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does anyone else think this was out of line?


Posted Thursday January 26 2006, 1:05 am

I have a male friend who is 39 and has told me that he never wants to get married or have kids. That is fine- for him. But I've told him how someday I want to be in a proper marriage and have children. Well we were talking today and I told him how a medium had read my palm several weeks ago, and told me that I would be having 3 children, (one set of fraternal twins, and a girl). Well this is what my friend said "well you better get started right away, and you'll need to find a husband".
I thought this was a very vindictive thing for him to say. I am only 27 and told him I still have a lot of time before my clock stops ticking. I have a theory on his attitude: two years ago he told me he wanted to sleep with me. I t...

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Girlfiend Messed Around


Posted Thursday January 26 2006, 12:59 am

my name is mark im 19 and im a male ... im dating a girl we dated for 2 years on and off we broke up over this past summer and over the summer she did stuff thats bothering me now in our relationship she had sex w. a total of 3 guys multiable times and messed around w/ 3 other guys she told me everything b4 we got back together and it botheres me alot i dont know whwat to do i talked to her about it and shes there for me and all but i dont know what to do i need some advice the only reason im w/ her is because i really love her anyother girl i would tell leave me alone but i need something that will help over that break up i only messed around w/ 2 girls but we didnt have sex or ne thing like that i dont know what to do help me out please

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help & advise


Posted Thursday January 26 2006, 12:14 am

well i had sex with use of condoms but after da first time he used soap n washed da dick but the second time before putting the condom he placed da dick in n ma periods r delaying ????????????/

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I lost a friend (or 3) because of a guy.


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 11:56 pm

I have this friend, who told me that she thought she might like this guy, and added him to her 'list' of guys. There were maybe 3 guys that were on her list of people she could potentially like. I knew all of them, and found out that one of the guys was in my homeroom and one of my classes. I was supportive of my friend's feelings for all the guys on her list, and kept away from them, but I found myself sort of attracted to this one guy. I started to like him, and my friend found out. I felt (and still feel) horrible, and apologized in person, over aim, over the phone and i wrote a really long letter, but she ignored me every time. She also brought a bunch of my other friends into it and they took her side, and pretty much stopped talking t...

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frienship/guys


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 11:54 pm

Ok so i have known this guy all my life! well a few years ago he moved ..but we still kept in touch occasionally. and also we have always considered each other bro and sis, well he moved back this past summer and everything was ok and all but now he calls me at a minimum of 8 times a day! and every weekend he is with me. now dont get me wrong i love the boy to death but he comes with me and my frieds on our "girls night outs" and then staurday nights he comes to my house then sunday he is hear to! and i dont want to be mean and i have even tried saying things in the past liek well why dont u go do this or that...and even trying to be mean dont work because he doesnt take me serious! please HELP ME i dotn no what i am going to do....

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Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 11:23 pm

what's a way (that i dont have to buy anything for) to make my sagging boobs... not sag anymore. no stupid answers.
thanks

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Napalm


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 11:18 pm

How do you make napalm?

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sizes


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 11:12 pm

i was typeing on my computer and i hit a key and it made all the print 5X's bigger. so if i go on a website all their print is much bigger than it should be . how can i undo this ?

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SHES BECOMING A WHORE!


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 11:10 pm

my best friend. my dear best friend has always been one of those people who was a little OVER horney. but shes twelve. last weekened. she gave head to her ex-boyfriend 4 times gave him a bunch of hand jobs let him eat her out. and attempted to have sex 3 times. also hes fingered her and theyve made out. i know its her buisness but honestly. SHES DONE ALOT OF THAT STUFF BESIDES SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM. im deeply concerded about her health. not only that. but her emotional place as well. see. this guy went out with her. fingered her then broke up with her because he wanted to be able to have fun over the break. this broke her heart. and after that he talked a bunch of shit about her and now theyre doing all this stuff and he honestly in my opioi...

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extremly worried..


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 10:58 pm

THANK YOU SO MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR ANSWERING THIS AND I AM SORRY IF IT IS LONG BUT I REALLY NEED HELP WITH THIS.

So i have a really good friend and he has been talking about suicide all this week and he is really starting to scare me. I talk to him about how much i care about him etc. but still he said i dont think ill kill myself just now. but later i dont know. IM SO WORRIED ABOUT MY FRIEND! and try to have some other answer besides tell someone because i know that and i am considering it. So please any other good ideas.. ILL RATE 5'S FOR ALL SERIOUS ANSWERS

<3 please help..

