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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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i like this girl but i dont know if she is going out with any one and if shes not then how do i ask her out (link)
hey do you have a boyfriend? no? hey great me neither, wana go see a movie with me?

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hey do you have a bf? yes? oh ok


Hey. Umm well I just started cutting and I don't want to cut my wrists because people will see the marks but where else would you suggest?? (link)
on a cutting bored, on a tomato, on a cucumber, on a steak. cutting yourself is bad find some other way to sublimate your pain. i find coming here to help otehr people quite helpful


I was on Weight Watchers and I am now down to my goal weight (125 pounds). I want to stay at this weight. I was having 20 points a day (about 1,200 calories). I am a 5'4 female...by how much should I increase my point intake to stay at 125 pounds without gaining or losing? (link)
2000 Cal a day=no weight change assuming regular activity.


ok is it weird for girls to bite guys lips? cuz usually guys bite mine but iv never bitten theirs... and what about running my tongue across my bfs teeth when were making out? my firend told me thats good but i dont know... please help ill rate hi and if u guys have any other ideas please tell me! (link)
do not i repeat do not run your toungue over his teeth. the bitting of the lip thing is hot though jsut dont bite too hard.


ok im a girl and i get turned on very easily i guess because anytime i guy touches me in the right way or kisses me or sometimes holds my hand i get really wet "down there".. is that normal for girls to get really wet at the smallest things an to even get wet?! (link)
wow i wish it was. it fairly rare but its nothinq to worry about


i am so confused rite noww! Im goin out with this kid, but im kind of gettin bored with him and he is getting bored with me i can tell! And my best guy friend likes me! I just found out but i dont like him in that way. Then, my ex - boyfriend from like the beginning of LAST YEAR says he wants me back and i do but my friends tell me i shouldnt go out with him cuz there was a rumor he cheated on me with a girl from another town ..i like some kid in my class but i dont even know if hes single and i dont want to let everyone else down so what do i do?! thank you!! ♥ kelsey (link)
find out if the boy in your class is single if he is go for him


How do you give oral sex to a guy? What if the guy is really small would it be really wrong to just walk away? (link)
you put it in your moth press your toungue up agaisnt it and move up and down. yes its wrong to walk away if hes small wahts the difference to you if its jsut going in your mouth?


How would a girl know shes turning you on especially if you try to hide it off?.. is there a certain something that turns guys on? xxOo plz & thank yOu (link)
anywhere you touch a guy it feels good. if youre there hes turned on.


So Im really starting to develop a thing for a friend of mine, but it gets even worse than that. Im 18m shes 15f its not a huge difference but still. She also has a boyfriend putting me in an even tougher situation. Im also pretty sure she doesnt even think of me in anykind of romantic sense, even if she didnt have a bf. I really dont know what kind of advice to even ask for mostly im jsut venting and seeing what kind of comments/advice im gonna get. (link)
wow that sound like a tough situation to be in man. are you sure she doenst think of you romantically? some times guys dont notice the hints. my suggestion is dont mess with the relationship, you say your only developing a thing so my suggestion is to focus on another girl, unless you really like her in which case wait for them to break up, wait a week or two, and go for it


My family believes very strongly about lots of things. One of those things is legal marajuana. They think if somebody in the USA wants to smoke pot, let them. Pretty much everybody in my family smokes pot except for me. I'm 15 years old. I think they're wrong. I don't think pot should be legal because it makes people do stupid things. But so does beer and other alchaholic drinks. But they're legal. So I think maybe they should not allow alchahol or pot. I'd like to point this out to my family but I don't want lectures. What should I do?

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eh get over yourself and smoke some weed. nah jsut kidding you dont have to but see you choose not to, and your family choose to. theyre gonna smoke wether its legal or not so it would be better for you if it was


My favorite pants have a hole in the crotch and the fabric is worn thin around the seam. How can i fix the hole without sewing. I have tried duct tape and safety pins already. Do you have any ideas? (link)
you could try jsut wearing htem on occasions where you would need a whole in your pants ;-) sewing is really preatty easy, you could ask you mom to do it for you or something.


My boyfriend keeps asking me 2 give him a hand job. I tell him maybe later, or make up another excuse. But the truth is I've never given one. My question is how do I give a hand job? And how would I know if he's enjoying it? (link)
it depends on if hes circumsized or not. if he isnt then you jsut grasp it in your hand on the top half and start moving it up and down. vary the pressure and speed to see how he likes it, just down go down to far or you could rip the foreskin. if he is circunsized you basically do the same thing except you need to lube up your hand first, spit works well in a crunch.


I love to masturbate, I can't stop, and I don't know what to do..should I try stopping? Is it okay to be "turned on" all the time? At least twice a day...im 16 (link)
well you can get a guy to help you out, i volunteer. yes its okay its normal your body is going through changes. masturbation itself is perfectly healthy however it can turn into a psychological problem called obsesive compulsive disorder if your doing it like 5 times a day.


Does anyone know how many hits of acid can be taken at once, as in a maximum without over doin it? Thanks
ten (link)
one. seriously even one youre asking for trouble my friends brother was on an acid trip for ten years becasue of an overdose.


my computer works like a piece of crap. its really anoying, and thats not the worst part, i really really really really really really really want aol instant messenger.i had it but then my dad was like "it ruined are computer" when it was his kazza that gave us viruses. any way the only time i can ever go on is the rare occasion when
i visit my aunt and i have to share the time with my sisters. i know this is a dumb question but i really really really miss aim! thanks! (link)
does he still have kazaa? use it to download crap and ruin the computer even worse, then tell him that it couldnt have been aim. search for love letter virus that will erase all pictures on your computer and turn all music files into hidden files and make copies of the music files that have the virus in them. you could also try downloading trillian, its a chat proggram taht can talk to aim, msn, and icq. im not sure where to find it but anarchillist uses it shoot him a private or just use google.


I have been going out with my boyfriend for almost 2 months now, which isnt much, but his birthday is coming up very soon and i dont kno what to get him. What do i get?
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clothes? gift card? a car? lol a video game? really you need to know what hes into and so would i for better suggestions.


well... i seem to be having stomachaches very often. And not just lately, it's been almost forever and i'm getting kind of tired of it. it's always after i eat, every time... and it doesn't matter what i eat. typically greasy foods and fattening foods. i feel like i'm going to throw up, and sometimes i do. I don't know what it is! I have a healthy diet and am happy with my wieght. i dont know what is wrong or what's causing it. anyone with any advice, PLEASE help! i rate 5's. (link)
tums, does wonders for me whenever i have a stomache ache. you can also try rolaids they dont work quite as well but they taste alot better.


ok, if this makes any sense, plz help. what are the levels in a relationship? i know there's like friends, dating, kissing, french kissing, etc, but what's after that? (link)
after the etc? by deffinition etc includes everything. after frenching is heavy making out while your on top of each otehr and stuff. then comes dry contact (over clothes) of genital regions (including boobs) then comes under clothes grabing (such as boob massages, hand jobs, fingering) then oral to genital, and then genital to genital. if you need me to explain it any further shoot me a private question.


does anybody kno anygood rap or disco songs? (link)
there arent any


I have a friend who told someone I like that I was a slut, stupied, a freak, and a lousey girlfriend. only because I went out with him for a long time and then we broke up. I have no idea of what to do to get him to like me agian. Please help me (link)
if he thinks youre a slut he probably likes you more.




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