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quakers chew bar


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 5:21 pm

quakers chewy bar.. are they healthy or not?

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This guy confuses me!


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 5:20 pm

Hi!!(Long.. I'm sorry. please read!!!)


Okay this guy ...his names Matt...makes me so miserable!! I'll start off by saying I use to like this guy...like..love this guy, well I'm just 13 1/2 so its not REAL love. Well, he absolutely hurt me.. so bad, he told me he didn't like me...the worst way possible...he let his sister bash me on his Myspace...and he didn't even delete the comment for me.Well...that was a long while ago and...we got into a fight like last month and he STILL hasn't became my friend again and I don't know why. He was mad at me because a day last month, my friend and I were talking...and we called matt and we were talking and joking around...and he said to me " I don't like you and I never will&qu...

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he likes me, he likes me not.


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 5:12 pm

18.f

I recently started hanging out with this guy. We went to the movies and things went really, really well. As we were leaving he said to me "I will definitely call you tomorrow" and he did. He called me and we hung out the next day. He came over to my house and everything was perfect. We went on a walk and things were just perfect. We talked the next day and he said that he could probably hang out one night this week after he got off work if I wanted to and of course I said that I wanted to. I was talking to him today and we didn't talk as much as before. I feel like things are changing already and I don't really know what to do. I asked him if he wanted to hang out this weekend and he said that he was busy frien...

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I seem to be losing my friendships


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 5:09 pm

I dont know why but i think i may be losing my friendships with my friends. A lot of my friends aren't talking to me anymore and when i try to talk, they ignore me. This never happened before and i dont know why or how this started. It started a few months ago in my freshman year at high school and just keeps increasing with more friends as time goes on. Many of the friends i had before are now just acting different around me. They seem to dislike me and keep distance with me. If i try to talk, they just say nothing. I dont know what to do and im scared about this situation. They used to text me, talk all the time, and we used to hang out and now its stopped. Whenever i try to hang out with them, they are always with the other people there ...

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he likes me, he likes me not.


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 4:59 pm

I recently started hanging out with this guy. We went to the movies and things went really, really well. As we were leaving he said to me "I will definitely call you tomorrow" and he did. He called me and we hung out the next day. He came over to my house and everything was perfect. We went on a walk and things were just perfect. We talked the next day and he said that he could probably hang out one night this week after he got off work if I wanted to and of course I said that I wanted to. I was talking to him today and we didn't talk as much as before. I feel like things are changing already and I don't really know what to do. I asked him if he wanted to hang out this weekend and he said that he was busy friend and hanging...

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Bestie's 17th birthday


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 4:30 pm

For my 17th birthday my best friend made a scrap book of our lives and she had a custom picture frame made that was engraved with our names and nick names for each other and they are the two most treasured things I own.
Now in June it'll be her 17th birthday and I am clueless as to what to get her. Last year I had her present planned out by January. And she's been through a lot this year and I really want to get her something special and at the end of the year I'll be moving out of state and might not be here for her next birthday.

A little about her:
she's the strongest person i've ever met
loves lacrosse
ben&jerry's ice cream
marine biology
eco-friendly things
books about...

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can vaseline be used as a lubricant


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 3:38 pm

can vaseline be used as a lube? .. is it safe to rub it on my clit?

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best place


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 2:49 pm

to get a tattoo. ima pretty short girl 5'1 and i want to get a tattoo of a scorpian im a scorpio but i dont want a big one. i was thinking maybe right side of my stomach...or maybe upper shoulder...let me know. i dont have any right now and i just want one.

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best way


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 2:46 pm

to get over a guy i was with for 9 months. i still think about him when im not busy. i try to stay busy and since our break up i went on one date, which was like hell because he talked about his ex. lol but i need to get over my ex because i know he has already got over me, he told me himself. i dont look at our old pictures, i dont look at his myspace page, i dont call or text him or look at old memories of us. i just want to stop hurting.

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birthday


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 11:07 am

For my grandma's birthday i wanted to make her a cd of songs with her name in them. Her name is Margaret even Maggie would be fine. I already have rod stewart's maggie but i need more ideas.

thanks

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Does talking about a problem really help you?


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 7:09 am

and how does it help?

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Weight & Body Image


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 5:03 am

21/f
I have terrible body image, but I also despise myself for caring too much about what I look like. I am now over 200 pounds, and I am 5'5". All of my adult life I have been around this weight. The only exception is that I lost about 30 pounds once, but I didn't keep it off. I tell people I want to lose weight for my health, but I know deep down that the majority of my motivation is because I hate the way I look.

