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Grandmother died; speech for her funeral
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 7:13 pm
HELP!
I've had 5 relatives die on me the last week.
And I've given speeches on 4 of their funerals so far, and they've all been..awful.
Tomorrow I'm giving a speech on my grandmother, so please help! What can I say? I really have no personal memories of her!! But I have to do this - I promised!! please please help me.
Any nice heartwarming speeches you've heard of that I can use as inspiration ?? or any special websites for these kind of things?? thaank you!
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God, Religion, and all of that Stuff.
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 7:13 pm
It is pretty much impossible for me to empathize/understand people who believe in God and religion. I am fully against both of them, for a long list of reasons that I don't need to go in to. The deal is, people tell me I'm being sacreligous/a heretic/going to hell, but I can't understand where they're coming from AT ALL. To me evangelists and deeply religous people just seem like pitiful, misguided puppets of a nonexistent power. It tends to screw up my relationships with people.... Any advice?
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My mom guURrr
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 7:04 pm
Alright, so, my sister and I have a great relationship with our mother. We talk to her about everything and anything and we love being around each other. Well, most of the time that is. Yeah, we have arguments and sometimes we don't get along just like other mothers and daughters. But, within hours, sometimes even minutes, we make up. That is, unless her sisters are around, then she turns into a bitch.
When they're around my mom nitpicks at everything we do and lectures, yells at us about it. It's insane because she's NEVER like this when they're not around. When they're not here, she only gets us in trouble when she feels she needs to but when they're around, it's for EVERYTHING it seems.
My s...
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cedar point
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 6:56 pm
Our school is going on an 8th grade field trip to Cedar Point on monday. My friend sally is TERRIFIED of them. She says she will give it a chance but she ahsnt been on one at all in her life, her parents and family have all tried to get her on one and she refuses. I try and try and try, she says she will try to go on one. I don't know what esle to do anymore, ROLLERCOASTERS ROCK!! but i can't seem to get it through her head!! HELP
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back again
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 6:54 pm
i've liked this guy Aaron for awhile. i'm 17 his 21. i've known him forever. well we go on and off talking. i live in GA he lives in SC we live about and hour to an hour and a half from each other. but we just started talking again, but this time it feels different. he told me that next time we saw each other we would make it more then what it is now. but i'm scared of getting hurt. PROBELM!!! other girls. he flirts with so many other girls that are YOUNG and when i say young i mean 16 and under. it's crazy and it really hurts my feelings. should i be getting jealuos even though he is nothing but just a friend to me even though our relationship is about to go somewhere? and how should i treat what we are now since we are nothing basically?
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my crush
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 6:50 pm
Well, I am hoping to get some input from the guys, but, anyone is welcome to answer if they know. I have a crush on someone right now & I think he likes me back. We flirt & joke around all the time. My actual question is...Do guys kinda sit at home & think about girls they have an attraction to, like we do? And if anyone knows, what kind of things do they think about if they do like you? Thankx!
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exercising
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 6:49 pm
okay i am overweight a little and i really want to lose my weight over the summer. the thing is i have to do it by having fun otherwise i lose interest and stop. so i decided to lose weight by jumping on a trampeline every day for a good amount of time. my question is, is this a good way to lose weight? also can you lose a lot? and what are some more fun activities like this? thanks wil rate high.
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song
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 6:40 pm
on the hills where it shows wuts gonna happen on this season it sings this song something like this: na na na na, na na na na, i gotta believe, something...
do you no the name of this song and who its by? thanks a bunch and i will rate!
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anybody know
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 6:36 pm
hey does anybody know how to make these:
http://myspace-887.vo.llnwd.net/00262/78/80/262280887_l.jpg
http://myspace-579.vo.llnwd.net/00807/97/59/807239579_s.jpg
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http://myspace-134.vo.llnwd.net/00797/43/10/797280134_s.jpg
If you need to know, these were found on pharrell william's myspace in the picture comments sectrion: http://www.myspace.com/pharrell
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First Kiss
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 6:02 pm
So, I'm sixteen years old, going into Junior high, and haven't lost my first kiss. Honestly, is this a good thing or a bad thing in guys eyes? I've had chances to lose it, but i feel its really important. Help. :\
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Aim Profile Font Fader
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:53 pm
Does anyone know of a Font Fader that I can download or if its a website give to me so, I may make Faded Fonts. I would like one that I can use that will be albe to allow me to change the font type to. So if anyone knows of any that would be greatly apperiated if you could reply and tell me!
