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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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what does "tossing the salad" mean?? (link)
tossing a persons salad means licking the asshole


Im 18 and my boyfriend wants to have sex am i to young? Or cani get into bed with him. If i can can u recommend some ways to make him happy. (link)
no 18 is not too young. however, only you can know when you are trully ready, and if you are not you shouldnt. just make sure that when you are ready you use protection. i think he will be happy enough just to be having sex, you dont have to worry about making him more happy


kay i feel dumb doin this first of all but...this kid...i've been havin sex with him(with protection of course) sence i was 14..i'm 16 now. so he knows i got a bunch of feelings for him...but we're not together, so he thinks nothing of being like "so when can i fuck ya girl?" "when's ya girl gonna suck my dick". like i do alot for him..like sexually. he asked me to fuck him and his friend and i did...and on tape. but then he wants to get upset when i speak to another guy. do you think he cares about me at all? idont know jus let me know what you think please =] (link)
is he talking to other girls at all? because if he is he shouldnt be talking. also even boyfriends arent supposed to get mad when their girlfriend just talks to another guy. honestly i think he is just using you for sex and you should stop.


I have a friend, well he's actually a sisters friend, but I would also consider him my friend and I'm sure he would do the same. He's in 9th grade and I'm in 10th. One day while we were out we were on the topic of God and he said he didnt believe in God. He says he thinks Jesus existed but that he was just a normal guy. He said if God existed then he wouldn't have diabetes.

Now I want to educate him about God and help him accept him into his life. I feel it is my duty as a Christian to guide him to a better life with God, because you are supposed to help the people who don't believe. He is a really sweet boy, and I told him that I was going to teach him and he said "you can try but it won't happen" so if he said I could try I'm going to make every effort too!

My problem is I don't know how to approach it. How should I start off with this teaching and showing? I've considered asking my pastor but I decided to come here first. Thanks for any help! (link)
Why dont you tell him youll have sex with him if he accepts jesus, thats how one of my friends got converted


on xanga, how do you underline your words? (link)
put ,u. ,/u. around the words you want to underline except hold shitf while pressing , and .


What is fingering? There seems to be a lot of conversations about that?? (link)
fingering is where someone uses their fingers to please you by puttin them up your vagina


hi. it says on the ibuprofen bottles that you can only take 6 in 24 hours. (200mg) What happens if you take more than 6? I doubt 6 will kill you. How many will kill you? What are the side effects for 6 pills or more than 6 pills? Thanks (link)
it would take quite a few ibuprofens to kill you, more than 6 a day would probly just make you sick.

OVERDOSE:
If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immediately. US residents can call the US national poison hotline at 1-800-222-1222. Canadian residents should call their local poison control center directly. Symptoms of overdose may include: severe stomach pain, coffee ground-like vomit, unusually fast or slow heartbeat, trouble breathing, extreme drowsiness, loss of consciousness, or seizures.


info taken from webmd.com


Me and my boyfriend tried to have sex and we couldnt get his dick in my vagina because it hurt to much and he got scared and we just couldnt seem to do it what were we doing wrong? (link)
youre a virgin (i assume) its supposed to hurt a bit the first time, this is why you should start out with lighter stuff like fignering. you should also use lube, and this should go without saying but always use a condom


Over the summer I lost about 10 lbs. And considering I was only 150 lbs to begin with, I'm now extreamly thin. I didn't lose the weight on purpose, I was just sick of like 3 weeks and I couldnt eat much at all. Well I really need to gain that weight back but the problem is that I'm a cheerleader so I'm constantly moving adn working out which obviously doesn't help with gaining weight. Does anyone know how I can gain it back? My coach just said that it will eventually come back on its own but I'm not sure if that's true. (link)
OMG a cheerleader that wants to gain weight? someone call guiness. anyways the secret to weight gain is taking in more calories than you use up. as a cheerleader you use alot so basically just eat unhealthy, lots of candy/cheesecake/hanburgers/etc you should be able to gain the weight back pretty fast.


