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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ i need to find a job fast! im so boredd at home

does any one have any advice on how and what i should do?
Well if you're on the YOUNGER side, the best thing I can suggest would be delieveRing news papeRs, and maybe [if you'Re 14-15+]doing some woRk at a libRaRy oR animal hospital - though they may see that as volunteeR woRk and you wouldn't be paid.. HoweveR, you'll neveR know until you ask! Also, you should check with any little local antique stoRes oR Mom & Pop pizza houses. Also, I know Wendy's and Subway hiRe at *15. I would say tRy theRe, but being summeRtime, I'm shoRe they don't need any undeRage helpeRs, ya know?? Aside fRom that, theRe's babysitting. TRy making a bunch of flieRs and distRibuting them on the bullentin boaRds at youR closest couple of gRoceRy stoRes; fRee advceRtising -- that's what it's theRe foR. HoweveR, baby sitting is a seRious matteR. Make shoRe you know exactly how to peRfoRm CPR on infants and toddleRs in case of emeRgency, and once that is all settled, you can add that to youR Resume. Call them cRazy, but paRents aRe moRe likely to give you theiR business if they feel theiR child will be safe with you... How about selling things on EBAY? Also, lawn mowing! BIG money to be had theRe; geneRally $10.00 - $45.00 peR GOOD sized yaRd. Best of luck to you!! :D

♥[?]♥ anybody know the name of teh song that goes i need a dime thats top of the line cut face small waste with a big behind? and who sings it :)

thx
The song is called "BADD", and it is performed by the YING-YANG TWINS. It's on their "U.S.A (UNITED STATES OF ATLANTA)" c.d.


LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/yingyangtwins/badd.html


VIDEO can be seen at:
http://music.yahoo.com/ar-297727-videos--Ying-Yang-Twins

♥[?]♥ okay im 13/f and ive kissed a few guys but i've never made out but i want to but i dont know how.. please help
It's difficult to tell you HOW to 'make out', but I found a website that thinks it's capable of doing JUST that: http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/ Goodluck!! Hope this helps!! :P

♥[?]♥ omg i cant think of it! okay in the beggining he talks like "oh s**t im high" and then it like goes into song! omg i cant remember it! please help
You need to provide more then THAT, Hun..

♥[?]♥ hey, i'm a fourteen year old and i've never kissed a girl in my life, idk how, and i'm too shy to do it, a lot of people think i'm good looking and i've had a lot of gf's, i've just been too shy to do it, and i don't know how, so, yeah, any tips?
This isn't a big deal. Why do anything?? But if this helps you feel betteR: I have many fRiends who aRe 20 - AND OLDER and they STILL haven't eveR had a Relationship befoRe!!!! Honestly, theRe's no Reason you should woRRie about this. Just because some of youR fRiends might have done ceRtain things does NOT mean you should have alReady done them also!! You'Re only 14 - you have PLENTY of time still. TRuthfully, it's NOT as big of a deal as you might assume. But it's difficult to tell you HOW to kiss. HOWEVER, I found a website that thinks it's capable of doing JUST that:
http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/
Hopefully this helps you some!! :D

♥[?]♥ ive never made out with a guy im 14
and i dont know how can any one help me like what do i do and how and please no rude comments and answers

thx in advance
This isn't a big deal. Why do anything?? But if this helps you feel betteR: I have many fRiends who aRe 20 - AND OLDER and they STILL haven't eveR had a Relationship befoRe!!!! Honestly, theRe's no Reason you should woRRie about this. Just because some of youR fRiends might have done ceRtain things does NOT mean you should have alReady done them also!! You'Re only 14, Hun - you have PLENTY of time still. TRuthfull, it's NOT as big of a deal as you might assume. HoweveR, if theRe's someone you know well and may slightly like, and you figuRe he just doesn't feel the same, then you *DEFINITELY* need to confRont him on this. Just be bold, be honest, and go foR it. It's the *ONLY* way to know FOR SHORE if he likes you oR not; you can *ASSUME* he does all you want... but you'll neveR know exactly how he feels unless it's coming stRaight fRom his lovely face. And if you'd like to spRing foR new guys entiRely, just tRy going up to one and giving it youR all! Just RemebeR to always be confident, and to SMILE, SMILE, SMILE! See, I have NOOO pRoblem appRoaching people, because I believe that I can do anything, so I just push my feaRs aside and go foR it!! I'll walk up to some man in the mall and tell him flat out, "You'Re hot"... and it always gets us talking. Why does it always get us talking?? Because confidence is sexy, and confidence shows. It's just a good ice bReakeR, you see? And even if he's involved, oR not wanting a Relationship at the moment, any man who is a QUARTER of a man will speak with you foR just having enough guts to go foR it! I have complete faith in you; and I think you should too. But to answeR youR question, it's difficult to tell you HOW to 'make out', but I found a website that thinks it's capable of doing JUST that:
http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/
Goodluck!! Hope this helps!! :P

♥[?]♥ whats a site to get really cute love quotes and stuff to put in your aol profile 14/f
You'Re BOUND to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xOnlyxQuotesx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx


Hopefully this helps ya!! Happie hunting!!

♥[?]♥ iS THiS LEGAL ??
If you take it from the internet WITHOUT paying for it.. IT IS ILLEGAL!

♥[?]♥ WHY D0 ADVICENT0RS CALL IT FEEDBACK.. ME AND MY FRIEND WERE JUSTTALKING AB0UT IT AND WE D0NT KN0W ! THANKS IN ADVANCE ♥
The word "FEEDBACK" means a response to an action.


