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Alright, theres this guy and we were talking and i was like what are you doing this weekend? and he was like nothing.. then he was like you? i was like nothing.. then i was like do you wanna do something this weekend? he was like yeah sure! so we are going to the movies and we are inviting friends and all but.. he seems like his is into me and stuff but on his profile it says "looking for a valentine" i mean hes always like i cant wait to go to the movies so i can hold your hand or i cant wait to go to the movies so i can kiss you and stuff.. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!??!

Sit next to each other in a scary movie and see what happens!

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well i like this guy and we flirt a lot and he likes me too but he hasn't asked me out yet ( very annoying) :'...we haven't kissed yet and we walk home everyday...what can i do to like flirt and try to kiss him while not trying to make it obvouis that i wanna kiss him...like how can i do it out of surprise to kiss him

well, if you walk home everyday and he says something sweet, kiss him like a peck (lol) on the cheek!

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how can i get rid of a zit FAST b4 it gets way bigger?!?!

toothpaste clearasil visine hot water

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i was a week late on period, i took several pregancy test that came back negative. the last one i took came back positivebut the next day i started bleeding, is there a chance that i am or was the test possibly wrong?

Both. Test could be right or wrong, but I suggest Planned parenthood or the gyno

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i am in 8th grade. and i am not doing VERy good in school. on my report card i got 2 F's! my mom is taking my phone, comp. after school act. away from me if i dnt get that up! what should i do??!!!

most teachers want u to succeed. ask for help and ex creditand admit that you were irresponsible.

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I can't seem to get a boyfriend. I am fat but im a good friend. Im also trying to lose weight. I have only had two boyfriends in my life, one in second grade, and my last boyfriend lived in Virginia (I live in Missouri) and he didn't know what I looked like. I think im desent looking aside from my weight. I don't have really that many guy friends eaither. I was hoping someone could give me tips on how to get a guy.

~*~Britt~*~

honestly,i don't know any guys who wouldn't date a girl only because she was pleasantly plump but for those that are shallow, i guess that they don't like plump girls because they're afraid of ruining their reputation. become friends with girls who have a lot of guy friends...then u kinda know guys...

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Well I am 14 years old and in 9th grade of high school. I have this really cool girlfriend who goes to a different school and we have been going out for 4 months. I also have this girl who's my best friend who I've started to like too. I can also hint that she likes me and I've been thinking about possibly asking her out. I mean, I love my girlfriend but i don't know what i should do. I know it isn't fair to like someone else while you're going out with someone so I wanted to know what you guys thought.

Thanks,

Confused

okay...cheating is wrong, liking isn't as long as it's lust aka crush otherwise...choose!

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My dad is always playing halo 2 on X-box live and lately he has been acting like the teenagers on there and he is 38 years old. And today he asked me to do something and when I did it, it was wrong and he said he was going to beat my ass. and I said do it and i will call the cops and he said call them now so they can take you away bitch. and that mad me so sad and I am crying right now and before he played halo he was so nice but now I hate him but when he isnt playing it he is nice sometimes and he yells at me all the time. I tell him all the time about I dont like him becuz of halo and hes is like the game isnt changing me..BUT IT IS...

Hi I am 13 too and my dad did something like that once. He threatened to break my arm if I didn't get off of the phone. Leave a bottle of water that's open on the x box or cut a wire. I know that this is risky, but you have to stop your dad from playing halo, and that seems like a good way to do it

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I am having trouble, I'm babysitting for my neighbor. This one baby is very weird! She like poops every 5 mins. I do not want to change her diaper(that white thing that goes on her butt so she doesnt poop or pee in her pants). I am in the middle of watching a movie and she keeps crying. She has a brother too and he does the same thing(they are twins). It is crazy madness I tell you! So please help me and answer me ASAP! Tell me what I should do !!!! thank you!

Um, to be honest with you, you aren't a responsible sitter. The kids should be your top priority and not you movie, you seem really naive

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i'm dating this guy at my school that i am best friends with, and i guess that it just feels really odd when we kiss. can u help?

You and colin kissed? Okay sorry, but I think I know you...what do you mean by odd, like you imagine your dad/brother/teacher...or that it's just weird. maybe you aren't very confident in your kissing skills, practice makes perfect!

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Cheerleading is just over! I am pretty good but i want to get better. I can do a cartwheel, round off, all jumps, heal streach, split! But tryouts are in about 2 months and i want stuff to do. I have a few questions,
What are some new cool moves?
What should i do to teach my self a back walkover? I am afraid of going back!
What can i do to get my jumps higher? yes, I prep but that doesnt seem to be enough, is jumping while i prep a bad thing?
Should i do some running and such? Im skinny but for extra "strength" if you want to call it that!




((Please.... HELP!!!))
Ask any questions any time!

take this from a gymnast of 8 years, ok back walkover...do back bends and kick over making sure your toes are pointed and that you stick out your nose as far as you can (average is a foot...this is once you're in your backbend!)...do this until it's natural and once you can do this eally well and really fast, try a back walkover, but always have a spotter (someone there to look out for you)!

To gain height, practice jumping up with backward arm circles, make your elbows hit your ears every time!

Ya you prep, then jump, otherwise it isn't a prep! Hope this helps!

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I'm not talking about Nick and Jessica.

Has anyone watched that really old show Newlyweds? Where Newlyweds come on the show, and answer questions about eachother..and if they get it right, they get a cookie or something. Well, I'm doing that with a few of my friends..and I have questions already made up..but I want to know, how do you play? What are the rules? Please answer only if you really know and have watched the show before!

Haha sounds like fun. Ok, I sgest watching it yourself, it's on game show network at like 2 am...but here goes. Either the guys or girls get the ?'s in advance, and then they write out answers on cards (posters). For clarity, we'll say the girls wrote out the cards. Then the guys and girls sit in pairs and the host reads the question and lets the guys answer. Once they answer, the girl holds up the card. If the answer and card match, that couple gets 5 points and so on!

Hope this helps

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ok, i'm not ugly, but i'm not exactly beautiful. does anyone know if there's a way to make me look and FEEL prettier? and by "pretty" i dont mean "slutty"

Ya. First of all, do push ups and situps so that you FEEL strong and fit. Also, the brain releases hormones called endorphins that make you happy, and you get these when you work out! Second, choose flattering clothes and hair color. If you have big boobs and you have a big midsection, don't wear tight clothes. If you're thin and petite, then wear tight clothes because they flatter your figure!

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heyy everyone. ok i was wondering if a guy is 18 years old and your 15 is it illegal to go out as boyfriend and girlfriend? because theres this really hott college guy and i really like him a lot but hes like i cant ask her out because its illegal. thanks yall!

Yechnically, it is illegal, and if your parents find out, you could both get charged, and i think that those are felonies, so if I were you, then I wouldn't go out, for legal purposes. I would suggest a friendship though!

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