ok well my ex-boyfriend fingered me one time...and now hes saying that he could only get one finger up there b/c i was tight..? whats that supossed to mean.. im only 5 foot and very patiete(sp?) could that have something to do with it??

thanks in advance (link)
no, it has more to do with the fact taht (im assuming) you are a virgin and havent stuck much up there, as you have sex itll loosen up, and bieng tight is considered a good thing.


i hurrd thurr is a time in the mouth when a grl can hacv sex with protection and not be pregnet is this true or what cuz now i am very confused (link)
i think you meant without protection, and no its not true. there is a time when you are less likely to get pregnant but still you need to use protection both for pregnancies and for STDs


ok, i want to have sex with my boyfriend, we're both virgins and know how to do it, but not exactly, .. i mean i know that his penis goes in my vagina, but is there anything else ??.. (link)
yeah a condom goes on the penis first, just watch a porno or two for the rest of the details


A few days ago my friend hurt her foot. Now its all swollen and she can't walk! But her parents refuse to take her to the doctor, saying that she's blowing it all out of proportion. How do we get her parents to take her? (link)
go tell a doctor, they are allowed to legaly take custody of her if her parents are refusing to treat her


im a 13 year old girl who has never made out with anyone would you ever go out with someone like me would u help them if so how (link)
well i wouldnt, but thats becasue im 19 and going out with a 13 year old would be beyond wrong. though when i was younger i had no trouble with dating someone inexperianced, in fact some guys even prefer girls that way.


i just started freshman year and i'm in all AP and honors classes but they r really hard! im failing like all my classes and i know its because im dumb and my parents wont let me take easier classes! theyre just like 'ur not getting good grades cuz ur sooo lazy' and i cant stand it anymore! i want to die!! (link)
all AP and honors classes freshman year? i pity you, honestly. heres what you do, go to your councelor and ask them firstly honestly what they think, they will most likely tell you to trade down some classes. my advice is to keep the AP classes because they will help you later in life, but the adv classes for the most part dont matter. id recomend dropping a class and taking a nice easy elective like ceramics (which in most school systems will satisfye the fine art requirement you need.) if they dont tell you any of these things then jsut tell them you are overwhelmed but you4r parents are pressuring you, ask for a note of some sort to show your parents or for a meeting and hope your parents will listen to them. if you want more specific help from me feel free to send me a private question with more info like your schedule and such


Is there any way to pass a drug test if you have smoked pot in the last two weeks? Does it actually stay in your system for 30 days? (link)
depends on how often you smoke and how much you smoked for say two months beforehand youll probably pass. go to http://passyourdrugtest.com/ and brush up on a list of false positives.


a girl i dont know that well, but is good friends with my good friends invited me 2 her b-day party, but i was gonna be on vacation, so i told her that and said i couldn't come. she called me a month later and invited me to another party, but i was really really mad at the moment. and i bitchily said "i'm busy" halfway through her sentance and she was like "oh... ok" and i said "bye" and hung up. i called back and apologized once i had cooled down a bit, and explained it was just my mood. but she's been telling her friends (mine too) that she thinks i hate her. any suggestions to make her realize i have nothing against her (and start getting invited to her parties again, because it sucks, cuz she has them all the time and i'm never invited anymore) (link)
well a few people have told you to talk things out with her, which im sure youve thought of, so heres my suggestion, invite her to a party. doesnt have to be one of yours, just one youre going to.


Ok, at church we had a lesson on being sexually pure, and they said no "necking and petting" ...what is that?! I'm really curious...

I'll give a 5 for accurate answers!

signed,
Confused and hopeless. (link)
necking is Neck sucking A form of foreplay

petting is Groping, fondling

use urbandictionary.com for all your slang word needs


Does AIM store your conversations? (link)
no


is fingering yourself the same as masturbating? if not what are the differences?... ill rate for helpful answers! (link)
fingering yourself is a way to masterbate. masterbation means pleasing yourself sexualy.




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