You GIVE advice, and the person who asked the question RATES you based on how helpful they believe it was to them. Make sense? :)

♥[?]♥ My boyfriend's away in Europe right now & he will be for another week. I'm missing him like crazy & I can only talk to him online because longdistance is expensive. What can I do to get through this time? Any ideas how to get my mind off missing him?
Sleep a lot. Spend as much time out as you can. Try playing some games, [online or otherwise], it will make the time fly by quickly. You could also rent some movies to occupy yourself, and do some cooking maybe? :D

♥[?]♥ ok.this is something i've always wondered. when girls aren't around what do guys talk about?. haha i know its a gay question. but i've just always wondered that. ill rate you a 5 =) =) =)
Sports, video games, work, females, and sex.. o.0

♥[?]♥ I was downloading a musci video thing fro, limewire and i was just about to watch it when these windows popped up saying like STOLEN. And all this stuff and it was really weird like i Stole it or something. Am I gonna be in trouble or something?? Cuz im kina scared. lol. Please help! xoxo
Maybe?? For now, I wouldn't worrie about it.. don't work yourself up over nothing. Wait and see, I guess.. =/

♥[?]♥ tell me im beutiful.. just tell me im beutiful god damn it! free 5s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL god why am i so pretty?
You're BETTER than beautiful.. you're STUNNING!

♥[?]♥ I just got a new dog and it is about 2 and i wanted to train it cuz its kinda hard with its jumping and stuff to be on my family all the time can anybody give me some free dog training tips sites plz and thanx
I searched online for you, and I came up with a couple of websites I think you should check out:
- http://101-dog-training-tips.com/Dog_Training_Tips/Tips_1_32.shtml
- http://101-dog-training-tips.com/
- http://www.thepetcenter.com/gen/training1.htm
- http://www.dog-breeds.net/Housebreaking.htm


Hopefully this helps you some.
I wish both you AND puppie the best of luck!! :)

♥[?]♥ Hello, I was wondering if there were some long term effects of going on "the pill"? I've checked the Planned Parenthood site, it doesn't say anything about long term effects, only side effects in taking it.

I've also googled it without a credible website, a lot of them are personal websites or something of the sort.

Does anyone have a website that they know of that I can find this information?
Well I searched online for you, and I came up with a few websites that might be what you're looking for? I suggest checking them out:
- http://www.sexhealth.org/birthcontrol/pill.shtml
- http://www.sexinfo101.com/bc_thepill.shtml
- http://www.netwellness.org/question.cfm/32372.htm


Hopefully this has been of some use to you!! :D

♥[?]♥ who wants a 5?! tell me im skinny and ill rate you a 5!! lol.. god im cute.
Seriously.. I'm sooooooo jealous of your body...

♥[?]♥ alright, i HATE my church. there is this girl rachel who is like...really mean to me. she even locked me in a suply closet once. i want to go to a diffrent chruch. every time i tell my mom that rachel is mean she just says i need to have a better attitude. rachel even told everybody that i was a slut. so now no one likes me. how do i tell my mom i want to go to another church?
Holy crap!!!!!!! I'd punch Rachel right in her fucking fat mouth!!!!!!! Why do you put up with that shit??? You DON'T need or deserve that. I'm astounded that you let it slide. Honestly, if *YOU* don't stick up for *YOURSELF*, don't be surprised if others don't. [That wasn't meant to be rude, just tellin' it how it is....]
I wish you the best!!

♥[?]♥ ok can you please tell me what
-Giving a head
-dry humping
-handjob
-fingering??
CAn you please tell me...thanks
"GIVING HEAD", [which is Oral sex, but more properly know as FELLATIO] is simply mouth to penis contact. Basically, you use your tongue, mouth and lips DIRECTLY ON your a male's 'private parts' to make him feel good, commonly as a result of an orgasm and ejaculation.


"DRY HUMPING" is when both partners rub and grind their bodies together, often times in a humping motion, while partners are clothed.



A "HANDJOB" is when an individual grip's a man's genitalia in their hands, and moves their fist in an up and down motion [sometimes side to side, depending on the male's perferences].



"FINGERING" is when fingers are inserted WITHIN the vagina.. simple as that.



Hopefully this clarifies!!

♥[?]♥ ok. i dont get it. you kno how it feels good for us girls to be fingerd well sometimes. when the guys do it arent they bored. or grossed out. because they want plesure to you kno?
What the fuck kind of question is THIS?????? This is dumb! First of all.. what the hell is with your HEADING??????? Who the FUCK do YOU think YOU are to talk to the people of the site in such a manner???? Get a life.


Maybe if you ask this a bit nicer next time people will care enough to help your lame ass.



HOPE I HELPED!!!
LOVE YA!
*SMOOCH*

♥[?]♥ Lately whenevr i eat pizza i get an upset stomach. I just ate some cereal with milk and my stomach is upset. I don't think i'm lactose.. but is this normal??? the pain is like squeezing and bloating. or like twisting.. (if that makes sense) thanks
You need to find out what foods are doing this to you. Wait two or three days [or until this pain goes away]. Then eat some milk and cereal. If the pain comes back, rest up a bit. Then try it another day. You see, you need to keep consuming the foods you SUSPECT to find out what it is that's making you so ill. If this continues, I strongly suggest seeking a medical opinion.
Feel better! :D


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