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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl. So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!
I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!
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i just fingered myself and didnt feel anything special...so i was wondering what is supposed to happen?
You're supposed to open a magical portal to lands unknown.
Im a teenage girl and at times i feel so emotional. Like i think im so ugly and i just feel like crying. I get mad that i dont go out like every other teenager and guys think im cute but i dont believe it because i dont think i am. I dont know why i feel lii=ke this i guess i just dont want someone to tell me ur ugly or something and then stop talking to me. Please help what can i do so i wont feel so depressed at times.
Why don't you go out like other teenagers? Guys think that you're cute, you could be going out with them instead of having a pity party with yourself as the only guest. You're not ugly I'm assuming, so stop grasping at attention and be social. You're the only person bringing yourself down.
Awww reality isn't good enough for you. Fine, keep being lonely and sad and wondering why you don't go out.
If a guy sticks it in you but doesnt cum.. can u still get pregnant?
Yes, there is such a thing as pre-cum and it does contain sperm so there is a possibility. Is it likely? No. Should you still look out for any signs of pregnancy? Yes.
so i did a piercing my self in my ear *cartilage* lyke 1 week ago i did it with a neddle i desinfect the needle and//all but when my dad found out he got pissed nd told me to take it off and so i did.i took my piercing out and slep with no piercin in my ear for 1 night.. then ma dad said it was ok so i put it back in and now that i put it back it hurts lyke hell and it iches soo bad!!! IS IT INFECTED OR WAT?
HELP!! and if is infected what should i do?
what should i do to stop iching?
what would happen if my piercing is infected?
OMG! I GOT LOTS OF QUESTIONS!!!
helllp!! pliiz!!
thankzz
Itching isn't a sign of infection, redness and puss (if you wake up and there's crusty shit all over it) are a good sign. If that is the case, just take care of it. My ear gauges got infected, I just took extra care cleaning them for a week. Make sure your soap isn't scented, ocean water spray helps, and going to a professional the next time you decide you want a piercing is also the greatest idea I can give you.
i suspect my husbands gay. how can i deal with this if it is true?
Just think, instead of the awkward divorce, you guys can go look for guys together. He might even be able to make you look super fabulous.
Like most teenagers.. I'm looking to make a few bucks.
first of all, if you didn't already know- teenagers are busy. I don't have much time to get a job. I'm involved in 2 sports, plus i've got loads of homework each night. i'm taking advanced/enriched high school classes and even a few college prep courses. if i did get a job, i would work 1 or 2 times per week.
there aren't any kids in my neighborhood so i can't nanny or babysit. my parent's friend's don't have any younger kids. I've thought about a garage sale but there's seriously nothing in my house people would want. my parents are neat freaks, so i'm pretty sure any junk we have has already been thrown away. I've tried online surveys which will pay you, but its really hard because each survey takes about 30 minutes and you only get 1.50 for each survey. and i don't have that much time/patience for 1 stupid survey. i've tried selling things on craigslist like movies i don't watch or video games my brother used.. but no luck :(
anyone have any other ideas? thanks! oh and i'm 18 years old and a girl. the only work experience i had was an assistant coach for a youth sports team, and a summer sports camp counselor for kindergarteners.
Check around town, there are always places looking for part-time workers. Restaurants and movie theatres especially. They get those really busy times and need people to help out.
I'm a totally awesome computer fix-it type who has been awesome at my work for about 11 years.
The problem is that the field is flooded and while it's certainly got jobs, there's an industry-wide push to make it abhorrent. For example, I worked for a place who thought I didn't process jobs quickly enough because I preferred to be more thorough with customer backups. IT departments and turning to outsourced workers in order to shrink their budgets. In short, with all these shrinking prospects, it's been terribly demoralizing for me.
On the other hand, I've been improvising characters in Internet games and radio shows, as well as writing a lot of stuff. I volunteer as a puppeteer, and when I slip into a character (it's hard to believe, but) I think like that character. I also did some pirate radio a while back, and it was a lot of fun!
So here I am, at 29, contemplating whether to take a drama course or to make it a 4 year program in broadcasting and theatre. I know enough to temper my expectations; I don't expect that I'll be the hero in some Saturday morning cartoon, but even if I wind up writing in a cubical, I BELIEVE IN MAHSELF!
