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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Hi Everyone, i'm Hannah Montana. i know i may be a popstar but i still need advice at times too. I know it may be hard to imagine. but its true. Hot-diggity-dog! what i need advice on is, on the show, do yall think i should date Olivar?
thanks so much. I love you all! *smooch*
- Hannah Montana
Oooh, told! ahahahaha.. wait.. wait... okay, hahahaha!

♥[?]♥ theres this old song that i realllly want to get off of itunes, but i dont know the name. It goes...."I saw you last night at a hotel......"
The song is called "Picture", and it is a duet between KidRock and Sheryl Crow.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kidrock/picture.html

You can watch the video at:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7kskFvErnVQ



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♥[?]♥ what is dry sex/what is dry humping? thanks.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry+humping

♥[?]♥ whats is masterbating?
How do you do it?
or how does it happen?
http://www.coolnurse.com/masturbation.htm

♥[?]♥ Where can I go and see wich programms start running the minute I open my computer and change them?
http://www.mlin.net/StartupMonitor.shtml
Well, I use a downloaded program for this. It will even alert you and ask for your permission every time a program tries to start itself up. It has made a huge difference for me with the speed of my computer. :)

♥[?]♥ What are some signs that will allow me to tell whether I'm pregnant or not...I don't want to use the test thing.

I know about the no period thing so...anything else?

I really need this. I'm scared...Please help .
Check out the following websites. They will list and explain the symptoms:
http://www.childbirth.org/articles/pregnancy/signs.html
http://www.womens-health-questions.com/pregnancysymptoms.html
http://www.babycenter.com/pregnancy-symptoms
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_first_signs_of_being_pregnant

♥[?]♥ I have one.
I gained ten pounds, over the past couple of months. And being only 5'2. Most of that weight has found itself hanging around in my middle.
Don't get me wrong I kinda like it.
It's very doughy. Makes me look a lot rounder and softer.

But do some like a little extra jiggle?
(I know not all do, of course.)

just to give you an idea-
i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/Zeilay/P4190336.jpg

i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/Zeilay/P4190339.jpg

i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/Zeilay/P4190346.jpg
Are you kidding me?
I haven't been that slim since I came out of the womb.

I have a boyfriend of two years. He would think your stomach is cute. Hell, he'd probably perfer if you gained some weight. He likes a belly.

I know it's easier said than done, but I don't suggest you worry about this. Take a look around - you're slimmer than most every American out there. It really all boils down to confidence. Confidence is sexy, much more attractive than a six-pack set of abs.

You look great. :)

♥[?]♥ do you think its a dumb idea to go to Goodwell and get jeans?.. i mean i know they have hollister A&F jeans, but for cheaper. i think its a good idea. do you?
Why the Hell not? I went to Goodwill yesterday and got myself a bunch of awesome clothes. I even found several things from Old Navy and other major brands. And when I wear them, nobody will even be able to tell they had a previous owner. The thing with Goodwill is that you must hunt for the bargains. Prices are cheap, if you're willing to do the work. Thrift stores have good clothes, and thrift stores have shit clothes. Shop around, and keep an open mind. You'll find yourself something real nice, trust me. :)

♥[?]♥ you know those plaid shorts from hollister or abercrombie that everyone is wearing?


http://www.abercrombiekids.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10101&catalogId=10851&productId=316894&langId=-1&categoryId=12152&parentCategoryId=12103&colorSequence=01


http://www.abercrombiekids.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10101&catalogId=10851&productId=337680&langId=-1&categoryId=12152&parentCategoryId=12103&colorSequence=02


in your opinion, do you think shorts like that are cute?
I like the pattern in blue best. They'll probably be popular this year.

♥[?]♥ Does anyone have links ... or , just quotes they can type that i could put in my info. like from songs or just websites. i recently got dumped and id liek ot make my boyfriend feel bad.
Try these:
- http://www.quoteworld.org/browse.php
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ what do you say after having sex with someone in the car, or them giving you head in the car. since you'll be together for a bit longer and bkth will be awake. is saying "thanks" a nono? just passivley be quiet and somthing, its awkward...please give me some good things to say after gettin head in a car, or having sex in the car, so that it wont seem that i didnt enjoy it.

thanks
Hmm.
Why say anything?
If you must, I'd keep it short and sweet.
"Damn, that was good."
And nothing more. :P
It might even draw a chuckle.

