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Band Shirts!


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 11:21 am

For Christmas I want to get my brother a The Beatles band shirt, but I'm having trouble. I want one that is the "classic vintage logo" on the front. Where is a good website to get band shirts? Or even better what store could I go to? I live near dallas! thanks!

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falling apart...plz help..long i know im sry


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 11:08 am

Im in a new relationship.Before we started going out we were besttt friends. sO my bf told me he doesnt know about anything right now. Hes very confused. He wants things to work but he has to figure things out. I told him i would stick by him and he can figure out what he needs to. He really is sweet..he caress about me and doesnt want to hurt me. I told him I want it to work also and I am going to stick by him, give it a shot at least. He said things are going too fast..i guess the transistion from friends to more than friends..plus our friends are acting weird about us (i hate when PEOPLE ruin a relationship) He said maybe hes just feeling weird because this is all new to him..hes just so confused. I like him a lot and i dont know what t...

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"I rate 5's!" - a bribe?


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 10:21 am

Actually, I guess this isn't much of a question, but a comment. It seems to me that the people who write their questions and then end by saying they rate 5's are almost "bribing" the advice columnists to answer their questions. Exactly why is that needed? (I realize rating points are important to the columnists, but I think the questioner is cheating him or herself by doing this. Just my opinion, of course.) Why in the world would someone asking a question want to rate everyone a "5" if the answer isn't worth it? Rate according to the helpfulness of the answer. Don't be so insecure that no one will answer your question to the best of his or her ability so much so that you have to announce that you'll rate 5's!!

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singing!


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 10:19 am

does anybody know where i can get free backing music for alanis morrisette's ironic? because i'm doing a competition where i'm singin it, and just having a guitar might not really fit the song.
thanks!

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Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 9:46 am

alright yesterday i was at this park with a bunch of my friends and this kid that i started to like started flirting with me and i was freezing so he was like.. come down here we can cuddle and keep each other warm im like alright so i moved down and he put his jacket on me and was rubbing my tummy and stuff and then he started going up my shirt im like alright oh well nothing big really and then they had to leave and so did i so when we were walking up the path thing to get to the road he stopped me turned me around and started kissing me yeah sounds cute and shit i know i thought so too and then im friends with the kid that is living in his house now and was talking to him on the phone and stuff and then he was telling me how the kid was...

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i need gift ideas


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 9:25 am

what are good ideas for gifts for a kid 14 and he loves electronics now he already has a digital camera and also i dont have enough for an i-pod and he dosent want mp3 players so can you please give me some gift ideas it dosent matter if they are electronic or not but i just need ideas

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where do i put it?


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 9:09 am

I have my period and I need to work from 10-4. This isn't a problem in school because I can put pads in my backpack - no big deal. But at work I don't know what to do. If I put it in my purse that's no good, my purse gets left in an office that's not near the bathroom. any other ideas? thanks!

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purbity


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 8:51 am

What age do purbity starts for a boy.

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>????<


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 7:49 am

What kind of jobs are there for someone under the age of 13? even lke just volenteer jobs?! What could i do to take up some of my time on the weekends?

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French translation


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 6:32 am

I asked this question already, but didn't word it clearly so here it is again:

- anyone who can speak French
I'm having trouble translating this expression and wondered if anyone could help

"he had eyes only for the princess" or "he only had eyes for the princess"

meaning that he loved only her, he didn't look at other girls.

I want an idiomatic, equivalent translation. I am an advanced student of French myself, and so I can make literal translations with no problem, I just don't think a literal translation will carry the same meaning. So - a native French speaker please, can you give me an equivalent!

Please *don't* answer me with links to online translators.
Thanks


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sex


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 3:53 am

me and my bf arent sexually active even tho i want to be cuz i was wiht my last bf. i did it cuz i thought i loved him. i didnt. i know i love my bf now. after such a long relationship i just wanta take it to a new level. i want to be with him in new ways. i wnat to share that wiht him. how do i tho. and... here's where it gets hard. were both grounded for a party we were at and he lives a 1/2 hour away. we r never alone. what can i do.

