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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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I know the whole purpose of this is for ppl to complain about why relationships are the way they are... but what i wanna know is... who's to judge your relationship?!? I know everyone needs help with stuff sometimes... but what makes you people think that stressing over someone is really worth it? The constant worrying and wondering... it starts to do some pretty screwed up things to people! Im not tryin to be mean or pick on people but ive always had a theory that relationships arent reliable until later years, like your 20s and 30's, when people are emotionally ready to handle things! Ive never been a huge fan of dating, because why waste time on someone whos just gonna hurt you anyways, relationships always end... unless your extremely lucky! So my advice that i wish to seek is... Why are people so dependent on a relationship? Its called INDEPENDENCE!!

Sincerly, *NeverBeenLucky*

i guess im pretty lucky then, because i am in a long and loving relationship and im only 17, so therefore, i think im credible in answering questions about "young love". and im still independent so i dont really understand what you are saying. are you critisizing relationships because you have a cynical view on them ( judging by your name...) because not everyone has the same opinion as you. its kinda not cool to discourage the other people on this site because of their choice to have a relationship. sorry but i speaka the truth.

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Hey Everyone! I'm a 16 yr old female and this summer my mom and I planned a trip to Tennessee. So she said I could invite a friend, so I did. Today we went out with that friend and another one, later at dinner my mom said she was re thinking bringing her with because she was a lil out of control. She said I should take my other friend that was out with us today. I don't want to lie to the one I already invited and take another one instead. I asked if I could take both, my mom said she'll think about it. So should I go to take both? Because I really want both of them to go! I rate. :)

that could be very fun! you should make sure that the two of them get along, otherwise that could lead to a very bad ride there and home (ugh) if your mom really doesnt want to take the "wild" one, then you have to explain it to her ( DO NOT.. I REPEAT.. DO NOT LIE TO HER) that your mom cant handle her and she cant go anymore because she was acting irresponsibly. try and pursuede your mom to take both though, because that way no one gets hurt and you have double the fun (hopefully) peace out:)

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can u get pregnant if u hav sex on your period??

the answer is yes. its highly unlikely, but yes. ive heard sperm can live in a moist place like the vagina for more than 48 hours, so if you are at the end of your period, an egg can be fertilized. the lesson here is: ALWAYS USE A CONDOM OR GO ON BIRTH CONTROL ( or both!!) be safe please :)

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ok i met this girl lets call her megan through one of my other friends while i was out of town well we started talkin on the phone and now i have noticed there is kinda a lil connection between us but i have never seen her but like she really likes me and like one of her friends called me up to tell me that she really aproved of me and megan going out and that megan really likes me which to me seems all ok but the thing that worries me is that she is a year younger then me (i am 15) and that all my friends don't really like her atleast the ones that know her they all think she is like a bitch and stuff but i hold my friends opions very close to me cause alot of the time when they tell me somethin it's trueand i may just not be able to see it so do i go with chioce A. meet her then ask her out B. just go ahead now and ask her out without ever seeing her or choice C.just forget about the whole thing

Gabe

my answer is somewhere between A and C, but not B. You have never even met this chick, so you can't just ask her out sight unseen. plus, you should meet her before just blindly going with your friends opinions. thats not cool. girls like it when you like them for them, and not just because your friends "approve". and the age thing... age aint nothin but a number baby. :) good luck

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I am 4'9" and I weigh 93 pounds... I have very muscular legs and arms,(i dont mean to brag but i am telling the truth so i will get good advice) but my stomach is a little poochy. I haven't gone through "puberty" yet, and i know that I will get taller and thin out a little bit, but for now, what are some ideas to lose the pooch? (plus inner thighs, and lateral obliques) Thanks!

if you havent hit puberty yet, its still a little baby fat.. perfectly normal. i had the same problem,and its all better now. i really dont think you should try and lose a lot of weight, because you are teeny! maybe an idea to "lose" the pouch is to wear shirts that draw attention away from your tummy. oh and p.s. inner thighs SUCK, ive tried a million things to get rid of them.. i think the best way to tone is running or jogging. :) peace out

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all my friends think my one guy friend is gay and i think so too..but he deny's it when we say nething about it..what do i do ??

why would it matter if he is gay? dont pressure him into confessing he is gay.. if he really is he'll tell you in time when he is comfortable with it. for now, just stay COMPLETELY off the topic.

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whats the quickest...easiest way to lose a few pounds? i am only 14...so i cant go to the gym or any thing...plz help!

drink a LOOOOOOOT of water and go jogging.

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there is this guy who i really like but he doesnt even know i exsist what should i do to have him notice me

lick his face.

