Mackenzie's advice column

Hmm..

- hair brush?
- flashlight?
- handle of a screw driver?
- wine bottle?
- turkey boaster?
- vibrating cell phone?

There's a lot of things around the house to get it on with. Be creative, and see everything as a penis.. you'll come up with something, I promise.

♥[?]♥ i'm just asking. ok, i'm new here. browsing thru some of the questions, i couldn't help noticing that some of the questions were made by 13-to-17-years-old people. is this a webpage for teenagers or just for everyone?need a little help here..

This site is open to all of those above the age of 13. Majority are teenagers, however you will find that a great deal of them are above 20. =]

♥[?]♥ i'm just wondering, who would you guys recommend as giving the best advice??? like you could say people on the top rated columnists but i want ones from other people's personal opinions. thanks!

- SilentOne --perhaps my favorite.
- Michele
- m3lisza
- MFS
- Ultratunaman
- ballerina04
- DangerNerd
- younggrandma
- craZlilchelC152
- Solaris
- askmex3
- DangerWench
- vballbabe021
- Draak
- FunnyCide
- x0 hollister babe
- SoNotLegal
- Southern_chickety

♥[?]♥ Who thinks that this site should be for helping people, not senslessly being jerks? Say I.

I second that notion.

♥[?]♥ Hey Kenzie! Its Teza.. okay do you remember when you had that thing in your column where you could just click on a persons name and it would take them to their column?? You had it like your favorites or something.. well how can did you do that? Thanks tons!

< + A HREF="URL HERE" + >TEZA IS A SEXY MON< / A >

Delete the TWO + signs, and THREE EMPTY spaces within the < and > at the end of the code.

♥[?]♥ How do you make only one would be bold? Because when ever i do the code, my whole advice column becomes bold which i really dont like! thanks in advance!

Once you START the code, you must END it.

< b >TEXT HERE< / b >

but delete ALLLLLLLL spaces WITHIN the < and >

Piece of cake, right?

♥[?]♥ Okay I want to be gothic and my mom wont buy me anything gothic ... or let me be who I am !!

I am only 13 so therefore I cant buy anything because I dont have a job .. and me and my parents dont get along so please quit saying the same advice you give to everyone else

"talk to your parents .. hope I helped"

NO YOU DIDNT HELP

so please think about it

Uhm, you can't just "be Gothic". You either ARE.. or ARE NOT. Being "Gothic" isn't about what you wear. It doesn't matter WHAT you wear. "Gothic" is a feeling.. a lifestyle.. NOT AN OUTFIT.

If it matters THAT much to you... save lunch money. If you're not willing to do this, then that's your problem. And if you just aren't GIVEN lunch money, ask for allowance and start mowing lawns...

♥[?]♥ how do you get a music code ?? Like with no video, i know how to get one, i just want it to play the song , not give the video ..

Any links that give JUST the song and not the video ??.. Thanks ..

You can find songs at all of the following:

- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
- http://www.xanga.com/no_shit_just_music
- http://www.xanga.com/musicurl
- http://www.xanga.com/XxAaNnGaA_MUSIC
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Beyond_Amazing_Music
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxX_MUSIC_4_U_XxX

♥[?]♥ Hi i was just wondering dus any1 know of any sites that tell you how to get from a certain place to another place by bus or train? cos all i can find is driving directions but i dont have a car

or if you cant find any then could sum1 tell me how to get from barking station to Harwich please

Try these two sites:
- http://www.greyhound.com/
- http://www.amtrak.com/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=Amtrak/HomePage

♥[?]♥ is it normal for teenage girls to masturbate?

Of course. It's "normal" for people of almost every age to masturbate.

♥[?]♥ i am going in gymnactics soon and i want to be able to do a slit, i want to suprize my teacher. so can anyone give me tips on how to do one?
thanks a bunch

Here's a few websites you might find of some use:
- http://cheerleading.about.com/od/gymnasticsandtumbling/l/bl_splits.htm
- http://www.stadion.com/catalog&test.html

Goodluckkkkk!! :D

♥[?]♥ I want to make an icon site but how would you do that if you can't steal other people's icons? thanks bunches

You can get the source code for just about any Xanga out there, whether they disable right click or not. This doesn't always work, and if it doesn't.. you just have to find them elsewhere..

♥[?]♥ any masturbation tips? i know this might sound gross, or someone might say "just get a guy to have sex with", but i'm only 12.

Well, first of all.. if you're 12.. you legally shouldn't be on the website. I'm not really lecturing you, since I can't do too much about it, personally. I'm just saying not to be surprised if you receive a ban.

Moving on, this website should help you:
- http://www.mypleasure.com/education/sexed/masturbation.asp

♥[?]♥ i start school soon & the doctor says i can use herbal stuff to help me get to sleep earlier than im us eto...have any of you used it and tel me if its worked? thanks

Certain scents trigger certain reactions to your body. Lavander is what makes people sleepy. You can buy Lavander candles, face wash, hand soap, body gel, body lotion... the possibilities are endless. What I have is a hand soap. Simply wash my hands with water, and lather up really good. My eyes start to close standing at the sink, so this stuff really works. I purchased mine at Bath & Body Works for about $5.75, which is a good price considering the amount I received. This was over a year ago now, but they might still carry these products. If not, department stores will for shore, and you're always bound to find something at Walmart. Goodluck!! =]

♥[?]♥ i had no idea wut category to put this under but o well.....i just want to kno wut is masturbating?? i hear the word all the time and i never kno wut it means...i rate high (unless u give a snotty remark or say something like "i dont kno")

Masturbation is the erotic stimulation of one's own genitalia, commonly resulting in an orgasm. And an orgasm is an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is generally accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female. Basically... you just rub your 'privates', because it feels good...

♥[?]♥ K, this question is for guys. Or girls. Whichever.

When you give a hand job or head or whatever, what are some things guys like girls to do?

Anytips?. Thanks.

I can't really tell you here. =/ If you'd be willing to reach me on AIM, I could send you an entire manual I've written. S'up to you. =]

♥[?]♥ Hey I was just wondering what some good ways to find families to babysit for are. I want to babysit within my town though. I'll rate high!
Kelli

Try making a bunch of fliers and distributing them on the bullentin boards at your closest couple of groceRy stores; free advertising -- that's what it's there for. However, baby sitting is a serious matter. Make shore you know exactly how to perform CPR on infants and toddlers in case of emergency, and once that is all settled, you can add that to your resume. Call them crazy, but parents are more likely to give you their business if they feel their child will be safe with you. Also, you can ask your Mother to mention that you'd like to take up baby sitting with her co-workers. I'm shore that could rake in a few, at least one? =]

♥[?]♥ What's a guys opinion on love handles? Ugly or not?

This is a personal perference. I would say that MOST guys perfer that they NOT be there, but that is NOT to say that guys who LIKE them aren't out there. One of my closest friends completely loves 'em. =]

♥[?]♥ can you get sick from the heat? like throwing up? thanks

Oh absolutely!! Just make shore to stay hydrated, and you should be okay.

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