about

I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

i love it when this boy plays hard to get but when i can have him i dont want him AT ALL

why?!

You like the chase.

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I'm a fifteen year old girl.

I have met this guy on an online forum. Let's call him Tommy. Tommy is a sweet guy and he's 4 years older than me. I know it might be illegal. But that's not the whole point of my story. [Keep in mind that I have chatted with him online for a course of 1 year. Almost everyday.] Here are some things that seem somewhat odd about Tommy ;
1. he never offers to send me pictures. And the only pictures I have of him are about 3 or 4 of very blurry and crappy quality (seemingly taken on a camera phone with very low quality)
2. I know that it won't work out. It's not my intention to make this guy my boyfriend. Yet he gets more intimate with me everyday. Asking me things that I wouldn't even tell my own mother.
3. Almost everytime we chat, he requests pictures from me. I send Tommy lot of pictures. He can make an album with the amount of pictures he has of me.
4. It annoys me that most of our conversations are based solely on music. Sometimes Tommy won't talk about anything else, and when I offer to, he shuns me.
5. He can be very sweet, yet sometimes very bitter and mean.
6. He has an online girlfriend. And when she isn't online, I feel like a last resort to him. As if he's bored and has no one else to talk to.

I feel the need to stop talking now because this is getting too long. He constantly sweet talks me, tells me that he knows me and loves me. I know this isn't true. I hate to say it, but this guy has got me hooked.

I'm just getting really suspicious. I just don't want him to be a pedophile or anything.

What can I do?

I aplogize for the length of this.

Chances are, he is a pedophile.


The things you've told us about him are very pedophile-esque.


So stop contacting him.

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she always complained about life but she never tried anything to change it. She hated everyone. I thought we were good friends but she just wanted to go out with my boyfriend. She kept trying to break us up. Grrr Idk

No. She was a lame friend.

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ok this might sound kind of supid, but i really like this guy name chris and i meet him through myspace and i might see him thursday night, but we have things in common and all, but like i don't know if he likes me back..its just iam scared of him not liking me, what should i do to tell him that i like him, but i've only known him for about 4 weeks now and we talk to each other everyday pretty much. i just got out of a relationship so iam just looking for someone.
i don't know hes very differnet from the last person i went out with its kind of hard for me to stand up for myself in a relationship but hopefull i'll get used to it.
well i just need your adivce or oipion

My advice, don't meet this guy. You met him over the net & meeting him in person could be bad. He might be some 80yr old looking for some toddler ass.


My call? Stay away from him & stop talking to him.

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Alright, I DON'T want to know how to hack. I just want to know how it is possible. Like, this guy hacked into my myspace but he wouldn't tell me how. Is it just guessing? Or is there some website? [DO NOT GIVE ME THE WEBSITE] Just tell me if he's a freak or really smart or what.

I hacked my boyfriend's email the other day just to check it & clear it out because he passed away. In order to do that, I went on there & clicked forgot password, answered the security question which was easy & they reset it so I could sign in.


I'm not exactly sure how to hack a computer & delete files & whatnot, but I can hack emails.

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on flavor of love season 1, who won?

and also, why did they make a season 2 did the first person not work out or something? what happened with her?

thx!

Hoopz won season one. It didn't work out, and she decided they were better off as friends so he made a season 2.

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My friend's coming over tomorrow and I wanna
do something fun and not typical. She's only
staying from like 12 to 6 so it's not that long.
She's either going to my house or we COULD go
out. What do you and your friend do when your
together? And we are pretty much best friendss.

I'm not sure how old you are, but whenever me and my friends hang out, we usually go out to dinner & a movie. It's just nice to unwind at dinner & just talk & catch up, so that's what we usually do.


If we're not at dinner, we're at Starbucks or the beach. We basically just go everywhere & try to relax.

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Okay so today I lost ALL of my friends. We were in this big group/clique. They hung out today so I asked them why I wasn't included. They said I was boring and I don't talk much and they don't have any inside jokes with me so they said I can't be friends with them anymore. I can't let this happen with any other people because at home I'm not boring but then when I'm around people from school I'm shy and boring. How do I NOT become boring?! I never seem to make inside jokes with people and it annoys me! Please help. I don't wana be boring or shy because it made me lose ALL my friends.