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new hairstyles!!
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:47 pm
i need a new hairstyle like im sooo sick of the one i have now, which ive had for like everr.
my hair is about shoulder length,maybe a little past,brown, i have an oval shaped face but not a extremely large forehead.lol. i was really leading to like sidebangs but idk how that would look..if anyone has any ideas what i could do with my hair i'd appreciate it :] pictures would be nice too so i can bring it in when i get it cut.thankss =]
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ah!!!
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:36 pm
13/f
I hate myself. I look at myself in the mirror and just want to fricken cut myself, but I won't cut, thats just how I feel. I hate how I look. People are like your perfect weight, but I feel like I won't ever be pretty unless I have a completely flat stomach and muscular theighs. I just can't seam to accept myself. I've been told I'm pretty and stuff. It's just I see all these other girls with perfect hair and skin and I feel ugly! Then, I see these girls w/ all these hot guys, and it makes me feel like I'll never have that. I'm really sad. I don't really have anyone to talk to about it. I don't wanna talk to my parents. I only have one friend who I would talk to but he just tells me to go see a therapist or get antidepr...
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mypsace
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:24 pm
i want a new myspace song. so can anybody give any that they like, preferably that arent wellknown/played on the radio. auto 5s thanksss
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running
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:21 pm
when i run i lose my breath so easily! i'm in good shape and run a lot but after 7 yards of running, i feel like i'm going to pass out! is it normal to have to stop running for a second and catch your breath?! when i was running a mile, i had to stop to catch my breath about 8 times. is it normal to have to stop? and what can i do to stop this so i can run long distances without stopping?
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Why do girls do this?
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:16 pm
All these girls in my school wear low cut shirts, and short short skirts. My school dosen't enforce the dress code at all. What bothers me is when I'm caught looking at some girl's clevage they say things like, "Hey!" I just get kinda angry because why do all these girls wear clothes like that then not like it when people stare at there ass n' stuff. I just don't get it. They get all upset when guys try to touch them and stuff. That I can understand. But they have to understand that gusy act like that becaues they dress the way they do. My question is: Why do girls dress like that, then be mad at everyone for acting the way that they do?
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ipod help!
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:15 pm
is it possible to have 2 ipods on one computer with different librarys and different songs, if so how?
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Cankles.?
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:13 pm
This probly a really stupid question.
But what are Cankles and how do you know if you have them. And i was watching this show and a few guys on it said that they wouldnt date someone that had cankles.
THx so much.
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Popping Cherries
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:13 pm
ive had sex 5 times before, and ive heard when you lose your virginity, your "cherry" pops. and that has never happend to me before!.. is something wrong with me?! or is it because i use tampons or what?
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driving tips?
Posted Wednesday June 7 2006, 5:11 pm
I JUST got my permit the other day--and so today, I BEGGED my mom to let me drive out of our parkway---yeaaaah didn't turn out so well because I had NO FRICKIN' clue what I was doing. She kept yelling at me--and it scared me! I know this sounds incredibly hilarious because I'm laughing about it now--but I was REALLY scared. Anyway, tomorrow I'm driving around tomorrow at driver's ed and I don't want the instructor to think I'm an idiot. I have NO EXPERIENCE whatsoever. Today (with my mom) was the FIRST time in my life I have sat in the driver's seat and put the keys in. I didn't even know how to put the key in until my mom told me. I NOW realize that BRAKES are the most important thing EVEEEEEER. Does anyone have any tips for me tomorrow..so I don't look stupid? PS. I'm 16! :) Thanks!!
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