♥[?]♥ hey i just wanted to know if there is anyway that you could let people not see what your rating is? like take it out or something... anyone who can tell me how i'll give a 5 thanks
You can't, sorrie. =/
♥[?]♥ hi this may sound stupid but was is a dildo and vibrator used for?
thx
They're devices used to peak sexual arrousal. They're simply pleasure tools. Vibrators can be rubbed anywhere on the body, but when it comes into direct contact with the 'privates' it results in an amazing climax. And a 'dildo' is an object that is inserted into the vagina. Make sense?
♥[?]♥ hey does neone know how to do the heart things on a myspace? i know its like ♥ .. but im not sure.. can sumone help me? thanks a ton!
Yep; it's just ♥
♥[?]♥ hey. I know this might sound weird, but reading about yourself I think you could help me. I really want to kno just how to give head a handjob. Like how to do it and the motions. I already kno what they mean but I'm looking towards more and how to do it. I kno it might be nasty, but also no you might be able to help me.
Thanks
Heyyyyyyyy, haha... you've soooooo come to the right place for this! ;D
It's not haRd. Just don't think about it befoRe hand, because then you'll stRess youRself out. And don't pay TOO much thought to it WHILE DOING IT. Just kinda, go with the flow, if you can undeRstand that?
TO GIVE A ***BLOWJOB***...
Just take it in youR hand and kiss all the way down the side, and lick the undeRside - they have a majoR vain theRe and it's VERY SENSITIVE! That usually dRives them wild. Then suck on the head a bit.. bRing it in youR mouth until the head is entiRely in.. then bring it out and lick the outside a bit. And usually guys like if you play with theiR balls; but not all do, so staRt to gentle massage and fondle them, and then ask if he likes that... Eventually you'll staRt bRinging him all the way in youR mouth as much as possible, and all the way out -- it's not as complicated as it sounds.
---SPIT OR SWALLOW... honestly.. they like when you swallow. It makes them feel masculine and in contRol.. like.. "oooh.. this bitch is all oveR me", kinda thing, you see? As faR as taste goes.. it honestly DOES depend on the peRson; so I can't say much theRe. Sometimes it'll be okay... sometimes soo yummie, and otheR times so nasty it'll make you wanna fRicken puke [in my peRsonal expeRience, that is] EveRy guy I have EVER known likes when they swallow, so tRy that, definitely. And if you don't like swallowing.. you don't have to do it again, just make shoRe you get the entiRe fiRst load down. Any guy who is even a QUARTER of a human being won't be upset with you if you don't swallow. If someone gets mad oveR that, they obviously hold NOOOO Respect foR you, and this is a sign you need to DITCH THEM IMMEDIATELY!! And noooooooo.... it does not make you sick. And nooooooooo you can not get pRegnant. And theRe isn't Really a bad side of swallowing. And if you weRe to spit... just spit it out. Plain and simple. Don't make a hawking noise.. that's uncalled foR. I guess it's easieR to just lightly "spit" it out of youR mouth only faR enough to Run down youR chin.
---ANOTHER NOTE... when peRfoRming oRal sex.. STD's aRe DEFINITELY POSSIBLE!! Many times people aRe wise about this and use condoms. These condoms aRe the same as that of condoms you would use duRing sexual inteRcouRse. Condoms nowadays come in many diffeRent coloRs, textuRes, flavoRs and even glow in the daRk. You could have fun with it!! And that could also take caRe of the spit oR swallow dilemma. I'm NOT tRying to scaRe you, I just think it's impoRtant you know the possible consquences of youR actions. I've included a link all about STD's and theiR pRevention. Please take a look at this and think haRd on whetheR pRotection is something you choose to use oR not.... http://www.epigee.org/health/stds.html
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TO GIVE A ***HANDJOB***:
It's pRettie simple. FIRST, I suggest you ask him HOW HE DOES IT.. just to get an idea of what he likes. And noooo this won't make you seem lame oR inexpeRienced at all!! DiffeRent people peRfeR diffeRent things, so even if you've given 3243475 handjobs befoRe... ONE PERSON might not do it the same as ANOTHER PERSON, so always always ask!! But you just gently gRab ahold of it, and slowly, at fiRst, move youR aRm up and down, in time incReasing the speed.
