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Hey, My name is Ryan, And I will be your shrink for the day, I have 18 years of life experience, trust me I have been through it all, loss, births (no I didnt give birth silly), Parents divorce, my own bad relationships, I have fixed heaps of relationships, basically, I'm the one who will lay it out straight! if you dont want the answers everyone seems to give like those stupid answers that never really help, then come to me, I condone the realists approach, the ways that REALLY work :D so ask me about ANYTHING..

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id he cant trust me and hes already in love with this girl.

what the fuck is your question you fucking moron!

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wut does it mean when a guy says im not some 13 year old who's balls havent dropped mean..?

it means he is 12 and has no balls :)

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ive been with my boyfriend for 7 months now.
his ex gf is still in love with him and wont leave us alone. he feels guilty for leaving her for another girl and she wont stop trying with him. help !

He left her for you.. you are a mean bitch and you will burn for all eternity for ruining that poor girls life.. BEG FOR FORGIVENESS!!!

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does anyone know any exiting mastrubating techniques that can make you organism?

No amount of masturbation will ever make you an organism... and exiting where? do you masturbate whilst exiting a bar? or exiting your car? YOU SICK MOFO!

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i like this girl but i dont know if she is going out with any one and if shes not then how do i ask her out

you go up behind her.. grab a boob with your left.. and an arse cheek with your right.. and she slappa your face :P

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Hey i need some info on teen pregnancy like web sites or hot lines i could call..or even to chat with someone who has been through it !! help me please!

punch yourself in the stomach.. free.. easy.. abortions :)

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well im goin out with this guy my mom hates and i mean she really hates him.... and she wants me to stop seeing him but i told her no and i got into this big fight with my mom but i really like this guy but my mom thinks hes not right for me.......what should i do??? ive already tired telling her how i feel about this guy but she wont listen

Shoot her.. then shoot yourselves.. the world would be a lot less painful without you in it!

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I have really bad grades and until there up i have no life! i have a boyfriend who now thinks im asking him for a break when i said i need to focus more on school, my friends are getting mad at me because now i cant hang out with them and i can only have 30 min on the phone and an hour of t.v! how can i get my life back with doing better in school i get home a 4 every day and i need a schedule so i can get my life back!!

Kill your parents.. if you dont want to.. im sure there are some psycho killers around you town ;)

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hey guys! um me and my twin sister got a postcard in the mail for barbazion modeling. it said that there were open call auditions. i was just wondering if anyone knew anything about it. like how much does it cost? do you need any experience? so, if you know anything ,please help me! thanx! (p.s. i went on their website, but i couldnt find anything!) thanx!

Its fake! they are just messing with your minds coz you are ugly skanky whores ;)

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ok so a tv show i saw a cook have chicken with chocolate sauce onthe plate, i thought would this be weird? How do u think this would taste? Would it be ok if i cooked it for my family one night? the other part of it is that it was a pile of chicken in the middle of the plate and the chocolate sauce was around it with roasted peppers on it, was the chocolate for the peppers or the chicken?
Thanx sooo much! MWAAAAHZ I rate high
~^*^NAOMI^*^~

the chocolate is to drown yourself so we no longer have to look apon your lame questions!

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what should i do to get abs? i mean, im very skinny, but i just want to tone my stomach. what is the quickest and most effective way for me to accomplish this? please be specific. thanks

kill yourself!

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i dont get it y do we all have 2 deal with crap from our exes some1 help im me i cant take it he treats me like shit!!help me please i dont know what to do anymore because it gets on my nerves and then hes going out with my best friend or ex best friend and its pissing me off and i have tried talking to both of them but it doesnt help at all and i think she knows she is pissing me off real bad!!!and it hurts though ya know?someone help i rate fives and fours at the least!!

I think you should become their slave for all eternity! you have no right to walk among this earth as equals to them! he has every right to treat you like shit.. and all you gotta do is TAKE IT!

