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Q: Well, I have this really good friend and we've been friends for ike 5 years. And a little after her mom died she told me that she was lesbien and that she was sexually attracted to me. I am straight and i am really disguisted with her but i dont wanna just give up a 5 year friendship...... what should i do??
And don't give like a retarded dumb ass answer too!!
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tell her how you feel and ask her to be unsexualy attracted to you.

Q: How do you get rid of dark eye lids and dark circles around your eyes?
theres this awesome thing out there from like the dawn of time called sleep..try it..

Q: so i dont know if i was raped or not but there was this guy and like he was behind me and my friend was standin next to me but like... she didnt see it...so like this guy who was like a lot older then me was like feeling my bra and like feeling my back and shit! and i dont know wat to do its kinda embarassin and all!
plz help! i dont know wat to do
I RATE HIGH!
*confused*
thats not rape u idiot..thats some horny dude feelin u up..chilll the hell out.

Q: Okay so I'm going out with this guy. He cheated on me with my "friend" at a party, and I found out. The thing is, I don`t think he would have told me if I hadn`t found out. I still love him so much, but nothing can ever happen between us because of what he did. He has apoligized and I`ve just been really mean to him. What the hell do I do???????
PLEASE HELP.
sleep with his friend.

Q: A friend of mine with very, VERY, ginger hair is thinking of dying it his hair black. We agree that the colour would suit him, but what product should we use to make sure it's fully covered?
And how long would it be before the roots started to show and he'd have to re-dye?
Copy Cat

Q: hey im from the uk and you always talk about bangs. but i want to know what are they?
thank you
Thats Sad...

Q: There's this guy that I really like, we'll call him David. Anyway, David knows I like him, and he says he likes me too. But, he also says that he wants to wait to ask me out, till he gets to know me better. Anyway, he kissed me the other night, and I'm afraid it's going to turn into a friends with benefits relationship, which I don't want at all, but I have no self control around him, I can't help from kissing him back. How do I get him to ask me out sooner?
Kill Him....The stuff him...and WOW a guy that wont do anything WRONG...I know...im amazing
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Q: I'm in 8th grade and we need 4 points in each class.An A=4 points...B=3..and so on.at the beggining of the year in algebra, I got a B then a C..that's 5 points but then I had a D and for progress reports I got an F.Is it 4 points per year or semester?Do I have enough points to go to 9th grade?
hmmmmmm.....
i like how it says BRILLIANT answer...makes me feel smart...anyway....uh...i dont know...id say yeah just to make you feel smart but then again im not really nice so im gonna say no...YOURE A FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^ ok...anyway i cant give u an answer because im confused...wtf is the point of getting points..hmm...i just confused myself....dammit...DONT POST SHIT LIKE THAT...god...

Q: In choir I've noticed this guy staring at me for awhile. In Spanish he fools around and I think he tries to get my attention. When I'm at my locker he waits for the kid next to me and I can sense he's looking at me. He also catches my eye in the hall. Well today in my locker I noticed something on the top shelf. It was a small piece of paper that only said i love you. It was written sloppily like a boy's handwriting. I'm hoping maybe he wrote it. I never talk to him but I really want to. Any ideas on how to do so....because I'm really shy. :-/
Seduce him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Q: Hey it's me yet again with yet another problem.
There's this kid who I have strong feelings for, and we were into each other for the longest time. He just broke up with his girlfriend and he's miserable because he cared about her... gurr it makes me so jealous!
He's ignored me for the past month... just all of a sudden stopped liking me. I care about him SOOO much. Should I be mad for his ingoring me like that and going out with someone else... and just avoid him? Or try, now that he's single... to get his attention again????
OOOOK...dude...first of all...he never knew you liked him so you have no right to be jelous cuz that didnt stop him at all...but if u wanna..start a cat fight in the middle of the hall with his ex for making him upset...OR...seduce him...its up to you.
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Q: Okay my friend likes this guy, but they broke up and he doesnt lik eher at all..so she had a new boyfriend...and i started to like her ex so i told her so she wouldnt be mad at me..but she got mad and we are in a fight now...and then she broke up with her new boyfriend cause i like her ex.. and ithink shes gonna try and get her ex back so i dont have a chance but im not sure...i dont know what to do cause i was only trying to be a good friend by telling her that so she wouldnt have to find out if i like dated him
Slap her and tell her that its not your problem that her ex moved on and that he likes you and not her. Slap her again and tell her to stop feeling sorry for herself...slap her AGAIN...and for an added effect...sleep with her most recent ex...just for kicks.
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Q: Hey well none of my parents are home and I have like really bad swollen glands, and I was wondering if like I could take an ibprofin or whatever they are called? (sorry I can't spell) Because they hurt and I can bearly move my neck and head.
Yeah do it and OD and get high,,,thats always fun...
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Q: Can someone tell me what japan was like after WWII? I know that they were in pretty bad shape but any more info?
It was like...bad..and there were lots of dead people...And i bet it was fun to shoot dead people and watch them twitch..ha..ok i have problems so what?
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Q: breaking up with your boyfriend for his best friend...?

