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Q: On an episode of American Idol,They showed the simpsons auditioning Simon Cowell.Simon Cowell was singing "Don't you wish you boyfriend was hot like me".Ryan Seacrest said "He's been waiting to do that song for months".I didn't get why he would be waiting to do that song for months.I was wondering in which episode of which season of the simpsons this extract of Simon Cowell came.
*Thanks*
The host was just talking.It was just a meningless joke.He was just trying to make a comment about the song and draw attention to it.He doesn't get paid for nothing,you know.

In a google search type "the simpson episode guide simon cowell".
Look at this link-
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/content_objectid=13930048_method=full_siteid=89488_headline=-HOMER-SPOP-IDOH-name_page.html

Q: There is one columnist who draws peple like flies.She rarely lists anyone as a favourite columnist but many people list her as a favourite columnist.She rarely answers questions from the pool but she still gets tonnes of inboxes.Once someone told her not to drink snd she told them to mind their own business.She got an apology and even a rating of five for being rude.When I told someone to mind their own business I was yelled at by her and told not to be so rude.Dale Carnegie who said in his book titled "How to make friends and influnce people that people like people who make them fell important and appear to like them.She contradictcts him.Why do people love her so much?How can I be like her and make people like me?This is her advice column-http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=lorelei
She does have that I'm great,I'm a celibrity thing going.She is very glamourous and cares a lot about her appearance and stuff because she feels she's worth it because she is so great.When she feels and acts so important.people start to believe she is that.Dale carnegie said if you make people feel important,they will like you.She makes herself seem important.When people are on the good side of an important person they feel important.She says she drinks like it is something special so she tells people not to be grandmas and let her drink be she is so wonderful and she can drink underage so people should sop bugging her and join the "good side".She is just a self-promoting celebrity.She actually thinks she is important enough to put up her pics on the internet for strangers to see.SHE ACTS LIKE SHE IS A CELIBRITY SO SHE DETS TREATED LIKE ONE.

Q: I came onto this site a few weeks ago asking a question about becoming a model and how you have to look.


But, what is beautiful? Someone on this site told me "If your not beautiful, then don't bother"

But what are the criteria for being beautiful?
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LOOKS ARE SUBJECTIVE.BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.There is a theory that people are coustom made and their faces are made according to what they would want themselves to look like.Models just have to be thin.That is the only qualification you need.

Q: 14/f.ok. well...i think i'm ugly.pretty much every girl at my school in my grade (8th)is skinny and pretty. i'm a nice person, i have quite a few friends, and i talk to guys.. but i just feel like i'm ugly. i'm not kidding when i say this... every girl in the 8th grade has/have a boyfriend. i've never had a boyfriend. i know, i know, i just need to wait for the right guy to come around, but what if that never happens for me?? i'm 14 and i weigh 175. i don't look that big, but i kinda do.. i just want a guy that likes me for who i am and what i look like, but what if that guy never comes around?? do i need to loose weight? people tell me i'm pretty, and they like my clothes or w/e. but i just feel like there won't be a guy for me. what do i do??? help me please!! thanks a bunch!!!
LOOKS ARE SUBJECTIVE.BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.There is a theory that people are coustom made and their faces are made according to what they would want themselves to look like.
About the loosing weight,you might or might not be over weight.I don't know how much a pound is(things are weighed in kilos here) and more importantly I don't know your height.If you think you need to loose weight the healthy way.Looke for some Thai and Japanese recipies and learn about their diets.They are both very thin.You could buy Naomi mouriyama's book "Japenese women don't get old or fat".You will automkatically crave the food your body needs.Modern American fast food is not what humans were meant to live on.Eat healthy.Make exercuse fun.Run up the stairs,play sports,go swimming,jog in the pool.HAVE FUN.NO one knows why or how boys choose girlfreinds.Scientists find that phenomenon very strange.Most of the time,guys choose a girl other guys like or are considered beautiful by the rest of the world because the are famous or a model even though being a model requires more talent rether than "beauty".However it does require to be thin.Ofcoures being fat was in fashion once,but being thin is healthier and humans and all other animals were meant to be thin.Modernisation is changing that.Settle for a guy who likes you for who you are and not because you are in demand and it makes them feel like they achieved something.Insecurity is usually because of something that happened in the past.Post traumatic stress disorder and other psychological diseases could cause insecurity

Q: how much does she weigh?
110 lbs
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/paris_hilton_arrested_for_dui.html
Please tell me why you wanted to know in feedback.
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Q: Are brown eyes even pretty anymore?
It just seems like all these beautiful people have blue or green eyes.