The question I have to the rest of y'all is: Does it make sense to leap into college or university in order to change the track I'm on? What options exist for someone winding down a soul-crushing IT career in exchange for a (greener) dramatic arts career?
Dude (or female version of dude), you're 29, that means you still have a long God damn life ahead of you. If finding a career that makes you happy makes sense to you, then I think you didn't even need to ask the question to begin with. It's going to be a risk, and may not even work out, but at least you have something you're good at and still like.
I know two guys that I like, but they are so different! One is funny and I have fun with him a lot, but the other is so imaginative and sweet! Who do I choose? The first one teases me, but I know he likes me, but the other is close to my personality, but I blew him off without meaning to! Please help me! P.S. I am pretty young and female.
Whichever one has the highest chances of being successful and making lots of money so you can sit around the house all day watching gay women's programming and spending his hard-earned money on make up and clothes that cost at least 4000% more than they need to because they can.
so basically me and this guy josh have been dating on and off for several months.
im always the one dumping him.
but recently we've been talking ALOT, and acting as a couple over the phone.
he tell me all the time how much he likes me and how hes gonna ask me out. but i tell him i want to hang out first. i do like him, but im not sure if its in the relationship kind of way.
im not physically attracted to him, but i do like his company.
im going on a camp very shortly and im worried i will hook up with someone and he'll find out.
i dont want to hurt him but i dont want to loose him either...
please help me!
So he tells you he's going to ask you out, but doesn't, you're not attracted to him, and you want to hook up with someone who isn't him. Sounds like you have the freedom to do whatever the hell you want, and your business is a giant case of not his. You cant really just not do stuff because you don't like him. He can either take it like a man and accept that you don't want to be in a relationship with him, or he can cry and you can hook up with guys who aren't basically girls.
Im 13 and my friends talk about their girlfriends quite often. they ask if iv'e got a girlfriend and I reply "iv'e never had one".
WHY IS THIS!
I'd say the obvious answer is that you haven't asked out a girl yet, but maybe I'm looking too deep into this one.
Well me and this guy plan to have sexx in the summer time and i trust him and all and he even says he loves me more than anything but we are both virgins i was just wondering is it good or bad to to have your first time with a virgin?
Because many of my friends tld me its a bad idea.
So can you help me out?
I'd say do it. If you guys don't stay together forever (hell it's 2011, no one does), you can know for at least one part of your life, you were the best someone has ever had.
okay so theres this guy in my grade (8th) and i really like him but idk if he likes me we have known eachother sice 5th grade but now we are starting to get closer and idk if its just better friendship or something more? should i ask him out? i kinda want him to ask me. how should i act around him? should i flirt? i really like him
Then ask him out. The worst that could happen is he says no. Or gets really awkward around you for the rest of forever and never wants to talk to you, and avoids you and such, but that's a worst-case scenario.
When a guy asks you to drip him off, what does that mean?
It's not on urbandictionary.com, so the guy is probably just stupid and you shouldn't touch him. Go find a less dumb guy.
Long story short, I asked a friend to prom who wasn't my boyfriend. The Thing is, I knew my boyfriend didn't really want to go, although he offered to take me. He hates dances and wouldn't enjoy himself, I didn't wan't to force him into a situation that makes him unhappy. We also have a long distance relationship, so I would have to pay a lot more money to take him when he wouldn't really want to be there in the first place. I genuinely thought that he would be relieved not to go, but I made the mistake of assuming he would be okay with it. However, when I told him he was really upset. We have been going out for almost a year and never fought until now. I feel terrible and want to make it up to him more than anything. Please, I need some advice on how to fix this ad apologize.
First of all, no shit your boyfriend got mad. You should have talked to him about this first. I'd be pissed off as all hell if my girlfriend did this. Secondly, how long distance of a relationship is it and why the hell are you having one in high school? Weirdo. Thirdly, I'd talk to him about it, apologize, and see what he wants you to do. It's sometimes hard to find a way to fix something without talking to him. If he doesn't want you going with a guy, then don't. Maybe he'll come down to see you, maybe you'll just have to go with friends. Remember, when you're in a relationship every action you do can affect two people, so you always have to think about what's going to happen to the other.
can you help me write a letter to my bestfriend which is leaving today ?
