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two different eyes


Posted Friday May 4 2007, 7:33 am

Ok I'm 13/f and I'm so angry of my eyes at the point I could have a heart attack!

My two eyes are different, not different colour but:
-one eye has a double eye lid, the other deosn't
-the one with the double eye lid's eyelash go up (that's normal you know liek when you wear mascara the eyelashes go up?) but the other one's go DOWN
-and one of them is slightly smaller than the other which I guess you would say doesn't matter (since noone pays attention to you that much)but when I have to take pictures with people and look straight people think I'm cross eyed or something cuz I give thsi stupid look with my eyes but actually they're two different sizes
- The one with double eyes lids look like a gir...

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eyelashes


Posted Friday May 4 2007, 6:22 am

my eyelashes are getting really thin and when i take my masacara off some come off too. they're just not the way they used to be. i used to have thick long eyelashes and now they're just thin and frail. is there any enhancer i can use or nutrient?

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fingering myself


Posted Friday May 4 2007, 4:51 am

17/f
okay...so i have a boyfriend and im sexually active with him. its one of the most amazing feelings ever. esp. bc the love is there.
and i love it when he fingers me. it really turns me on
but for some reason i cannot finger myself...ive tried...it doesnt do anything...it doesnt even feel good..ive tried everything possible to pleasure myself and it does nothing.
is this normal??

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1,000 questions


Posted Friday May 4 2007, 3:26 am

I sent advicenators.com thousand questions about my love life and they all answer "talk to her"
So I did but not face to face.(because I couldn't do it) So I told her to chat with me online and so she did.
I told her how I felt about her more than a friend. (we been friends for almost 8 years) and she respond:
"I don’t know what gender I like. (Yet), male, female, I’m not looking 4 a relationship at the moment so I not looking at them like that."

I told her I was glad that she told me the truth and we went on chatting.

Questions are:

What did she mean?
Did you think she doesn’t want to go out with me not yet unlit she is ready?
Should I wait for her?



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iPod help, pls.


Posted Friday May 4 2007, 3:17 am

So, yesterday I was having troubles I would connect my iPod and iTunes would come up but it wouldn't say my iPod was connected. I just shrugged it off not needing to update my iPod. Then today I went to add some more songs to it but once again it's not saying it's connected. What do I do to show it being connected?

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Ok I need this FAST!


Posted Friday May 4 2007, 2:22 am

It's 2:16 right now so I have 4 hours until I give this kid ive liked for the longest time a note.. explaining him something that emplys that I like him and then im ganna ask him something. Im ganna ask him if im just like Daniele.. which is a supa prep who he always comlains about and i wanna kno if he says the same things to her that he says to me about her.. and If he gives me the right answer Im ganna ask him if he wants to go out and see what he says..

I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME NOT TO DO THIS!

Ok nooo dont tell me that I just cant sleep because im worried and no ones up to tell me what a dumb idea this is so this is my last resort. I wanna do it really in the morning because i wont see him in the after noo...

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ipods and limewire


Posted Friday May 4 2007, 1:58 am

i have limewire and i will be getting an ipod nano tomorrow
how do you put the songs on there
like i dont wanna have to pay for them on itunes you know
and how can i put them on through limewire ?
i hope you understand what i mean


i wanna transfer my songs from limewire to my ipod ahah
thankss

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best friend love!!!


Posted Friday May 4 2007, 1:48 am

ive fallen in love with my bestfriend. hes so awesome and funny and all and he isnt serious very often. how do i ask him out?

thanks so much.

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Posted Friday May 4 2007, 12:26 am

My girlfriend has an eating disorder. I wish nothing but the best for her, but she keeps eating less and less. She keeps a daily, sometimes weekly count of calories and tries not to go over 1000 calories a day, as opposed to the daily 2000. Additionally, she tries to exercise daily, sometimes twice a day, if she felt like she gave in to eating a certain food. What do I do to help her? I've tried being there for her and talking her through it, but nothing seems to get to her. She explained to me how 'eating healthy' for her was staying away from any kinds of fat, carbs, and just overall eating less. Her color is starting to fade too. Instead of feeling good about losing any weight, she just uses that as more motivation to continue the proce...

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I'm going thru a phase...


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 11:09 pm

during puberty where I think about sex a lot, and kinda get attracted to it.

I kinda sneek into my parents rooms and look at their porno videos, its sooo BAD. But i can't stop looking at that stuff.

And sometimes I go to websites with pictures, bad pictures.

I wanna stop, but cant, what do I do?!

thx

kp:\

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I once smoked, and I don't know what I felt about it.


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 11:05 pm

I don't know if I liked it or hated it, it was a mix, what do you people feel about smoking? How about alcohol?

I don't think much about it but, i dunno.

thx

kp:|

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sex tape


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 11:02 pm

my boyfriend and i were doing it one ngiht and i didnt know he taped it. and he showed it to all his friends they write whore on my locker and my desks and they always stare at me. i yelled at my boyfriend for it but he said i have a nice body and should show it some more. what should i do?

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I have a friend who's pro-life but I'm pro-choice...


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 11:00 pm

and i dont know, we're sorta growing apart cuz this ordeal. We've been friends for not even a year, but we're really close friends already. what do i do to keep our friendship? Do i act like i agree with her?

thx.

kp:)

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Deleting A Column


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 10:57 pm

If you push 'delete your column' on the site map will it delete it write away or will it say 'Are you sure you want to delete' or something? Supid question I know. I just was going to click on something else and I almost pushed the link to delete my column.

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masterbation


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 10:56 pm

i used to masterbate
and i dont know it felt weird like i was rubbing my hand against something like rigid
inside of my vagina
it felt weird like not painful but a very awkward feeeling and i dont know i just didnt like it like my nails would rub on the rigidness
and idk
is that normal ?

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I can't remember anything!!!!


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 10:53 pm

13/f

everytime i try to remember an important date, I end up forgetting, like my orchestra lessons, I miss them and now my score has gone down to a B and i'm scared Ms. H might pull me out of the class. How do you remember things?

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hooking up...


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 10:51 pm

ok so alot of my friends have hooked up with guys (as in making out) and im going out with this guy who i really like (and he likes me) to the movies. i know that its gonna happen but hes "experienced" haha. i dont wanna sound like 4 but can u give me any advice so im not completely terrible? thanks!

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song


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 10:37 pm

whaats that song that goes "i say so,and so says i,how can it be? that these things live in me? " it was on a commercial, anyone?

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featured columnist


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 10:34 pm

how do you request to become a featured columnist if you meet all the requirements already? or do you just have to wait for it to happen?

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featured columnist


Posted Thursday May 3 2007, 10:32 pm

where's that list of req. for becominig a featured columnist? like what's the bulleted list, and at the bottom it's like, "if you think you meet these requirements, then submit yourself to become a featured columnist" can i just have that link? i cant seem to find it.

or just a link to requesting to be a featured columnist.

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