If your friends ditch you because you're shy, then they're obviously not your friends so forget about them.


They're idiots.

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does anyone know if there are high school musical 3 auditions?

HSM2 hasn't even come out yet & you're already thinking of HSM3?


Your answer though; probably not. It has to be the original cast members everytime or it gets all shitty.

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does anyone here play vmk?

...


This isn't a personal interest site. If you actually have a question pertaining to a real problem, then ask it. But don't ask questions about what we do in our spare time.

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What are some good tips for making my boyfriend go crazy when i give him a blow job? also, what are some good sex tricks too, because i dont think im that good at it.

This dosn't qualify as a problem.


Just google it. Nobody here can really give you tips or else we'll be in some deep shit.

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how do you play hanky panky? i seen someone mention it in a answer for a question

It's not a game.

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okay like i'm not really that photogenic and i realllyyy like super badly want to be. is there any ways to like make yourself photogenic? any tips?
i hate it becasue when ever people are like lets take pictures i never want to because they always come out weird. i don't think i'm like really ugly or anything but i'd like to take good pictures.

=] thanks so much =]

No. If you're not photogenic, then you're just not photogenic.


In my book, this doesn't count as a real problem.

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As I said there's this guy and I dont know if I like him or not. I mean he's really funny, but sometimes I just hate him. He was supposed to be moving this summer so I thought I could put it all behind me. Now my friend told me he hasn't moved yet and there is a chance he won't. I don't know what I would say to him if I saw him again. What do I do if he doesn't move!?!
13/f

You either like him or you don't.


If you hate him sometimes, then you always hate him. You're confused.

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okay so. I'm a girl and I have a guy friend. and everytime we talk on msn, he starts off the conversation with "whats up" and I say "nothing" and then the conversation ends there. when he asks whats up...what is he waiting for me to answer him with?! lollll

"Nothing much, you?"


Wow. How difficult.

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my friend got this purse from a store called Details, it's small, black and white with an anchor on it, i know it comes in green too. I looooove it so much and i wanna get it but i dont think details has a website, ive looked all over the net and i cant find that purse. can someone pleaseee help me?!!!?

Go to the store & buy it.

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I've been kind of antisocial for a while and part of me is fine with it but the other part really wants it to stop.It's like sometimes I really want to talk to people and be around them and other times that's the last thing that I want.I'm afraid of looking stupid,afraid of people not liking me,thinking that if I go out with people I'm missing a chance to do something else,I think that when people want to hang out they're just saying that because they feel sorry for me...a whole bunch of things.

In the rare case that i AM in a voluntary social situation(forced ones are just a mess that i won't even get into),I really want to mingle and have fun but I just don't know what to do...can't think of things to say,don't know how to act,I just feel like everyone around me doesn't want to have anything to do with me or they're more interested in their other friends.

Could someone please tell me what I can do to just be a normal teenager instead of wasting all of my time alone?

You wanna know how to be social?


Open your mouth.

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well theres this kid ive liked, but i dont like em anymore cuz he was bein a jerk to me. but today when my friend invited em to house of guitars, ive fallen for em again.its like i hate em til i see em again and then im fallen.bbut the problem is i have a boyfriend, and even tho hes never around cuz hes in the marines i love em to death. help!

I'm not sure where you are, but I know the original HOG is in my city.


If you really "love" your boyfriend like you say you do, then you'll back off this guy. If you continue to like this guy, then dump your boyfriend. He could probably do a lot better considering he's a Marine.

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Im goin into 5th grade and im scared and i dont know who and what class im goin to be in what should i do??

If you're in 5th grade, that means you're about 9 or 10. You have to be 13 years old to be on this site.

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i have alltel, and i have 1000 texts per month. does that mean i get to send 100 texts? or when i recieve texts does that count as part of my 1000 texts? i hope that makes sense. like lets say somebody texts me and i have 1000 texts, then do i have 999? or does it only go down if i send a text?

If you have 1000 texts, and someone sends you one, I believe it does go down to 999. Then when you send one it goes to 998 & so forth.

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