Dear best friend,
I am so saddened that you are moving to (place). I am really going to miss all the fun times we had watching movies/hanging out at the mall/sticking fireworks in the neighborhood cats/making fun of poor people, and all the times we talked about hot guys/hot girls/hot transgenders/hot inanimate objects. I hope the move goes well and you don't get hit by a drunk driver/have a tree fall on you/get eaten by a T-Rex/spontaneously combust, because I would really sad/torn up/mad/happy about that. I hope you make lots of friends and hope you stay away from drugs/sex with random people/Mormonism because I don't want to visit you and find out you're high/pregnant with STD's/going on a mission. So I hope you think about me all the time because I'll think of you/never think of you/forget you in a week. Hugs and kisses/punches to the face!
Your name.
what do i do if my crush doesnt know if we should be friends
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I starting working in a legal firm as an Executive Secretary to a Partner for nine months. On the outset, it was exciting as I am working in a new environment.
As months passed, work scope changes and it is not the same as what I was being told during the interview. Work scope increased and so are responsibilities. I started to think and asked myself if I should look for another job.
In addition, my boss sucks. He is a petty, cautious and with a suspicious mind. Throughout my working experience, I have only met lady bosses who are petty but not man. As such, my work gets tougher.
How do I approach my boss to speak to him about my work scope, without making matters worst?
Wait, so you're expected to do more work because everyone else has to do more work and you want to leave? I'm sorry, but it sounds like you're being lazy. The rest of the world has to work, and so do you. They're not treating you badly by making you work harder, and if you want to try and get a job in this crappy economy, then fine. Do it. Have fun with that.
There is this guy I like. He is very good looking and popular and I know a lot of women would love to be with him. I see him always looking at me but he does not say much to me but he does not seem to have difficulty talking to other women. This makes me think he does not like me because i feel that since he is a good looking guy he should not have not have a hard time talking to me. Am I wrong to think that?
Guys are not complicated people. We either like you, don't like you, or like the idea of having sex with you but not really liking you. There is no other possibility. Guys only like sex, sports, video games, beer, and killing animals. So if he's looking at you, but not doing anything, maybe he's thinking about how nice it would be to get in your pants, but worrying you'll become clingy. That's bad. I'd say just stay away and find someone else.
I'm constantly suprised that I actually look good.. like in all honesty. But then I seem to forget and feel self conscious and like I'm ugly or something.. fu390urqprfpcaspfka. i guess i have low self esteem now but idk. What can I do about it? It's even been hard for me to accept compliments sometimes. I don't want to be cocky, and I really don't like cocky people. I see beautiful traits in all people, but idk.. I guess I think a lot of negative thoughts like people are thinking about me in a negative way and ugh.
You have an incurable condition called "being a girl". Scientists have been trying for many decades to fix this problem, but they always come across the same conclusion: We need females to help populate Earth. For whatever reason, a girl's mind adds 20 pounds and a hideous face. In rare cases, the opposite occurs, but this is thankfully rare and easy to cure with a little medicine we like to call "reality". You look in the mirror, you know you're pretty, people tell you, just tell yourself you are.
recently i asked a question about this boy i had an major crush, Kyle. i really like him and still do to this day . well yesterday he didn't go to skater city and it was crazy boring , so i Texted last night said ' you should be happy you didn't come ' he said ' why ' i was like ' it crazy boring ' he said ' haha ' and i was like ' hahaa , thats not nice' and that was the end of our conversation he still doesn't noe i like hi
but i just don't want to tell him , and then he will probably think im a creep . this always happen to me i Have a crush on a boy and realize why are you trying your ugly . so i just feel like i should give up on love because i feel Gur never going to work . people call me pretty etc still i don't see when it comes to boys . its like if im not ugly than why cant i be happy in love .
The answer is simple: Fucking ask him out! It's 2011, and if women want such things as the right to vote and equal pay, they can go out and ask a guy out once and a while. If he says no, then you have that sense of closure. If he says yes, then booya you got yourself a man! Or boy really, but you know what I mean.