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Tattoo Advice
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 5:16 pm
After my cousin passed away this past summer, I've been looking into getting a tattoo to honor him. I know exactly what I want to get for a tattoo, but I'm struggling with deciding on the placement. I want it to be somewhere it will look nice, but also is easily hidden. I don't want it to be in a place that is considered inherently "sexy" because I would find that inappropriate for a tattoo honoring a family member.
The tattoo is simply going to say "imagine" either in John Lennon's handwriting or in my own.
My cousin loved to be outside and to be barefoot, so the location I've most wanted to get it is on the foot. However, I've heard many tattoo artists won't do foot tattoos, so I've be...
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Masterbation and blisters near the vaginal area?
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 3:30 pm
If you are a virgin and have never been near a man for any kind of sexual activity, but you masterbat, what kind of infections could you possible get? Could you show signs of any kind of blisters near the the vagina area?
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Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 2:13 pm
so im 13 and i have gone through a lot of crap in my life, a lot. not really gonna go into detail, but basically what happeened in a nutshell is my life went upside down from being fun-loving girl to being confused, depressed and suicidal. thankfully i am not any of the last three discriptions anymore. I have lifted a weight off my chest and i feel very releived, but when i did lift the weight off my chest, it was the most pain i've felt in a long time. before that i was kinda numb or depressed you could say, but when this happened i exploded out of rage and anger. and i did cut. but i promised i would never do it again. how could i? it was basically the worst thing in my life that ever happened. things can only get better. i have been seei...
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My best friends exgirlfriend
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 12:48 pm
okay so my best friend broke up with this chick awhile back for some unknown reason. And ive been spending time with her geting to know her. And when my relationship fail I started to have feeling for her. But I think my best friend might be rethinking his break up with her. What should I do? I really like this gal. But I dont want to hurt my best friends feelings.
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Dreams are making me cry my eyes out??
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 10:01 am
Okay, im 18/f and I have a boyfriend thats 17/m. We've been together for almost four months, and he has broke up with me once for mixed emotions; three days later we got back together.
For the past two nights I have been having nightmares. Literally. I wake up tossing and turning, and sometimes even balling my eyes out. They are always about Riley (my boyfriend) cheating on me with his ex; but last night, i had one where he was on my bed, with my bestfriend, and she was but naked and they were making out; than I broke up with him; and he seemed not to care. I woke up balling my eyes out again. These dreams feel so real, and the leave me with an icky feeling inside all day. Everytime I wake up, I hope the dream will just stop,...
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help?
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 9:54 am
I’ve been with my boyfriend for 9 months. We’ve been engaged for 4 months. We’re both 19. All we do if fight (for about 7 months it’s been nothing really but fighting). He always says how he thinks my feelings have dropped for him. He says I’ve changed. He acts like he doesn’t trust me anymore. He always has me swear on our relationship that I’m being honest. We both have bad jealousy, trust, and anger issues. He has broken up with me twice now, once since we got engaged because I talked to a guy. Every time I know it’s because he's mad, but how can I convince him I never lie to him, I’m the same just more open and I haven't lost feelings for him? This is killing our relationship and if things don’t change soon I don’t know if we are going to make it.
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Boyfriend has not taken calls or called me
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 4:04 am
Hi,
This is my story. I met this hot Italian guy, who had been my next door neighbor for a whole year and I didn't know this. One day, my flat mate invited him over for dinner and since that day, things were on a roll. We hooked up the very first night we met, spend hours talking, watching movies, making out, going out for dinners.
He even met some of my friends and I met his. he had to move to another place because of landlord issues, but is still only about 10 mins away from where I live.
A couple of weeks ago, he mentioned that he's been having a really stressful and rather traumatic time at work. Then two days later, I called him to ask if he'd like to get out for a change...to feel fresh, ...
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Lostzombies.com should be shut down.
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 2:40 am
I recently went on to lostzombies.com just to check it out. and i was continuously mad fun of and had a lot of rude remarks about being gay, which im not, and about my mother. Now I did say a little bit back, in defense, however the admin chewed me out and nothing was done about those who made really personal rude remarks. I think this website should be shutdown. Immediately.
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Mother Drinking
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 2:07 am
So, my mother drinks every night of the weekends, and sometimes during the week nights. We tend to argue more when she drinks. The past two nights, it has been especially bad. She says low blows and insults, and treats me like I'm a child (I just turned 18 a couple months ago). She'll find any excuse to create a fight. I've tried talking to her about this in the past, but it gets nowhere. She just tells me that I'm "always trying to make her feel guilty" or scream at me for calling her an alcoholic. I have mentioned it to my dad in the past and he brought it up to her, who just got angry at me. I honestly don't think she's an alcoholic, just that she cannot control her emotions well when she drinks. During these fights she'll alwa...