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=/


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 10:44 pm

me & ryan ex boyfriend, we're realllyyy close. we used to hang out everyday and always talk on the phonnee. then about 2 months ago we stoped. he stoped calling and stoped hanging out with mee. then about 2 weeks ago a girl who likes everyone, started to like him. and i thought i could trust him and no that he wouldnt like her. well he told me he didnt and was pretending then 5 days after this girl sent me proof. a myspace message that he sent her. it said blahblahblahblah i love you. =[ it made me really sad because i knew he wasnt kidding. and he wasnt. i talked him about it and he was like "im sorry for lying and messing things up but there nothing i can do now to make us the way we were. so this is bye." it was very hurtfu...

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Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 10:31 pm

Ok Exams are here, and i am completely stressed over one in particular: Calculus. I have such a busy weekend because my young aunt from the states is coming and i want to do stuff but the exam is on tuesday ( i also have another on monday) and i freaking out. Any good tips on how i should prepare well for this exam, i am perplexed on how to confront it. Thanx in advance.

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Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 10:22 pm

my friend's boyfriend has been harassing me since last year. He keeps doing things to my locker such as smashing a banana on it, putting tape all over, writing all over it, leaving long notes, putting signs with names such as boob girl or b***h etc. He would also spread all these rumors about me and call me all of these names. when my friend tells him to stop he refuses and he said that he wants to hurt me. she wants to protect her boyfriend from being suspended and she is trying to stop me from telling the GLC. He has been doing the same things to other people but they are too afraid of him to speak up. I really want to tell the GLC and take action but would I be doing the right thing by doing that even if I probably won't be friends with ...

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tampons


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 10:17 pm

I have never before used tampons and I want to start trying them but I am like so terrified that I am going to put it the wrong place or it will hurt to bad does anyone have any ideas?

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Wow this is hard haha


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 9:41 pm

okay let me explain .. if you got a cell phone...well you can type in a number and then a person number and you can see everyone body who calls them and there conversations but i dont know how to do it and i want to see if my boyfriend is cheating on me? does anyone know?

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Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 9:40 pm

okay. i am in desperate need of a new screen name. mine is like 5 years old. and its stupid. so, could you guys please suggest something cute, please?

i like screen names like.

x dramatical love.
x forogotten memories.
x pathetic hearts.
-- and things like that.
but those are taken.

thanks!. :]

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FCCLA


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 9:30 pm

Okay, I'm not sure how many of you have heard of FCCLA (Family, Career, Community Leaders of America) But some friends and I have recently joined the club after participating in a few meetings. Well we're having trouble coming up with a fundraising event. We've already gotten school beautification down for our "help the school" event, we have an idea for charity (a easter egg hunt at the clubhouse in my neighborhood because I can get it for cheap pricing) But all we need left is a fundraiser event. We suggested car wash but out of the two teachers involved one is planning a wedding and the other is expecting grandchildren between now and like April (more than one of her children are expecting) so they said no events that can take ...

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my "best friend"


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 9:16 pm

My best friend Shianne has now screwed me over 2 times. It seems every time I tell her I like a guy, she offers to "help me with them" and she always ends up giving them her number, and dating them behind me back!! But she doesn't even tell me until the day after they start dating!
She did it with a guy named Steven, and now Brandon. Then whenever she breaks up with them, she expects me to not like them anymore, and to not want to date them because "friends ex boyfriends are off limits to other friends."

What do i do?!?

Should I really consider her my BEST friend if she's done this to me two times already?

Should I wait to see if she does it again?

I hon...

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ipod


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 9:08 pm

okay well i have an ipod nano and i was putting songs on it and when i disconnected it the screen froze and now my nano is frozen whith the screen that has a big check mark and says okay to disconnect. i tryed resetting it like it says on the web site but it didnt work.. is there any way i can fix it ( i didnt drop it, and the battery is full, ive only had it for like 3 weeks)

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sweaty hands


Posted Wednesday January 25 2006, 8:58 pm

14/f
i have really sweaty hands. it is super embarrasing! i don't even need to be doing anything, i just automatically get it. i can't hold hands with anyone, or by chance, even touch them because it's super gross! i don't want to go to the doctor or anything, but does anyone have any ideas? thanks!!

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