shes preppy but really ugly. what i mean by preppy is that she is a label whore. how do i make this guy realize we are perfect for each other?

Well, you cannot just make him realize this. Either he's going to realize it on his own, or date this "ugly trend whore". Sorry.

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What do i need to start my acting career? i am dedicated and passionate and i will stick with this career. how do i start and what do i need? Do i need to move to LA or CA? (I live in florida.) do i need an agent, if so who? do i need a permit?

sorry its so many questions but its important.

1.) what do i need to start?
2.) how do i start?
3.) do i need to move to LA or CA? (living in FL.)
4.) do i need an agent, if so who?
5.) do i need a permit? i am 13 (minor)
6.) where are there auditions?

i have some experience and both other people and i agree i am good. thanks! 13/F

I think if the first place you went to for advice on such a serious topic was this website, you'll never make it as an actress. I don't think you just start a career as an actress like one would start their boring 9 to 5 office job. I think you either need obscene amounts of natural ability (rare) or years of schooling (less rare). I don't think some experience and other people agreeing that you're good is going to cut it. I'm sure you can find an acting school in your home town that can at least start you in the right direction for now if you're not old enough yet for classes. They can probably point you toward auditions for little things for the time being, a lot of actors actually started out with little parts in commercials. So good luck with that!

Real mature there. A bunch of X's? Are you going to do that if you don't make it past an audition?

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19female.

i'm on birth control, have been for about 3 yrs now. i was put on it by my doctor. well just about a yr ago i was put on a medication for my anxiety disorder. i've heard that medication basically cancels out your birth control. is this true? wouldn't you think my doctor would have told me this when she prescribed my medication, because she is the one i went to for both my bc and the medication.

You could always just ask your doctor. I doubt she did this on purpose. Asking a bunch of retarded teens on the internet isn't always the best idea.

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have any body had problem with sinus drain back of your thaot and keep clearing ur thoat? anybody know cured? like best one? I have try everything everything i mean. anybody who had it and not have it maybe work for me? lol. thanks

I deal with it almost every day of my life. It's not horrible. The best thing you can do is go to a specialist and all that fun shit. They can diagnose your face and hopefully make you better.

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