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If you have sex, you're eligible to be pregnant. But only if you're a female,of course.There's no set age to lose your virginity, chances are you'll end up regretting it sooner or later. I don't know if he or she likes you. I can't tell from where I live. If you need to lose some weight, run, excerise and eat right, but you can't lose 30 pounds in a week. Please don't ask me questions like that, I've answered them all in the paragraph you just read. Thank you.
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Ok im 13/f and my bf and i are really close weve been dating for 2 year now and we are pretty sure were in love with each other...For REal...and its so weird because when we are just hangin out with all of my bf's friends we are like allways fooling around with each other and like kissing and hugging and i feel sorta..turned on...and i like wanna touch him and stuff...but then when we actually wanna take it a little further he starts putting his hand down my shirt and feeling my boobs! and i chicken out...what can i do to make my boyfriend feel that i want to be like sexually involved with him but i dont wanna be like all the other girls and a "whore" and just do it all at once?

please help i rate fives! (link)
Ok, this is ANOTHER case of a 13 year old girl getting in over her head. First, at 13, you're not in love. You believed in Santa Claus 5 years ago, you're not in love. Second, it's normal to be turned on when you're kissing your bf, he's prolly pretty turned on, too. When you say you "wanna touch him and stuff", what do you mean? His dick? Sex? Hand job? Blow job? You're nervous b/c you don't want him to think you're a ho, and you're not if it's been two years. But you're also nervous b/c you know at 13, it's too young to mes around with shit like that. Just enjoy being a kid.


My boyfriend and I have been going out for a year and a month, on Decemeber 15. We are always together, and I think that I love him. I know it's like, oh your a child you don't know what love is, but I really do believe that I am in love. We were laying on my bed on each other and I was thinking about how I love him, and I was about to tell him.. I asked him what he was thinking about, and he said, "I love you." It was like so strange though because I was just about to say the exact same thing, but anyways.. Wow, totally off topic. I'm 13, and whenever we are making out.. We get a little too into it, I suppose. Where it gets to the point when it's "dry sex", or having sex with your clothes on.. Yes, I know it's weird.. But, I feel the erge to want to have sex with him, and go farther, sexually. I am only in 7th grade, so of course I don't want to go that far.. All I have done with any guy is "feel up", because I refuse to go farther.. He was trying to finger me and I wouldn't let him. Basically, I am trying to ask..

Would it be wrong if I had sex with him?
I don't think I am ready, at all.
I could be wrong? Maybe, I am.
But - I am scared that next time we hook up that it will go a little too far.
And it's not like a 10 second hook up, it's more like 10 minutes.
Really, how far is "too far"?
I believe feel up is far enough for 7th grade.
But I'd love your views. (link)
I can tell you're not ready just by looking at your question. Essentially you're asking "How can I tell him no?" And that's what you should do. I know this is gunna sound repititive, but you're only 13. Sex is pretty serious and you really are too young for that. You shouldn't be having sex, unless you're ready to deal with the small possibility that you could become a parent. You ready for that? Just enjoy being a kid. You'll get older soon enough, trust me. You tell this guy no by simply saying "I don't mean to hurt your feelings or anything, but I'm just not ready to do this with you or anybody else yet."




You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. Only things in this room is a mirror and a table. how do you escape?
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I knew the answer to this "riddle", but I'm going to give you a different answer. First I will ask a question: How did you get in the room? There are no windows or doors. How did the table and mirror get in there? How did the people who put those things in there get out? How did God create the universe? The answer: Just drink alcohol. Answers will come to you. And the real answer is look in the mirror, see what you "saw"..... blah blah blah.




You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. Only things in this room is a mirror and a table. how do you escape?
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I knew the answer to this "riddle", but I'm going to give you a different answer. First I will ask a question: How did you get in the room? There are no windows or doors. How did the table and mirror get in there? How did the people who put those things in there get out? How did God create the universe? The answer: Just drink alcohol. Answers will come to you. And the real answer is look in the mirror, see what you "saw"..... blah blah blah.




You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. Only things in this room is a mirror and a table. how do you escape?
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I knew the answer to this "riddle", but I'm going to give you a different answer. First I will ask a question: How did you get in the room? There are no windows or doors. How did the table and mirror get in there? How did the people who put those things in there get out? How did God create the universe? The answer: Just drink alcohol. Answers will come to you. And the real answer is look in the mirror, see what you "saw"..... blah blah blah.


when people say word what are they replacing ? what does it mean ? yes I know im kind of slow when it comes to these. I'll rate (link)
It meanms like what's up. Or yeah I agree. Its stupid. That's what it means when I hear it.


I'm a guy. Will running or doing other cardiovasuclar exercises be bad if you did it while wearing cold gear under armor inside a building? Thanks - will rate. (link)
No.


okay, well .. the other day my boyfriend was hanging out with my EX & they were talking about me .. ( even though my EX`s new girlfriend was there ) but they were talking about how thier other friend lost his virginety .. & all the stuff .. but then they were like " oh was she shaven " & then they asked me EX if i was .. even though he never got in my pants .. but claims he did ( & i`m not mad that he talks about it .. i actually find it kinda funnyy ..)
mmkay, well, anyways.. i really don`t know where to shave.

so, i guess what i am asking is, where do i shave if i want to shave " down there "

mm, thanks. i rate high =] (link)
Your pussy hair sweety.


so lately i have been thinking that im fat and when i eat i feel real bad. i havent really ate anything in the past 2 days and i want to go anorexic. i know theirs a better way to lose weight then that. what should i eat and what exercises should i do and for how long?
right now i do 25 sit ups in the morning, then after i eat dinner, usually from 6-7 i ride the gazelle for 30 minutes and then i get on the bike and go 8 miles. after that i do 25 situps. then right before i go to bed i do 30 sit ups. is this enough? (link)
Eat sensibly(not a whole lot of sweets but just regular dinner,lunch, breakfast)and don't go anorexic. You're getting plenty of exercise. Just eat and don't be a skeleton, you'll look way more gross that way. A chunky confident girl is sexier than a unconfident thin girl.