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my boyfriend hasnt called me n like over 1 month n he has done it b4 n i dont kno 2 do
should i break up with him or stay!!

i have a brilliant plan! CALL HIM! dont wait around for him to call you. call him and ask him why he hasnt called and if he gives you some B.S. then dump him.

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well heres the deal...theres this guy...well just say his name is bob...so i really really like bob...and i think he likes me too...my stepbro and my friends all tell me he likes me n thinks im hot n other stuff like that...and when we are together we are like really flirty w/ eachother and all that and ive liked him for almost a year now and he knows i like him and we text message eachother almost all day everyday and i cant figure him out...what is the best way to ask him about it...b/c i think he likes me b/c of the way he acts around me like at partys he always gets me drinks n drives me around n were really good friends but i want to be more than that so what do you think would be the best way for me to find out what goes on in his head???
{im 15}

just ask him. its silly to wait. if you wait too long he'll probably lose interest, or you will. its scary or w/e but confidence is sexy.

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whats the best way to start a conversation with a friend that is a guy or a boyfreind...if they dont talk much at all?

ask an incredibly strange and random question. like for example " if a turtle doesnt have it's shell, is it homeless or just shelless?" or "Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? " or even "How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?" works for me :)

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I'm having some troubles getting guys to come up to me and start a conversation. How do I get them to start talking to me more?

Signed,
Guy Troubles

why are you waiting for them to come up to you? why dont you just talk to them. if you make the first move, you show them that you are confident and that is majorly hot.

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im makin a buddyprofile and i cant think of any actors and actresses. can yall tell me some of yalls favs of BOTH of them please? thanks

ooh for actresses, keira knightley and kirsten dunst. actors johnny depp and orlando bloom

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Ok one of my closest friends always crys at school. She makes a BIG deal about everything. And when one of her ex - friends dumps her she'll hate them for the rest of her life. Is she overly sensitive or is she doing it for attention. Please help.

~*AhHhHhH*~

could be both. i have a zillion friends like that.. they are called DRAMA QUEENS. i dont think that there is really any help for that because drama queens love the attention.

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okay, so here's the situation..in 7th grade i used to be how do you say it..the ugly duckling..then in eighth grade my body matured and i was still unhappy with myself..then people started complimenting me and i have had no trouble finding people to do stuff with..not meaning sex but...yah know..i just don't know what to do ..because as much as i want a boyfriend im soo used to my usual thing..i don't know what to do..what if i cheat on that boyfriend..or what..is it like wrong not to have boyfriends..becuase i don't think im ready for a relationship..maybe in time but i mean right now im not gunna settle down ..but is it wrong or what?

i dont think thats wrong at all. if you dont feel like your ready for something really serious, then just have fun! you're young-- plenty of time for boyfriends. so you are totally fine just dating around. :)

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My best friend never approves of my "sexual activities" with my boyfriend! Lately, I just wont tell her because I hate how she overreacts but shes my best friend and I cant keep secrets from her!! I feel terrible! Now that I've had sex, I want to tell her but definitly dont know how. She'll get so mad at me.. Should I tell her? What should I say?

thats really none of your friends buisness, what you two do.. its only your own buisness. you dont need to tell her. its not keeping a secret then, its just keeping her from too much information and keeping you from getting yelled at. she's not your mother and your activities are your own buisness.

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mii bf has two friends and i had asked him to go to canobiie lake ((amusment park)) with me on sundaii and then his two friends tell me his b-daii party is sundaii and that he cant go.. and they said he has known about it cuz they throw him a huge party everii year.. i donno what to do.. whii would he lie and what should i do...
lOvE,
xAmiiEx

P.S: if im his gf shouldn't i be invited..?

maybe its a surprise party and your boyfriend doesnt really know about it. ask him if he knows about a party or something on sunday. you werent invited to his party? thats crappy. maybe you should reschedule your trip and go to the party instead. on another note...whats with the double i thing???

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my mom has been really mean to me and my brothers lately and i think it is because her and my dad who are divorced are having arguements because she wants to move to a different state, what do i do!

yeah she is probably venting out her frustrations and you guys get the brunt of it. it sucks. maybe next time shes mean to you or your brothers, ask her why shes doing that and ask her if she is trying to drive you away, which is what is ultimately going to happen if she keeps that up. hopefully she'll see that you guys dont need to be the release of her frustration.

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ok well me and this girl briana are like best friends we go sumwhere together everyday and hang out...but lately she is getting annoying and i dont really wanna hang out with her anymore...do u think we hang out to much and im just gettin sick of her or what!? plez help me!

yeah that happens to me too.. if i hang out with someone every day i get sick of them. take a little break from hanging out with them for a few days and then when you see them next, you'll be happy to see them and want to hang out with them. the trick with irritating people is to take them in moderation.

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Hey umm im 15 and im preg. i need to know will i get my period?

if you're pregnant.. no.

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