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Am i pregnant? Birth control antibiotics = trouble?
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 12:39 am
i had sex a week ago, im on the pill but also antibiotics.i had sex on a friday night, forgot to take my pill so i took it saterday morning, then saterday night forgot to take it again and sunday morning we had sex again, then sunday afternoon i took my pill from saterday. and sunday night i took sundays pill. we didnt use protection but he did pull out. i just found out that antibiotics counteract my birth control. im recently having a hint brown discharge. is this from my birth control, or am i pregnant? and can i find out now or is it too soon?
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how can you increase your metabolism?
Posted Saturday March 12 2011, 12:38 am
13/female hi i was wondering if there's anything you can eat/drink or do to increase your metabolism. thanks :)
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Getting over first relationship
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 11:22 pm
I know they say getting over one's first relationship is the hardest but it can definitely be done. Why do I feel that the only true way to get over a relationship is to find someone else? Even if it's not love in the beginning, it might be later. Though it is so wrong, why does it seem so right?
My ex broke it off with me because we lacked communication issues from the start. I had trust issues with him, as well. Being my first relationship, and not his, I was very picky about the way things were but I always thought honesty was the best policy. I am also going to move cities away from my home soon enough as well. What should I do? Sometimes I miss him like crazy and other times, I'm alright. We don't really talk as much, at all, or...
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i have a crush on my friend's very distant cousin
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 10:53 pm
16/f
i've been friends with this girl for a few months now and ive known her cousin,anthony, for almost a year. i never really had the time to talk to him because i was with my longterm boyfriend who ended up cheating on me a couple of months ago. so i've been single for a while and i associate with a lot of people at school i've never even noticed before (my ex got kicked out too) and it's pretty great. No, I'm not a flirt but if you were to see me a few months ago I was always with my boyfriend and he didn't like me talking to everyone, now if you see me i'm always talking to everybody. well I used to talk to anthony every great once in a while while i was taken but now i talk to him a lot and i've grown to like him as more than a ...
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whats ur opinion on scuicide
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 10:01 pm
im not saying im scuicidal but just wondering what other people think on it. Do you guys see it as a person going thru so much that decided to end his misery. Or do you see it as some shallow uncaring jerk that decided to end it. I dont know i just kind of want peoples opinions on the subject whatever it may be.
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How to write a sad story
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 9:56 pm
14/f
I don't do happy endings. For 12 years I've been exposed to all sad, depressing stories and movies. If a story makes me cry, I know there's a lot of emotion in there, and I like being able to write a story that brings a tear to someone's eye. Thing is, I'm still learning. I'm currently working on a story where a small child finds and befriends an ancient monster. In the end he dies. How can I really cram some emotion in this without making it seem overdone or exaggerated? All answerers, thank you!
~Also. Sorry if this is in the wrong category.
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I am too skinny!
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 9:40 pm
I have been skinny all my life. I am 15 years old and I have a fast motabolism. I eat all the time and as much as I possibly can. I've even counted every calorie once to make sure I was eating enough! I want to gain weight in my arms and legs especially! My legs look like sticks to me. I'm tired of people telling me how I look anorexic or asking me if I am anorexic. How can I gain weight with a high motabolism?
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I don't feel accepted.
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 9:35 pm
I'm a highschool student and this year has been rough for me. I have very few friends. I have low confidence, low self-esteem, and i am really insecure. I'm always feeling like I'm being judged by everyone I walk by. I feel like I'm not important and no one cares about me or of me. I don't feel accepted at my school. What can I do?
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what should i do?
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 9:34 pm
I like this guy, he likes me,hes engaged, and im his "sancha" i want to stop wat we have, but yet another part of me wants to keep wat we have going. I dnt kno if i should break away or keep doing wat were doin.
his fiancee lives in another state, hes in the marine corp nd is stationed in my city. he tells me tht she is cheating on him too, because she has tld him, but he hasnt tld her about me. Anyone wanna help me, im confused.
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I bought my prom dress... but I have NO idea how to match accessories with it! HELP!
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 9:00 pm
Helllo there! So I bought my prom dress, but I'm reallllly bad at matching it with accessories, help please! here's my dress: http://www.debshops.com/product/index.jsp?productId=10934429&cp=10992367.3765772
looking for any jewelry and shoes to match, Deb stuff works :)
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Songs about waiting
Posted Friday March 11 2011, 7:06 pm
Do you know any songs about waiting for someone? The only ones I know is Lucky by Jason Mraz and If It Means A Lot To You by A Day To Remember.
Thanks!
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