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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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my b/f wants 2 make out in a few days.. how do you make out again cuz i havent made out in 3 years? (link)
wtf? how do you forget how to make out? just put your mouths together and massage his toungue with yours. seriously it would have been less embareassing if you had jsut said youve never made out.


does anyone have any quotes about life or things like that to put in infos? (link)
lifes a b**** and then you die so f*** the world and lets get high.


What do you do with your hands while you are kissing/making out with a guy? (link)
puttin them down his pants would probably be the best idea


How do I tell my boyfriend I want to wait to have sex until we're in a not so public place? (link)
"im not a kinky slut who likes doing it in public" should cover it. really hell be happy enough to be having sex hell do it anywhere


how can you tell that a guy wants to kiss you? thanks (link)
if you arent ugly then he wants to kiss you.


i like to look at girls bodys..like boobs..butt..and girls online.does this mean i am BI?i never made out with a girl but i almosted did..i made out with a couple of guys..and i like guys but do i also like girls?

please help (link)
it measn youre bi-curious, you just dont know yet alot of people go through it. alot of girls like to look, it gets more bi-ish when you acutaly start wanting to make out with girls or wanting to have sex with them


I hate to go to work and it interuupts with my school. Is there any way for me to make money form the internet? Is there a way that i can work at home from my computer? It does not have to be a lot of money. (link)
Start up a nice webcam site, takes almost no time and youll make lots of cash.


Is Codeine bad for you if you take it when you don't need it, like if you take it just to get high or whatever? If it is bad, what does it do specifically that is harmful? (link)
wtf? you can get high on codein. and if you take too much itll knock you out. it isnt really bad perse but anything is bad in too large of quantities. jsut stick to actual drugs if you want to get high.


okay i liked this kid named hector a long time ago and know im goign out with this named hugo but know hector wants to do shit with me but i dont know what i should do cuz i like hugo alot weve been dating for more than 3 months and hugo had fought with hector for me well what should i do???????? (link)
duh dont cheat on your bf.


ok there's this new kid in my skool , nd he's in everyone of my classes, nd he chose to sit next to me in every one of them. but the thing is i lik him , and he's alwayz flirtin wit me , nd i flirt bak. but when he came here , me nd my b/f juss started goin out,nd som1 tld me tht he liked me bak. and everyone says tht we would mak a good couple. but the other day my best friend saw my b/f kiss his ex-gf , nd he said he didnt,so wut should i do? Should i break up wit my b/f , nd go out wit the new kid? or Should i give my b/f another chance, nd juss be friends wit the new kid? nd im 13/f
Signed really confused (link)
everyone says? popycock rumors. do you trust your bf? if not then waht the hell are you doing with him in the first place? thats what it comes down to, no he wouldnt deserve another chance. so if you believe him stay with him if you dont dont.


i am a 21yr old female and have a huge sexual disire for sex everyday cn not find a man to satisfy me i need help... (link)
find two guys


ok im 13 and i wanna no should i care what people think? theres a guy i really like and he asked me out but he's like a 7! i need answers! (link)
looks + personality=a constant. you will not get a guy who is both a 10 and nice and sweet. so you have to decide whats more important to you.


i love masturbating. does anyone know any good techniques i am female. by the way is it wrong to have you dog like your pussy. (link)
yes thats wrong. ill edit in some tecniques later today don't have time right now


im mad scared of spiders and the other day my math teacher threw a dead spider on my head and i was freakin out and cryin and i told the principle and now the teachers caliin me a liar ugh i hate him (link)
werent there other kids inthe class room? anyways thats pretty crazy to make up so the principle will probly believe you.


I have to sell these gold cards for a fund raiser at my school for us to go on a trip in may... and I sold 4 today but I still have to sell 6 more in order for my whole trip to be payed for and these things are kind of hard to sell b.c. they are $10 each..but they have 142 discounts in a 90 mile radius that u can use as many times up until 10.31.05... any ideas as to where i can go to sell them? (link)
go to a store taht it gives a discount to and go up to people with full shopping carts and try selling it to them.


Okay.. I know if you make yourself pass out for extended amounts of time it can cause a lot of damage to you.. but what if it only lasts for 5 to 10 seconds? How much damage can that do to you? (link)
not much, assuming you dont do it too often, its called trasnining. are you pressing on the chest or chocking? because chicking can actualy hurt you but pressing on the chest (rigth on the end of the sternum) is fine.


what does 69 mean? (link)
a 69 is when you and a guy give oral to each other at the same time.


ok im catholic and im also 14/f...i dont want to be bi but i feel like im turning to do so, though i like guys a lot... me n my friend were joking around and my mom said i better not turn bi or any such, though 1/4 or so of my friends are either gay, bi and les...what r signs that ur turning bi...can someone help me? (link)
you dont want to be bi, but you are. i can see how taht is a problem based on your religion telling you taht its a choice. experiment with a girl that is either bi or lez, if you like then youll know that you are bi. my friend was kicked out of the house because her mom read her diary and found out she was bi, my advice would be not to come, i know that may sound wrong but its preatty specific to your situation. sicne you mention bieng catholic im guessing you go to services and such and i honestly feel that if word got out about your sexuality in the church your safety could be in danger.


Ok I am freaking out right now and I really need help! Today During dinner I accedentaly spilled some of my milk on my MP3 player that I got for christmas and it was a lot of money! Well I just went to go turn it on and it's not working! What should I do! How do I get it to work! Please help me! (link)
buy a new one (preferably at a costco)
put this one in its box
return it saying it doesn't work


mp3 files are music files, and you can put those on cds. You can also put mpg or mpeg files on CD's and view them in your DVD player as videos/music videos, etc. What are wmv files? What can I put them on to view it on my DVD player. I downloaded a bunch of Degrassi episodes and they're in wmv mode and I don't know what to do with it. Can I use a CD rw or do I have to use a DVD rw?

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im praetty srue they dont work on most DVD palyers since mine had this big thing on its box about being able to.




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