-- TIPS: they like if you'Re naked, oR at least topless... it's a gReat visiual and helps keep them eRect. They also like talking diRty. So don't hold back on that. Just tell them it's nice, it's big, how good it looks, and how bad you want it. Then you could tRy talking about how much you want theiR load, and wheRe it's going to end up [meaning: napkin, youR mouth, youR face, etc.]. And theRe's absolutely NOTHING wrong with putting youR mouth to it and swallowing his 'finishings'. NOOO, you CAN NOT get pRegnant, and NOOO you will not get sick; it's actually healthy -- high in pRotein. And the taste honestly DOES vaRy fRom peRson to peRson, so no one can tell you how it will taste. OR, if you'd RatheR.. just let it come out as it does... like on youR hand wRapped aRound him foR instance; theRe's definitely nothing wRong with that!
-- It's pRettie simple. The only pRoblem you might Run into [which you moRe than likely will] is that youR hand will get tiRed; and this is fine. Guys can do it foR long peRiods of time, because chances aRe that they've had yeaRs of pRactice, and this would be youR fiRst time, so they won't be suRpRised oR disappointed. Just if that DOES happen.. don't give up oR keep saying "I Can't", that's a BIG tuRn off!! Keep tRying, and if needed, have him do it foR a couple seconds while you stay Right theRe and watch. It's honestly not a big of a deal oR hassle as it may sound.
*I seaRched online foR you if you feel you need moRe infoRmation. PeRhaps you might like to check this site out: http://sexuality.about.com/od/masturbation/ht/handjob.htm It goes into a tad bit moRe detail on HOW TO DO IT, I suppose.
I'm shoRe you'll do fine. :) It's honestly no biggie. I wish you all the best of luck, though you won't need it! =D Hopefully I have been of at least SOME help heRe!! Know that if you eveR need anything else... I'm always heRe foR you!! :D
♥[?]♥ i have small stretch marks on my boobs, that are fading, but still there. what is a guy going to think of me when he goes up my shirt?! is their any way that he will not notice? what will he think about them?
If he's even a QUARTER of a "man" and ANYONE WORTH YOUR TIME.. he won't care. And if he's not a fucking idiot, he should know that MANY girls have stretch marks on their breasts - it's just a result from which the speed they grow, you see? MANY women have them; so don't feel too bad about it, huh. :)
♥[?]♥ alright i dont have a dog. and if i did, why would i feed him catnip? but how else was i supposed to get you to read mine instead of all the others? :)
well heres my query. one day i was searching for video codes, specifically one for Fallout Boy - Saturday, and i found this one site. it was pretty cool and it was a columnist site. and this girl would help people just out of kindness. from what i was reading, she was alright i guess. i wasnt planning on trying to "pick up" or anything, just trying to make a few 'sane' friends. would it be ok for a guy like me to ask her email? and what would she say back to me?........you dont have to post this. just send me an email if you are curious and dont usually get messages like this. how often does some random funny 'surprisingly cute' guy send you a message? =) smuda13@aol.com.....i still want the code for that music video.....btw, my names jake. if you wanna know more, you know where to go. later.
Let me first start off by saying that little entry and topic sentence made me smile seriously wide. But you should know that I'll answer every question every time. I do appreciate nice ones like this though, thank you... :D
"Query", wow.. I'm impressed. Big word...
Wow, uhm.. I'm a bit confused by this question. So this lady is a columnist?? And does she list her email on her advice column?? They DO offer that option, ya know... I wouldn't suggest sending her an email right off the bat. I notice you have AOL/AIM by your email address. I suggest you Instant Message her instead. Hopefully she'll be polite to you; I don't see why she would be anything otherwise - you seem like a fun, polite and friendly gentlemen nearest I can tell. As far as what she would say back to you? Who knows? Why not try and find out?
And Jake, I spent about 45 minutes trying to find you that music video code you so desparetly require. I'm sorrie to say I simply could not find it. =/ Just know that I gave it a truly heart felt attempt. I found the video code for "Sugar We're Going Down" [or whatever it's called.. haha]. However, I'm shore during your search you also ran across that one. Regardless, you can find the code at:
http://www.offuhuge.com/v3/downcat616.html
Sorrie I couldn't be of more help to you, but I wish you all of the best of luck on your search, should you choose to continue.
And maybe I *don't know "where to go"???? Enlighten me, please, Sir?
