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Hey! I'm Andrea.. my cousin has a column here, DarkChocolate794.
I've been giving advice here for a long long time. I've been through more than you'll know. I've managed to stay normal thanks to Jesus.
I'm nowhere near perfect. I'm a busy girl,so I don't have much time to get on as I used to. I'll hit you up immediately if you inbox me.

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is it normal for a gf to not want her bf to look at other girls? (link)
yes it happens all the time.


okay so i heard that celery has negative calories. is this really true? and if it is what exactly are negative calories and do you know any more foods that have them. thanks (link)
yes celery has negative calories. its when it takes more calories to eat the food than the food actually has, so its like negative calories. like if a banana has 5 calories it would take 7 calories to eat the banana, so its negative.


wow , ok . i have like , huge eyebrows & everyone makes fun of me for it . [ im a girl , fyi ] .. haha . my mom says im too young to get them done , & im going into jr high this year . [ first day is on wednesday ] do you think i should just do them myself ? (link)
depends if you know how to. if you have no clue dont try. i would just get some tweezers and pluck a little, so if you mess up you can always fill it in with eyepencil. go on google to find out how to do them yourself. never try to shave or put hair removing products like nair on your eyebrows to avoid pain, because it will not work. if your mom notices tell her how you dont like them and some other people dont to and how u really wanted to do them proffesionally but you had no other option really but to do them yourself


Back when I was a senior in highschool I was really unpopular and I had a crush on one of the most popular guys. He knew I liked him but because of his popularity he never asked me out (but I suspect he DID like me). This is because I caught him checking me out at the prom when I was all dressed up and he used to sneak looks at me in our english class. At the time he was dating a very popular girl in the class. Well I just had my ten year highschool reunion and hadnt seen him since higschool. He is married now. Although he never talked to me I kept catching him staring at me. Do you think he may still like me? (link)
Theres no chance he still likes you. He might remember liking you in high school because the whole point of a reuinion is to remember high school. Maybe he didnt even like you, or just thought you were hot, or thought you were a loser or weird, idk. all i know is he def. doesnt like you, especially because hes married


I decided to cut my hair "down there" because it always stuck out of my bathing suits. I left it so it is about a cm long but now it feels all weird when im walking and stuff. DId i do something wrong and will this feeling go away? (link)
depends. it could be your getting used to a smooth bikini area. did you shave it with a rasor or did u cut it with scissors? if you did it with scissors and its not a smooth feeling and its more of a prickly feeling then its not cut well enough. when you cut or shave this area it might be itchy, because its not as dry as most other places you would shave so it might be irritating. when you shave it with a rasor you might get rasor burn and if it was too close. put some lotion on it if its the case.


If yoou aint in that many of ya good friends' classes in high school does that mean you wont be friends? (link)
no it doesnt. it just means you wont see each other as much in school. if you become a little distant theres always the phone, aim, myspace, xangas, stuff like that so you can still talk


Hi my boyfriend and I are having some problems. Well first of all he is mad at me for getting a myspace and he wont leave me alone he's threatning to break up with me for it, its retarded he needs to just leave me alone. What should I do? (link)
Think about it, why would you want to keep around a demanding guy who threatens you? If you wanna keep your myspace, keep it. tell him to leave you alone, if he wants to break up with you for something as stupid as that fine. if you wanna delete your myspace fine, but doing it just for a boyfriend I think would be a foolish decision.


My parents have been smoking since they were teenagers. I'm just curious if everyone who smokes has a really high risk of getting lung cancer? It's not common in my family and I'm worried that my parents will get it. (link)
sorry they're smokers. depending on how old they are, i would say, they have a high risk of getting it. lung cancer cant run in a family, because if you smoke, you get lung cancer. if you hang around smokers,you can get lung cancer. if you stay away from tobbacco, you dont get it. you should really talk to them to help them quit. their risk will still be high but it wont be as bad


Ohk i ahd answered a question on here && the person rated me a 5 for the advice.

I come home today && someone left something in my inbox saying the adivce i had given was crap & i shouldnt of given them the advice.

The question was About should i have sex because my friends are having sex && its Causing me to want to have sex. And she asked for stories about our past experiences. I left stories about why not to have sex. & that you shouldnt have it because of pressure or because of friends.


Why do People bother leaving something in your inbox telling you that your advice sucks if the person you gave it to liked it.

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cuz their jealous they didnt think of something that good, their retarted bitches, or they just want to get banned


My boyfriends wants me to send him a picture of my pussy to his phone. I don't really want to. How can I tell him I'm not going to without making it seem like I don't love him? (link)
just say no way! laugh it off or call them sickos in a teasing kind of way. looking at ur buissness has nothing to do with love anyways. whats the worst that can happen?


okay, like when people are really skinny, their bones are really little and thin. but like if they gain weight .. do their bones grow? cuz it really looks like it . they cant have alot of fat & a paper thin bone. bones HAVE to grow and get fatter????? do bones grow and get fatter??? (link)
bones get stronger not bigger, unless your growing in height. a fat person whos the same height as a skinny person have the same size bones.


Lately when I wake up from sleep or a small nap.. my mouth tastes all gross. I get bad breathe and it feels like something gross is all over my teeth and the back of my mouth.

What's wrong?

[I do brush my teeth twice a day. I use mouthwash and I floss too.]

So I dont know why I have to have a disgusting mouth everytime I wake up. (link)
to downplay the grossness, first you should buy a pre brush rince kind of thing. you swish it like mouthwash then you brush your teeth at it takes away more plauge. then you can get a tounge scraper so there wont be as much plauge on your tounge. some toothbrushes have toungescrapers for the back of your tounge near your throat but dont go too far. then use your mouthwash and floss, but alcohol free is best. stay away from toothpastes with sugar. after doing this you shouldnt get morning breath anymore. if you still do, before you go to sleep, put a few drops of mouthwash on your tounge. if it continues it could be because you sleep with your mouth open, you have some kind of stomach problem or things like that.