And all the people with light colored eyes are noticed more.

My eyes are very dark brown.

I want to make them look pretty.. :\
There is a theory that people are coustom made and their faces are made according to what they would want themselves to look like.You probably will try out some color contacts and stuff and realise you could only be happy with your beautiful brown eyes.All eye colours are equal.Maybe blue and green are in fashion but that doesn't mean they will ayways be

Q:
Ive been begging my mum for adges to let me toatly make over my room but now that it comes to actually designing it im stuck .I dont want it to be a toatly grown up room as im only 13 but i dont want it to be childish . A lot of my friends said a black and white theam but i dont want that . I thaught maby really light pink walls and then a dark
(but not like really dark)and funky bed and curtains. I really need help has anyone got any ideas?

xx
You don't want your room to be boring but you don't want balloon wall paper.You could get some wall paper.Something with palm trees or something with stars,flowers or hearts.Try color schemes like green and white,pink or violet and white or light blue and violet.You can get wind chimes and water falls.You can arrange you room according to feng shui.You can search for colour therapy in google.try this URL http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/fengshui/fengshui.html
hope I helped

Q: can anyone think of something to do on a rainyday.
There is nothing like spicy garlic bread on a rainy day.Take a walk in the rain.It is always fun and drafts do not give you colds.Play board games.Have a party.Read or write a book.

Q: I'm really bored. I wonder why other people aren't as bored as me. Please tell me everything you did for one day to week.
Thank you.
I went to school,watched T.V,read and watched some more T.V

Q: I am completly fed up!this has been the most boring summer ever.I realy need some ideas about things to do.I am tired of computers. Think of something for me to do that has nothing to do with the telivision or the computer.I will rate 5.
You can listen to music,make wind chimes,join an art class learn to play an instrument go swimming,have a pool party,celebrate foreigm festilals,go to the movies and clap or yell 'boring' or leave some mysterious notes in your neighbour's newspaper.Try reading or writing a book.
Visit pioneerthinking.com and discoverfun.com.
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Q: I am not exagerating i need help please help i rate high i have seen everthing on T.V 1000000000000000 times and i have surfed the entire internet i realy need help please help.Please can someone think of any non-internet related things to do please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can listen to music,make wind chimes,join an art class learn to play an instrument go swimming,have a pool party,celebrate foreigm festilals,go to the movies and clap or yell 'boring' or leave some mysterious notes in your neighbour's newspaper.Try reading or writing a book.
Visit pioneerthinking.com and discoverfun.com.
Have fun

Q: I am really bored.I want to do things like making stain glass paintings,making wall hangings,celebratin festivals from different countries like Brazil here,learning to play the piano and other such things.What else should I do?How can I go about doind these things?
Thanks
There is lota of stuf you can do.Look in the directory for a piano class.Reading about it on the internet is a tedious job bu if you want you can try yahoo music.Try discoverfun.com.Try writing a book.Look in the paper for adds for art shops.Use the directory.Try www.pioneerthinking.com

Q: i am so bored and i dont know what to do. does anyone have any fun websites to go to exepct bored.com because its acully boring. i want to like like dress up people or something girly thanks i rate! please dont say barbie.com
what about http://carrielynnesworld.com/

Q: My back is itching like mad!!!!!! I don't have a back scratcher, and I can't go out and get one! What else can I use!? PLEASE HELP.. I'M GOING INSANE!!!
you can use powder there are many prickly heat powders or take a bath.If you don't have time for extra baths just put water on your back.You can also put on the air conditioner
hope I helped
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