♥ Mackenzie!!!! ♥
♥[?]♥ *well my ex boyfriend is coming over tomarrow and i made him a scrapbook of all our memories cause i want him to know how much i still care about him! he has told me 3 times since we've been broken up he loves me and hes said he misses me all the time! but theres also another girl that he likes and im trying to pretty much win him over..but anyways..i was just wondering if you had any ideas on how i could do like a scavenger hunt kinda thing to lead him to it cause i want this to be special!!! please help asap! thanks!*
AWWWWWWW!!!! Well that's sooo sooo sooo sweet of you to make him a scrap book!! How lovely!! I'm shore he'll adore it!! That's a wonderful gift; very nice idea!!! :)
And not to insult you, but you can not like TWO people. Period. Plain and simple. Just like that.
If he DOES.. then he doesn't like EITHER of you ENOUGH!!! You shouldn't have to "win him over".. he should be so head over heels that he's begging at your door!! If he really "loves" you like he says he does, he wouldn't like this other ho, because no one else in the world would be able to even COME CLOSE to comparing to you, and living up to what the two of you have together!!
Just think about that??
And sorrie to disappoint you, but I don't even know what a scavenger hunt is. I've never been able to understand the concept of it. I looked online for details about WHAT it is to think of some ideas, but even with the explanation infront of me.. I didn't even understand WHAT it was, ya know???
So PLAN B: I looked up some websites for you. I'm not shore if they even HELP any, but I figure LOOKING AT THEM wouldn't do any harm, ya know???
- http://www.getromantic.com/romance/content.shtml?romantic_ideas/scavengerhunt.shtml
- http://scripts.lovingyou.com/mdb/search.cgi?mdb=ideas&cat=lovehunts&pg=2&rec=10
- http://www.lovetheoutdoors.com/camping/kids/scavengerhunt.htm
- http://www.stretcher.com/stories/01/010115a.cfm
- http://meetingsnet.com/ar/meetings_hunting_new_ideas/
- http://oregonstate.edu/dept/eli/eisen-eli/swartzfager.html
- http://www.romantics.net/lovetips.html
Sorrie I can't be of anymore help to you. I wish you the best of luck though.. both with the hunt, and your relationship with him.
Also, if you would like some more ideas, you could try asking VBALLBABE021 -She's a genius, and full of corky ideas!!
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♥[?]♥ what are some things i could do to flatten the lower party of my belly up?
A few good activities that can simply assist in poRpoRtioning the body in it's ENTIRTY would be anything that gets the blood ciRculation goin', such as jogging, jumping jacks, jumping Rope, and walking, and bicycle walking. Also, 'tis the season of wateR aeRobics, and they will woRk like a CHARM!!
And if you'd like to taRget youR tummie specifically, tRy doing a couple hundRed sit ups oR cRunches. I know, I know, I know.. 'a couple hundRed' is A LOT, but if you bReak it up into sessions, it's not that difficult, tRust me. I'm the Queen of lazy fuckeRs, so if I can do this, YOU can do this! :P
♥[?]♥ I like this guy, a lot. But my best friend likes him too. I'm 13 and I'm a girl. And he is almost 13. We're going into 8th. And he likes me. But I don't know how mad my best friend would get if she knew that i liked him or i went out with him. Help?
I've been in this situation, only it was my friend's ex, whom she still liked.. haha. Honestly, I just went right ahead and dated the guy. Lasted almost 8 months; so it was an okay relationship.. :)
But uhm, think of it THIS way...you know if **SHE** were in YOUR shoes.. she would definitely go out with the guy. And you can't blame her TOO much there because you simply CAN NOT live YOUR life for OTHER people, ya get what I'm sayin'??? And if you ask *ME* for MY opinion... I think it would be down right SELFISH of your friend to get all pissy if the two of you went out. She's your friend.. she should want the best for you!! And a 'friend' who DOES NOT want the best for you.. is NOOOOOO 'friend' at all!!! To be perfectly honest, I don't think you should feel bad in the slighest bit if you and this guy get together!
Why don't you just try talking to her about it?? Just tell her how you feel about him, and how much it would mean to you that you have her acceptance and blessing with this whole thing. Hopefully she will understand, and realize she would do the SAME thing if she had the chance.
However, if she simply CAN NOT bring herself to agree with this.. then you must decide whom means more to you.... this guy, or your friend. =/
You could also take a big risk and go out with him regardless of her feelings, and HOPE that she'll still be there by your side... that's what I did. She was pissed for a few days [4 or so], but she cooled off, and later she was totally cool with it.