♥[?]♥ Hey! well I'm 14/f and I'm turning 15 May 3rd! Well, I'm kind of undecided of which present to tell my parents to get me. I'm stuck between a coach bag and an ipod nano w/ its case. I want a nano because I like the idea of portable music, but I also want a coach bag because I think it's really cute and valueable, but I don't know yet and I don't think my parents can get me both
:(...what do you all think?

the coach bags I'm thinking of are
http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=9505&category_id=926

or...

http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=9503&category_id=926

which bag do you guys like better?

ps-whichever one I don't get, I'm going to save up money from the summer to get it. Thanks!
In all honesty, I wouldn't purchase either at a garage sale for three bucks, but that's just my opinion.

I suppose it depends on what is most important to you. The larger purse is quite a bit more expensive, but that extra room might be worth the money. However, I like the smaller bag more than the larger bag. And the smaller one is cheaper, which is always a good thing. Truthfully, I think I like the smaller one better, because it hides the pattern that turns my stomach.

And I have never cared for being "in style" and fashion gurus can bite me, but isn't that pattern "so last year"? I say pick whichever purse appeals to you most, and to Hell with what everybody else says. But if being "in style" matters, I'd suggest finding another purse altogether.

Anyway, I think both are classy, and goodluck deciding. And Happy Birthday. :)

♥[?]♥ Theres this guy that im like really flirty with, were gonna hook up eventually

but i need something to call him
like, not personal or anyhting.
like, he calls me baby but i have no idea what i can say back to that cause hes a guy and all
There are so many terms of endearment out there. I'm sure you will find one that appeals to you on this website: http://www.yaelf.com/toe.shtml

♥[?]♥ I am redoing my AIM profile, I need cute things to put into it like cute friendship quotes, and other cute quotes. I would love any other cute ideas for my new profile. I would like it if you gave me a good website but could you also tell me your favorite quote and stuff.

Thanks
These look good:
- http://www.quoteworld.org/browse.php
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ can you get pregnant from humping a pillow, if you have your period?
I have been humping a pillow..and i am scared i will get pregnant?!
This is the third time I have answered this same exact question in the past six months.

The answer was "no" the first time.
The answer was "no" the second time.
And the answer is "no" this time.

♥[?]♥ so i'm horrible at flirting. like seriously horrible.

how do you flirt? & flirt good. i want to be good at it so i can get this guy to notice me.

please help?
Goodluck:
- http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/flirtideafrs.shtml
- http://www.flirtzone.com/tips.htm
- http://www.adze.com/couples/love/flirting.html
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_flirting.htm
- http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/dating/men/articles/0,,139_602486,00.html

♥[?]♥ What is douching?
"The word "douche" means to wash or soak in French. Douching is washing or cleaning out the vagina (also called the birth canal) with water or other mixtures of fluids. Usually douches are prepackaged mixes of water and vinegar, baking soda, or iodine. Women can buy these products at drug and grocery stores. The mixtures usually come in a bottle and can be squirted into the vagina through a tube or nozzle."

For further information, check out this website:
http://www.4woman.gov/faq/douching.htm

♥[?]♥ i was just wondering where ink is from?
trees? like paper is from trees
ink is from ___ ?
lol
Good question.
I had never thought about this until now.
I am under the impression that it doesn't come from any one thing.
I understand it to be from a minxture of "waxes, lubricants, surfactants, and drying agents".
Obviously I jumped on Google, but nearest I can tell.. there is no simple answer.
That being said, hopefully you don't mind just a little bit of reading. :)
http://pubs.acs.org/cen/whatstuff/stuff/7646scit2.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ink

♥[?]♥ What are the symptoms of a kidney infection?
"Frequent urination
Strong, persistent urge to urinate
Burning sensation or pain when urinating
Abdominal pain or pressure
Cloudy urine with a strong odor
Pus or blood in your urine (hematuria)
Inability to urinate (urine retention)
Need to urinate during the night (nocturia)
Back, side (flank) or groin pain
Fever"


Try this website:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/kidney-infection/DS00593/DSECTION=2

♥[?]♥ What is the title and who is the artist(a female) of the song that goes like this: "Just a day, just an ordinary day....Just a boy, just an ordinary boy...But he was looking up at the sky" Or something like that;). Please do tell me if you know.

Thanks in advance!
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