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weird relationship


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 3:49 am

me and my bf have a good relationship. i want to have sex.i love him. i think he loves me. how would i tell him. or make it happen

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how to convence to a boy for marriage


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 3:28 am

hi i'm sandhya,i'm 18years old i m female
i love with,
someone,& he is also luv me but i m not assured that he will marry with me in future. sometime i m confuse that he love me or not but i really luv him & i never live without him i think & i feel i will die without him. is he flirting me,really i need ur help,i always crying for him only,but he is always active when he feel i may go with someone,otherwise in normal case he react as normal,plz tell me early what i do for him
thanking you
bye


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i think about it a lot


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 3:21 am

hey im a really horny girl.i think about sex a lot. im not a virgin. but my bf is and he thinks i am. what should i do.i dont want him to know. but we agreed to communicate. i want to be sexual with him but i dont know if he is ready. and i dont know what to do to tell him both things. im not a virgin adn that i watn to have sex. not becuz im horny cuz i no i love him. i didnt loose my viginity to willingness either. just to help. and i dont know if i want to tell him that. we have been dating a while. i was 13 when i raped then again wheni was 15. me and him have dated since i was 13 and i never told him. we r now 16. what should i do
ill rate so high
hearts

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he wouldnt hug me, but he hugged my friends


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 3:20 am

I have a question concerning a male friend of mine. Well he just had his birthday and me and my two best friends decided to sing a song about him infront of all his friends. He was really touched by the whole thing, and after the song ended he went up to us and gave my two girlfriends a hug, but then when he looked at me he wouldnt give me a hug and he looked really uncomfortable. Well I knew everyone was staring so I gave HIM a hug, otherwise people would have thought something was wrong.
I can't figure out why he had no problem hugging my other friends but wouldnt give me a hug. Then it occured to me that maybe he had feelings for me? Does anyone else have any ideas?

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absence makes the mind wander......


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 3:03 am

I've been going out with my boyfriend for almost 8 months. Relationship needs work...he didn't/doesn't trust me. I haven't cheated on him though.... I'm pretty happy with him...but I think I'm starting to like one of my old crushes. I liked her before but I thought she was straight, so I just forgot about her and moved on...went out with my best friend.... We went to different high schools...and I found out that she likes me...for months she has... I hung out with her and I'm starting to get these feelings for her. She makes me happy too. Is this wrong?

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THE WIREDEST THING EVER


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 2:36 am

Ok well my dad and my mom got a divorce right so my dad started dating this girl with a son to who is divoriced ok her son the second i saw him i new i was in love with him and i m crazy about him already he feels the same way his mom told me and im not going to go out w/ him because thats really wired but besides that i really really like him and id really like to go out but that just be wired because our parents our hooking up. but he is all i can think about what should i DO ILL RATE 5'S FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I want revenge on my so called bf


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 2:13 am

A guy that I thought had something going with me just moved to another state. I feel like a fool, he basically led me on this whole time. I thought we had a future together because on our last date he asked me what I wanted 5 years from now from our relationship. Usually guys don't ask those sort of questions unless there thinking long term.
He told me he still wanted to be "friends", whatever that means. Well the jerk hasnt emailed me (he's too cheap to phone) for over a month since he moved.
I already decided not to get him a card or Xmas gift and to send back anything her gets me.
But I still get SO angry at him for how he treated me.
What would be a really good way to get back at him? Without doing anything illegal?

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fun, or no...


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 2:02 am

alright, so my friend was about to makeout with this guy, but then she froze and had NO clue what to do and just stood there while he started moving his lips. and she's saying how it's not fun andit's probably just gross and stuff. -time for the question- do some people just really stop and have no clue what to do right before a makeout? any sites to help please?? and is it really gross, or fun?

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ITCHY!!!


Posted Saturday December 3 2005, 1:34 am

I'm so itchy, and I mean it's all over! On my arms and my legs and my back. And there isn't a rash or anything as a result! I took a shower because I thought maybe that would wash whatever was hurting me away.. but that didn't work either! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?!

D:

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