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I'm empty without him.


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 10:22 am

Long story short, my boyfriend was joking around about something (he's a really good joker), didn't tell me he was joking, so I was super upset and when he was gone last night I took all of his stuff that he's given me back over to his house (actually I left it at his cousins but that's beside the point.)

Thing is, we still talk. He says he still loves me and he would take me back but the fact that I brought all his stuff back changes things. Last night on the phone he was bawling, and he barely ever cries. I could tell he was really hurt. He couldn't listen to the radio or put on any of our songs. I want him back so bad. When he called me last night I was a bitch to him at first because I was hurting so bad but then we talk...

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math project help


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 10:05 am

im doing a math project and i need a creative way to display my notes. i have 21 topics, and i could do a poster or powerpoint, but i want to do something more creative. any ideas?
ALL FIVES

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hello


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 9:49 am

I need a new screen name!! I want it to be based on romance/love, abercrombie, or an upbeat song like LoSeMyBreAtH by Destinys Child. So whoever can help me i can rate, i can rate 5;s for good screen names!! THANKS!

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this is pretty weird..


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 9:33 am

ok so my "buddy" wants me to give him a handjob and i want to also. we are both excited about it, but heres the thing : he told me hes nervous and would feel more comfortable if we did this when our two friends (who are a couple) were hooking up in the same room as us. This is kind of weird for me. I mean, ok i will do the whole public thing but not the first time we do this you know? My question to you guys is, do you have any ideas on how to come to a comprimise or how I can get him to feel more comfortable so its just us 2 in the room?

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what should i do?


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 9:15 am

Me and my boyfriend broke up because I thought he was cheating but we worked out things and are back together but how to I tell my mom that we are without her getting mad? I'll rate high!

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christmas layouts


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 8:28 am

Does anyone know of some sites where i cood find a myspace christmas layout? Ive looked everywhere, and yes i have tried google. please help .. easy 5s<3

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Penis help!


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 7:44 am

How big is the average penis?
and another question, i'm still a virgin, but lately i've been wondering..


isnt it embarrassing if like the person, your having sex with sees your vagina? I've never had sex, but i'm really shy, so would having sex in the dark make it better?

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SEX QUESTIONS! I'LL RATE.


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 7:40 am

I have a few questions.

Why is it that whenever i finger myself it feels weird? like not like that, but one time i was, and like my breathing got deeper but only for a second. hm, i'm probabaly not making sense, so i'm going to continue.

When your having sex, how did can the penis go into you? like into your belly-button or what?

And whats Summer's eve?
haha i know this sounds lame
but i never REALLY knew what it was.

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Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 5:41 am

employment withheld my last weeks wages because i did not give a weeks notice i only worded for two weeks .can he do this

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bf doesnt like me having a job


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 4:51 am

My bf is acting really weird. He used to ride me all the time about being unemployed. He would say that I needed to better my life and to stop living off the system (welfare). Well that just wasnt true that I didnt want to better my life because I was volunteering at two different jobs to get a good reference.
Anyways, all the volunteering paid off because I finally got a good job at a store that was a UNION!
At first my bf was happy and said he hoped it would work out.
Well it has worked out REALLY well. I've been getting good hours, and get along with everyone. And I'm having FUN too!!
When I told my bf this he sounded like he was mad or something that it was working out so well!
I don't understand ...

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my sister is going to kill me....


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 4:26 am

Me and my sister have never gotten along, but lately weve started to be more civil to each other. I am 27 and she is 23. She still lives with our mother.She recently told me that she quit her job, which sort of surprised me.
Well I'm really worried about something that I did. My dad (who is divorced from our mom)phoned me about two weeks ago and asked me how my new job was going. I told him that I was getting lots of hours and that I liked it.
Well then I mentioned to my dad that my sister should apply at the store I'm working at because she just quit her job. Then my dad said"WHAT"? I then said, "what, didnt' you know"? He was really mad and said "why the hell would she quit her job before findi...

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Can You Name This Movie?


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 4:01 am

Hi. I was hoping someone knows the name of this one movie. It was in theaters some years ago and I thought it was called "the contender" but apperantly not. It is about two guys in prison and they were both boxers so they have a boxing match in prison. Please let me know if you know the name of this movie. Thanks!

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Does my co-worker like me?


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 3:51 am

Hi!

I'm a 23 year old woman who is really confused about this guy (he's 25 years old) that I really like at work. I started working for this company during the first quarter of this year. This guy was already working at that time when I started working.

The first few months where pretty normal for both of us. We just treated each other as co-workers. But at that time I always thought that something special could happen between the both of us. I could say, I was already pretty much attracted at him at that time. Then he left for a month to go on vacation.

After he came back from vacation, he was really pre-occupied with a lot of things. To the point that we ended up not talking for like a week o...

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brandon..


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 3:09 am

i liked him.
and now hes an ass.
and he liked my bestfreind.
and he just wants to have sex with me.
PLEASE HELP.

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Need info


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 2:54 am

Sorry if this is to long for you, i just need some help. My mom has been having problems with her health lately, and she has not been doing very well. She went to the doctors about 5 days ago and she found out that she might have cancer but they are still checking, the thing is she won't know until monday or later and i don't think i can wait that long. They think she might have cancer because she has blood in her urine. It is not visible blood but they do know that it is in there. They have checked her for other things such as urinary track infection and they do not believe it is that, and i am really worried. The doctor says she is extremely scared that it is cancer. I live with my mom, i dont know what i would do with out her. If you hav...

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Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 2:44 am

okay kids i gota ? do you think paola (or the americanized version , paula) is a mans name ???

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period helppp


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 2:34 am

hery girls umm i just got my period and it sucks but i wanted to know how many days u have ur period in a month

kk ty

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did i ruin it?


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 2:20 am

Okay, I'm not going to say any names but i had a friend named bob. me and him have been best friends since the 6th grade and we are both in the 8th. well i have a best friend named SUSIE. Me and susie used to be the ONLLYYY ones he cared for, and we were the "loves" of his life. I know he meant it, and i know he loved us more than anything because he would ALWAYS show it. well anyways me and him were closer than him and susie were and well he cared about me SO MUCH that he would always be around me, sit next to me, worry about me, how my day was and etc; well i talked to him about it about 3 times and every time i did, his heart practically shattered. well anyways i TOTALLY understands where he's coming from because i know how it ...

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MAC


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 2:09 am

Has anyone ever tried MAC [liquid] foundation? If so, does it work pretty good & is it worth buying? And what kind?

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14/m growth?


Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 1:58 am

how much does a 14 year old guy grown in about 6 months? like how many inches?

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