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What is going to happen to Michael Jackson's children?


Posted Friday June 26 2009, 1:19 am

Will Michael Jackson's kids be homeless? I know he has three children: Paris Katherine, Prince Michael, and Prince Michael II--also known as Blanket. They're all underage so they need an adult guardian, at the very least.

Now that Michael Jackson has died, will his kids become wards of the state or something? I know that Michael Jackson wasn't married when he died so the children don't have a proper mother, right?

Will Michael Jackson's children be placed in foster homes?

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what did i do to deserve all of this..


Posted Friday June 26 2009, 12:42 am

(fifteen; female)
this is a really long story but please take the time to read it because i've never been more desperate for help in my entire life..

i had a boyfriend who i am totally and completely not only in love with, addicted to. let's call him A. i also had a really close friend who i've known since around fourth grade, let's call her B. a few months ago, i found out from a newly made friend (who i had known probably about a week) who was friends with my exboyfriend. one day, he told me that he couldn't lie to me, and he told me that A and B had been sleeping together. when i confronted them, they both denied it. A's only defence was "if i slept with B, don't you think i'd brag a little more, she's hot as s...

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Someone please explaine!!?


Posted Friday June 26 2009, 12:38 am

I have been going out with my boyfriend for 4 weeks almost 5. And I want to makeout with him, I know he does too but he wont do anything that Im not comfortable doing. So, we haven't even kissed, I don't want to make out/kiss him because I dont know how? I know this sounds cheesy but I don't want to mess it up, or make it really akward.. Because this is my first kiss too and I really like him. So can anyone give me advice on how to kiss/make out? Thank-you soo much if you reply to this!
14/F.

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How can I, before my Cuban vacation get a hot CUBA BODY!?!


Posted Friday June 26 2009, 12:23 am

I am leaving for Cuba during the second week of July. I put on some weight during the winter and went from skinny 96 lbs to a average healthy looking 110 lbs. Problem is I have been eating unhealthy and my gut is gross. I never had this problem and even though I used to workout my abs I do not anymore and I don't thing crutches will help my gut. What can i do to get my flat stomach from before without loosing weight. Please help me I want to look good for cuba and its in less than a month. WHAT SHOULD I DO, i don't want to spend money but I have no problem with working hard, so please give me all you got!!!!
Thanks.

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Tips for buying a car


Posted Friday June 26 2009, 12:11 am

I really need to buy a car of my own. I have to go to work every day and my mom is so tired of me using hers. I told my mom I would go out and look at cars soon but I don't know anything!

It'll be my first time buying a car and I don't have a whole lot of money. I figured I would go to a dealer and make payments or something on a decent car. I'm not really looking for shiny and new though. Just something that takes me to work and stuff.

What should I know before going to look at cars? What do I need to check out, look for, ask about, etc? Any tips on buy a car would be extremely helpful!

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drug test


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:46 pm

I have to take a drug test for a job I got offered...anyone here ever taken a drug test ? Do I need to bring any important documents? And do they send your results to the job or do I have to bring it back?

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missing it..


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:44 pm

17/f.

i keep missing my period. :/ like its every other month. a lot of my friends have this problem too. but my mom keeps stressing me out about it!! she keeps saying if you don't get it by july 1st i'm taking you to the doctor, but i don't want to go. has this ever happened to you? do you know any possible reasons why i may be missing it? any information would be helpful.

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Is Michael Jackson going to be buried or cremated? Where?


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:40 pm

Where will Michael Jackson be buried if he isn't going to be cremated? Anybody know? I'd like to visit Michael Jackson's grave site if possible.

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Another Pregnancy Question


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:38 pm

Hi,

I had sex on Monday June 15th and got my period of June 17th. Is there ANYYYYYYY possible chance i COULD be pregnant even though I got my period? Thanks.


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Where is Janet Jackson since Michael Jackson died?


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:37 pm

Has anyone seen Janet Jackson with the Jackson family today after Michael Jackson died?

Janet Jackson seems to be missing right now, or at least out of the picture in the media. What's up with that I wonder? I'm sure it must be devastating for her and I do hope she's in good health right now.

Just wondering if anybody has heard something from Janet Jackson so we know she's OK too! I figured she would have been on TV but I haven't seen her or anything...has anybody?

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stuff to do this summer to make it not a waste..