hey im a girl and im 15 and im sooo mad @ myself! okay so here's the story... i was talking to my boyfriend last night and he randomly brought up the fact that i dont compliment him enough...hes not the first boyfriend ive had that has said that to me..WHATS WRONG WITH ME?! i felt soooo bad after that i couldnt even talk and i know he knew somthing was wrong...i mean i didnt even notice that i didnt compliment him enough till he mentioned it i thought everything was fine so it was like omg wow i must really suck!...its like, somthing that i ve noticed that in most of my relationships i havnt been doing a whole lot of and the guy brings it up it just crushes me and makes me feel so bad/sad/mad...what can i do to change this?!!?! i dont wanna be a bad girlfriend...and this is really making me feel like i am...please help me! i'll rate if that'll motivate any of you to...lol im desperate... thanks!! (link)
Guys are even more insecure than girls are. We mainly want reinforcement that we're totally awesome. For instance, if he's looking hot, tell him. Like his shirt? Tell him. Liked the date? Tell him. A guy just needs to be told he's doing a good job every once in awhile. Or he could be usong this b/c he knows you'll feel guilty and he just wants to sleep with you. It's a possibility.


if anger sin, why do we have a "wrathful god"
if jealousy is a sin, why do we have a "jealous god"

hipocracy on the churches part?

what about the crusades?
the witch hunt?

is this the basis of a good religon? (link)
Don't ask shit like that.


Ok for starters, here is some brief beackground information:
New Girl= Katelyn Everyone likes her (almost everyone). She dresses like a hooker *lol*. She has all the guys tied around her finger. And The worst thing yet. She sat in MY Lap! :|

I was sitting in Gym and the girl comes up to me and wrappes her arms around my neck and sits in my lap! So I said "Kayelyn I'm Not That Way!!" and She said "I'm not either!". So she got off. Then About a couple of minutes later she did it again. What can I tell this girl? I'm a GIRL! I'm Not Bi, or Lesbian I am STRAIT!!! (link)
You're being stupid. Girls hug, hold hands, and even kiss and that doesn't mean they're bi. For guys, it's a different story. If she starts rubbing your pussy, then you have problems.






















































































































i weigh 200 pounds...and i'm 15 and a girl is that fat? ((this is serious))
please help♄

i dont want advice on how to lose the wieght, cause i didnt ask for that advice.i just want to know if that is seriously overweight. (link)
Yes.


there is this guy that i really like alot. i think he likes me. but im not sure. we have kissed. it seems like everytime he comes over he always kisses and hugs me before he leaves. when hes on the phone with his sister which is my best friend he almost always tells her to tell me hugs and kisses from him. and the other night he gave me the necklace he was wearing for no reason. he said * merry christmas for me to u* we flirt. and it seems as though he gets flustered around me. he told his sister he thinks im beautiful. and we've had sex once. but does me like me more than a friend? its been so long since ive had to think about this stuff. someone please help! (link)
Well hell he ought to like you as more than a friend. Sounds like he does to me. If I had to bet, I'd say he did. He did bang you, after all.


I am a girl age 15.
Few days back in school , when we were near basketball courts , I tried to pick my key chain from the floor, I could not control myself and farted loudly. It was a sudden incident. Six boys & girls were there all noted it and laughed, I was very much embarrassed and ran away from there. I am still upset. I told this to my elder sis, her first response was also a laugh. She tried to convince me that its natural and can happen with any body, she told me that once this was happened to her female teacher also. But I am still feeling guilt. Please advice me.
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Don't feel guilt about farting. Everybody does it. I do it a lot. The key factor here is to not take it so seriously. You farted. You didn't break the law, you did however break wind. Laugh about it and go back to class monday. Of course, your friends will never let you forget it.


I can only reach orgasm (either from masterbating or oral sex) when my legs really straight, have lots of muscle tension, and are touching the floor. Ive tried to practice with them bent but I just can't get off that way.

It makes me sad to think I wont be able to have an orgasm during sex because i can't keep my legs straight and close enough together. My boyfriend thinks I'm weird. Is this normal? What could I do? Why am I like this? (link)
Well I really don't know, but there are a few possible possibilities. The muscle tension might increase your sexual arousal and you feel like you'd rather do as much of the work as you can instead of relaxing and letting him do it. You probably can get off the other way, you're just not used to it. You may think it's dirtier in your subconscious mind. It is a weird problem and I can't say that I really know the answer. Call that old chick on oxygen on Sunday nights. She'll help you.


Help me figure this out! TRAIN ACCIDENT! There are 87 passangers and none have major ingeries but 2 are dead on the police report. How is this (link)
They died before the train had the accident. Heart attack or something else.


Is there any chance ofit snowing in california this christmas season?? i just moved here and was wondering. ill rate 5s (link)
Maybe in northern california. In the mountains. But not in los angeles.


Hey guys,
I was hoping someone could help me with this math problem. I should probably remember how to do this stuff, but I'm stupid so I don't know how. If someone can, please explain how to do it. I would really appreciate it! Thank you so much!

Math Problem: The ratio of good guys to bad guys was 16 to 3. If there were 48 bad guys, how many good guys were there?

Thanks again! (link)
9. Multiply 16 by 3 and that got you 48. Multiply 3 by 3 and you get 9.


What do I do when my mom tells me that I'm the cause of all of her problems? (link)
You say how full of shit and stupid that statement actually is. Besides, she fucked your dad and had you, so isn't she indirectly the cause of all her problems?




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