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Well I have been going out with this guy for about a month now. Well I was a a party and I wanted to go over to my old b/f's house which is a really great friend too and say hello. :P Well when I went over there I realized that he had moved. And it crushed me soo much. But I dont know why. Maybe it was cause I never got to say goodbye or I still had a thing for him. And that sux to even say that. Cause I am happy with my b/f I have now. I wanna know so bad where he went cause I would still like to keep intouch with him. But what I wanna know is that is it bad to think that I may still have a thing for him?

Of course it is bad! you shall be cursed to eternal damnation! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FORGIVENESS!! BEG!!

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Alright my friend is so happy with her boyfriend they have been together for 5 years and are getting engaged... well whenever i hang out with them i kind of get jealous and sad because the way they act.. i wanna be loved too.... and i love this one guy, not my friends boyfriend another guy. and he acts like he likes me I mean holding my hand kissing me... ect. But... it makes me want my guy even more when I am with my friend and her boyfriend... I miss him so much.. but I dont wanna make my friend mad what should I do??

ok.. that is the WORST sentence structure ever.. so the first thing you should do is take English 1.01 then rephrase the question so we actually know what your asking.. to me.. it sounds like you wanna shove your finger up your friends arse whilst giving head to her boyfriend.. is this right?

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Ok heres the deal, i like this guy. i liked him ever since i saw his face. he has the cutest face ever!!! i dont know how to tell him. my frend and i lyk always talk about him and while hes in the same class. Im kinda like not popular but he is.. i dont know what to do!!

take a knife.. and hold it to your wrist ;) there is no point in pursueing someone who is popular when your a loser babe.. so.. yeah..

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my bf wants me to record myself on tape of me doing anal on myself untill i have an orgasm but the thing is i can't get anything thicker than my finger up my arse and i do it for about five minutes and i don't get to the point of orgasm.
is it just because i'm not doing it for long enough or do i need to put something bigger in.
please help.
signed allover
ps. if a boy does the samething will he still get an orgasm

My God!!! Thats just sick!! i mean.. the only thing thats ever going to be up my arse is shit! your fucking feral and you boyfriend is perverted! eww i cant say anymore!

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i'm forteen and i have never really had as serious boyfrined. Is there something special to look for in a guy? How do i know if hes the right one??? help please

OMG, Come on! your only 14, since when did you need a serious boyfriend at 14? I bet your still a virgin too.. just hop around and fuck every guy you see.. k?

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this kid started liking me about 2 or 3 weeks ago. he used to say wicked sweet things all the time like how perfect i was and he'd never do anything to hurt me. i really started to like him too. we went to the movies and kissed and stuff and we kept talking and he told me he never met anyone like me and i meant so much to him. wel about a week ago, he stopped saying all this stuff and i just got the feeling he didnt like me anymore. my friend told me she talked to him and he said he likes me still he just doesnt want a g/f.. and idk he told me he loved me and i dont understand how you say that then 2 weeks later you "dont want a girlfriend" i really wanna tlak to him but i have no idea what to say/ask or if i should even talk to him about it at all and just wait things out for a while?.. please help & thanks a ton in advance

he thought he loved you.. but then the lil fucker realised he was gay.. how sad for you -_-

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how is a good, healthy, and quick way to lose weight?...like 20 pounds or so? (not atkins)(or Jenny Craig)

there is no quick and healthy way to lose weight you fat lazy mole.. just work hard and itll go..

although..

there is one really quick way to do it.. its called the knife and bleeding arm technique.. its really simple.. first you grab a knife.. then you slash your wrist.. in a matter of days.. you would have lost 20lbs and more :P

jks

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ok i am a guy and i need advice from the other guys no stupid answers please.

ok well i am a guy and this is going to sound stupid but i have alot of pubic hair down there and i need to get rid of some of it because there is to much so how do ypu trim it so there is not so muuch there? will it hurt or bother me after i do it? thanks i will rate and sorry if it was so detailed

umm.. dude? your a total idiot... you trim it the same way you trim all other hair.. either with sizzors.. or a shaver.. seriously some people are so stupid.. and hair is hair.. it doesnt hurt unless you accidently cut your pin dick.. in your case.. I can imagine that happening! so maybe you should stop putting miracle growth down there. miracle growth is for hair growth.. not pin dick growth ;)

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