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:31 pm

hey. well, i'm fifteen and i'm too young to have a real job yet lol. i'm working for my mom, earning 50 dollars a week. my question is, what are some things my friends and i can do, that are cheap, and are close by (in MA). my mom's not too good with driving me places, and she'd never take us to like six flags or anything because she wouldn't want to stay with us. i guess i'm just looking for ideas on fun stuff we can do besides walking around a mall with no money, or having people over and having nothing to do. i guess this is a really difficult question lol because without much money or a ride we're basically screwed. but can anyone give me any tips on something we can do? thanks!

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Michael Jackson fan sites


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:29 pm

Are there any good fan sites for Michael Jackson?

I miss him greatly already and am really sad that he passed away today. I've always wanted to become some sort of fan member of Michael Jackson but I never took the time to sign up and express my love for his music and talents. I even feel sick to my stomach that I never took the time to see Michael Jackson in concert :(

So, yeah...anybody know how I can become an official fan member (I will even purchase a fan membership somewhere if possible) of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop?
THANX

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Stretch marks


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:22 pm

I have stretch marks on my thighs from a growth spurt, and I want to know if anyone has like secret tricks to get rid of them, I don't have coco butter like everyone says works, and I really can't afford to go out and buy products, does anyone have a good way to get rid of them within a few weeks or months?

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guys


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:09 pm

im the type of girl that always has a boyfriend , and i have been seeing this boy for about 2 years now, were off and on and he breaks my heart continualy, i try and not fall for his ways but i always do , and i really love him alot , and i know he loves me but we are also young were both 17, but alot of other boys like me and iam scared to lose what i have with "alex" by seeing other boys , another boy has showed intrest in me and has asked me to go to his prom, he goes to a diffrent school. and i always said that this boy was cute, but i dont know what to do , i love alex alot , i would do anything for him but this prom sounds like fun and this boy seems intrested what do i do?

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hi


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:08 pm

i really love this girl. not even like. straight up in love with her. ive loved her for a year, and i killed myself everyday working out to get her approval, but theres been none. id give the world to have her for an hour, and id give up every dream ive ever had. i asked her out recently and she said she couldnt do that to me, but i talked to her ex-boyfriend and he said i was the only one who he wanted to date her. what should i do about this?

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Are my feelings about Michael Jackson's death strange?


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:07 pm

Michael Jackson died today and he was only 50 years old. It really took me by surprise, but it wasn't as if I didn't expect it sometime fairly soon. There have been rumors flying around for some time now about his health problems. As a matter of fact, when Michael was on trial, one day he was late because of health problems. Obviously, the judge didn't feel that Michael's health was all that important because he threatened to have Michael Jackson jailed unless he made an appearance in the courtroom. Michael showed up in his pajamas. Does anyone else remember that?

People made it out to seem as if he was faking. Some people even made it seem like he was crazy and would do ANYTHING as he was suddenly "extremely unpre...

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how do you deal with problems abouy your faith? (if you have


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:06 pm

hey :]

all my life i've been born and raised in a christian household. My family have always been that way. I'm pretty open about it, but lately, alot of my "so called" friends have ditched me because of what i believe in. It got to the point where it would really bothered me but i figured that they aren't really my friends. But not to the point where i would harm myself. You sound like a bunch of smart people and i was wondering how you deal with problems like mine or hpw you think i should handle the issue.

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Is there an answer? How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop??


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 11:00 pm

"How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop??"

Seems like all my friends are saying that lately, and I started wondering: Has anyone figured it out? Wish I was kidding, but I really want to know How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?!

I have tried doing it, but I never ever make it. Has anyone? Ever?

Driving me friggin insane!

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I like to touch myself


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 10:59 pm

I really like to touch myself. I think its a problem. I'm really lazy too and I don't know how to motivate myself.

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exFriend probelems


Posted Thursday June 25 2009, 10:57 pm

Alright well I had this friend. She was younger than me and was in a lower class. When she moved up to my grade [which was in a different school], she changed a lot and started ignoring me. She would always give me this weird look that made me think she hated me/had no idea who i was. she would hang around with different people [not to be rude, but "ghetto" people] and she ditched me on halloween and made up this stupid excuse that she cant go out [later i found out she went out with her other friends]. Well after a while it was really starting to piss me off so i asked her why she ignored me and lied to me and stuff and she said she would stop and that she had now idea what i was talking about. But she kept ignoring me. So me and...

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