OR

still going out with him because he's a really good guy and you're afraid to break his heart...?

OR

what should I do, because my boyfriend is the most amazing guy ever, and he'd cry and be depressed for months if anything happened. But I just don't have feelings for him anymore, and his friend and I like eachother... help!
Cheat on him then deny it when he finds out.
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Q: Ok i have athletics every morning and of course i sweat. Now i am begginging to get these red dots-bumps(they sorta look like tiny pimples i guess) in the middle of my chest or boobs. Does any one else have them? are they normal?? how do you get rid of them?? Its about to be time to wear a bathing suit and i dont want these things!! please help me!
Yeah...um...i think maybe i should uh...take a look at them...So just call me and ill come over and we can do things THEN ill give you some advice..
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Q: 14/f...my friend told me that she was going away this weekend so i didnt invite her over..bu then i saw her profile on AIM and it said she was at her other friends house..so basically she lied to me and i now i dont know what to do..i am afraid to ask her about it..and i really dont want to..=/
Slap her and call her a bit** for lying to you and threten her.
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Q: my friends are making me really mad because i like this boy and he used to with my cousin. i was all happy on my birthday and thought he liked me. and at my party, i find out that hes already talking to somebody and he used to go with my cousin. i dont talk to him on the phone, but at school we talk all the time. maybe he only likes me as a friend. but then why does he like to give me massages and likes to flirt. its annoying and i dont ever want to see him again. because i feel like ive been cheated because ive been getting the wrong messages from him. and i dont no, i just wish my parents would ship me off to boarding school. because im really, really hurt right now. by him and my friends, and my cousin. because she always gets what she wants. and im sorry this is so long, but what should i do?
Let him be a player...hes a dude...God...OR omg OR you could shoot your cousin..yeah..do that.
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Q: ok my friend is really mad at me because we joke around and she took a joke personly so her mom called my mom and her mom told my mom wat i said.now im really in a bad situation /wat shud i do???should i joke around anymore???

sincerly,
xxmystary-girlxx
Tell her to grow up and stop running to her mom for everything...slap her around and hold her at gun point...no..dont do that...just yell at her..tell her youre annoyed that shes so immature she ran to her mom cuz she couldnt take a joke.
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Q: i like to wear my hair up in a bun or pony tail but my mom is soooo annoying about it. she says that i hav beautiful hair and i should wear it down. i keep telling her wen i wear my hair down i get really hot (like today i got out of the shower and i felt sick i was so hot). any suggetions?

please help. i rate!
Tell her to phluck off and do what you want. Or get your hair cut so it can be down and you wont die from being so hot... have fun!

Q: okay. i went to a church thing last weekend and me and some guys shared a drink, all of our drinks got switdhed up.. etc. i think i ahve mono. b/c i have been really tired... and i have been going to bed early, and i have had headeaches, and my throat / glands have benn hurting. do i have it? please help.. i rate high.

* please dont delte
Um...were you high at the time? Cuz Im not so sure being tired and having a sore throaght is mono...Im tired...And i have a headache OMFG IM DYING...no..im hung-OVER...go away.

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