I say you have a lot of thinking to do. Hopefully this has been even the tiniest bit of help!! I'm here if you need anything else!! Goodluck deciding!! Hope all goes well!! ♥ ♥ ♥
♥[?]♥ where's some place that i can get some cute backgrounds for my xanga? thanks!! =)
Uhm, I don't know any off hand. If I'm ever in need of one I search http://www.google.com under "FREE WEBSITE BACKGROUNDS". I did look up a few for you, though I'm not shore you'll value any of them, but here goes:
You could also try searching Xanga. I'd link you to some right now, but the site is having difficulties. You can look yourself, or maybe ask me later on tonight?
Hopefully this helps you; goodluck on your search! :)
♥[?]♥ what does it mean to "take a facial"? i think it's related to blowjobs but im not sure.
Yep! It's when a man 'ejaculates' [better known as "cums"] on your face! Try it, it's HOT! ;D
♥[?]♥ well..i rele like this guy..who happens 2 b my x..nd i kno he likes me bak..alot! but i think were both still alittle shy 2 go bak out..any suggestions?
God, quit being so lame and sex him already, Jesus.......
♥[?]♥ i have to pick between two things i reslly love a dog or a laptop what should i choose?
Uhm, I would hope you'd choose the dog.....
♥[?]♥ is it true that if you sleep without ur bra on that you breast will grow bigger faster???
Sleeping with a bRa on does NOT enchance -OR- decrease bReast size.. :)
Yepp.. get RID. You can find it in gRoceRy stoRes and local dRug stoRes. :)
♥[?]♥ how can you qet an std if you use a condom while giving head? i rate high!!!
It's unlikely WHILE using a condom. HoweveR if it bReaks... theRe COULD be consequences..
♥[?]♥ i want a new screen name and i want it to be summer-ish any ideas becuz i can't think of any??
i rate 5's :)
Hmm, let's brainstorm here:
-- x3 mySuMMeR SaSS
-- Fancy fLip fLops
-- bLonde Beach bum
-- tiCkLeD taNLiNes
-- TaTTeReDtwoPieCe
-- oO ridinwaves Oo
-- oCean xXx breeZe
-- LoVe my TANLiNEx
-- x3 StyLiN ShaDeS
-- LeiSureLy LayS
-- oOsuN ur buNzOo
-- LoveLy OceanView
-- x summernights x
Hopefully this gives you something to run off of! :D
♥[?]♥ ok lately i have been feeling really horny and i don't know what to do with myself.I don't have a bf and i am 16/f . I don't know how to masterbate either because i don't want to stick things near me. what could i do? Also when a girl masterbates is she suppose to have an orgasim or is that only in sex??? what about cumming? does she cum after masterbation?thanks
MastuRbation is simple. TheRe isn't much of a way that someone could NOT KNOW HOW to mastuRbate. You just Rub youR hand oveR youR 'pRivate paRt', and theRe ya go! TheRe's nothing wRong with inseRtion, but if you'd RatheR not inseRt objections, then that's fine too. You could always tRy humping a pillow, oR gRinding against youR bed. You could also simply Rub youR legs togetheR quite fieRcely oR massage the clitoRis gently.. all you have to do is move youR fingeR oveR it quickly. And yes, a giRl *can have an oRgasm fRom mastuRbation. And yes, unless you don't finish.. you *will 'cum'. :)
♥[?]♥ what are some things to do on the internet when your stuck inside and verry bored cuz of like a rainy day or something?
HeRe's a few websites foR ya:
-- http://www.illwillpress/vault.html [MY FAVORITE!!]
-- http://www.xanga.com
-- http://www.joescartoon.com
-- http://www.neopets.com
-- http://www.facebattle.com
-- http://www.funnyjunk.com
-- http://www.rotten.com
-- http://www.candystand.com
-- http://yourmomgoestocollege.com/
-- http://www.thespark.com
-- http://ww.quizilla.com
-- http://www.videogameflash.com/keatonworld/strawberry.html
Hope that helps!! :D
♥[?]♥ today i had pop rocks and soda and now i'm being told that it's bad for you and i'm scared something is gonna happen to me!! what, if anything, is going to happen to me?!
I've heaRd that it's best NOT to mix the two, but I know nothing BAD will happen to you; Relax, it's fine! :D