Despite being obese, I seem to be in pretty good health. I have excellent blood pressure. I have perfect cholesterol levels. There is absolutely nothing wrong with me health-wise. I work out regularly. I drink nothing but water, tea, and juice, except for one or two 12 oz beers on occasion. I eat mostl...

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i dont want to hurt him


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 3:04 am

well theres this guy and hes really nice but is one of them guys that will pay you out in frount of there friends . he liked me like 7 months ago and i dont want to sound stuck up but i think he still does . about 7 months ago i think i broke his heart and now knowing how it feels i feel so terrible :(. i love flirting with him and he does flirt with me but i dont want anything more ,and i think he does . hes the perfect guy kind, sweet and his mum & family loves me . what should i do ? im attrachted to him but couldnt see myself kissing him ? i dont want to hurt him again. help?

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Flaminco and Spanish Guiatr


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 2:33 am

What is the difference between Spanish Guitar and Flaminco Guitar? Or is there one? Thank you.

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is it worth it?


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 2:31 am

I feel like I have done a significant amount of work in peripheral countries for my age. Peripheral is the correct word for third world just to keep everyone on par. I started at 17 teaching English and Health in rural Argentina and Bolivia. I am now 20 and have spent over a year in these areas. I found out today that one of the kids I worked with starved to death. I am just at a point where I'm wondering whether it's worth it. It costs me over $3000 dollars a year to be able to volunteer. I'm a triple major in Spanish/Political Economics/Latin American Studies with a Portuguese minor. Can one person really change anything? Am I wasting my time? Most of my peers have decided that spending their money on cars and parties is more worthwhile. ...

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Spanish Mariachi


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 2:23 am

Ok. I sing, I like to learn different styles of singing. The one I am interested in right now is Spanish Mariachi. Specifically kinds like this (sorry they aren't the best songs but they are what I know :P) Antonio Banderas-El Mariachi, EL Cascabel (I don't know who it's by) and the song in happy feet My Way (A Mi Manera) sung by Robin Williams...the style it's sung in. Especially the begining. I really like Cahro as well. In Thumbalina Charo sings a song called On The Road. The begining of the song. that style. Does anyone know any good bands (especially women singers) that I could look into that would help me learn to sing in this style. Thank you so much!

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now what


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 1:06 am

so my friend kept tellin me about this guy "bob" about how he has bad uck and is looking for a good girl. I have dealt with some bs from guys lately and she kept telling me to come over they live in a frat house type kinda thing. well when I was supposed to come over "bob" would always ask if I was comming and that he was intrigued. I have met him once before but we was drunk. Well I went there this past weekend and got drunk. my friend asked "bob" to make sure I got to my car and got out ok... Well we sat in the kitchen took a few shots and he started to eat something he asked if I ate and I said no she he made me eat. there was one more chicken nugget and I still had one in my hand but he wouldnt eat it he ...

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An...odor


Posted Tuesday May 12 2009, 12:19 am

20/f. Basically, I have a smelly vagina. And I don't know how to get rid of it. I always wash down there but even when I get out of the shower, if I spread my legs just a little bit, you can smell it. And even when I'm at work if I've been sitting for long periods of time my crotch and the chair will smell bad and its embarrassing. If I sit down too fast the odor will arise and then people can smell it.
When I go to the bathroom, my underwear is ALWAYS damp/moist and there will be a small trace of white. Not like, a lot of discharge, but always a little trail of white.

What is my problem? How can I have a "semi-normal" vagina. One that doesn't smell and one that doesn't get moist (thats probably where...

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I don't want it to be a date.....


Posted Monday May 11 2009, 11:39 pm

Right. So I have this guy friend who's basically only sexually attracted to me. I mean he's cool and all and we're friends but he'll talk about how he wants to have sex with me and stuff. I've told him I'm not dating people right now because I'm just taking a break to focus on the more important aspects of my life. He knows I won't date him but we're really close so he invited me to this date thing the football players are having. They're projecting a movie onto the side of our school or something and it's supposed to be really cool and all the football players are gonna be there... well he asked me and I kinda want to go because I like meeting new people and I've been a hermit lately because of all our end of school testing and my needing ...

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this is pretty awkward,


Posted Monday May 11 2009, 11:21 pm

but it's normal for married fathers to.. watch porn, right? i'm almost 15. i havent CAUGHT him, .. like confronted him, but ive seen it on his screen when he x's out of it (as i come into the room). its kind of obvious. but it's normal and okay, right?

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