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should i tell my dad,


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 11:20 pm

I smoke pot, and cigeretes and today he asked why my jaket smelled like smoke, my friends arent on aim (litteraly no one) so i want to know if i should keep lieing of if i should hold my balls and tell him i smoke. PLEASE HELP!

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Need help for GFs Xmas


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 11:16 pm

ok Xmas is the 25th and her birthday is the 30th
so far i got

::::for Xmas:::
-silver cross necklace from tiffanys
-i took a bear i gave her a few weeks ago and got one of those buildabear voice box things in it sayin "i love u blah blah blah"
-a framed collage of pictures of us together

:::for B-day:::
-while she is gone, decorting her room
---decorations:: 153 sticky notes on her wall that say 'i love u'... 153 hershy kisses on her bed... 153 rose pedals in a path that lead up to a framed letter im writing to her... candels everywhere, and some outlining the path to the letter. and her door is closed with a note on it so when she comes in she read (one for e...

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Innocent remarks


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 11:05 pm

How do you stop asking all the time "what did you mean by that" or "do you really think that" when an innocent remark was made to them? For example: (1) How would Rebecca not ask "do you really think that" when Rebecca brought up the weight, her mother did not, which made her mother say what she did; (2) How do I not say to my mom "what did you mean by that" when my mom made an innocent remark that she will not buy the salmon any more because it was expensive and I didnt finish it (it was a small piece); (3) And with the Jewelry how do I not say "do you really think that" when my mom never says anything about it unless I bring it up.

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yet another christmas question...


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:55 pm

i know i know, these stupid christmas
questions. there must be a million
on here already. but i was thinking
about baking my boyfriend of eight months
some cookies or cupcakes or something
for christmas and then making him
a big card and writing a cute note
in there =]. for his birthday, i wrote
him a very sweet, meaningful note and
he seemed to love it. so i thought he would
maybe like something i made/baked. do you
guys think he would like it? if not; what
else could i get/make him? thankss :]

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love my eyes


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:54 pm

where can i gat love my eyes eyeliner??

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i need help, and FAST PLEASE (sry its so long!)


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:52 pm

14/F

hi!! okay, so i want your honest opinion and what you would do for yourself, not the same old, just go for it and if he says no, then that's the worst that can happen.....i need a REAL solution. (Please ^_^ )

so, i REALLY like this guy, (i even dream that we r dating sometimes--scary huh??) but i don't know if he knows i exist...literally. He's a sophmore, and i'm a freshman. He's on the basketball team (he's been on varsity since frosh year), so he's really good. I am on the volleyball team. He is 6'8", i am 5'2". HUGE difference. I live in a place where the year and hight make a pretty big differnce. :( so, what to do. I've like this guy for over a year, but i don't know if he's noticed me bec...

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my divorced parents...


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:40 pm

ok, i have to go through a bit of my past for you to help me with this so here goes...

my parents have been divorced since i was about 2-3, my mom has full costody of me. i'm now 15/f and my name is Alyssa (ya it's me again, you were really helpfull wiht my other subject so ya) my mom has always been there for me, always kept me safe, although a little strict. i have a 15min phone limit, i have to be in bed by 10 (i'm not complaining about that one) i can't be out past 8, i can't be out past 5 with my boyfriend. my mom and i have a close relationship, but sometimes she gets mad at me and it makes me want to hit something ( i never do) for lack of other ways to release my emotions. my dad is an alcohalic, but he has been sober...

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Lightening my hair


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:38 pm

I dyed my hair a red brown color. It came out darker than I expected. I've tried lemon juice on my hair. It lightened it a little, but I didn't go out in the sun. Could you give me some suggestions of ways to lighten it without dying it again?

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christmas


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:36 pm

ok i kno everyone's tired of christmas but i don't know what to get my gf!

help!

she's 14/f

thanks!

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Jewlery


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:36 pm

Ok here is another question concerning my mom. She is 80 years old and she gives me contradictory messages. I get very
good buys on purses and jewelry. I buy beautiful jewelry (99 cent for each piece of jewelry), however, this jewelry looks like I
brought it in Nordstrums, Bloomingdales, etc. Everyone tells me that the jewelry I buy looks like they came from expensive
stores. The purses I buy are $1.49 but look like 60 dollar purses and people tell me the purses looks like I purchased them at
an expensive store. I buy each style of jewelry (bracelets, pins, necklaces) in each color it comes in. The purses five of each
color it comes in. However, about three months ago she and I were at the 99 cent store wh...

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what is this??


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:34 pm

Ive seen alot of like basketball players who have this like.. thingie on their foot. its like a brace but like.. i have no idea what its called, but theres a little hole where their knee is and its like from lower thigh to upper calf. whats the name and what are they for? also do they cost alot of money.. and what sports do you wear them for? thanks!

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HELPPPPPPPPPPPP


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:34 pm

ok. well their is this guy we went out and i wanted to get something for him for christmas but i dont know what,can u help me with that?

and also im going to a dance and i'm dancing this one guy whos my friend and he asked me and the guy who used to be my bf. what should i do???????????
HELP

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How do you do this?


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:08 pm

How do you have sex and can u tell me all of the risks and such cuz i cant talk to my dad and i dont live with my mom.

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acting


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:05 pm

does anybody have any suggestions for auditiioning for a musical? our school is holding audtions for beauty and the beast and i really want to make it. or any general ideas to become a better singer in general. thanxs

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Major cramps


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 10:04 pm

I have major cramps during my period and sometimes i even cry cuz they hurt so much. What can i do to stop or make the cramps better? I cant take advil or tylenol or anything at school so i need something that will last all day and/or night. And i live with my dad so i need some advice on talking to him about stuff like this.
Thanks.
*Christie*

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The Memory Keepers Daughter


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 9:43 pm

Has anyone read that book? I am having trouble understanding the main theme. If someone could sumarize it for me I would be eternally grateful. Mainly just explain the ending.

Thank You!

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What's the best way?


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 9:38 pm

14/f
This is a lame question. Buuut.
Okay for a long time my boyfriend and I have done stuff like fingering and that but he's gone away to Europe for 2 months. I keep getting sexual urges.
Okay. sooo. what are the best ways of masturbating. like if you dont have a vibrator. just wondering.
thankies. <3

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hair


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 9:35 pm

for a couple months ive been dying my hair lighter with one of those dying kits you can get at a pharmacy, and now i want to get the color out and go back to my natural color...i dont want to try and dye it back though becuase i have no idea what my natural color is anymore, and i dont want to spend a lot fo money...


any ideas?

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Sadness.


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 9:21 pm

I am always sad, it's been a recurring problem for months. I have no idea why, I'm not really stressed or anything. I am just depressed/sad. I cry at least once a day, sometimes very hard. What is wrong with me? Should I be seeing a doctor? I've told my parents, and they actually don't believe me, they tell me I'm fine, and are sarcastic.

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i don`t know what to do...


Posted Monday December 11 2006, 9:07 pm

okay well yesterday i was at JCPenney and i know this is really really really stupid but my friend stole a bra and she told me to take 2 of them so i did... we took off the tags and everything and we put them in out purses.

now i feel soo soo soo bad. i seriously don`t know what to do. please don`t say anything about talking to my mom or to someone about it or also don`t say take it back to the store or anything related to going in the store. i swear i never want to go into JCPenney's again. and it`s not my friends fault, it`s my fault for doing it. i am religious and a catholic and i was wondering if i went to church (not confession) if i prayed do you think God forgive me or not ..? will anything bad happen to me?! ugh ple...

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