My 17 year old is 5'6" and weighs over 200 lbs.
She also has a very large bust and upper body--such as abdominal fat. I have tried everything to get her to diet & exercise, and our house is full of nutritional food. She has been to the Dr for this also, but chooses not to take an active roll in her health.

She says she is happy the way she is. She buys expensive clothes, but they do not fit right. For example today she had a sports bra on and she was litterly hanging out--and it was more noticable because she was wearing a skin tight t-shirt. She also wears low wasted pants, and either her crack is showing or she is walking around hanging on to her pants.

I have tried to take her shopping, I have bought her clothes, I have showed her pictures of plus size models, but she refuses to have any part of it. I have never intended to hurt her feelings, but the bottom line is I hate to have people gawking and making fun of her. She says "I don't care what they think, why do you?" I have tried to tell her she will get along in the working world better if she dresses to suit her body style, but of course she doesn't listen.

Any suggestions on how to help her either lose weight or dress better? (link)
you have to find out and tell her about all the health problems she can face being 200 pounds at only 17. if she doesnt take notice about her health she can end up fatter and it can lead her into early death. tell her doctor to help her find a diet she can stick to. now if she tries to leave the house in something that looks trashy on her but good on a skinnier person tell her to change. she might think you're treating her like a little kid but she needs to know what she looks good wearing and what she looks bad wearing. not for other people but for herself.she will be happy looking better and the fact that other people will like that is a bonus. thats why they have all those shows on the style channel on peole who dress poorly and get makeovers and they always feel better after, and so do the people who have to look at them.


I'm thinking about getting extensions...has anybody had them before? How long do they last? Like...how do they work out for you? Do they fall out? (link)
ive gotten extensions. they last a really long time if they're braided. about 3 months to half a year. if they arent, they can last 3-4 months if you dont damage it. it depends on what kind of hair it is- synthetic or human. human hair you can straighten or curl no problem but all you can do with synthetic is wash it. they dont fall out unless theyre done poorly but for me they always stay in. if you have alot of fine baby hair at the top of your head you have to make sure you comb it back alot because it may stick out because they cant weave extensions into really fine baby hair.


okay well i went on an italy trip and when we were in the vatican we were in some church and i said god dammit...is that like a one way ticket to hell? i usually dont beleive some sins wouldnt get me into heaven or if theres even a heaven at all but cursing in the vatican? im also afraid if i tell a preist theyll like ounch me in the face
please tell me if im deff. going to hell or how bad that really is or anythiung (link)
okay well I dont think your going to hell. you need to apologize to God though because thats blashpemy and its against one of the 10 commandments and its a sin but everyone sins and some people sin in the vatican so just pray for your sins to be forgiven and it will be fine


ok im 15 [16 next month], 5'7 & 120ish pounds. ive had my period for like 4 yrs, and i still only wear a 32A. i heard youre usually about the same size as your mom but my mom wears like a B or C? (link)
you might. you stop growing at about 18. but you gain weight as you get older naturally, and after childbirth and all that your boobs will grow, so even if your only a b cup when your 18, it doesn mean when your 30 your still gonna be a b cup


ok this is REALLY embarassing.

but um, when i poop, they are kind of biggish, so they sometimes clog the toilets :(!!

i was wonderingg if theres anything i could eat, like apricots or something? (link)
i think its normal but some ppl poop more than others but i would just eat foods with fiber cuz they help you poo, im not sure if its more or less but you can try!


the vains in my boobs are very noticable but i'm a 34D is this normal? and how do i make them less visible? (link)
oh yea thats normal with bigger boobed grls so what i would do is get a maximum coverage bra, or i would take a concealer or powder in your skin color and put it on the veins do downplay the color


Hi.

We have these profile thingys to fill out for our yearbook, and there's a box that you put them in. Well, I got curious (Shouldn't have done this, I know) put my hand in, and grabbed one out. I wanted to see what other people had said before I did mine. Well, by some amazing stroke of fate, the one I picked up had mentioned my name.. under "Idol" the person had put my name.. and then said "Just kidding.. I idolize how long shes survived having her face run over by cars"

I barely even know this girl and I've done NOTHING to her. I was very upset reading this. I KNOW the yearbook people would put this in.. because they have stupid questions like "person you want to hunt down" and stuff, so they're encouraging that kind of thing. I still have the profile form. Should I rip it up, so she misses out on having her profile in the yearbook? Or should I do the "right" thing and put it back in the box? I'm sorta upset about this and I don't know what to do. If it gets in there, it'll be around for years.. you know how long yearbooks last and I would never live it down.
Thanks for your help. (link)
either rip it up, or put something different in it on how shes madly in love with you and wants to go out with you so she will look like weird if she hasnt came out yet, or anything to humiliate herself. just dont put it back and i wouldnt tell a teacher cuz u looked at hers without telling her you took it


16/f--Okay,well i like this guy. hes a year older than me. And i told him that I liked him, and he told me that he felt the same way about me. We have been talking a lot and flirting and he said that one day he is going to take me somewhere where you can see the stars clearly and just lay there staring at them. But, I dont understand why we arent going out. We both really really like eachother and we flirt like crazy. Everyone always think that we are going out and when they ask me, im always like im not and they are all like are you sure? and im like yah. So what should i do to tell him that i wanna go out with him??!
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you both like each other. wait untill the next time HE comes up to talk to YOU and ask him out then, if he doesnt ask you out already.




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